DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
The Druid's Government has been govern under the Brehon Laws under the Pagan High Kingsfor over 2140 years before the birth of Christ.
Dear Born Again Pagan Celts for the Hill of Tara, lets celebrate a REVERSE PARADOX on MAEWYN SUCCAT Day. On March 17th lets RENAME Saint Patrick Day as CELTIC PAGAN LIBERATION DAY! With creative advertising we should be able to PROMOTE a REVERSE PARADOX by saying, "Wear all GREEN if you are Proud to be a BORN AGAIN PAGAN CELT!"
Jeff dunha m is not a racist he is just not politically correct... He is a hilarious comedian and funny as hell. The hole black puppet thing wasnt to be racist it was to prove a point that even the black one makes the same kind of jokes. he tries not to offend any1 and people take it the wrong way. NeWrAnDoMpIvOtS
@pokemonknower101 Politically correct BS is part of what is destroying individuality and this country. The fact is, only about 60% of blacks in the US are descendants of blacks from Africa and the Caribbean. If you apply your term correctly, Theresa Heinz-Kerry is "African-American". She was born in South Africa.
ALL YOUTUBERS!!!A massive prank will be pulled on "comedian" Fred on youtube.What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to fred, to unsubscribe. So suscribe to fred if you haven't, and then unsuscribe on june 1st. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news, cause controversy,COPY & PASTE IF YOU SUPPORT THIS!!PASTE ON OTHER VIDEOS ALSO★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ (THE UNSUBSCRIBING WILL BEGIN ON JUNE 1st)
Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
i saw him live in dallas, and he brought out bubba j at the end. he hadn't done bubba j in a while so he had to pull out the cheat sheet with all of bubba's jokes on it. The crowd all knew them by heart though so we were all saying them. Bubba turned to Jeff and said, "They know the jokes better than you do!" Freaking hilarious!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want dis happining to me
Rieeeeeese, you're practically famous now! All these haters are jealous of your intelligence and perception and artistic skills. Keep it up and have fun in LA!
Omg, these are sooooo funny!!!! Mind you, when I showed mum she looked at me like I had 3 heads. I guess she doesn't understand the comic genious behind them XD
Happy *extremely late... I think lol* Saint Patricks Day!!!!
haha so when i was a kid i never knew when i was gonna get sick so it wud just happen in my sleep or standing on top of the stairs and puking all the way down the stairs haha but now im older n wiser and irish so when i get drunk i never get sick and i was ill once and i knew i needed to get sick so i was able to make it to the loo woohoo ive come on a long way lmao
Ok. Are there any Mother's Day vids? If there are, I would LOVE THAT!!! :D That would be sooo funny to do! If there aren't any, make some please! :)
LunaTiger95 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jeffdunham
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
lilblakblood 9 months ago
@lilblakblood chainletters dont work so quit posting them
blink182rox920 5 months ago
Jeff Dunham is about as racist or bigoted as Obama is anti-Muslim.
SkyhawkFlyer 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The Druid's Government has been govern under the Brehon Laws under the Pagan High Kingsfor over 2140 years before the birth of Christ.
Dear Born Again Pagan Celts for the Hill of Tara, lets celebrate a REVERSE PARADOX on MAEWYN SUCCAT Day. On March 17th lets RENAME Saint Patrick Day as CELTIC PAGAN LIBERATION DAY! With creative advertising we should be able to PROMOTE a REVERSE PARADOX by saying, "Wear all GREEN if you are Proud to be a BORN AGAIN PAGAN CELT!"
MagicTellaVision 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Place your classify we offer you naughty women benaughtyman.info
wasudajayamali 1 year ago
HAPPY SAINT PATCHIKS DAY
dont puke on ur self lol
tamarahappycakes 2 years ago 6
@tamarahappycakes thats all that was on the video besides the other words
ALEXMASTER9999 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
fuck u nigger thats funny
jakegatorboy 2 years ago
as a black dude, i'm not offended it's just corny,
repeat, IT'S JUST CORNY,
it's like the guy who sees a woman gardening and says "I'd like to pick her flowers" IT'S JUST CORNY
allikalaer 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
what it he said?
Jorgeisgremo 2 years ago
don't puke on yourself
bryan81386 2 years ago 6
made me laugh so hard i almost puked on myself ...
BarkImaPirate 2 years ago 5
Jeff dunha m is not a racist he is just not politically correct... He is a hilarious comedian and funny as hell. The hole black puppet thing wasnt to be racist it was to prove a point that even the black one makes the same kind of jokes. he tries not to offend any1 and people take it the wrong way. NeWrAnDoMpIvOtS
newrandompivots 2 years ago 63
this 1 make me laugh everytme!
adstarb2007 2 years ago
he does his doll named sweat datty d
+i think i spelled it wrong...........
worldend1990 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
It is Sweet Daddy D
TheLaser98 2 years ago
no its Bubba J
TheCowboy139 2 years ago 17
This has been flagged as spam show
does Dunham have a black doll? if no, WHY?
all the afro comedians are making fun of white guys..but white guys do not make fun of afro guys cause it aint "politically correct"..NO..
its cause THEY KNOW their dicks are smaller..hahahahahahahah...
white chick...
marina6y 2 years ago
he has a black doll his name is Sweet Daddy Dee
catrule4eva 2 years ago 4
hi there.
THANKS..I was wondering why I haven\t seen that doll..
Afterall..this guy can joke with anyone..
marina6y 2 years ago 3
he does have one that is called sweet daddy dee
FreDaN92 2 years ago
Why, you ask? Maybe because he WANTS to have a black doll. Maybe because he ISN'T racist.
Wolfreak101X 2 years ago
Sweet Daddy D is this African American (I perfer the politically correct term) puppet.
pokemonknower101 2 years ago
@pokemonknower101 Politically correct BS is part of what is destroying individuality and this country. The fact is, only about 60% of blacks in the US are descendants of blacks from Africa and the Caribbean. If you apply your term correctly, Theresa Heinz-Kerry is "African-American". She was born in South Africa.
Geeze, people. Get over it!
SkyhawkFlyer 11 months ago
actually he does have a black one... sweet daddy dee. ive only seen him out once or twice but he has one.
y dont u critisize AFTER you have facts next time, hmm?
pompartyusa 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Wanna fight me?
gubbamn.mybrute.c om
IneKristinee 2 years ago
yeah you tell him inuyashvaluable
IRISHASSASSIN97 2 years ago
Well i only see irish young people drinking and i dont see them verry often. Irish ARE NOT DRUNKS STFU!!!!!!!
badasssnipe 2 years ago 3
we in northern ireland and ireland know how to party!
secretguardian 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
paste to 2 other videos
go to your channel and see your comment
JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
(omg I was SHOCKED when I saw my comment
CorCrash 2 years ago
Channel Comments
There are no comments for this user.
Add Comment.
'Nuff said.
Bheredux 2 years ago
i just saw him Friday in Madison Wisconsin and we did the same thing
It was SSSOOO funny
ConJ3410 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
paste to 2 other videos
go to your channel and see your comment
JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
(omg I was SHOCKED when I saw my comment
MrMrAwesome 2 years ago
that is funny but the next day was my birthday and i barfed on myself like 7 times :(
jared53668 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
ALL YOUTUBERS!!!A massive prank will be pulled on "comedian" Fred on youtube.What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to fred, to unsubscribe. So suscribe to fred if you haven't, and then unsuscribe on june 1st. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news, cause controversy,COPY & PASTE IF YOU SUPPORT THIS!!PASTE ON OTHER VIDEOS ALSO★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ (THE UNSUBSCRIBING WILL BEGIN ON JUNE 1st)
ikeolf444 2 years ago
Not all irish ppl drink beer and crap my moms irish and she NEVER drinks
DamianMcGintyLover 2 years ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
yea right
simox44 2 years ago
fuck off simox44 im irishand i never dirnk btw ur a bitch if u think that
inuyashaluvable 2 years ago
chill dude man i know that not ALL irish people drinks and get wasted everyday :D i was just jokeing around didnt mean to offend anyone sry
simox44 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
ZNICKELBACKROX 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Read this cause it works.
1. Put your hand in a fist
2. Put your fist on your heart
3. Hold your breath and think of someone you like.
4. Then tomorrow that person will ask you out.
5.Post to 2 other videos.
You have to post to the two other videos or the person will not ask you out. Then during school you will die! And it works.
ZNICKELBACKROX 2 years ago
i saw him live in dallas, and he brought out bubba j at the end. he hadn't done bubba j in a while so he had to pull out the cheat sheet with all of bubba's jokes on it. The crowd all knew them by heart though so we were all saying them. Bubba turned to Jeff and said, "They know the jokes better than you do!" Freaking hilarious!
TheKtownBeastof11 2 years ago 5
When I saw him in San Diego last october, they did the same thing, and so did we. It was awesome.
ComanderZin 2 years ago
Comment removed
TheKtownBeastof11 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
☻/
/▌
/ \ This is Bob. Bob is doing well.
ortizfanatic08 2 years ago
i have seen him live twice
and he is awsome
seaners298 2 years ago 4
i kill you......infidel..!!!
ladiesman52134 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
☻/
/▌
/ \ This is Bob.
tuned2damax1995 2 years ago
SILINCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!
Demon666x3 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
☻/
/▌
/ \ This is Bob.
secrethax 2 years ago
Wow, (not to be insulting, but...) you look older
Kittyroyfly 2 years ago 2
lol hes getting on a bit
lespaullover13 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
☻/
/▌
/ \ This is Bob. He will be taking over YouTube very shortly. Please copy and paste him to other videos to help him with his quest.
illusion8490 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
HAHAHAH CRAZY PUPPETS
this is funnier..
search or type in " rude parrot puppet "
1st video.. RUDE PARROT .... its insane.
eatmecaptain765 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
twocrazyboyz123 2 years ago
beautiful ha ha i kill you
afiyam 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want dis happining to me
dontcare1000 2 years ago
I was at that show! You did awesome, Jeff!!! xD
HinataHyuga593 2 years ago 3
Happy Saint Patricks day to u, Achmed, Peanut, Walter, and Bubba J (and to any other puppets that i forget if any)
Zira361 3 years ago
u r forgetting the superhero. i forgot his name.
kimonaked 3 years ago 3
It's Melvin!
RDouglassMahaffey 3 years ago
thx for remindingxD
kimonaked 2 years ago 2
I think he got rid of him cause i went to his show in tucson AZ and he didnt show him
rynandchicken 2 years ago 2
hiz name iz melvin.
huntboy23432 2 years ago
melvin =]
sweet daddy d =]
jose =]
tammyz10 2 years ago
Don't forget Sweet Daddy D.
lowlife43 2 years ago 3
You forgot Jose Jalapeno (on a stick)
ctskifreaks 2 years ago 3
he might be a good rapper or maybe not u be the judge...type in mycityishere
deezydaman08 3 years ago
probably the best st patty's day advice i've heard
erinpwnerer 3 years ago 3
i was at that show!! :)
amr3597 3 years ago 2
darn! i spelled spelled wrong. im sorry.
ayane2234 3 years ago
ops i spleeled accmed wrong!sorry achmed!
ayane2234 3 years ago
u spelled achmed wrong again
fiddleswith 3 years ago 2
Yep, She/He Whatever... forgot to add the Flem!
RDouglassMahaffey 3 years ago 2
happy st.packtricks day jeff and achmad!
ayane2234 3 years ago
Happy St.Patrick's Day to you to Jeff and all your puppets.
koalastephanie 3 years ago
Awesome...Thanks for the laughs and brightening my day.
shelleygriffin39 3 years ago
Rieeeeeese, you're practically famous now! All these haters are jealous of your intelligence and perception and artistic skills. Keep it up and have fun in LA!
Chick6517 3 years ago
jef-f.. DUN-HAM!
yodog678 3 years ago
i never new he had an account this is awesome!!!!!!!!!
I love peanut
MountainOfEizha 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
sweet! I was board one day so i decided to do a vid check it out.------->
watch?v=FvqgeSyhqws
themek13 3 years ago
Happy St. Pattys to you too...Jefafa ;)
TerraByteR 3 years ago
DUN-HAM
magicroks 3 years ago
This is the best one of the three.
Takergal 3 years ago
OMG i love jeff duham more then all of you weird people.... oh by the way peanut loves me more then you hahahahahaha!!!!! :P What NOW !!!
sazzyredneckgirl101 3 years ago
wen is st patricks day????????? ha jk jk jk im just bored!
crazychik8921 3 years ago
tommorow
ebray96 3 years ago
Omg, these are sooooo funny!!!! Mind you, when I showed mum she looked at me like I had 3 heads. I guess she doesn't understand the comic genious behind them XD
Happy *extremely late... I think lol* Saint Patricks Day!!!!
Rukia12342234 3 years ago
happy St. Patricks day to you too Jeff Dunham1
happylmc 3 years ago
Achmed is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuaveTy 3 years ago
walter and achmed are my best
callumisthebest112 3 years ago 4
Are Mine too :D
ThEcRaZyMoThErFuCkEr 3 years ago
bubba j funny, but i favor peanut
818zLilKrazy 3 years ago 2
agreed. Peanut's hilarious ! XDDD
CutieCuteGirI 3 years ago 3
Bubba J Rules!!!!!
Texasred63 3 years ago
i hate the fact that st patricks day is celebrated all around the world, wa do they av against welsh ppl on st davids day?
jonathanh95 3 years ago
i will not puke
whassupeople 3 years ago
Have you got msn! I need ur addy ur amazing all my family loves u. You rocked on the xmas special I luv peanut,
plylovesavril 3 years ago
i love peanut more-er. x))
xxoreoxxandxxoreoxx 3 years ago 2
I love peanut more-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-erer-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er
plylovesavril 3 years ago 2
i love peanut more-erestererness. :)) is tat even a word??
xxoreoxxandxxoreoxx 3 years ago
Yes, as is Randomisivness ^^
TheYoungEmpress 3 years ago
ahaha nice. XDD
xxoreoxxandxxoreoxx 3 years ago
lol
CaffieKuriboh 3 years ago
if only he warned me earlier. xD
xdementedunicornx 3 years ago
i would so send that to my sister =]
sabresx29 3 years ago
My fave of the three cards!
gijoedaisy 3 years ago
that was good =P
lildigipoke 3 years ago
I'm glad I got to witness this being made in Lafayette. The show was awesome. Hope y'all come back soon.
grifter83187 3 years ago
lol I can't wait to see him in two weeks!!!
ruffles098 3 years ago
haha so when i was a kid i never knew when i was gonna get sick so it wud just happen in my sleep or standing on top of the stairs and puking all the way down the stairs haha but now im older n wiser and irish so when i get drunk i never get sick and i was ill once and i knew i needed to get sick so i was able to make it to the loo woohoo ive come on a long way lmao
becckii 3 years ago
haha i remember this... awesome show...
theliljc84 3 years ago
that only means hes got another DVD commin out
thaBoooooogerMan 3 years ago
what a GREAT advice:D I'm gonna make sure i'll puke on someone else instead;)
w4vezf9a 3 years ago
Love Bubba!!!
CharliZmoma 3 years ago
just puke on the person next to you.
lol
stephaniedawn56 3 years ago 6
That's what he should've said!
SulliMike241 3 years ago
thank you
saharsdt 3 years ago
i saw him and guitar guy in lakeland yesterday. those guys are hilarious. i never laugh so hard in my laugh time.
sammysgirl1994 3 years ago
good morning!
pikkuadi 3 years ago
LMAO
maklokiper 3 years ago
LOL!
I'll make sure I don't!
huntersmith22 3 years ago
hahahahah wow
emochick5665 3 years ago
LOL. Bubba J is so silly and hilarious. *Don't puke on yourself* ROFL
koalastephanie 3 years ago
lol BUBBA J
pennstate51rox 3 years ago
i won't but i can't promise my BFF!!!
MisssNickjonas4EvEr 3 years ago
I was thinking along the same lines: Friends don't let friends throw up on themselves..
Mychaels 3 years ago
LOLZ!!!!! Don't puke on yourself!!!!
defygravity1000 3 years ago
I so live in West Virginia haha
Xxbl00dyxangelxX 3 years ago
i wont puke on my self Bubba J
Rockbandmaster808 3 years ago
i've got my beer ready.... now i need more!!!
HermosaMe 3 years ago
Thank you! I'll try not too! hehehe!!
ladyblue614 3 years ago
That's why I wear a bib . . . just in case.
Greeeeeeen beer!
5CardStudPlayer 3 years ago
I won't Bubba J :D
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago
lol
Kickblckr 3 years ago
DON'T PUKE ON YOURSELF!!!
xoJ3Nxo 3 years ago
hahaha!!!
iwnabonbrdway 3 years ago
FUNNY FUNNY!!!
danhuynh96 3 years ago
Jeff is getting old. But he still funny;)
christelle2194 3 years ago
remember guys, dont puke on YOURSELF
citroenzuur 3 years ago 3
i lold
BOBEERCOLANI 3 years ago 3
44th view! XD haha funny stuff
Om3gaR3d99 3 years ago
lol :) your hilarious
bunnylover4ever07 3 years ago
lmao
BradenKvS 3 years ago