Things That Don't Exist

[Nulono]

Lyrics?

[VileTerror]

I had forgotten that this song existed! I wonder if I still have the MP3 tucked away somewhere . . .

[LordShivasServant]

"NASA spacewalks" haha!

[Kibate]

damn, i am way too late to join on the discussion on WHY a circle doesn't exist

the example because everything in the real world does have a height and therefore makes everything a cylinder is wrong.

But a circle can't exist because no matter how good you draw/make a circle, no matter what kind of alchemy you use, it can never be perfectly round, therefore not a circle. Anyway...

i always loved this vid

[Mrdillydally908]

this is an awesome video

[Ayelis]

The lyrics don't exist!

[ChRiSpEaRcE72]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....­..sock puppets!!!!!!!!1

[farber2]

the example of the point is good, but the other examples are non-sense. the circle is an example. time. width, etc.

[omfgxlior]

1:36

[bertrandian]

By the way, I found this video by typing in "things that don't exist" on google. It was the first result that popped up!

[bertrandian]

Amazing!!! :0)

[kashalotas]

Perfect circles three-sided squares and two nested pairs with just one number. Isaac Newtons fourth law of motion, rivers and oceans on the moon. Easter Sunday in the fall and Pope John Paul the Sixth or Seventh. Also the last digit of pi or large dragonflies that eat baboons.

Or what about elves and unicorns or cranberries grown with pairs of horns or chocolate cheesecakes laced with thorns - these things do not exist.

[kashalotas]

And dont forget objectivity or non-oppressive authority or equal opportunity, these things do not exist.

Im quite impressed at our little list, though I think we missed a thing or two, so not to sound too over-rehearsed, but well sing more verses after this.

So what about life without suffering or a moment when nobodys dying or a flower immune from withering, oh these things do not exist.

[kashalotas]

Saddam Husseins weapons of mass destruction, American nuclear arms reduction, women safe from my powers of seduction, these do not exist.

Or restaurants in California where you legally can smoke or pitless peaches, orange celery, or heartless artichokes or Chia pets that look like Howard Taft or Howard Stern, the Antarctic Badminton League or gasoline that does not burn.

[kashalotas]

Or lengthy treatises on existential thought by dinosaurs, or belly button flavored Jello, Japanese conquistadors, September 33rd or 58th or 91st, or flying submarines or talking plants or meatless liverwurst.

Or ocean-front property in Zimbabwe, Orthodox Jews that speak Gods name, Yahweh, truffles or mushrooms with vertebrae, these things do not exist.

Or cellular phones from nineteen-ten or monsters in closets or bogeymen or cigarettes without carcinogens, these things do not ex--

[kashalotas]

Eggs as large as mars, cherry-flavored cars, 90-string guitars, immortal armadillos, paint chip pillows, billion kilo cigarillos, real Fox News sans point of views or fake tattoos held on with screws or duct tape zoos or argon shoes or cheap canoes made from kazoos or free shampoos from kangaroos. Twelve-handed clocks, magic bean stalks, woodless woodblocks, NASA space walks on earth or sock puppets made without any actual socks.

[kashalotas]

One-line sonnets, eight-legged snakes and beer-flavored lakes in Minnesota, cat scan goggles, monks singing chants in tight leather pants

and finally not least of all an utterly exhaustive list of things that dont exist!

[coolcatjas]

lint? lol

kidda looks like his spit though XD

[kbuwerks]

Thanks guys that made my day,,,

[Sami684]

thats weird but weird

[skrock91]

they don't really exist there just pictures of circles

[yourtiy]

circles are 2 dimensional objects. Our entire universe is 3d. therefore, cirlces, squares, any 2d shape CAN NOT exist in our universe.

[skrock91]

yea circles don't exist pictures of them and a circle is a concept and concepts exist just because they don't come in real worlds they exist as concepts so there what what out of the box thinking lol

[Renvea]

I NEED LYRICS!!!!

please post them.....

[sanabituranima]

I second that. There are parts where they sing too fast to be understood.

[patriots43v3r]

this video was very scary

it made me cry

[bigmacsama]

Awesome! This is totally freakin' sweet

[Promatheos]

It iz gud. I just wish I could understand them better.

[Lady1216]

I've used this song as audition pieces for two choir-things, and I've passed both of them. My luck song!

[guyofguys]

that was...scary 5 star

[UosdwisRdew0H]

Very inventive, this should have way more views than it does D:

[spawnfan101]

lmao, awesome video

[CommieMania]

Squares and circles don't exist either because they don't have any height. A line doesn't exist because it doesn't have width. Pretty much anything in geometry doesn't' exist.

[yourtiy]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG­OMGOMG IVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THIS FOREVER! AND NOBODY LISTENS THER LIKE "your so stupid, look thers a circle" and im like "fuck you im right"

[Renvea]

Yeah, because if you somehow cut a piece of paper into a perfect circle it still would have height from the thickness of the paper and that would make it a very short cylinder, right?

[dasiavou]

free shampoos from kangaroos...HA! PLEASE post the lyrics and reply to this so i know when they are up!

[nerds43]

Awesome. Or is that socksome? Sock puppets can do pretty much anything, and this was one of the best. This song was great as well.

[strangelove317]

This is... I was... Oh my god, just the best video I've ever seen on YouTube. I am truly in awe of you, good sir. Kudos to you and all involved!

[devildog0720]

Yay for Spring High grads! WooHoo. I wonder what the alien said at the end though; it sounded as though it was played backwards...

[rainbowspotter]

?????

[mynr0]

I hope, someday, when I get old... I can stress people about how incredibly awesome this was. But right now, I can NOT stress this enough. I CAN'T.

Kickassery(a word that doesn't exist) runs through your veins no doubt, Mr. Eppink.

[RealTheXev]

Fox News doesn't exist! Go Alien Sock puppet! rolfmao

[crazyentertainment]

i love this video it never get old i'm am glad it's still there.i have watch it alot last year.and there's even a old comments i write with my older accounts call gaby12345 ^_^

[bentelk]

ha-ha - this song is so amazing :)

[neotropic9]

very good. favorited. there should be subtitles though. its very hard to make out the lyrics at points.

[sallkid]

lol i love dinosaur comics!

[gaby12345]

it looks like a show that was playing in france long ago it was call albert le vert

[gaby12345]

that's one of the funniest video on youtube thaht i have never seen specially the part when the alien puppet sing and everyone look a him weirdly 2 thumbs up

[Serenthia]

Absolutely. Wonderful. *grin* Can I have the lyrics, please?!

[JasonEppink]

Thanks! And definitely! You can find lyrics at qwantz.com/lyricsdonotexist.ht­ml

[Serenthia]

Yay - thanks so much! *sings along*