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  • tackle it and choke it

  • how to survive a dog attack

    Step 1 shoot it

  • Snap it's neck

  • @Noblity54 mw3 fanboy

  • @MrKeyLeer actually mw3 fanboy- getting sick of that game real fast, but I needed to do the same thing in real life once and thought of my father's past experience and snapped the dog's neck

  • 1:33 can see camera

  • Been attacked by dogs twice before. Used the same technique both times. I bend my knees and outstretch my arms, and when the dog is within range I quickly grab it by the neck with both arms, slide my hands over to the mouth, pick up the dog from its closed mouth, flip it and look for a collar. First time there was one, so I hauled it to it's house. Second time there was none, so I pulled out my pocket knife and slit it's throat - prevent it from attacking somebody else, but felt I still guilty.

  • @crazymike65, if you rub their balls very gently and stick your finger up their ass it will calm them right down and then you can fuck them instead!

  • @BIankUberAlIes uhh...NOW WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THAT! Nice thinking, bo.

  • @crazymike65, That's just how I roll!

  • I Been Attack By Dogs A Lot Times And What I Do Is Grad Their Ear And Twist It, Controlling Them, Then I Kick Then In The Head And Run To A High Place And Stay Until They Go

  • @PaletaCookie, Next time drop your pants, smear peanut butter in your ass crack and bend over, they love it!

  • okay i know that but what if it lets go lol

  • Kick it in the face (not forgetting the bolax)

    Stay there like a statue? It rip your arm off! Also, are you doing what the teacher says "Be the bigger man" you got to have some guts to stay there

  • @coolVideos231196, Yes "Be the bigger man", just grab that S.O.B. spin it around and fuck it in the ass, or offer yours up as a sacrifice!

  • This video is a total lie. You can not fight and they will still bite. I guess I'll have to protect my kids from aggressive animals until they can kill it theirselves.

  • @RiverRatMississippi, no you can't fight but you can have sex with them, my dear.

  • that is fuckin bull shit i was six years old when i was attacked by dogs i was attacked by two dogs chow-shepered-mix both males this is not true you can not stop a dog attack not at any age it

    there is no way too survive a dog attack i had to be brott back to life and that was 10 years ago

  • @cheyanesage1 I was attacked by slovensky cuvac and I still alive (or I think so :D). Dog survive too but has torn jowl from skull.

  • @cheyanesage1 seriously?

  • that was retarded he didnt teach us how to avoid the attack at all,in america you are lucky pull your gun and blow the dam thing away in the uk we dont have that option we are completely unprotected.

  • Proven Method is that(once Dog got you by your arm) turn around and Clamp the Dog's Neck firmly with your tights on a Choke hold until he passes out.

  • Dog bites ! bite him back !

  • @Ka80SS shut ur fucking ass down bitch hoe

  • I dont think i have that jacket, and without it, on the first bite, my arms would be broken or non-useable. :D

  • @Ka80SS you & your mom together y'all r pussies

  • I would bite its head off

  • I wish they would stop using dobermans as an example of a dangerous dog as me and my family and friends have had dobermans for years and we know that dobes dont go in for the kill unless they have been trained to do so. They do not automatically attack, they just do a lot of barking to warn you off. They prefer not to fight. I have seen akitas attack for no reason but not a dobe.

  • I once heard from dog trainer that you can rip his jaw apart, but don't know if thats true. I would try to hit the nose and poke his eyes out as stated bedore.

  • this is so gay, Fuck you hillary duff

  • I know a guy who got into an arguement at a pub, the other guy stormed off and 15 minutes later returned with his rottweiler... the guy with the dog set the rottweiler on my mate and I saw something iv never seen before... he got bit on the arm. Unphased he lifted the dog with it on his arm and bit a chunk of its nose out and spat it at the dog. Hardest guy I know and no one fucks with him.

  • ty very much man today almost got attcked by a homeless chewawa ass dog fuck it

  • my dog is racist :o

  • that dog is racist, run through a whole city just to attack this one dark skinned person

  • Just SHOOP DA WHOOP and blow that mother fucker up

  • punch the dog in the nose and poke his eyes out! thats what to do

  • @tzhaarown Or just CCB him and switch to your dark bow..

    Yeah, Ima fan.

  • @tzhaarown

    they are too fast to do that, the ears are weak points, if u palm the ear hard eardrum bursts.

  • @tzhaarown No man. Wrong. Stick your arm out, pull out your pocket knife(You should always carry a knife) or pick up a sharp stick, then stab it in the stomach (:

  • @RascalPictures why not in the eye

  • @cubbz5 Cause that just sounds cruel.

  • @RascalPictures but you wanna kill it before it kills you what if its goes for you neck then what

  • @cubbz5 That's why you put your arm out.

  • @RascalPictures, or you could just blow him!

  • Ya, stand up straight and watch the dog bite your fucking arm off nice technique, fuck that. Rip off the little fucker's ear and then he'll leave you alone, if that doesn't work he has another one.

  • Had a police dog snap at me through it's wire cage when I pulled up at a light at an intersection. The K9 cop paid no attention. It startled me at first then later that night, after going over how bad the economy is getting ,I'm thinking how much edible meat can I get off a German Shepherd dog. Not everyone is afraid of snapping, snarling viscous dogs. If attacked, I'll just stand up straight, not fight back, and wait for the dog to release then sink my 4" fixed blade knife into it's throat.

  • If blood spurts out, I hit a main artery. Then I'll run and make the stupid dog bleed out as it chases me.

    Wonder how much edible meat can I get off a big dog? Times are getting hard and dog meat is edible. Wonder if the organs like the heart and liver are safe to eat as well?

  • Never thought I would watch a YouTube video on how to survive a big dog attack so I can kill it for food. Man, times are getting hard if I'm thinking along those lines.

  • Never thought I would watch a YouTube video on how to survive a big dog attack so I can kill it for food. Man, times are getting hard if I'm thinking along those lines.

  • I would grab his balls and his neck

  • Id seriously punch the dog in the face. Ive been in asituation like this just today where i was walking to a junkyard in this trashed street where two dogs, german sheperd and a rotwieler came infront of me started growling if u get scared they sence it, if u show them whos boss stand ur ground comfront themthey will go on but if u do get attacked just hit it with a hard fist and sick the dog even to death if ur in a horible situation.

  • All you have to do is be assertive, most dogs are sissies.

  • this was a horrible video,i feel dumber by watching it

  • if the dog has an owner and the dog attacks someone the owner should be put down. that would stop people buying powerful animals with sharp teeth and killer instincts.

  • @loveallthepeople1000 well said

  • first of all a dog wouldent just attack the arm second he would of ript your arm off -_-

  • if i was bit by a dog i would bite it back for real.

  • do u kick it do u hit it no u call in bear grylls :D

  • ive seen better acting in porno's.

  • @zrimmeh porn stars are great actors

  • chicago zoo ?

  • what ever this video suck my sister got bit by a pitbull and the dog got her by the leg. My sister is just on the ground crying, she didnt fight him and the dog still bite. there's a heavy shovel near by and I grab it and hit the dog on the head. Then the dog let it go. There's many kind of dog out there that attack differently so I think this video is not good.

  • id shoot his legs then when hes on the floor u stomp him 50 times!!!! jk....

  • i Would stap its neck like in Call Of Duty :D

  • if the dog gets ahold of you stab him in the throat..

  • i love that song. "Before I'm Dead" by Kidney Thieves

  • 1:48 son of a bitch LOL so true...

  • Thats why I never go out without my knife. I would stab him in eye.

  • If you see someone else being attacked, grab a large stick or some sort of prying device to pry the dogs jaws open while yelling in a dominant voice the various commands to stop. Beating the dog could turn him/her on you.

  • Duh. You kick the dog like hell, punch it in the nose, and yell in a dominant voice commands such as, "NO! OFF! RELEASE! HEEL! LET GO!" If it's owned by somebody chances are they use one of these commands. Choking the dog will do nothing. Also don't try to pull because some dogs, such as pitbulls, will whip their head around and try to tear your muscle and it will only make the damage worse.

  • @LorcRezKaze66 you lost me there.

  • @LorcRezKaze66 correctemundo. You can't have guns where you're from? Try a knife. Or choke it; unless its a pit bull because they have strong muscles in their neck. Or get a dog reppelant thing.

  • @LorcRezKaze66 a gun?

  • i have been chased by a dog many many times and i got humiliated i need something to kill a fucking dog

  • Crap! Now that you have shown us all how effectively a dog can rip a man apart, show us how to prevent ourselves from being torn apart.

  • @lawson7765 Read my comment.

  • fake all fake...all video's on this site have been edited.

    you can pretty much tell if their fake or not

    BUT MOST OF THEM ARE FAKE AT LEAST 85 PERCENT ARE

  • this defense is defenseless

  • wouldn't it have been better IF the dog owner:

    A. had a more secure leash

    B. had a 10 dollar muzzle on the dobie

    C. kept an eye on the dobie while it was tied up and not the pepperoni pizza

    three simple steps that could save the dog owner a whole lot of money in liability

    just sayin

  • @bluegama500 Well their brute strength makes up for their loss of speed ... humans cant out run dogs anyways ...

  • @bluegama500 Why dont you come over and ill show ya how loyal they are

  • @bluegama500 Dogs that have heart and will die for their owners thats who

  • @bluegama500 Also my grandfather had two rottweilers trained in germany ... you could say one word and they would go attack a tree until there paws were bleeding

  • @bluegama500 Well my dad did it to a fuckkin rabid doberman chased him on his motorcycle and grabbed his ankle and pulled him off the bike .. my dad just hit the dog in the face as hard as he could and when he got it just fucking side kicked it in the jaw and it choked the dog dobermans have a very large airway which is an easy target

  • lol you wanna keep the kid supervised wat a jerk,,,er in moments of chaos you cant protect anyone mate dont be a idiot,,,and the man still had to tell his rottweller wat to do so no help really back to a place where dogs really attack for me

  • Knee the dog in the neck and it will let go. If it doesn't just punch it in the nose. It will let go and won't come back!

  • like hell stand straight, grit your teeth to focus through the pain grab its neck with your free arm with your thumb between its ears then knee it in the side of its head with your opposite knee.

  • Useless video is useless.

  • Honestly if that dog charged at me ill make it look like sponge bob after im done with it...

  • I'm sorry to sound negative but there are more than a few excellent, weaponless defenses against mad dogs, I do not proscribe to "don't do this or that because you will excite it or make it mad".If I am attacked by a dog and it has intentions to harm my body or ruin my life, then I will use what I know that works, and it will release and desist by pain, or I will stop it permanently. It has a choice, I don't.

  • what a dumbass but in it a headlock from there and kill/sleep it adn sue they guy lmao

  • @JCVDFan1 lol you must have been really traumatized by that incident, i saw your "machete" comment on another video. What would you have done if the dog actually bit you? hold up a machine gun?

  • The best way to defend from a dog is to carry all the time peper spray or knife. If you dont have anything, than hit the dog in to his nose realy hard, and climb to the tree :)

  • Yesterday i was attacked by a dog i didnt even move when he came running to me he bite in my arm so hard i though he will ripp it off and in reflex i grapped his head and turned is 180° well the dog then was quite

  • Put your thumb into his eye and push it in as far as it will go. A pencil or pen works real well too.

  • If you can keep your footing and keep on standing ( the dog wants to bring you to the ground), go for it's neck, be willing to sacrifice your weaker arm to it's jaw as it will leave it's neck open. A good swift punch into the neck could probably kill a dog much like it would a human.

  • Look this is what my dad told me to do .. he had two rottweilers trained in german ... these dogs were so brutal he could say one thing in german i forgot the word sumthing stonzaish that was there " sick em " command and he could do that to a tree and they would claw it till there paws were bleeding ... but he said the best thing to do to an attacking dog is literally kick it in the jaw as hard as you possibly can .... if the dog bites you get it in a head lock and break its neck

  • Always chase the dog, kick it, gouge the eyes. Legs are 10x stronger than arms. Works for me and my mailman uncle. I bike & jog, & I am charged in the street a lot. I pushed a collie a nano sec before she clamped down, she ran off. Another dog that would chase me weekly eventually got a kick to the face (never saw it again). Other dogs I growl at and chase them, they run off. I can't WAIT until one of them pussies actually stands up to me, and I get to round house him in the neck.

  • i feel sorry for you people. how can u think that if a dog attacks u, u just shot it. it even semes that u want to kill one. rather try other things if a dog attacks. but if it is no other way, i would defend myself with what ive got. and that u say that u would shoot it with a shotgun. think twise, who walk around with a shotgun?

  • if it was me ....grabe my shotgun shot like hell

  • @RakatsukiTV

    but if the dog grab you before you got your shotgun, or if the shotgun is too far away from you ?

    i heared that hitting the dog's nose is efficient.

  • and the dog already bites be and grabbs me with his mouth, perhaps a good drill is to choke the son of a bitch...

    got it? son of a bitch ( is a dog so is a son of a bitch )

    HAHAHAH lol

  • If i got bitten by a dog with owner, and the owner seems to be irresponsible. is it legal if i get myself an axe, or gun, or anything lethal and then kill the dog?

  • if dog attacks you and you defend youself by killing the dog its legal

  • damn my neighbours dog just bit me and i was running away so i guess i provocked it.

  • Man! that's stupid, so if the dog comes and wants to bite me, i should just let him do it?

    I would prefer to kick the dog or something...

  • if u miss he would go directly to ur head its better in the arm !!

  • is almost imposible to miss, and if i miss the kick i can punch if i miss the punch i can punch with the other arm...if i miss everything i can dodge.

    That's why you must be fast enough and train

  • Pretty useless advice.

  • weak

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