18 Segata Sanshiro commercial sega saturn japan

[Dudinator123]

My guess is that all the extra sanshiros were the result of Segata getting high off the smoke of burning nintendo 64s. Otherwise, the universe would explode a million times and reform itself as the Segata zone, with each planet being named after a sega console. Though, it wouldn't be a pretty awesome thing to live on planet "Dreamcast" :)

[Luigifan2000]

Unlike Pikmin, Segata Sanshiro has no weaknesses.

[gregnes2000]

This is what will happen in 2012

[RocketRaccoon99]

THIS is what happened to the zombies.

[Godzilla606]

there is a glitch in the game where u must face the segata army, you never win! If you think im telling the truth then.... *sigh*

[Godzilla606]

the world couldnt take too many of them so it blew up and all that survived was him!

[Godzilla606]

@Godzilla606 so many kamen riders!

[Ihonmatar]

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, you have no shame in retreating if you see that force COMING FOR YO ASS!

[SogeKami]

You dont need an army of Segata's to win a war, 1 is sufficient

[mighty3alloa]

if segata sanshiro's awesomeness made it into the saturn sega would still be making consoles and nintendo would make games for it

[TheSegougou]

The 34 Previous Sentai had originally to fight the army of Segata Sanshiro, however, faith decided to put an evil space empire to fight instead...

[akara0820]

Chuck Norris finally found someone who's an even match. 100 Norrises vs. 100 Sanshiro...

[reyonXIII]

No offense to them, but I think TVTropes was a little presumptuous by saying that if the opposing army looks like this, you should be retreating. If you can't even escape one Segata Sanshiro, always finding you wherever you are, how do you expect to escape a multitude, hm? XD

[JJULLER]

@reyonXIII oh my fucking GAWD I SEE YOUR POINT!

[diemenschmaschine100]

oooh das ist echt guuut XD

[Kharnifex999]

Now we can ask the eternal question. Who would win in a fight, Segata Sanshiro, or Segata Sanshiro.

[ShinigamiDuoDS]

so wait... does that mean only ONE segata sanshiro died moving that missile?

[CaptainHentai]

The Bible said that the Four Horsemen will set a divine apocalypse upon the world. Guess again.

[Paspiedreamcast]

I use 0:007 as a forum avatar

[doanjoey]

Those Segata Sanshiros were what happened after he fought those zombies

[fierothehedgehog]

So many RPG's....

[Deokishisu]

Where does Segata Sanshiro fit in God's plan for us?

[Azmodeus87]

@Deokishisu He doesn´t. God has been busy rewriting the damn thing ever since.

[TheGamelessOne]

Send this Sega commercial to the most manliest men you know as a threat. They WILL do anything you say, because they will be scared into mindless submission.

[goldzero1203]

Shitting bricks doesn't even come close to what I just witnessed.

[spezzarocks1919]

2 people were one of the many American soldiers in WW2 killed by Segata Sanshiro's

[oc395]

In 199X Segata Sanshiro

sacrificed himself in order to to protect the japanese sega

corporate building

years later sega clone him

it's is now 2011 and

a clone army of Segata's

is about to be unleashed

on the world

there none as

the sons of Segata Sanshiro

[JSHADOWM]

0:01 Segata. *gives saturns around* Play... he may spare us if we will.

0:02 ... 3 segata... does anyone have about 3 missiles? they at least slow him down.

0:05 ... forget it. we are absolutely FUCKED.

[Kiyosuki]

Segata Sanshiro: Brotherhood

[BertMcracken08]

They should make a Segata Sanshiro movie.

It would contain 3 hours of his song playing on loop and everyone dying.

[RKStrikerJK5]

@BertMcracken08 And it would be AWESOME!

[VirtualAutonomy]

End of the world

[Archzenom]

Hey! Give Segata Sanshiro a Rider Belt and then everythings gonna explode to bits.

[Dudinator123]

Man, is there any super power that Segata Sanshiro doesn't have? He's powerful and he doesn't even need friendship, suck on that every anime ever made!

[Kevinisprime]

This Video = How All Riders VS Dai Shocker should've been.

[superkeijikun]

Now, why couldn't he use that on Sony? Then he wouldn't have needed to sacrifice himself to stop that bastard Hirai.

[otisshinigami]

@superkeijikun I'm sure he did, and segata is just waiting..... Waiting until he is needed once again

[pabloinsky]

SEGATA SANSHIRO CLONE JUTSU

[MrJDred]

this is what is going to happen in 2012....even the mayans knew that if there was more then 1 segata sanshiro...the universe would explode

[ironmegallica]

over 9000! segata sanshiros this is so epic that this would be 2012

[Beriorn]

SEGATA SANSHIRO used DOUBLE TEAM. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.

[TheLongestUsername93]

I just shit my pants.

[TheSegafrogz]

you can never have too many Segata Sanshiro

[jjvictor66]

dragon force 2

the best rpg EVER MADE IN HISTORY

[Twinleaf32]

Thing is, one Segata Sanshiro could take on the entire world's population without a scratch.

An army would only make it be done much faster.

[batmandouk]

0:08

Translation: "YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED!"

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

This is the closest to death I've been in my life.

[SRXTeam8888]

Not even an army of Chuck Norris could stop that.

[striker0]

@SRXTeam8888 Make that 5 armies of Chuck Norris.

[TheOniKami]

That is the scariest thing to ever grace the earth.

And yet... so awesome

[driverx241]

The use of the atomic bombs on Japan has been thought of as many things, such as an eventual progression of strategic air campaigns, a horrifying and unwarranted display of death and destruction, or as a way to send a message to a strengthened post-war Soviet Union.

It was actually meant to stop Segata Sanshiro.

[Shogunelite]

@driverx241 Meant to stop Segata, but in the end multiplied him to an extensively powerful army or nuclear martial epic artists.

[RKStrikerJK5]

@driverx241

Sadly, Segata Sanshiro's true powers were not known then. All it did was make him MAD.

[RKStrikerJK5]

@driverx241 It failed. Horribly.

[GeorgeX01]

0:07 geez in my pants..... LOL

[newt42]

Japans government will soon decide to replace their military with an army of Segata Sanshiros

[TheHelldragon]

This is what happened to all those zombies in the House of the Dead commercial.

[gigaslave]

@TheHelldragon

Segata Sanshiro was not zombified, the zombies were SEGA'd.

[jariojario99]

thats right. instead of segata sanshiro turning to a zombie when bit, the zombie became segata sanshiro.

[Curttehmurt]

OH DEAR CHRIST!

[Yasmar89]

He already has.

[GerpieLPs]

Segata Sanshiro IS the Spiral Nemesis.

[HankJKennyton]

Good............God.

[Lioyd1rving]

888 ERROR : AWESOME_OVERLOAD

[Yasmar89]

1 Segata can take over the world.

[RetroGameWalkthroug1]

@Yasmar89 yeah you are right so 1000 segatas can take over the entire universe.

[1shadow40]

You are wrong, they can take over ALL the universes.

[agentsands08]

dammit!! i miss my saturn!! dragon force 1 is definitely in my top 3 of all time!! never got to play the sequel though..

[KajiRider1997]

00:07 Forget All Kamen Riders THIS is Dai Shocker`s worst nightmare!!!!! XD

[CaptnStarbring]

hells...I so wanted this game to come stateside...

[tweltery]

The only true way the world will end.

[welkukazama]

Awesome, now we'll have to buy thousands of Sega Saturns

[ImJTHM]

See? He did die by that missle, those are simply all of Sanshiro's children, all of whom have ineherited the awesome.

[conradojavier]

Segata Clone > Clonetroopers

[Lioyd1rving]

1, 000 Segatas ?

...Oh well.

*dies from manliness overdose*

[copyeye16]

Seems fitting that his theme is sung in 1000 part harmony, as this is his last commercial.

[holyafromonkey]

THIS..... IS SATURN.

[JackTR21]

I wish Dragonforce 2 was release here in the states

[SangerZonvolt]

There was a fan translation patch, I know I played it in english on an emulator. But please don ´t ask me for links, that was years ago. But it probably is still somewhere on the net.

[sonicshooter15]

HOLY SHIT FURGS

[henritje19]

I think alot of people played Sega Saturn that day

[amerginmacmiled]

OH MY GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE !

[theshippfan22]

OH MY GOD SEGATA SANSHIRO's CLONE ARMY WERE ALL GOING TO DIE

[slayerking88]

unless you buy a saturn

[theshippfan22]

yes yes....WE MUST BUY SANTURNS

[yomismobruto]

we are all going to die

[monkeyonfire0]

fuck your bear calvary

[henritje19]

Sega Does what nitendont seriously Mario can thrwo Fire Balls BUT CANT CLONE!

[etherealfrog112]

These ads make me wish I didn't miss that era.

[henritje19]

commercials are all minimalisic these days if commercials where funny then stuff will sell alot better

[lkkjhg45]

DRAGONFORCE

[FireDragonKaryu]

Thats how he beat the zombies from the earlier advert, he called for extreme backup!

[Knucklesthegreat]

exactly!

:D

[GoGo2]

Segata Sanshiro is so badass he multiplies without even moving.

[cjiwakura]

Shame DF2 is such a terrible sequel to the original.

[AlfredoAVA]

The opposing army is SCREWED!

[KoruKinshi]

We'd all be Japanese if that was the case. :P

[BlackKusanagi]

If they had an army of Segata's during WWII, the US woulda been fucked.

[ravenard]

@BlackKusanagi hardly

[gozillabk]

You guys might want to know that the guy who plays Segata Sanshiro also played the part of Kaman Rider.

[Ravalin]

Sega's cure for the Zerg

[PlaneFreak]

lol, sanshiro rush

[miiwii93]

I could only imagine what it would be like if millions of Segatas were running around the earth.

[GoGo2]

No one would be even alive to see it.

[miiwii93]

lol

[TheLackingSightWease]

The most terrifying army of all...

[Kill001]

Lol, the Japanese version of Chuck Norris

[gozillabk]

He's even more powerful then Chuck Norris

[sebadelavega]

That´s right.

Segata is the gamer´s icon!!!

[gigaslave]

Unlimited SEGA works?

It would have been over, Sony and Nintendo should have been finished.

[GBart]

Nunna Tukka Guy!!

[shibumi8]

One alone is tuff, but an army.........Unstoppable!

[Xevious76]

EPIC! There's nothing else to say... ;-)

[myscreams]

DRAGONFORCE!

[xiaoyuryu]

OH SHI~

[Wigg2K]

KAGE BUNSHIN NO-JUTSU

[Scentless]

The opposing force is doomed.

[rei336]

Even an opposing force of Chuck Norrisses are screwed.

[ThatGuyWithTheHat]

We didn't think it was possible, but it's true. Segata Sanshiro is the one man who can beat him.

[diesel99]

also try FUJIOKA Hiroshi is the same person :)

[SimonRichterAlucard]

Hilarious!