Matias Rust 28.5.1987 in the Red Square

[KernelMan0]

He said: OWNED!

[Pinkyprank4]

Like a boss!!

[Articsledder]

American tourist in Red square? In 1987? Wtf?

[SaintNight]

Where my Cracked niggas at?

[schnids1605]

if that lady is russian, then her accent is pretty amazing

[sirdeedee]

Balls !

[fenix9885]

I'm pretty sure nobody would have seen this without Cracked

[12345mrjakko]

Wow, Rust simply didn't give a fuck.

[buffer545]

Cracked.

[joseaca]

actually he was aiming at tiananmen square but his huge balls brought the plane down in the middle of the USSR

[Big5000K]

His balls needed a whole 'nother plane.

[mrjimmyos]

Teenager helped bring an end to the cold war by landing a plane in red square, pretty mad

[chronius9]

And you blame the USA that they do not see hijacked liners....

[CazK88]

So embarrassing to the Russian defense. Gorbachev fired 2,000 defense officers after this and threw in those who supported his reforms. LOL...! Dictatorship at its best.

[freemanaa]

They had an interdiction for knocking down of civil planes of infringers.

Migs flied near to it but there was no order to destroy it. This interdiction has been entered after the Soviet fighter has brought down the South Korean Boeing which has crossed border 1983.

Many have punished from for this hooligan. The Minister of Defence and the commander of air defense have been dismissed. It has been dismissed approximately 300 - 500 generals and the higher officers.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@freemanaa

Not sure you know what a hooligan is...

[freemanaa]

They had an interdiction for knocking down of civil planes of infringers.

Migs flied near to it but there was no order to destroy it. This interdiction has been entered after the Soviet fighter has brought down the South Korean Boeing which has crossed border 1983.

Many have punished from for this hooligan. The Minister of Defence and the commander of air defense have been dismissed. It has been dismissed approximately 300 - 500 generals and the higher officers.

[ss90ss444]

I bet this was a real shock to that bastard Gorbachev, hahaha

[ChannelingusIV]

he later was tried for the attempted murder of a woman. I think he stabbed her.

[GWhiz99]

I was a sophomore in high school when MATHias Rust landed his rented Cessna F172P in Moscow's RED SQUARE on MAY 28, 1987. I notice that online accounts of Rust's odyssey include that his trip started at an airport in the German city of Uetersen outside of HAMBURG on MAY 13, 1987--the same day the RED CEDAR LN dweller turned 35. Hidden communist tendencies aside, RED CEDAR LN is not RED SQUARE. Nevertheless, HAMBURG needs ER for HAMBURGER, linking to the notion of fast-food "treats"

[GWhiz99]

MATHias Rust’s trip to Moscow’s RED SQUARE began on MAY 13, 1987 from the German city of Uetersen. The name UeterSEN ends SEN, like the abbreviation for U.S. SENator. Unrelated: the Soviet shootdown of KAL 007 on 9/01/83, which claimed the life of U.S. Rep. Larry McDONALD (D-GA 7th). Unrelated: city of HAMBURG needing ER for HAMBURGER or billions served at McDonald’s. UeterSEN ending with the SEN abbreviation for SENator reminds that U.S. Sen. Jesse A. Helms was part of the McDonald delegation

[GWhiz99]

U.S. Sen. Jesse A. Helms (R-NC; 241-14-4670) and U.S. Rep. Larry McDonald (D-GA) were part of a U.S. delegation travelling to Seoul to take part in the 30th anniversary of the United States-South Korea Mutual Defense Treaty. Helms was on KAL 015, fifteen minutes behind ill-fated KAL 007. When both planes made a scheduled stop in Anchorage, Alaska, Helms reportedly contemplated switching to KAL 007 to join McDonald, but ultimately decided against it and died 9,073 days later on July 4, 2008

[GWhiz99]

MATHias Rust flew his rented Cessna into Moscow’s RED SQUARE on MAY 28, 1987—the same day HARVEY oDEMS JR (427-59-9378) was born. While the Soviets didn’t shoot down Rust’s Cessna, counterfactually, they could have shot down U.S. Sen. Jesse Helms had he switched to KAL 007 on 9/1/83, as he had contemplated. HARVEY oDEMS Jr. could remind that Helms faced former CHARlotte, NC mayor HARVEY gANTt, a DEMocrat (starts with DEM of surname oDEMs in common) in 1990 & 1996 to retain his SENate seat.

[moidc]

the woman is obviously NOT an american tourist - you can tell this by her accent. besides why shouldn't it be possible that a soviet citizen actually can fluently speak english? and i'm not talking about ivan drago or the stereotypical hollywood "evil russian speaks english" way....

[Kaerliss]

@moidc The woman wasn't being labelled an American tourist, she referred to a person asking where Rust was from as an American tourist.

[frambesbuckeye]

LMAO why was an American tourist there?

[MrsAdely]

Und heute ist Mathias Rust ein Profi-Skatspieler - verdient auf diese Weise sein Lebensunterhalt...

[alfred024]

Ich muss es mal so sagen rein militärisch und nach den Gesetz der UdSSR. Er kann froh sein das er nicht die volle Strafe oder schlimmeres hat bekommen.

[kornilovfr]

PVO v jope

[hatredrock]

I love Matias Rust!European Hero!!!

[1010100101]

CIA plan

[GriffndorK]

I dunno whats crazier Mathias Rust and his trip from Finland, or the fact that theres an american tourist in moscow to greet him.