Melbourne Eye Candy

[AngryAussie]

@michael0ish Depends what you want. I think it's far easier to live in Melbourne.

[mickthegodofallevil]

am looking to move to austrila and was woundering if there is loads of work

[AngryAussie]

Look on government websites

[ashleybrient]

@mickthegodofallevil

Melbourne has the lowest unemployment rate in the country, more companies are based in Melbourne than any other Australia city!

[oooooookkkkkkkmmmmmm]

@mickthegodofallevil Lol get work in your own country, don't come here just to take our jobs

[NarutoFireFox84]

lol woops i commented before i saw more than 10 seconds of the video

[AngryAussie]

Now you know

[NarutoFireFox84]

indeed u seen any penguins around there, ive noticed theres quite an abundance of them

[AngryAussie]

Yes, they're in another video

[NarutoFireFox84]

is that the St Kilda warf?

[retronightmare]

Melbourne rules ... fuck Sydney.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, that helps

[Tonystarkes888]

@retronightmare if your beaches are this lame iam staying in sydney. what a lame beach no waves.

[AngryAussie]

The water will still be a little cold

[vickiormindyb]

I tried to make a video about nothing, and someone accused me of being "random."

She made it sound like doing random videos was the most terrible thing in the world.

It's like Mr. Safety asked a hater once, "What's wrong with having a little fun?"

My British friend said they're uptight b/c they have a stick up their bum or one in their box turning just as quick as you please.

IDK what that means, but the way he said it made me burst out laughing.

[AngryAussie]

Idiot people online have a real sense of entitlement - they think everything's about them.

[AngryAussie]

Also, I like the surf beaches around the great ocean road

[totalrethatsme]

angry aussie, i live in melbourne ok! and so u know ur telling tourists to fuck off when they say that melbourne beaches sucks, and u know what, those tourists are right!! no offence if ur so proud of them but the water is practically green, its a bay and no waves, and the sand is like crushed up sharp shells. the gold coast has nice beachs go there and learn. PEACE OUT

[AngryAussie]

I tell morons to fuck off whenever I feel like it. Morons need to be told to fuck off.

[cniinc]

Angry Aussie, your video seems to contradict your name and the theme of your comments.

[AngryAussie]

You know nothing about me.

[AngryAussie]

Fuck you, you pathetic cunt. You come out of nowhere being a fucked up belligerent loser and expect to get away with it? Fuck you! You're on my turf you little bitch and you can fuck right off if you don't like it!

[AngryAussie]

You'd have to be some sort of serious cunt.

[AngryAussie]

Do you have any idea how stupid that gibberish makes you look?

[Blue876235]

I think ive been to this beach ages ago. Thahts like east mel i think, someone correct me if im wrong, cause i havent been in a while

[AngryAussie]

It's well worth a visit!

[evilbrainproductions]

Whats Melbourne got against boobies on the beach?

[AngryAussie]

Just wowsers I guess.

[mariposa0283]

thats a mighty catchy tune ya got there mr. Angry lol

[AngryAussie]

courtesy of nsgmusic - go check out his other music on his YT profile.

[junkieland]

cool vid angree oz

[AngryAussie]

It's summer - I might do a new one

[bad4alice]

Australia - Home to "Wicked Weasel" Bikinis!

I Love Mine! ;-D

...and NO! ;-P

[AngryAussie]

Another fine export :)

[DekLao]

Argh, every time I hear that theme song I have the urge to tap my feet or shuffle a pack of cards to the beat!

[AngryAussie]

Download it and enjoy it at your leisure :)

[klebsiellasrevenge]

i never liked melbourne.

[AngryAussie]

Really? I didn't know much about it besides the stereotype before I moved here. Since living here I really like it.

[DekLao]

I went to melbourne airport once. It was ugly. I couldn't understand a word anybody said either!

[AngryAussie]

I wouldn't recommend hanging out at the airport.

[RiverBirch1967]

This is really nice. Thank you indeed for sharing it with us.

[AngryAussie]

You owe me a summer video when it's my winter :)

[RiverBirch1967]

I'd have to make it NOW!

[AngryAussie]

Are you having summer now?

[RiverBirch1967]

It's February, but in South Texas that means t-shirt weather. I'll make one in August and show you how we all melt.

[AngryAussie]

Don't forget you can download it!

[AngryAussie]

The possibility of sharks is definitely there but the chance of a bad encounter with a shary as as close to zero as makes no difference. There are also lots of seahorse and sea dragon in the bay.

[Scotty2Hottie3000]

sea dragon..now that sounds like a great partner to swim with.

[AngryAussie]

They're really cool looking - close relatives of sea horses.

[AngryAussie]

I think I want to know that girl on the right!

[AngryAussie]

It's a good theme :)

[AngryAussie]

All you in the northern hemisphere owe me videos of nice weather when it's winter here.

[jbre5]

You are killing me it's 0 in chicago today , nice Vid. thou

[rampareg]

nice beatch! aren't there a lot of.. how do you call these fish, those glibbery things with tentacles ( no not octopusses!)

[AngryAussie]

Do you mean calamari? Or jellyfish? Very unlikely to get dangerous jellyfish here. Although there was a report of blue ringed octopus recently (they're poisonous - quite dangerous)

[MokongX3M]

nice beach, looks like a great place to just chill out

[AngryAussie]

It's very popular on warm summer evenings.

[LegateTeran]

im definately gonna go there some day it looks so nice and warm

[AngryAussie]

It's prtty good.

[gruntski]

when did they change the rules on St Kilda beach? I used to love going there in summer for a bit of an "ocular sensation" And did I tell you that when I grow up, I want to be a dirty old man?

I'm well on the way, just need to get older...

[AngryAussie]

I'm actually just trying to put off any over-zealous video flaggers ;) There were a few visual pleasures on the beach.

[gruntski]

LOL- Glad to hear- I'd hate to think of St Kilda as being all straight and narrow- it just wouldn't seem right, somehow.

[AngryAussie]

Quite a decent amount of eye candy available - whatever your persuasion ;)

[smpfilms]

I wanna go there so bad : (

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

[AngryAussie]

Well, you know you have an open invitation mate ;D

[blackcatloner]

Me too.

[welcomestranger]

When do the waves start coming in? :D

[AngryAussie]

It's a bay. If it's windy or a boat goes by we get little waves :)

[Scotty2Hottie3000]

Beaches are great! Watch out for the sharks.

[AngryAussie]

Unlikely to get sharks here, too cold.

[RandomEdd]

The Quality on this video looked a little bad this time. But hey, then you did not need to where the mask in the first place.

[AngryAussie]

I don't know what the story is there, the vid should have been normal quality, I'm goign to re-look at my source video but I think it's a YT problem.

[LordOcelot]

My fiance says Melbourne is too hot right now.

[AngryAussie]

It depends - it was 38C the day I shot this (HOT!) but only 20C the next day.

[spikeydoodthe2nd]

oh yea melbourne is the place to be! Put Your Hands Up For Melbourne This Beautiful City! fuck yea!

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, let's hear it for Melbourne!

[spikeydoodthe2nd]

hell yea melbournes the place to be and John So is OUR Bro! lo0l

[AngryAussie]

John So, what a funny bloke - he should do YT videos.