Ellen's 900th Episode Highlights 11/13/08

[LoLJuJu]

who's dat at 0.27 pls?

[calleigh31323]

@LoLJuJu kanye west

[LoLJuJu]

@calleigh31323 i meant the woman, she's kind of shufflin ;)

[calleigh31323]

@LoLJuJu penelope cruz

[mem3me1]

4:29 hahahhahaha and the dennis quaid part :DD

[nox78]

"I love jesus but i drink a little..." jajaja

[saramusiccentral]

lol the look at 7:13

i love ellen

[TheLovehurts14ify]

Where can i watch the one at 2:09??

[tiaangelina1000]

who is the person from 6:53-7:05??????

[calleigh31323]

@tiaangelina1000 Kyle Lagrasso

[TheHappyVanilla]

WOOOO DAVID BECKHAM TOOK HIS SHIRT OFFF!! SEXAAAYY WOOOO 9:17 ;)

[TheRetardsof08]

@piratelover1259 a diaphragm is something that is used as a contraception, aka birth control its like a balloon in the nono place.

[piratelover1259]

what was so naughty about the diaphragm thing? Can someone explain that to me?

[rimarkein1]

@piratelover1259 who's the guy on 9:48?? he's cuutteee!!

[piratelover1259]

@rimarkein1 that's ryan seacrest

[calleigh31323]

@rimarkein1 ryan seacrest

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

yes, who's the guy at 3:56? :D

[suckmybingowings]

@JuliaMuehlbauer chris rock

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@suckmybingowings thank you!!! :D

[hellokittyfan1998]

Who's that guy at 3:55 someone tell me plz

[suckmybingowings]

@hellokittyfan1998 chris rock

[Jethrofinger]

8:17 I LOVED this moment! Haven't seen it in a LONG time. I loved it when Robin Williams was on the show not too long after and demand that the clip be shown. He then said that he washes his genitals too lol!

[Jellyapple67]

KRISTIN CHENOWETH EPIC WIN

[pernillegt]

Who's the tennisplayer she jumps on?

[helen11122121]

@pernillegt andy roddick

[pernillegt]

OMG, I love the girl who sighs.

Yeah, what a drag to be on Ellen. Boriiiiiing.

[Osmond4eva99]

what was kristin chenoweth singing from

[fallingforyou56]

1:24 THE BEST MOMENT EVER.... and then Ellen starts laughing and you cant' not laugh with her !

[elliottdanielle]

wats a diaphram?

[Lipgloss91able]

@elliottdanielle i form on birth control = contraceptive!

[elliottdanielle]

@Lipgloss91able o.Ohh well.... i have nothin to say bout dat...

lol

[saramusiccentral]

2:12 lol

[jcloh86]

does anyone know who was it singing in a princess dress

[txjenn811]

@jcloh86 Kristen Chenoweth

[whalewatcher321]

who was that that ellen was kissing?

[miamsg]

@whalewatcher321 that was Collin Farrell

[sexironz]

2:12 made me LMAO!!!

[bexmusiclove]

@sexironz I cant stop doing belly crunches to this one :)

[MrSabino1294]

beckham part looks badass

[12nickc]

what does theperson say at 1.22

[starrysongs]

Tiqer Woods. ==

[supersimpsonsfan100]

@a0987312245 dolly parton

[supersimpsonsfan100]

7:15 gotta love that face!! LMAO

[happamamma]

Colling Farrell is hot.

[Zaneterrr]

wat is that women on 3:45 ?????????

[nikkivontease]

@Zaneterrr yea dude its cher :)

[Zaneterrr]

is it sheira at 3:47 ???????????

[Zaneterrr]

who is that women ? wat is her name ? at 0:42

[nikkivontease]

@Zaneterrr its Cynthia Nixon from sex and the city

[indecisiveassasin]

@ruebque She had..... I think it was Jenna Bush on the show a long time ago too. She called President Bush on the show too, you can search it :)

[mauri123g]

hahahaha the old lady was shocked

[vinappleinc]

blah blah blah take your shirt off!

[Arazig]

@ruebque She also interviewed John McCain during the elections.... but it wasn't a particularly funny interview becuase he is against gay marriage and ellen is gay. they wouldn't want to include it in a highlight package.

[Laurababyy17]

Why did he have a diaphragm in his mouth? just wondering... xD

[MissGreenDay7]

@Laurababyy17 It's not the contraceptive. I diaphragm is also what you call something that you put in your mouth to make bird calls. It's not the same material.

[13MaryM]

please someone tell me who is at 0:27???? it's Selena Gomez or.... someone else????

[CLAYmateALLtheWAY]

@13MaryM tina fey

[sp3ncerr]

@ 1:33 ROFL!

[lupesalas94]

lmfao! the part that made me laugh the most is when she reenacted the old lady with a white wig.

[kaileykinz15]

@shootMeShellz it's a bingo stabber but he thinks it;s a vibrator

[lizdapurpleninja]

wow i just luv ellen

she is the funniest person on earth

[ShootMeShellz]

anyone know what that thing is that ryan seacrest pulled out of the bag??

[zzzusy]

@ShootMeShellz hahah I think's it's a vibrator! only on Ellen! :)

[videofreak085]

@zzzusy it was a bingo stamper thing lol

[bananabuck]

@ShootMeShellz its a flashlight but he thought it was a sex toy lol

[musikgrl682]

who is the guy at 6:13

[laura7a]

what does that woman said

i love jesus but...

[SiouxsieSway]

@laura7a ...I drink a little.

[laura7a]

@SiouxsieSway thx

[TheBlaze24SB]

i still drink a little

[dixitwinleo]

@laura7a i love jesus but i drink a little

[CLAYmateALLtheWAY]

@laura7a i drink a little

[BeXzTeR]

2:13 Ellen immitating the elderly lady! LOL!

[waltropica]

I just cant stop laughing :D:D

Why dont we have Ellen in Germany ?!

Just love her!

Shes hilarious!

[sfingaaa]

who is this last guy?

[TwoDeux]

1:01 ... the girl :)

[cbcuddles1997]

2:08 is soo hilarious OMG

[Hannanball13]

IM TRYING TO WATCH 100 ELLEN VIDS.

full vid.9:58

start:12:12

end:12:23

#77

[LEXILovezCOOKIEZZ]

hahaa i like 2:08

[Kirsteenymoo]

what was the last clip?

[BecksLissy]

What is the woman saying on 1:23 ?

[HiFudgeBunnies]

"i like jesus, but i drink a little" haha

[keohar1]

i love Jesus but I drink a little

[sophiejaycullen]

@BecksLissy she loves jesus but she drinks a little

[zacklyzun]

dennis quaid is here lol

[Khr1sc]

Wat was th breathe frm ur hoohoo thing!?.. LMAO!

[GreekFate]

Ellen did a musical where she learned how to sing, you should watch it, it's awesome XD

[Khr1sc]

OMG 0.41 I nearly cried laughin!! LoL!

[trueheart7137]

haha blah blah blah take your shirt off.

if it was mario lopez id say the same XP

love you ellen!

[norja]

Shame we son't have this show over here. Looks like soooo much fun!

[newman20072008]

this video was grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrr8 lol

[tsnoopy76]

Dennis Quaid is here! I love that skit!

[77446633]

her brain is so quick!

[Lipgloss91able]

@77446633 lmao ikr

[TwoDeux]

the funniest scene ever!!!

2:11 :)

[Rosemagic18]

the tom cruise slide was awesome!!!

[jordinfan18]

i love jesus but i drink a little. lol!

[wildcat2114]

what was that at like the final part w/ ryan secreast?

[lillebjorn87]

You can see for yourself in this clip =D

/watch?v=vTHqDaBFsZ4

[minhnhat95]

he got her this bingo game. and what they were laughing at was the stamping thing. but ryan thought it was a dildo.

[drkarthikarajendran]

dildo!!!

[NeverAshcroft]

i looooooove it. and the dancing with beyonce wooopie!! :) we dont have ellen in germany, which clearly sucks. i only get to watch reaaaally old clips on youtube... grrr

[xXMcMuffin]

ja das find ich auch schade das es sie in deutschland nicht gibt aber du kannst auf ellens webseite aktuellere videos schauen :D

[OTDxxx]

wats the song she dances to at the start x

[staceyswailes]

duz any 1 know what episode 2:08 is frm!?

[lpsim580]

@sexyguy757 and uniqueart90

penelope cruz i believe

[LoLJuJu]

i dont tink it is ....

[lpsim580]

@0:29 thats Cynthia nixon from sex and the city.

but,@ 0:28 i'm fairly sure thats penelope cruz doing the weird dance....

[sexyguy757]

who the fucks is that dancing at 0:28

[uniqueart90]

does anybody know which episode 0:28 is???

[sarot]

what's the name of the backround song?

[amyx92x]

crazy in love by beyonce ;-)

[pinkcream23]

just hilarious!!!!! I LOOOVE ELLEN!!!

Can anyone tell me which episode is at 05:02??

[Bubleigh]

I love ellen!

She is just so hilarious and funny!

it's so cool that she has gotten all the way to 900 shows!

|YAY! ELLEN!

I think her funniest guests are:

reese witherspoon,...

ahh!

there are others but i can't remember them...!!

the people who aren't afraid to not talk about just business and tv, the ones who sort of, but always head off on a different direction.

[lovegerardbutler1987]

Ryan Seacrest is ADORABLE!

[tylergwile]

Whats happening at 2:10, and what episode is it from??

[Mimschi]

i love Brit... She is so sweet! <3

[believiny0urself]

who is that at 6:14?

[nf4l00]

1:17 to 1:27

lol

[ronsta247]

my top 3 moments are ryan seacrest, dennis quaid and ellens reaction to gladys

[xoxodarlalover1]

the thing is inapporiate ill give you a hint it i a inapporiate toy

[HollisterChic9134]

What is in the bag at the end its like shiny blue and ryan is holding it?

[PolarB36]

It was a BINGO blotter but Ryan thought it was something totally different which embarrassed him.

[sXePunkV2]

Its a bingo dabber,but he thought it was a sex toy at first

[suckmybingowings]

omg she kssed colin farrell..she is the luckiest woman alive no joke!!!

[trptmaster06]

thats colin farrell

[cosmetixs]

Who does Ellen kiss at 5:45?

[TheSunshineBubble]

Colin Farrell

[sophiehoney92]

ellen + kids = funny

[FallenTaru]

Is that Penelope cruz dancing at 0:29?

[hentaifanattic]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! the granny turning into ellen and the facial expression she makes is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! i almost wet my pants!!

[lenoko]

remember to breath from your ...who who. LOL

[324754]

can anybody explain to me 8:16 - 8:36 ?

[324754]

i didnt understand what the boy said.. what was in his mouth???

[WhoKnew71207]

I love jesus but I drink a little xDDDDD

[rosehipsforu]

sooo funny!

[turdl38]

I love how pretty much the only guy to be able to hit the dunk tank thing has got to be at least 50

[JBCTBL]

the one with the old grandma was HILARIOUS!! OMG I LAUGHED SOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhoKnew71207]

xDDD I fell of my chair

[jahnny06]

it was the stamp thing from the bingo not a dildo :S

[MemeSeco88]

whatz the gift from ryan seacrest?

[usherfan2006]

guess it was a dildo

[Gman9214]

Her 1000th is coming soon!

[DaUndDort]

who's she wrestling with at 5:04 ?

[farhanna1]

allison janney

[DaUndDort]

thank you very much

[Never4mind]

omg who is that in 8:06?

[zsuzsu19]

Mario Lopez

[zz8w]

he is dam hot.

[Jessylein]

"bla bla bla take your shirt off" xD xD Ellen is the best!

[jfjdgbfjfjf]

a dildo!!

[mrsdalloway0189]

whos the guy eleln is hugging at 9:00?

[MJforever127i]

LOL Nicolette Sheridan!!!!!

[BlackBunny15]

XD WTF did he have a daiphragm!?

[324754]

what's that anyway??

[BlackBunny15]

It's this thing you use to stop from getting pregnant. So it's super weird a boy has it. In his mouth none the less XD

[Priiiide]

"Every saturday night, i was my private delicates"

hahahah.

[MikaLoveJulie]

hahahah I LOVE IT!!!!!

[paintheskypurple]

"listen, i love jesus but i drink a little."

lmao best part!

[latindancer4ever]

ahhh i love ellen! best show. sucks that im at uni in the day now and cant watch it :(

[azlSE]

who's the girl at 2:41?

sorry I left my eyeglasses at my house, I'm in a computer shop now, I'm so sorry.

[chloecat22]

Nicolette Sheridan from, "Desperate Housewives."

[azlSE]

whoa.  thank you!

[SanAndreasUpdater08]

What does ellen say at 9:10?

Anyone know?

[andyrupu]

"Holla!"

[Swarlos01]

What's with the old lady impression?

[mrbeebee]

omg! girl at 6.06 is freakly skinny

[93Hondax2]

i love jesus but i drink a little.XD ROFLMAO omg that was so funny

[GymGuy247]

1:16 was THE BEST to me!!!!!!!!!! I couldnt stop laughing! She sound like shes part of MY family!!

[Rockers00Rock]

haha 8:19 is hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

[DoodieFaceXX]

LOL! UGH! Shes so funny!

And Obama cant dance LOL

[Mcflyisthesex]

who is that?

6.23

[juju6742]

halle berry i guess

[KsXXee]

who is the woman in the white dress singing at 6.57?

[mammamiafan4evr]

kristin chenoweth

=)

[wtfinghell]

she's actually a really good singer. at first i thought it was hayden panettiere lol

[savannamarie21]

Does anybody know the name of that song in the first part? It's a girl singing..i have no idea what it is but I want to download it really bad. LOL!

[Wyebank]

When I grow up by the Pussycat Dolls

[Anna89zeppelin]

Hahahaha OMG this is so funny I almost pied my pants, must say the old lady on the phone,"I love jesus but i drink a little" just did it hahaha