note:the "sperm collector" sign.....now imagine these would never pass with the fda or whoevers department this would fall under, so my question is this, did asians just give up on being smart? cuz they been commin out wit some really dumb stuff latley, lol
This machine appears to be at some sort of medical expo, the sign at the bottom says something like "Sperm extractor" so I'm guessing it's a machine designed to aid sperm donation.
@oiyabastard Wal-mart, how bout next to all the redboxes???? get your movie while you get pleasured. Hell, I'd love to have one of these next to my computer!!!! Fucking awesome new video game if you ask me.
WTF !!!! I MEAN WTF !!!! IS IT FOR REAL WTF !!!! ???? IM SPEECHLESS DO YOU DONATE INTO IT OR WOULDNT THIS BE AN OXYMORON INDECENT EXPOSURE IN A PUBLIC PLACE IS IT TO STOP RAPISTS HOT GIRL HHHMMMM POLICE PRISON OH A JACK OFF MACHINE NOT AS GOOD BUT WHAT THE HELL...POLICE DRAG YOU AWAY FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE LOL SO NO WIN SITUATION THERE poop caps lock sorry i aint retyping, put the machine in a quite room and probably cleaned after each person oh its funny though lol
it says sperm donater. someone with aids. go there
1234567890nam 2 hours ago
did anyone else get a bonner?
muma0449 7 hours ago
Im gonna take an educated guess and say this was Japan's idea
AngelusUmbra 13 hours ago
Hey has any one seen my dads dairy farm milking machine?, it has been missing for a week.
weldean46 17 hours ago
I need one
FirstDayofRs 1 day ago
I need a quarter!
Dollargarcia17 4 days ago
I'M THE HATED MIIILLLLK MACHINE
EVERYBODY HATES ME NOW
JUST FOR DOING WHAT IM TOLD
HE WAS TRYING TO BE BOLD
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE KEEP THEIR WILLIES OUT OF HOLES
jacksonlefteye 1 week ago
@jacksonlefteye MR SHOW!!!!! hahahaha
ChrisTripp 5 days ago
made in china again???
ipat0 1 week ago
well if you need me ill be clearing my history
MegaCornbread101 2 weeks ago 6
LOL
Wii624 2 weeks ago
That nasty fucker touched it!
337camo 2 weeks ago
note:the "sperm collector" sign.....now imagine these would never pass with the fda or whoevers department this would fall under, so my question is this, did asians just give up on being smart? cuz they been commin out wit some really dumb stuff latley, lol
TheWorldscollide2012 2 weeks ago
Only in Japan...
xManjaro 3 weeks ago 2
if your credit card bounces, it swallows your dick, and you won't be able too order a replacement.
nick199009 1 month ago 2
only in japan...
Th0rx4 1 month ago
okay in what store is this?
Timmy1Boii1Eraser 1 month ago
@MyEyesOnly18 and squeeze button too lol
rudyveo 1 month ago
does it give you electrical shocked? lol
rudyveo 1 month ago
wounder how many std's one of those has..
crazybonez5 1 month ago
Only in japan.
fancysnake1 1 month ago
finger licken good
chuckufarly65 1 month ago
now lick your finger.
chuckufarly65 1 month ago
im at that weird part of youtube again....
04angelbydeath 1 month ago
can i have one... for product testing for free??? xD
vampyjay 1 month ago
It should look like a a mans but and I'm gay
jaylonhoper 1 month ago
oh yes. its on my bucket list to be sucked off by r2-d2 slut cousin.
williamtword 1 month ago 4
insert quarter for insertion
acrock21 1 month ago
is it wrong to want one of those?
demonzz101 1 month ago
@demonzz101 no
auaiao9 1 month ago
put a wig on it and youll be good to go!
zestydude87 1 month ago
This machine appears to be at some sort of medical expo, the sign at the bottom says something like "Sperm extractor" so I'm guessing it's a machine designed to aid sperm donation.
BubbleFizz 1 month ago
@BubbleFizz that doesn't make it any less of a jerk-off machine.
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
that thing looks more like a castration machine. imagine one malfunctioning
ignorethemachine1 1 month ago
were did u see it
themiz227700 1 month ago
i would like to order a used one please, oh and make mine extra tight
fathermarvin 1 month ago
I wonder if it has settings? slow, medium, fast, and quicky...LOL
MyEyesOnly18 1 month ago
SOME ONE SHOULD PUT THESE IN WALMART ENTRANCES NEXT TO ALL THE GUMBALL MACHINES AND FILM PEOPLES REACTIONS!!!
oiyabastard 2 months ago 33
@oiyabastard Wal-mart, how bout next to all the redboxes???? get your movie while you get pleasured. Hell, I'd love to have one of these next to my computer!!!! Fucking awesome new video game if you ask me.
OmGyourVideoSuxDang 3 weeks ago
@OmGyourVideoSuxDang while u wait in da long ass lines
MexhomieXlll 3 weeks ago
What......the fuck?
wtfsaywat 2 months ago
Im in that weird part of youtube again
FictionFYS 2 months ago 39
@FictionFYS ...really weird part of youtube DAMN!
gadgetmanjay 1 week ago
@gadgetmanjay I'm strangely arroused by this......
FictionFYS 1 week ago
WTF JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!
MegaManman12345 2 months ago
I'd sell my soul to get one
MrAmoney416 2 months ago 2
and people in japan and other places call us strange
juggalofamily777 2 months ago 3
Want!
ithinkidrankpoison 2 months ago
id buy it
Stewiegriffin1990 3 months ago
Is not a jerk off machine, is a "this is how I show you how much I love you" machine
CamiloSanchez1979 4 months ago
So ronry. Forever ronry.
Matrix29bear 4 months ago 2
LOL ONLY IN JAPAN ARE FREAKS
kclite 4 months ago
@kclite we all must be japanesse
nebula570 3 months ago
Hey, where do you put the quarter?
theultimateninja 4 months ago
@theultimateninja in your ass
WoWspecilist 4 months ago
lmfao...as long as it doesn't turn like an oscillating fan
davidthatis 4 months ago
WTF !!!! I MEAN WTF !!!! IS IT FOR REAL WTF !!!! ???? IM SPEECHLESS DO YOU DONATE INTO IT OR WOULDNT THIS BE AN OXYMORON INDECENT EXPOSURE IN A PUBLIC PLACE IS IT TO STOP RAPISTS HOT GIRL HHHMMMM POLICE PRISON OH A JACK OFF MACHINE NOT AS GOOD BUT WHAT THE HELL...POLICE DRAG YOU AWAY FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE LOL SO NO WIN SITUATION THERE poop caps lock sorry i aint retyping, put the machine in a quite room and probably cleaned after each person oh its funny though lol
spoonicuss 5 months ago
is that a sperm donation machine?
THEREDRAINx 5 months ago