Shagged by a rare parrot - Last Chance To See - BBC Two

[charmed92296]

My friend Alexis said "that is not a parrot...that is an obesse(?) taco."

[gangstervural]

=D

[supermorshu]

Poor Kakapo.

[supermorshu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA Hes ruff and dirty.

[tiaXetron]

wow, cute!!! green fly happy bird!!!

[mrhalholhel]

if SOPA takes away my free porn. This is the first video to be bookmarked

[TheAgol07]

LMAO at 1:30 he is FUCK GTFO ! i am busy !

[TheJeanbean17]

i loved when stephen fry finds it funny when the photographer is gettin raped by the parrot!! xx lol x

[cburschka]

The Kakapo's face is hilarious. Didn't realize it was possible for a bird to make a happy face outside of a cartoon.

[Kreethalicous]

116 people also got shagged by a Kakapo... and didnt enjoy it.

[MCMCsimulation]

Did the parrot light up a cigarette afterwards?

[pCriistopher]

I hope this becomes a meme. (Pause @ 01:09)

[hitheresunshine]

"He looks so happy~!"

[ScathingSarcasm]

lol, I think thats the kakapo version of hammerfisting someone in the face. :D

[sheld999]

makes u think aye like people today have claimed to see extinct animals again like in nz there some land haven't been explored yet. there a cave they been at it for 50 years haven't been to end of it yet or found out where its water source is coming from makes u think what the earth is hiding from us or what there could be like hidden land etc they recently found birds thought of extint until they found them a year or so later after saying they been gone for 100years etc

[pCriistopher]

Flash cameras in my eyes? Old school parrot don't give a shit he's hump your skull and beat you senseless. PWNED!

[parrotcages]

Some parrots just aren't choosy!

[grail68]

"Would you like to have a go?"

[grail68]

If they had to find anyone to stand in for Douglas Adams, I'm glad it was Stephen Fry :)

[pdkiel]

Sirocco looked so happy!

[Zephyrrix]

xD i love how the parrots aims his wing at the guy

like he's saying "NNNNNNO! >8c"

[Tiger25234]

lol he was hitting his head xD

[TheChica131]

lol! my cockatiel Olly does that with Beannie Babies & most soft furnishings💃

[GraceTopaz14]

Rofl

[Curiositystrikes]

first parrot ive seen brave enough to use a human head as a drum.

[LighthammerStudios]

It seemed so adorable...then came the rape...

[Vyocae]

@LighthammerStudios Alas, it's always the adorable ones.

[PetherSecche]

1:00 take that beeyatch!

[PetherSecche]

That's a Real Wild Animal Sex!

[lottie0903]

fish slap

[CrazyCatCulby]

This takes conserving species to a whole new level...

[pedromoratalla]

In a way thats kinda cool because it is an animal that much people do not see. Now I call that a story to tell other wildlife experts. Can you beat that story with another wildlife story? LOL.

[zaq55002277]

I'm protesting against a habit of a bird.

[lamma10]

His fault wearing a green shirt...

[oogle78]

T - BAGGED!!

[yosshyqv88]

好奇心旺盛でかわいらしい。そして無警戒・・・

それが絶滅が危惧される理由ってのはなんとも。。。

[TheCruntyMan]

gives a whole meaning to birds eye view ....lol maybe next time you could fly united ....lol

[imalwayswatchingu00]

somebody screenshot that birds facial expression raping that man, that was fuking awesome

[Trans4mers8456]

Watch the headhumpers, Gordon!

[LyndsMedia]

So when are the baby parrots comin'?

[DanRaccoon]

this is the greatest video title I've ever heard

[benlate52]

ra ra ra ra RAPE BIRD!

[Regginyaga]

new zealand for you

[shaz12hedgehog]

GET SOME

[nawokii]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[nagya1000]

Angry or Friendship ?

[rachaelwelsh978]

oh that must have been painful

[moveeveryzig]

"Today, on a very special episode of Kipper...Pig gets shagged by Henry while Jake narrates."

[FalabellaHorse]

its saying... snort snort alright? WTH?

[volcanolover]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He got raped in the head by a rare parrot xDDD

[lucasblahblah]

Oh god

[crismmercado]

It was the green shirt lol.

[setsunasamachan]

"and this is my bird, Horny." "why do you call him that?" "oh, you'll see."

[pitchcomp2011]

I saw Sirroco, only 40 were allowed to see him at this Auckland zoo special exhibit, Thumbs up so everyone can see!

[MrEpicFerret]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[LilyAmeliaPond]

Omg I laughed in class at this two days later randomly!!!

[pythoneaterlol]

I used to get humped my extremely endangered green parrots, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Driftshift66]

"What the FUCK is this?"

[buttonNZ]

Rape! Raaaaappe!!

[jigsnep]

love it :) LOL!

[SCUN88]

The gay parrot is fancying the man becuase of his Green Tshirt ...May be!

[basspig]

Any old orifice will do. Talk about desparate lovers.

[ambstrikesama]

Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

[TheAgol07]

HA HA HA it has forgotten what is the female parrot

[TheJoshkoollahi]

Get Down Horny!!!

[atomikitten76]

Imagine this bird with a "Me Gusta" face. XD

[jantheempress]

LOL

[nightflyer1]

That parrot is alpha as fuck

[WimpyMcWeaksauce]

Well, I'll remember to leave my green shirts at home next time I travel to the jungles of New Zealand.

[frvrN2dust]

First thing to make me laugh till I cried in years.

[dayajotnirmal]

lmao! that's why the parrot is so rare....it's as dumb as gum!

[w17h0u754n17y]

Can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE gif this shit? especially in the 1:20 region where it zooms into the bird's face and it's trollin so hard

[fakem0ney]

@w17h0u754n17y

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[SteelstringDaniel]

The bird reminds me of Simon from The Yogscast....

[KimmyRose12]

I guess Stephen Fry's voice is an aphrodisiac for all species.

[Nolascana]

*Batta batta batta batta*

[IncendiaFox]

no wonder that parrot is rare if it finds a human to be an attractive partner... o_O

[fireinthetacobell]

@IncendiaFox He had to be raised by humans when he was very young, hence why he is imprinted.

[Tiger25234]

@IncendiaFox so when he was hitting his head he was really humping him O.O

[IncendiaFox]

@Tiger25234 Eeyup

[Tiger25234]

@IncendiaFox oh god o.o to me it was funny

[Candlejack0723]

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that the guy is shagged by a rare parrot, or that Reaver is narrating the whole thing

[snoopeZayko]

@Candlejack0723 Definetly Reaver :)))) "Look hes so happy" =))

[MyFaceBurns]

@Candlejack0723 haha, that guy (stephen fry) narrated reaver.

[BlazedHearts]

Apart from the bird being batshit crazy and shagging him, it's rather cute. D:

[uzuluna]

"when you have the chick i want you to call it steven" hahahaha xD LOVE THAT LINE and the part "playing an active part in conserving the species"thing xD

[TheLamelyNamed]

Parrot was like: I"m not fat, Its hormone imbalance, do I look fat? Dont take my fat picture, photoshop them or something.

[MiCKi914]

It comforts me to know that Stephen Fry is just as hilarious on a nature tv show as he is in an actual comedy. XD brb dying

[durdelster1313]

@MiCKi914 No kidding. XD

[SakuranuHaraa]

Achievement Unlocked

You have been shagged by a Rare Parrot

[NamuTheOrca]

I doubt if even Sir David Attenborough would be able to keep a steady face if this was happening to him :'D

[creekstar7]

OMG! Hilarious!! XD

[LukazxDxD]

Jaidefinichon /m/

[LunaCiaroSage]

now thats beastiality!!

[wolflovesyou]

Maybe He Just Wanted A Hug.

[DonTrustZepHaters]

No duh it's horny, its the last of its kind. Poor thing.

[bmr1113012]

You definately know he hasnt seen any of his own kind in a while

[GrievousCommander]

>Your resistance only makes my penis harder!

[BiancaBeth]

He knows he is endangered & wants his species to continue.......LOL

[MossehTheEevee14]

UNF UNF UNF

[sebastiancillo29]

hardcore

[DrewJoyapn727]

so ich wiege 300 kilo

[takagakikosuke]

Oh.....Don't mind...www

[TheTimeLordette]

No wonder it's rare if it does shit like this instead of mating with other parrots :P.

[cancerbero777]

was rough sex

[rob16248]

Isn't anyone going to say "Damn nature, you scary."?

[love187punk]

@rob16248 i would say beautiful

[waterliliq]

That's funny!!!

[llAK06ll]

OCTAGON ! :D

[liljjisback]

Parrot: TAKE BITCH UH UH TAKE IT!

[blurelic4]

LOL. I do believe he was smitten by the photographer. I don't know how I would feel being sexually assaulted by an endangered parrot.

[BiancaBeth]

@blurelic4 TOO funny !! The photographer was a good sport - LOL

[danazubari]

This is hilarious!

[Jennijenji]

1:07 PARROT RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXComrade24Xx]

0:30

creeper face

[PeggyHilmajb804]

hehe ich bin blond

[EricTurner0807]

oh. my. god....

[gorilaDOTtv]

Dirty boy, he loves it rough!

[Moodiees12]

OMFG. "you're getting shagged by the rare parrot!" HAHAHAHA 

[KingOfAllin]

skull fuck

[eyebal]

What... the hell? Why does stuff like this have to happen sometimes.

[MrEnleft]

Was it good for you baby?

[rhun664]

well that was some rough sex

[megamillion12345]

STILL COUNTS!

[ZeldaCrazy52]

looks like a parrot acquired the knowledge to construct a fully functional time machine, traveled back in time, did the nasty with a kiwi, and then came back and gave birth to this adorable thing

[HyperShadow84]

The back of yo head is ridiculous

[Pwnzistor]

No wonder they're so rare, they have terrible taste in mates

[iLoveEatingPie]

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[90boyle]

that is one horny bird.

[Techcuron]

Funnyjunk was here.

[THECOMMENTER10000]

You know considering the size of an adult male human and this parrot, this is as crazy as me jumping on a T-Rex and trying to mate with it.

[smitty1937]

I find this hard to masterbate to

[TheDarthax]

@smitty1937 I don't

[SpawnerOfEbils]

Those cut's weren't made by the talons...

[Joesolo13]

*achievement unlocked* Raped by parrot!

[Trinatoons]

lol, it's the "how about i slap your shit" bird hahahaha

[akbinds]

hahahaha hilarious



[DaveTheBunny]

Look at that wing work! What a kinky bastard, all that bitch slapping.

[castrici]

hhaaha he was deflowerd hahaha he was bleeding

[mlknight14]

well I guess you could say that, as an endangered species, he's going out with a bang..... *puts glasses on*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[eyetalllies]

Way way way back in the day. lol

Birds didn't fly, they didn't have to. It was only when a predator was introduce in they're habitat that they ran so fast up a tree for safety that they evolved.

Love the discovery channel.

[Dengarfull]

Congratulations! you've been raped :D

[majoorbosshardt]

jizzed by a parrot.

[haraferraz]

Bird: "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOLE IN THIS BITCH ?"

[Trinitus231]

damn the photographer bled like a virgin.....

[o0huia0o]

Visit Sirocco at Zelandia Wildlife Reserve in Wellington.

[jesterjacobs]

Nice of Stephen to help him, fucking prick.

[beakybabe]

As a very, very proud New Zealander (Kiwi), I'm happy 2 C this interaction between this rarest of rare Parrots, regardless. The fact that it was exhibiting it's m8ng act on Mark Carwardne's head is un4tun8 but, @ least it means with such a strong urge that there's more chances of increasing this beautiful rare + unspoilt Parrot's numbers. 2 the 111 dis-likers out there - WTF is your problem exactly, you are all pathetic a-holes and obviously closet wierdos.

[ThePhpcip]

oh FUCKYAHHHH !

[helloxtomorrow]

Maybe it was the green shirt he was wearing? 1:07 - 1:09 omg lol

[alexicon89]

I have a man crush on Stephen Fry.

[numba8playa]

You can buy his poo on the New Zealand website Trademe.co.nz

[Baconator411]

A whole new method of "gettin some head"

[HELLZORBLADE]

Já vi louro queR biscoito, mas louro que CU NÃO!!!!

[diogo3p]

hilario!!!!

[GunsMoreGunsAndStuff]

I think the victim was a bit PISSED after getting raped...haha

[lameWB]

@michaelnorem LMAO

[ezodragon]

wat the

[sleepyinzomniac]

sex hair lol

[HELLZORBLADE]

L.O.L rape by a PARROT!!! 

[BeAsTm0aD]

RAPE!

[bkauf125927]

sounds like the guy who says Pegi-18

[MrBellyBlubber]

That was great! I think the bird needed a cigarette after.

[Wolvenblaze]

Blackwing - Sirocco the Dawn

[dutchycooper]

Hilarious, in all seriousness though theyre lovely animals =D

[GodFollower3145]

Look at the birds face wen it starts "shagging" him at 1:06.

[levenimc]

Funny, that's how I tell my girlfriend I want to shag, too.

[xMatthewxOceanx]

Every time he says "Look he's so happy" I burst out laughing hahahaha.

[divinepower123]

i love nz birds haha!!! trust a kakapo to do this :P

[Agureghian]

THATS A CHICKEN!

[earthwormjah]

An apropriate song for this event: "fucking an animal" by GWAR

[asmiletoday]

"god he's got sharp claws"

[cyclos12]

So…was it good for you?

[doryanishayan]

110 people have be got shagged and pregnant from this parret

[SteffersFavourites]

I remember seeing this on TV Burp! ^^

[umatoutou]

Kakapo !!

[TheApachacha]

Lol at Sirroco constantly bitchslaping the guy :P