Scrubs: "i'll kill you bitches!"

[laz2thedouble]

Another vid into the Friend Stream. Classic Scrubs moment.

[Joemama9990]

Girlfriend gonna get paid

[BlueBerryFairy1]

"My Name is Bob Kelso and i like whores"

whoa no LMAO ^^

[PowPowRyan]

Press 6

[8o8inSquares]

LOL! 0:38 after that phrase "But you know what wasn't?" I though he is gonna say "The comment question of the day..."

[PowPowRyan]

@8o8inSquares lol me too

[FLOWIELEGEND]

@8o8inSquares - Lol :D

[kessdog1]

0:32



[amnesia746]

press 6

[Cf8475]

I love Turks smile in the background 0:32

[kessdog1]

0:32 

[SparklingControversy]

"Which frankly we all found hilarious."

"Indeed it was..."

Love Kelso xD

[wickedlittlefetch]

I love how Dr. Cox and JD lower and raise their heads in unison when Kelso says "and I like whores."

[cnneo]

@wickedlittlefetch It's cool they do it in opposed directions. :)

[SmashLiXs]

"hi i'm bob kelso & i like whores" best intro in scrubs

[DJVitalix]

Keep tapping 6 guys

[Bobo1Fosho]

girlfriends gonna get paaiid

[lordneol]

Press 6 for you guessed it

[RAREQuikkah]

Press 0 xD

[1OO72]

0:32

[MsBabyEinstein]

Press 9 xD

[jonatsdlt]

Lol @ girlfriends gonna get paiiiiiid

[Glitterbear5151]

I'll Kill you bitches!

[RAREQuikkah]

I laughed so hard in the first 5 seconds

[hoolejd01]

Doesnt Kelso say the patients name is Brendan, only for JD to refer to the patient as a she? Weirrrrd, either way, he/she is gunna get paaaaaaaaaid :D

[pipzification11]

@hoolejd01 it was the intern that was called brendan

[Leopardstar757]

"Girlfriend's gonna get paiddddd..."

YES TED. JUST YES.

[McCool360]

Press 6 for the moment.

[xXDucky94]

LOL Turks face is like "YEEEAAHHH"

[WeNeedToFxckingErupt]

pause it and play it then press 6. :3

[AleviAsker]

That voice.. I do not understand anything :(

[kiddcrazy100]

press six repeatedly

it sounds like Achmed the dead terrorist on helium

[beautifullybroken012]

Best show ever.

[brileebugg]

I'll kill you Bitches! 

[pinkbutterflybarbie]

Soooo fucking funny...

[veryberrybluegirl]

bob: and since teds our lawyer whats gonna happen Ted: girlfriends gonna get paid

[fohawk871]

XD LMAO Thunder hit in my neighborhood perfectly when Ted said "girlfriends gonna get paid"

[pyattpig]

girlfriends gunna get paiiiid! ;)

[AngelicalSebastian]

press 6...or

[ZeoWorks]

@AngelicalSebastian Press 10 to see a idiot... .-.

[TheMylo007]

@ZeoWorks oh... i fell for it :/

[64GossipGirl]

I love JD's face when dr. Kelso says and I like whores

[YummyChoccy]

What episode was this from?

[Condud1]

I like how Ted puts his finger on the word he was on in the newspaper when he is called on

[RazzerKirk]

Press 6 for what I'll do to the dislikes

[mininow]

Bob Kelso is Berlusconi of Sacred heart, lol

[jachub123]

who else loves all the music / themesongs from scrubs watch watch?v=rW-B2kV5LhI

[ActuallyLiam]

134 people are unpaaaaaiiiiid girlfriends.

[mattvision09]

where is he? where is the dislike bar?! i want the dislike bar NOW!!! DONT TELL ME HES DEAD CAUSE I KNOW THAT 134 ARE MURDERED BITCHES JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH THE F****** DISLIKE BAR!!!

[Pklongboards]

hold doun 7

[ladysun36]

lmao, "and since Ted is our lawyer, what's going to happen?"

"...Girlfriends gonna get paaaaid."

[nasentehstrange]

This is the best scene in the entire show. Laughed so hard.

[TheLastRainShadow]

My name is Bob Kelso and I like whores... es.

[jaxster1998]

Girlfriends gonna get paid!

[ToxicTheDarkWolf]

Press 6 for the famous line and when done press 8.

Hilarious! xD

[TheOddlog]

@neeedflanders whores not horses yeh i speak german

[acolvin91]

Turk laughing in the background makes this clip.

[IndianaBoy84]

girlfriends gonna get paid

[ChristinasMinx]

I love Ted so much. Girlfriend's gonna get PAAAID!

[MiguelCC51]

"...and I like whores!'

Really? So do I!

[microsf121]

Press 6 repeatedly.

[neeedflanders]

Wieso mag Bob Kelso Pferde? LOL, ma sehen, welche Bekloppten sich wieder darauf melden ':-D

[MsSchlotzi]

0:32



[wltarded]

hahaha turks face at 0:32

[drsguitar]

@wltarded haha i wasn't the only one who saw that

[scootx2]

0:32

[DJHeroMist]

press 8 for femur...

[TheCoffliner]

Press 6 for "I´ll kill you bitches"

[assasine08]

just such perfekt sentences always fit right into the sceeneXD

[Lortiens]

Oh goood, I saw it in french, and that was not as funny as the original version ! ^^

[SmashLiXs]

helium is the best way to lose sense of people taking you seriously

[yardkyle]

press 6 - laugh - and repeat

[Kevinator98723]

Press 6 :D

[angoosegoose]

0:32



[xxXxXRokiXxXxx]

two times i fell off my chair laughing in 54 seconds... scrubs is unbeatable! xD

[smilingKiwiXD]

well,maby i just can´t hear the difference, but i think they sound all similar^^

or is it, cause my laptop fell down?? O.o...

[TehGuitec]

"girlfriend's gonna get paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid" :D

[LittleGregH]

TED IS MY KING!!!

[KillTheMF1]

look at Turk at 00:32 hAhahaha

[inoro1]

@KillTheMF1

LMAO, he's like "Hell yeah, I switched them on purpose."

[THENO0BTUBER]

god 6 is just perfect

[Music4AII]

holy f*ck I got 296 thumbs up? :o

[Osmondfan]

I love this!

[Xpr0HD]

Press 6, spam it :3

[brando18guitarplyr]

Check out the chalkboard, it says "rectum" Ooooooohhh (:

[MrFallingPeaches]

ill kill you bitches

[MachoCal]

Keep pressing 6.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS

[azzaman96]

so many funny quotes in under minute, only scrubs can do this

[NicBruno131]

Poor ted that such an easy win against that lady. All that's need to be said is what JD said and sum it up to her over reacting :/

[PxpSchwango]

Press 6 Best part.

[LaAveninaDeLaMuerte]

Turk at 0:31 :D

[TheNamesMellissa]

Funny as hell! Lol.

[Nutmeggerz1020]

Omg! Funniest video so far!

[1990GreenDay2009]

After Kelso says "Whores", watch JD and Cox's heads. Perfectly synced

[BriannaBlog]

@1990GreenDay2009 Cox was like "Ohhh God." and JD was thinking "Hmm.. proceed."

[Bragex3]

girlfriend's gonna get paid!

[benos]

Press 8 for FEMA. DEUS EX.

[powerjazzatitain]

@benos You know what a Femur is right?

[benos]

@powerjazzatitain thigh bone, I used the cheat code: google.

[UPGCstoppe]

press often 2 and he is doing headbang

[ChazFoulstone]

Paayyeedd?

[CrapTurret94]

11,944 people got paaaaaaid.

[DJHammy122]

Girlfriend gonna get payyyed

[Rebeccaumo2015]

This is so funny!!!! :)

[xbox4life]

keep pressing 7 and kelso looks like a slagathor

[eatmorebananaz]

This has to be my favourite scrubs scene EVER.

[thadea]

pressing 9 is better

[Gerlingerable]

Keep Pressing 9 lol!

[mariorossi963]

Scrubs is better in italian

[TheBubalooza]

@mariorossi963 Yeah better than the original language :)

[robertly3]

This video never gets old xD

[PoodlezFromHell]

"I'll kill you bitches"

"Girlfriends gonna ger paaaaaiiiid"

Oh gawd...how did i survive before i discovered scrubs? xDDD

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

"GIRLFRIENDS GONNA GET PAAAIIIDDD!!!!"

LOL

[destroykrishan701]

Press 0 rapidly and it looks like hes having Sex

[almaistro2007]

Who does not like whores ?? :"D

[19sushy95]

way better than in german :D

[Headsetphobias]

Dr. Kelso is wrong here in regards to when she ran for the door, tripped and fell, and broke her femur.

Had I been there, I would have probably been laughing my ass off because I'm just a terrible person like that

[MisterBrainZ]

He says: "Then she screamed", but the end of the sentence isn't over yet when he says: "I'll kill you bitches!"

[Twaddlefish]

131 girlfriends didn't get paid.

[a3j3h385]

I know there are no rules to commenting, but I swear the point of it is not to repeat everything we all just watched. Besides the random rant, I loved the video haha such great actors.

[carameldare]

Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaid

[Patallen90]

Hooch is crazy... 

[Runatyou]

It's funny as hell becuse u know his talking about a fat ass nigger bitch that doesn't have a job...............

[TheSurrealExperience]

I was taking a drink of water at the time that J.D. said "I'll kill you bitches!" and nearly spit it out from laughter.

[carmelplayer94]

@TheSurrealExperience And I nearly gave you a thumbs up.

[TheSurrealExperience]

@carmelplayer94 I don't want a thumbs up o.O I come to Youtube for the entertainment, not the popularity.

[TDaViEzZ1994]

Girlfriends gunna get paaaaaid

[zombiediz]

girlfriends gunna get paid

[snowball862]

press 1 for:look at these guys now look at me press 2 for:him looking at dicks press 3 for:nothing funny press 4 for:nothing funny press 5 for: i think you know what hes doing.... press 6 for:I'LL KILL YOU BITCHS!! press 7 for:a troll face press 8 for:nothing funny press 9 for:an epic phrase press 0 for:a replay

[cbertaut]

0:32

[K1ngNoctisXIII]

Girlfriends gonna get payiiaiayait XD

[ironman711]

@K1ngNoctisXIII it's "girlfriend's gonna get paaaaid"....

[sallydboy]

it puts you at a certain point in the video

[SLURofMeltaway]

What is this "hold X" and "spam X" stuff I've been seeing lately?

[enriquesalazar009]

@SLURofMeltaway press those keys.. : )

[sallydboy]

it puts you at a certain point in the video

[JamesCharleston94]

press 6 biiiittccheeeeeeesss!

[StrawberryDonutKing]

Who has two thumbs and likes whores?

BOB KELSOOO

[landofconfusion2]

hold 9

[littlegirldude13]

spam 8

[XsirtX]

Teds the master of this clip :)

[lemonteargasdads]

keep pressing 2 and you've got yourself a headbanging kelso

[HemaCappie]

 0:33 hhhh 0:51 "girl friend gonna get paaaaid hhhh"

[HemaCappie]

0:33 hhhh 0:51 "girl friend gonna get paaaaied hhhh"

[matprcs]

keep pressing 8 to discover what's the longest bone in your body

[matprcs]

i kill you bee gees

[96marzie]

I KILL YOU BITCHES!

[op40shorty]

GIRLFRIEND'S GONNA GET PAIIIIIIIIID!

[blueranger1983]

For the love of God why did they Keep Ted as the hospital’s Lawyer for the whole show I mean if you look up the word incompetent in the dictionary these’s an asterisk with a redirect saying See Ted Buckland. The man was a moron, and that’s the nice way to put it.

[Blackwing76]

@blueranger1983 so....what's your point?

[Blackwing76]

@blueranger1983 Add: I mean.....you act as he played an actual major role in the show. i mean yes, there were some episodes where he had decent parts...but most of the time he's just there to get picked on or be moronically corky and incompetent in some way, shape, or form. Plus he can sing :D

[BasicNinO]

keep pressing 4 hillarious

[BasicNinO]

girlfriend's gonna get paidddd :D



[StrawberryDonutKing]

Ted is so damn awesome.

[bryce2099]

keep pressing 2, then hold down 0.

giggidy

[JJM596]

press 5



[CheekyPeanut]

Turk @ 0:31...quality

[Anonymuskid]

i bet nobody gives me a thumbs up (pls dont)

[03nisnac03]

allways tab the 2 hahahahaha

[D4R47890]

its just impossible to hate ted



[kingofnicke]

checkout the colon behind kelso 0:13

[SuperStarmix]

ROTFLMAO

[7Ferhat]

ich will das auf deutsch sehen!!! :D

[staticjenn]

this show is so awesome :D

[TehMw3Pwnzer]

press 2 for seizure

[GABGOTHEBESTOFALL]

keep pressing 6 or 9. :)

[Music4AII]

Hi, my name is Bob Kelso and I like whores (when he says whores, I hear my brother say in the other room w0000t).

[jcflocher]

@Music4AII

When Kelso said this my little sister (she was right next to me) said: "I like horses, too!" (she is 5 btw) xD

[ArtemisUrameshi]

@jcflocher Awww that is too adorable!

[DeadFrontierChannel]

@Music4AII

96 thumbs up for THAT? Please.

[OhItsGinevra]

Ted <3

[PriyankaMamta]

i watched this episode yesterday

[jota9000]

i dont talk in english so the first time i heard kelso say "my name is bob kelso and i like horse" y listen "my name is bob kelso and i like whores" XD

[Areyoubeingfilmed]

@jota9000 actually, he is saying "I like whores"... that's essentially the gag.

[Drawnsbyme]

I think Ted said something way funnier then what this clip was about xD