'I LOVE his sh***y use of colour...it's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen...' LMAO!!! As grand and moving a spectacle as James Cameron's Titanic was/is, there were some really pedestrian elements in the script and I LOVE how Dawn and Jennifer really send up those elements with brilliant, satirical lines like this...
...oh yeah the fake boobies almost made me swallow my tongue...:)
A caterpillar turns into a butterfly? If a stupid insect can do it, why couldn't I? *Showing the tongue*xDDD Love it whenJoanna is doing her deep voice !
I'm sure Jennifer wasn't comfortable doing nudity, and all for the better for this joke. But Seriously, If they can get away with showing plastic tits, then why can't they just show real ones?
I cracked up when Dawn took out her troll pencil and started off by drawing two giant circles on the page XD And then the troll peeking out from the top of the sketchbook.... Laughter really is the best medicine ^^
i love that part when she sings do you believe(by Cher) so funny and then Jack says never let go ,i will never let go Jim hahaha and when that granny talks hahahahaha
"..of illusionment" he he. I loved the "it's a single" moment. Oh, I've grown to like F&S. They have a way of making you laugh at the movies you love. Maybe it's a British thing.
Oh god I burst out laughing at all the copies of the two women... ICEBERG ICEBERG, MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY, ICEBERG ICEBERG, MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY, ICEBERG ICEBERG, MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY,
Shit! This is an actual Monet! Shit! I love his shitty use of colour! It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seeing! Shit! Ssssshhhhhhit....
Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
just a question. in the credits it says that the guest stars had the spice girls... where were they again? i've seen this way too many times lol and i didnt notice that they were in it?
'I LOVE his sh***y use of colour...it's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen...' LMAO!!! As grand and moving a spectacle as James Cameron's Titanic was/is, there were some really pedestrian elements in the script and I LOVE how Dawn and Jennifer really send up those elements with brilliant, satirical lines like this...
...oh yeah the fake boobies almost made me swallow my tongue...:)
oceanlover999 4 months ago
How could ANYONE dislike this???
musicalgeek1 8 months ago
Lol, the plastic tits are all part of the humour, m'dear. XDDD Worked a charm, I have to say.
fastsandslash 9 months ago
A caterpillar turns into a butterfly? If a stupid insect can do it, why couldn't I? *Showing the tongue*xDDD Love it whenJoanna is doing her deep voice !
Mondwasserkrebshexe 1 year ago
These are the hats....For? For the ants. BANG! BANG!
I thought I was going to pee my pants.
21Frankenberry 1 year ago 4
"this is the old bond tank,yeah, three bonds and George Lazenby have peed in this"
lol haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
godey3bot 1 year ago 2
Who the fuck would dislike this?
yurdle19 1 year ago 2
I'm sure Jennifer wasn't comfortable doing nudity, and all for the better for this joke. But Seriously, If they can get away with showing plastic tits, then why can't they just show real ones?
Mikemaniax 1 year ago
j'adore les trucages!! et son crayon troll!!!
taxitoub 1 year ago
"Where did you put the big water?" Spash X))
TheScriptproductions 1 year ago
"Do you believe in life after love" hahaha!!!
ericleroyfr 1 year ago
They could do a great Australian accent. :D
MichaelJacksonFan000 1 year ago
the painting scene is priceless I laughed so hard I cryed.
ez2stepon 1 year ago 2
I cracked up when Dawn took out her troll pencil and started off by drawing two giant circles on the page XD And then the troll peeking out from the top of the sketchbook.... Laughter really is the best medicine ^^
Minty210 1 year ago 7
she is wearing a pair of devil's dumplings!!!
IsobellaAme 1 year ago
i love french and saunders.. lol there awsome.
jaybar1001 2 years ago
Jennifer is stunning
CandyApple214 2 years ago 7
AHA!! "do you believe in life after loveee"
LewiJAG 2 years ago 2
Shit! This is an actual Monet! Shit!
Deepdesert 2 years ago 10
"you sure there's no room on there?"
"no, it's a single" LOL!!! This whole thing was hilarious!
kncool1985 2 years ago 5
what are the hats for?
....the ants.
alexahaller 2 years ago 11
i love how dawn tries to hide behind her hand at 3:06 after splashing the bucket at her...
softcelltainted22 2 years ago 11
LOL, "HARR ARR YUYY?"
fake7482 2 years ago 4
The special effect team was so so so funny!
sorg54 2 years ago 10
@sorg54 rofl they were my favorite!
IsobellaAme 1 year ago
lovely special effect team!! :-)))))
Gissedk 2 years ago 10
its when the troll pencil is in the sharpener :L
ThePahaa 2 years ago 2
yh they do lol
so154jg 2 years ago
i did not know in england they can say shit on tv?????
creeepycarrie 2 years ago
After the watershed they usually can.
randominsanepeople 2 years ago
glug glug glug glug
Iisdabest889 2 years ago 2
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gocrazygrl 2 years ago 6
And "It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen!"
How deep. lol!
AAMLfan 2 years ago 11
sorry but at 5.40 i thought to myself, i thought she took the mask off ? haha
lottiejadesmith 2 years ago
3.26 lmao how do they come up with that stuff fuck its funny
lottiejadesmith 2 years ago
"Sure theres no room on their?"
"No its a single"
ROFL
antero8 2 years ago 6
"jack i want you to draw me like one of your french girls"
"what, on a bicycle with some onions?"
lmfao
tonywonyrony 2 years ago 48
.......other than that it's freaking awesome!
xenassidekick1216 2 years ago
ICE BERG ICE BERG
MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY
Johnnnayy 2 years ago 8
Mesmerising...Spectacularisation....Of Illustionment
LOL what next!
unamuerte 2 years ago 2
that drawing scene highly disturbs me!
xenassidekick1216 2 years ago 6
LOVE IT
stephieprune 2 years ago 8
teehee
tonywonyrony 2 years ago
teehee indeed :O
stephieprune 2 years ago
lol
syntasticfan 2 years ago
обожаю их. ))))...
forsakenindark 2 years ago
Is there anything more sad then that flower helmet covered in blood
randominsanepeople 2 years ago 4
Beige, where did you put the big water? LOL.
They're good at the Aussie accent.
Kingkong922 2 years ago 4
love the aussie stunt/set designers
downunderbirdy 2 years ago 5
im aussie lol
MikeTheMaster01 2 years ago 2
"i'l never let go"
"ohh! you've let go! oh god, you've let go!"
XD
Nanakiismyhusband 2 years ago 5
haha! saunders looks like any character and french looks like a fat version of leonardo dicaprio. 'i love his shitty use of colours!' '
'draw me as a frnech girl.'
'what with a bicycle and some onions.'
FunkiiKitty 2 years ago 9
LOL when she sings cher!
"got any room on there?"
"no its a single"
noshindaz 2 years ago 2
iceburg iceburg!
mercy for my dead baby!
hehehehe:D
spotdathief 2 years ago 11
Haha, this is brill! "I love his shitty use of colour!" XD Also - how stunning does Jen look as Rose?!
Haha, I love Joanna also, she is hilarious in this!
LadyLottimort 2 years ago 7
Love Joanna Lumley´s voice, and how Dawn French really look like diCaprio
DemonCartoonist19109 2 years ago 10
Why does she ask her to do the accent and then Jack talks in a Belfast accent? When did he do that in the film???
lasmiagas 3 years ago
It's an F&S joke, they do it alot in spoofs making out that they can't do the right accent.
ScarlettRobillard 3 years ago 6
Usually Dawn can and Jennifer doesn't.. it's a running gag.
BigOz22 2 years ago 2
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Seriously, if they can show plastic tits on TV, how much difference are real ones?
Mikemaniax 3 years ago
i know, its ridicoulus
warwolf193 2 years ago
haha so you'd show your real tits if you were a girl?!
Sazza91x 2 years ago
Maybe. It's just that those plastic tits look pretty realistic, and if those can be on TV how come real ones are so bad?
Mikemaniax 2 years ago
woww that made me algu like hell
lilstar36 3 years ago
''the big water'' looked cool
BlueValleyPresents 3 years ago 2
LOL!!! Crying from the laughter!!! Love Titanic, but parodies are spectacular!
prttygurl13 3 years ago
LoL love the water bit at 2:36
pinkieshineoxo 3 years ago
"i love his shitty use of colour!"
sooo funny!
XD
Nanakiismyhusband 3 years ago 3
I know that was so funny how she did that hahha
MrsDepp1030 3 years ago
ahh! french and saunders are comedic geniuses!!! god this soo fucking funny!
alicetheactress 3 years ago
HAHHAHAHAA the whitney houston singing part was brilliant!
RivaJane 3 years ago 3
ICEBERG ICEBERG!
MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY!!
LOL love them both soooo much :D
Roxas3143 3 years ago 18
lol look at the fake boobs
pinkieshineoxo 3 years ago 2
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
hahahaha, this is bloody genius
thereflex101 3 years ago
Yay! Can't wait for the fifth of May!
oftaklost 3 years ago
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...ha ha ha cant stop laugh!
lonleyonly 3 years ago 4
HAHAHA I'm crying from laughter!! So fucking funny as the director would say! xD
aslightnod 3 years ago 2
3 Bonds and Lazenby have peed in this!
Deepdesert 3 years ago 3
love when jen runs down the hallway loadsof times and what dawn does, shit funny
dwswh 3 years ago
from 2:30 to 3:42 - awesome:D:D
Grzechu1986 3 years ago
love the troll pencil top lol
helenTheUtubeUser 3 years ago
i love it when she said where did you put the big water
xmenstormfan 3 years ago
thank you! We don't have that in france! they are so funny! thanks
fanfanetmoi 3 years ago
bahaha..."glugglugglugglugglug! She's not doing it right sir! She should be gasping for air like this!"
I <3 French and Saunders, and I love the special effect guys in particular, they are probably my fav characters XD
dearone1 3 years ago 7
are you gonna do the accent?
I am! How are you?
totally funny
hpandpotcfan 3 years ago 2
are you gonna do the accent is their recurrent line in almost all of their sketches - and it gets me laughing my ass of every time
ifkaMi 3 years ago 2
No, it's a single!
rainacorn 3 years ago 6
Great stuff. Three cheers for British comedy
athb4hu 3 years ago 43
That was hilarious, I havent laughed this hard in a long time.
hecamehome 3 years ago 4
Love it! Joanna Lumley is brillaint.
zack11993 3 years ago 7
French and Saunders are the bomb!
Artmonger225 3 years ago 5
"What're they?"
"These are the hats."
"For?"
"... for the ants."
At that point I bursted into uncontrolable laughter .
WearingSunglasses 3 years ago 8
LMFAO when she says'are you sure theres no room on there'... 'no its a single' rofl
ccinnervisions 3 years ago 12
I thought that when she was dressed as the old woman it was really funny. Everytime the old woman spoke, I couldn't stop laughing.
Rowan07001484 3 years ago 3
Whaha The huge hart of the ocean around her neck. And the troll. Oh that takes me back. I collected those when I was little.
michaeldeboer 3 years ago 6
glug glug
2randomchks 3 years ago 4
:O it's the trolls from the weetos cereal box I remember them!
saramwhaha 3 years ago 2
"glug glug glug glug" lol gets me evry time
thebest2luv 3 years ago 5
MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY !! LOL !!
darreyl102 3 years ago 7
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Too bloody funny, I love this..
Charmredux 3 years ago 3
i love that part when she sings do you believe(by Cher) so funny and then Jack says never let go ,i will never let go Jim hahaha and when that granny talks hahahahaha
LOVEBOYSZ 3 years ago 2
4:41 when she says i really dont think its strong enough ''OOOH''HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVEBOYSZ 3 years ago 5
What she was singing in 4:30?
luna8181 3 years ago
"Do you believe in life after love" Its Cher.
EitakC77 3 years ago
"..of illusionment" he he. I loved the "it's a single" moment. Oh, I've grown to like F&S. They have a way of making you laugh at the movies you love. Maybe it's a British thing.
ManWhoLovesTheMary 3 years ago 6
Love when she holds the paper water to the screen. I laugh every time! lol!
Tamblade13 3 years ago 6
yeah lol.
AND AFTER THAT "Shh! He's coming, LOOK BUSY"!!!!!
OMG!!!
and the "ants" for the small ship.
MadonnasMrDj 3 years ago
"These are the hats!"
"What for!"
".....The ants"
LMAO
bobakajack 3 years ago 3
Glip glip glip glip- she's not doing it right sir!She sould be grasping for air like this-classic!
valuchka 4 years ago 5
'Do you believe in life after lovvvee?'
'Oh oh..you've let go!'
LOL.
jadorejenniferjane 4 years ago 3
Funniest EVER! ;D 5 stars
Valtteri2 4 years ago 2
"naa, its just squirting"
"no, it should be commin' outta there at 2 gallons a second outta that."
priceless!
ladysora23 4 years ago 6
Are you sure there's no room on there, no it's a single!
minadrake 4 years ago 3
"i wont ever let go jim"
"oh oh oh youve let go! oh god youve let go! oh no!"
crzhvlr 4 years ago 2
I love this one it's classic!! They crack me up - big time lolz -
jellybeanzgobounce 4 years ago 3
hahaha i cant stop lol!!!
matthewgutz 4 years ago 3
absolutely fucking brilliant.
MickRonKeefCharlie 4 years ago 5
glup glup glup
JoseWiiSantos 4 years ago 4
Oh god I burst out laughing at all the copies of the two women... ICEBERG ICEBERG, MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY, ICEBERG ICEBERG, MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY, ICEBERG ICEBERG, MERCY FOR MY DEAD BABY,
Cinatas666 4 years ago 13
Damn.. they are just brilliant..
Jbstolk 4 years ago 4
lolzzz
GothicYaan 4 years ago 3
were did u put the big water?CRAAASSSHHHH!! I said were did u put the big.. uhh
caleb12naruto 4 years ago 7
Shit! This is an actual Monet! Shit! I love his shitty use of colour! It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seeing! Shit! Ssssshhhhhhit....
Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
What? On a bicycle with soem onions?
hehe french and saunders rules!!
warsandrij 4 years ago 13
She's not doing it right, sir. She's supposed to be gasping for air like this *gasp*
It's just an option.
WaterGhost 4 years ago 9
just a question. in the credits it says that the guest stars had the spice girls... where were they again? i've seen this way too many times lol and i didnt notice that they were in it?
pinocchio22 4 years ago 2
It may have been Riverdance - they were in the 3rd class scene, but no - no spice girls.
thattaityguy 4 years ago 2
The 'Titanic' bit wasn't the whole thing - the credits included the rest of the show as well and iirc it was a Christmas special
littleleicesterfox 4 years ago 3
its mercy for my dead baby not see my dad baby"
softcellrock 4 years ago 2
Lol the scene where they put hundreds of old ladies shouting
"ICEBERGE ICEGERGE!!!
or
"SEE MY DEAD BABY!!!"
pikpikimon 4 years ago 2
"What are they?"
"These are the hats"
"For what?"
"For the ants."
Ha ha ha ha ha Thanks for Posting! Really funny! French & Saunders Forever!
CeCeLeighCMD92 4 years ago 6
bahahahhaa lumley is a crack up
almost as good as
"you deserve nothing" "bitch troll from hell"
"i said abort! abort abort abort! bring me a..." "a knitting needle?" a knitting needle!!"
" would you like a drink? yes i would. well pour it yourself, cheers sweetie" i havnt moved since 1973" hahahaahahahaha ahhh shes classic
god to love them
specially jo and jen
supersambam 4 years ago 4
LMAO FAKE BOOBS
shushbob 4 years ago
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This is just sick.
sakuraJ789 4 years ago
"Where did ya put the big water?" SPLASH! "Eh?"
mcollie1234 4 years ago 5
they both are great thanks heaven for them they rules!
skruttis07 4 years ago 4
I love Joanna Lumley in this. She has the inane Hollywood featurette presenter shtick down pat.
"Mesmerizing...spectacularization...of illusionment...from the BBC!"
SundownerDrifting 4 years ago 8
sshit shit look at his shitty use ov colour lmao! Sh--- i tttt
I want You To Draw Me Like 1 ov the girls wat on a bike with some onions
YouHangUp1 4 years ago 3
never too sure if dawn is swearing at the start... shi....?
Dn2kproductions 4 years ago
oh god ya let go lol
0Landon0 4 years ago
even dawn's hair looks like leo's.
HelloStrangerLOTRmsn 4 years ago
LMAO! Love The Water Attempts! 'Glug Glug Glug' XD!
LightningProduction 4 years ago
"if it werent freezing in this water I'd be doing whitney houston"
"Good isn't it"
HAHHAHAHA ROFL
Beyoncefeatshakira 4 years ago
na- she says "while I'm freezing in this water i can do whitney houston singing" ('cause she's shivering...
bigzeldaobsession 4 years ago
hahahahah now i get it
Beyoncefeatshakira 4 years ago
I'm so glad they made a parody of this film because this film was the worst tripe ever to be vomitted forth from hollywood since goodbye girl.
hj351 4 years ago
Pfft.
PajamaSamJam 4 years ago
Heh, well put, friend!
Doidle 4 years ago 2
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shut the fuck up!
CGAlex22007 3 years ago
i dont remember typing that. sorry.
CGAlex22007 3 years ago
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
*glugglugluglugluglug....*
xxxxx
thereflex101 4 years ago 2
god i love um ^^ "glug glug glug glug"
Dn2kproductions 4 years ago
HILARIOUS! XDDDD
shambles07 4 years ago
Every time I see that BIG necklace Jennifer is wearing I crack up.. LMAO
michaeldeboer 4 years ago
"Wheres the big water" Make me laugh every time.
" I wont ever let go jim"
isitvicki 4 years ago 2
These are the hats...for the ants. Lmao!
airborne360 4 years ago 3
"Don't let go....oh wait, you let go. Oh you let go!"
peachi93 4 years ago
lmao i love his shitty use of colour
92ble 4 years ago
Whaha....Rofl
Glik glik glik ...*water is coming in*
Gamegirlnr1 4 years ago
"And I can only really do Barbara Streisand... and Sylvester Stallone..."
Friendo1231 4 years ago
How are you!! lmao
Ken8ball123 4 years ago
She is not doing right sir, she should be gasping for air, like this... it's just an option :D
72natch21 4 years ago
"Jack! Jack! *squirt*"
Hehe! thanks for posting this, I havn't seen it in ages! Still makes me laugh!
MissGeocara 4 years ago
You can see through the makeup, mask and wig that it's Joanna!!!
LozzaMouseQueen 4 years ago
Haha i love how she's lying on the wood in the water and singing like Cher coz she's frozen and her face won't move haha priceless!
lycrags 4 years ago
The old lady is Joanna Lumley XD
Sadums 4 years ago
he's talkin about the old rose, not the preseneter!
nickyd0101 4 years ago
Actually i'm pretty sure now that the old lady is played by Joanna Lumley
Voulvoulvoul 4 years ago
directed by edgar wright!
sheerdeep 4 years ago
is the old woman avid merrion? it looks so much like bo selecta and aunt may from the spiderman 2 spoof he did.
jd2000ad 4 years ago
I agree does look like him, the gestures and the tongue! Just the voice doesn't fit...
Voulvoulvoul 4 years ago