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  • IT'S. A. LAAAAACCCCKKK!!! poor guy, does he know this is trolling?

  • Is zeromodz in on the joke?

  • This is satire, right?

  • @Jesusophile Ever heard of radiometric dating? Thats pretty much solid proof that the earth is 4.6billion years old

  • Hitler wasnt athiest....... HE WAS A ROMAN CATHLOTIC!

  • "how does atheism make you a bad person?"

    "....okay, lets move on from that."

    nice answer

  • excuse me, You happen to be having a conversation with an athiest who seems to be having a hard time explaining things. Talk to the amazing atheist he'll be able to explain things to you but you probably won't accept the reasons he gives to you. By the way women love sex more then men do, women have fucking squirting orgasms which feels like fucking heaven to them

  • @Kathyuskaslave38 and thats why if u are good in bed women will love you,the whole dificult part is to get her to bed >.<

  • There's this thing called video chat you may want to look into.

  • wtf hitler wasn't atheist

  • its all good...live your life however you want and then repent on your deathbed....lack lack lack lack lack lack lack lack its a lack a lack lack lack...wheres the freakin debate? this video proves AGAIN that religous people are TARDS.

  • i feel so sorry for you zero modz, you were made a fool of by a hipocrite and an uneducated fool.

    "but how do you know that?"

    "but if you can't be completley sure..."

    then he says

    "because you don't know something is a WEAK argument..." this i why i don't take a good chunk of theists seriously, I have many christians friends that i value very much in my life, but those whole refuse to accept new information and take all their knowledge out of one false book, are shit for brains.

  • o love it when religious people use the phrase "well how do you know that?"

  • This guy is Dutch and he's taking the piss. Have a look at his channel and you'll see he's probably the most intelligent troll on here.

  • evolution by natural selection, if this guy would have just shut the fuck up and gave zero a chance to speak, then he would have got the message, but of course, he doesnt, what a pathetic excuse for a "debater"

  • i say zeromodz gave this guy a run for his money, he brought up some very interesting topics and discussions, just look at this 4:20

    he definitely made him stutter and made him totally renounce his statement and moved on, although zero just couldnt push just a little further, if it was me, i would have destroyed him, thrown his thoughts into a blind sparrow and cast him aside like little vermin underneath the dirt

  • it doesnt matter what kinds of atheists there are? then it doesnt matter what kind of theists there are either.....

  • Angilotic atheists, evangelic atheists, agnostic atheists, veyaur satanist atheists, etc etc etc...so yes there is different kinds of atheism...

  • does anyone else think this guy is an annoying douche bag?

  • the point of this video is that being an atheist doesn't make you a genius well i hope that what it was i only watch half it was boring as fuck

  • Fucking hell, you are such an idiot. Arrgh dumb christian americans.

  • His "...yeah..." about 40 seconds, that dazed zoned-outness, leads me to believe that he really has no clue what the hell he's talking about. At all.

  • evidence for God: if one vital organism changes the animal dies. DNA is a cloning process and I've never heard an atheist explain where the new information to evolve came from, can someone ( respectfully ) explain it in basic terms?

  • @Development2112 You have to realize that the total size of any species' genome is not a fixed number, but grows and shrinks with every mutation. I guess what I'm saying is that genetic mutation is the cause of this "new information".

  • @Development2112 Darwin has done that allready, no need for me to repeat,just read On the Origens of Species.for i have read the Bible and Quran(and some other religious books)none of those explained any of the differences between humans(like black or white skin,brown hair or blond hair etc.?)So i think its only fair that you read Darwin.After you have done that,i'll be glad to explain the bits you dont understand.My guess is i wont have to explain much.

  • I don't care what your beliefs are... this guy is easily the funniest guy on youtube and he makes my life complete

  • I really can't tell if he's serious or not

  • please someone kill me now

    

  • I love how idiots like this except the science that produced the computer they are using or the car they drive or the medicine and vaccines that are produced. Oh, and by the way the only reason scientists know so much about the human body and systems within is because of evolution. Why do you have a tail bone, why do you have an appendix, why is your respiratory system connected to your digestive system? Either bad design or evolution. 85% of scientists are atheists. Radioactive dating works.

  • @SensArmy74 You should look up the term "satire" and then watch this guy's videos again.

  • You are a smug fucker. You are weak and possibly mentally ill. You will never learn a true thing in your life because you're are blind to reality.

  • I don't understand. Is it a lack?

  • The guy on the phone is correct there people who believe in god are weak. They need something to believe in which is a god. Science proves how everything works. The bible and things like that just say random shit an expect you to believe it.

  • Better yet what gives the frog the right to eat the fly? What is wrong with your thinking.

  • So if god told you not to kill the frog why did he give carnivores teeth to eat meat? Why do humans have teeth to eat meat? So all humans that eat or hunt for meat are sinners now too? Please give it up.

  • "Lack" means to not have something why do you think it means that to lack something is to not have something that you should have? Look up the work man.

  • How is this a debate rather than a mocking? Stop using Hitler as an atheist for one try reading "mein kampf" and know that nazi metal belt buckles had "gott mit uns" or "god with us". Give an example of how stalins motives were atheist rather than politcal, what did his non belief in god have to do with it lol. the other two i don't know about but you probably haven't done any research on them yourself and you won't admit it I'd bet.

  • LOL

    Lack, lack, lack, lack. OMG this guy is way too funny. I love how he used "lack" of belief in God to try to imply that one should believe in God.

  • why dont xtians know how to debate? shouting lack 10 times to pick up on a semantic point is a waste of everyones time. lack of belief doesnt mean you should have belief. i lack the ability to kill someone and i lack the belief that black people or gays arent equal - does that mean i should have those beliefs?

  • You know, I like watching such videos just to see how theists think. Nothing of that kind can be found here. It's just boring and sad.

  • How can Christians use their argument of gods existance against evolution when evolution is based on something that is on earth and god is just something that is thought up by people.

  • @Chisile23 What evidence do you have to support that "God is eternal"? That is a false assumption. You conceded the argument at step three. Steps one and two are not certain either. You don't know that the universe had a beginning, nor that energy had a beginning. We know, thanks to scientific inquiry, that the OBSERVABLE universe had a beginning. What came before is a matter of speculation, and I'm not aware of any scientists claiming absolute certainty on that matter. That wouldn't be science

  • @Ematched you destroyed him!

  • @Chisile23 What evidence do you have to support that "God is eternal"? That is a false assumption. You conceded the argument at step three. Steps one and two are not certain either. You don't know that the universe had a beginning, nor that energy had a beginning. We know, thanks to scientific inquiry, that the OBSERVABLE universe had a beginning. What came before is a matter of speculation, and I'm not aware of any scientists claiming absolute certainty on that matter. That wouldn't be science.

  • @Chisile23 u stink

  • Unintetional comedy is the shit!

  • little metaphore for you...... lol

  • A christian like him is more likely to kill the frog and claim it was under gods will.

  • If you're going to be a satirist you have to be really outrageous. Now I realize the average Fundie is already outrageous enough in his claims, but you have to go a lot further, otherwise people will see you as an average deluded Xian we see on YT ever day.

  • you are aware he is just trolling christians

  • A fundamental error from the dumb ignorant and disrespectful Christian I see this trait in most of them.

  • Like thats supose to impress us "BILLIONS of YEARS!" hahahahaa!

  • this guy is a complete idiot.

  • @Revengefullwow1 It's satire, you stupid piece of shit.

  • Just because i'm an athiest does not mean i go around killing frogs.

  • Rofl, Hitler was a christian.

  • Jesusophile i cant believe how naive and stupid you are. It just bothers me to an unbelievable level and its just sad that you dont understand sound science and scientific theories and you said "the earth hasnt even been here for millions of years" and he stated it has been for billions and it just makes you sound completely stupid. X_X

  • "IT'S A LACK!" LOLOLOLOL!

  • He looks like he's holding in his laughs, hahaha.

  • I lack any terminal diseases. But since its a lack, I should have them.

    That is what Jesusophile has taught us all.

  • PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE!

    I have never seen anyone use examples as terrible as these, or show such a critical lack of understanding in science, or even what a theory is...

    A SCIENTIFIC THEORY is a compilation of FACTS and OBSERVATIONS. And it is accepted by thousands of the most brilliant humans on the planet.

    YES... the Earth is 4.6 Billion years old. We have types of atomic dating to prove this.

    I could go on and on and on, but YT has a character limit, and you probably won't listen.

  • It's a lack! Lack! LACK!

    ....IT'S A LACK

    This is quite funny

  • i thought i must say i just love it when a atheist and a christian both have a common agreement.

  • 7:29 billionss of yearsss!lol 

  • This is the reason why people hate theists.

  • he is trolling us hahahaha

  • lack lack lack lack lack lack lack lack lack

  • i think this is satire

  • so, honestly, i have to say, if i said i created the earth would you believe me? or if i wrote a book, and it got passed down through the generations, that said i created the world, would you believe me? I am a christian, however, blind faith is foolish. VERY foolish and stupid as hell.

  • Lol, I can't believe the guy on the phone fell for it. It's all just satire. I was laughing really hard at the penis part.

  • We get it, it's a "lack." You don't need to say the fucking word 20,000 times.

  • Are you an idiot you must have gone to school. right? If you look on the internet before your arguments you might not look like an idiot in an athiest debating an arguing christan.

  • There are so many things wrong with this

    1. you appear very immature and as if you're playing to the crowd at times like 2:51

    2. when he seems to get the upper hand you switch topics

    3. when you say "better safe than sorry" what you're saying is you believe to preserve your soul proving his point that the reason for belief is for security

    4. you say people like Stalin and Hitler were atheist to make it seem like atheism creates bad people, but you don't mention things like the crusades

  • @MySpaceBarsBroken0o

    5. you mention evolution but there are many Christians that believe in evolution I went to a Christian school that taught students about evolution

    6. the whole frog thing makes no sense just because you believe there is no God to judge you why would that make you want to go out of your way to kill something?

    7. you use not being able to post long videos as an excuse to cut him off mid sentence when you could post the vid in parts

    8. he was debating you were arguing

  • @MySpaceBarsBroken0o

    Yeah but this guy clearly is just a comedian he dosent really care this is just funny and its meant to be.

  • @williambirkin1 Yeah I figured that out about one video after this, and now I feel like an idiot.

  • ahhaha I love how he's playing the role of the type of people that boil my blood. "LACK LACK LACK"... absolutely no argument... funny shit

  • this whole argument is make me angry. I seriously want to back this other guy up. hes missing some key things that hes missing. hes not weak in this argument. your only reason you belive in god is because of the planets. no one walking this earth today, yesterday, 300 years ago knows how this earth was created, unless there was a human race. everything is science. & if you havent noticed as you go on in your life there are things that pretty much tell you that the whole jesus thing isnt real.

  • it means billions of years...

  • i thought he said children could choke on penis

  • lack lack lack lack u lack a penis and a brain

  • To be honest you are making my religion or the christian religion looks really stupid i would like it for you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • LÄÄK!

  • So if there was no god, you would go around killing frogs just for fun?

  • science flew us to the moon, religion flew us into buildings.....you choose

  • He said that an atheist would kill the frog...his example...this guy does his cause much more harm than good...he is a perfect example of simple-minded uneducated ignorance that characterizes religious delusional thinking. Because the bible states something that makes it true...what childish non-sense, when will these people grow up and take responsibility to learn about the natural world. Evolution over billions of years is a glorious and elegant way of describing the natural world folks.

  • @MuscleMaxZ1 Its satire u idiot lol

  • Wtf is wrong with world peace there should be no religion it leads to hate and war

  • man call me up man ill give you a debate.

  • Hitler was a christian and he used christianity to rise to power and kill millions of people. I wish you hypochristians would stop posting ignorant videos. Everything you said made you look stupid and the athiest guy look smart.

  • You look a lot like Jesus... where do you live maybe I'll come there and nail you to a cross for being such a hateful dickhead.

  • we evolved into humans because of a single genetic mutation. Natural selection allowed us to survive because humanity was a positive mutation. Slowly smaller mutations occurred which turned out to be positive or negative. the positive changes stayed, the negative were naturally selected to die. finally, we became a near perfect species and lost the need to evolve with the invention of medicine. the gap is now to far between species for a monkey to directly birth a human. u dont know evolution...

  • @JAB63096 We evolved into humans

     through thousands and thousands of genetic mutations.

  • @13zallen I apologize for that, thought one thing typed another :) Could u image one gene mutation then we magically turn into humans lol

  • @JAB63096 Haha scared me for a second.

  • yes there are different kinds of atheists. that man is wrong on the types tho. atheist vs theist is what you believe. agnostic vs. nostic is what you know. You don't "know" there is no God or there is a God. There is no such thing as a nostic atheist or Christian.

    Science proves that the brain shuts down at death.

    If this world is the only time we get, then why waste it praying just to be safe?

    Evolution is not a theory, it's a proven fact.

  • u mentioned stalin and hitler but if u went to a school with educated teachers u would know that hitler did wat he did for "god". and that their have been thousands of war for christianity. christianity is the most violent religion

  • Wen I see people with such mindset makes me wanna cry!...I'm very convince that the future will consist of masses being so dumber down and brainwashed by Religions to have the same social skills as of a mole rat!..I think education is the main problem, this is just an example of sheep followers or the byproduct of growing up on a fuck up Religious house/family or not being smart enough to achieve critical thinking, and his arguments about air?..and brain, did he even pass elementary school?..LOL

  • If I say I lack fins it doesn't mean I need them... I know this is just satire or whatever but guys arguement is sooooo lame.

  • Ku klux klan were christians by the way, explain that one.

  • "Why don't monkeys give birth to humans?" How do you think this question makes any sense. You don't say anything factual while making your point.. whatever it is. You seem to think athiest are evil, but the only thing you convince me of is that youre ignorant.

  • This debate is ridiculous. You should both learn what the word debate means.

  • Believing in god for the fear of hell is a cop out. It's basically being a bitch and submitting yourself as a slave.

  • Dude you believe in Jesus cause you were born in USA. If you were born in India, you might be a Hindu. It's all fairy tales. No prof of your god. If your god does exist, he is doing a piss poor job with all the suffering in the world.

  • Atheists can be dumbfucks too - for blatantly being cluless that Jesusophile is trolling. He's obviously a bright guy and he makes Christians look bad, for a reason. If you're too clueless to figure that out then you may as well be a Christian. Tons of Atheists are simply Atheist for the fact of following their dumbfuck American liberal daddy's and mommy's who want "change" for their future blah blah blah.

  • Even though I know this is satire, for the record its not Agnostic Atheist vs pure Atheist.. you can be an Agnostic Atheist or a GNOSTIC Atheist. The label atheist in itself only answers the question of whether you BELIEVE a deity exists, it has nothing to do with you you claim to KNOW. That's what the labels Gnostic and Agnostic answer.

  • THIS IS SATIRE! and you are awesome

  • Evolution is where a species goes through natural selection over a long period of time. Half of each parents gene pool goes into a child. Those children that are strongest will breed and share their stronger genes. Those that aren't will eventually die out due to not being environmentally adapted. After millions of years a species evolves as this mix of genes has changed so dramatically.

  • you think you are the smartass and that you will be the next messiah. go walk on water you NAZI

  • You have to do another one of these. He got pwned!

  • Get a haircut

  • I'm happy as fuck to be an athiest!! haha xD go suck a dick

  • LOL

  • LACK

    IT'S A LACK

    A LACK

    LACK

  • To begin a debate by directing mild mockery and acidulous replies at your opponent is a little counterproductive and vulgar don't you think? Disagree with the viewpoint but respect the person.

  • I love this guy. He's mocking atheists, even though he is one. He's doing the "culpable clown morality" thing, showing everyone how silly a theist's arguments are by pretending to be one. Brilliant. And I'd love to think that atheists are intelligent, but you'll find out pretty quickly when you read the comments on these pages that most atheists are every bit as stupid as the Christians they argue with, because 90% of them can't even tell this is a parody.

  • @instereovideos People on both sides of the spectrum get ridiculously stupid as they get more extreme.

    ...Wow, that sounded really redundant.

  • Are their still people who don't get this is satire?!

  • @BeforeTheNoose

    Its difficult to tell if this is satire or not, because it largely spews arguements that theists use time and again. I'm still not sure if its poor satire or a sadly undereducated guy.

  • @AjnaKotobide Watch some of his other videos, its clearly satire, and some are well funny. I know it is difficult to tell sometimes tho. Poe's law.

  • @AjnaKotobide it's not difficult to tell.

  • @instereovideos

    Well, I guess my point was its a recital of creationist thinking, and indistinguishable from the arguments commonly put forward. Because of the lack of obvious tells, I can imagine theists using this as 'education' - which frankly scares me now I think about it.

  • @AjnaKotobide Well, right... but I think there are plenty of obvious tells really. He's a regular clown.

  • hitler wasnt an athiest...

  • @Beanerks he knows.

  • @Beanerks Hitler was a roman catholic you fuckwit

  • @Beanerks sorry if you got my last reply i read it wrong :D

  • @Beanerks Hitler was an atheist he openly admitted it

    The bible says:

    DO NOT KILL he only killed 100 million people

  • @Beanerks he was a muthafuckin jew! :D

  • @Beanerks That's debatable. 

  • @Beanerks ...his principles were. Just saying.

  • @joel230182 that doesnt make since.

  • @Beanerks he had darwinist ideas.

  • @Beanerks he was

  • @Beanerks hitles as chrsitain as jesusphile is an athiest (Wink wink)

  • It was getting interesting. ;D Explain how God created the earth... Well, unfortunately he needed to turn off the camera. :(

  • N to all thouse ppl talkin about ut heart keeping u alive it doesn't it keeps u n ur brain warm ur brain is what keeps u alive

  • @ alien8616 the aithest aint stupid or he could be but that guy never gave him a chance to talk n redeem himself n thouse arguments are retarted u can't just do that. A lot of ppl do it to

  • A wise man named anthony kedis once said shallow be thy game 2000 years look in the mirror u play the game of shame untill ur ppl live in fear

  • This has to be joke..... You are a fucking blockhead enough said

  • I'm tempted to believe that you're actually an atheist playing the role of an idiotic christian. If that's the case, brillant! If not, then you're really insane. Chau

  • Are you still there? Because it's a lack.

  • The frog thing was seriously the most retarded thing i have ever heard.

    He is either the best troll ever or I´m very very very VERY happ to be a atheist

  • @MrSwedishJesterhead he is the worlds greatest troll.

  • @MrSwedishJesterhead He's a good troll xD Watch more videos. :)

  • God, it's like talking to a fucking parrot.

  • "people always tell me this!" you'd think after people telling him this so much, he would realize that he DOESN'T understand it.

  • lack!

  • evolution can explain this? science can explain this?

    Oh then how did energy come about, way before the big bang??

    (something cant come out of nothing)

  • @patriatich yes, evolution and science can explain it. As far as the "energy", we do not know. no one has claimed to know. however, just because we don't know something YET does not imply that we should substitute the absence of knowledge for an unprovable, unlikely fairy tale.

  • @crazydempsey da first time I heard "just because we dont know now, it doesnt mean we will never know"

    I thought the guy was joking. Are you kidding me? How will you ever know?

    huh?

    scientists will dig up media from billions of years ago and watch how matter and energy came about?

    Im sorry atheist, but a simple "just because we dnt know, doesnt mean we will never know" doesnt work for me!

    The only logistic answer is there is a natural world that was created by a supernatural

    end of discussion

  • @patriatich so you're implying that because we don't know something then we never will? if that were true our technology and knowledge wouldn't have advanced one bit since time began, because early humans didn't know what we know, and if we never figure out what we don't already know, there would be no advancement at all. Also, before making silly comments like you did about the media, you should actually figure out how these theories are developed. CONTD>>

  • @patriatich CONTD>> and how is the only logical answer that god created everything? what is your evidence for this god? there is plenty of evidence for theories like evolution (fossils, DNA, geographic distribution, and chemical and anatomical similarities), however there is not a shred of evidence to support your SPECIFIC god. How at all would a theory with no evidence be more logical than a theory with plenty of evidence?

  • @crazydempsey The universe and everything surrounding it. Evolution is a theory not a fact.

    Even if evolution occurred, that does not in any way shape or form contradict Gods existence

  • @patriatich i never said it contradicted god, only a literal view of the book of genesis and things like it. also, the word theory in "the theory of evolution" uses the scientific definition of theory - a theory (the theory of evolution) explains how a fact (evolution) occurs, using evidences and observations. It does NOT mean the same as 'hypothesis'

  • wow youre such a dumbass youre making a play on words, you are an illiterate religious pig

  • I have of lack of cancer, lack of handicap, lack of financial difficulty, lack, lack, lack, lack.

    Wow my life sucks if you're logic is correct. This is why atheists often refuse to debate theists.

  • thumbed down at the lack part. moron

  • he's the best troll, ever.

  • Totes Poe's law!

  • fucking boring.

  • Lol this is a satire but this is a real conversation to an atheist not him talking to himself

  • @ arcadianwave: no, it's not. My videos are never scripted and I am talking to another person.

  • Your face almost betrayed you in this video. You almost gave yourself away several times. 

  • 'the world is proof of god because he made it'.... so what your saying is that god exists on the basis that god exists,... that doesn't sound like proof

  • Not only is this satire...it is himself recorded, debating with himself scripted. Not bad acting.

  • lol. people he is a satirist. but that atheist is really, really stupid.

  • That was a weak atheistic argument, their should have been a more knowledgeable opponent

  • @TheTriangulation

    Seriously ?

    This guy can't figure out why monkeys can't give birth to human babies, or that the earth is inFACT millions, not thousands of years old.

    And you say the Atheist wasn't knowledgeable.

    Oh, it's There* btw.

    People wonder why I hate preaching christians.

  • @skilzpwnu25 Where in the bible does it say the earth is only thousands of years old?

  • could anyone shut this guy up he is so dumb that i feel bad for him.

  • Do you like to choke on peni... I meen peanuts?

  • it is lack lack say lack yes it is lack lack lack :)

  • lmfao "and it said warning, children can choke on peanuts" ...*awkward silence*

  • You can't be agnostic AND atheist at the same time. Discussion over.