Joey Essex My Hair Is Looking REEM HQ

[x1092569]

''I'm so confused''... I'm confused how you think it's two different things.

[jamielowndes]

The "blow dryer/hair dryer" conversation made my brain seep out of my ears. I have never heard anything so stupid.

[Focuskoi1]

its fake. no one can be that thick

[littleninj0r]

Jesus Christ

[klcrees]

I'd happily blow Joey!!! ...His hair that is ofcourse ;)

[LauraaMarieeAllumm]

he is soooo lush;)xoxo.

[reemisonfire]

my name is Reem o.o...

[mike2k28]

Chloe is ugly as hell, and joey is a closet bender

[Memyselfni123ia]

Love Joey Essex, I've met him before he's actually not that stupid impost of that show is acting now Lool. Still love him though he is so good looking!

[evilgeniusish]

Lol

[faduma349]

Lmfaooooo this guy is an idiot

[AnnieRae95]

This is hilarious! :D

[RYANWOODTV1]

i live in essex and not ever1s like tht

[PandaBannaHead]

were do you get these clips??!

[UKCountrySounds]

The joke is that he's not acting , he's thick in real life . Bet his mum & dad are so proud he spent his whole life in love with himself & not going to school .

[OsKSniping]

@UKCountrySounds Seen as he's now minted from doing just exactly that, being stupid, I guess she would be. Ironically, you could say it's genius.

[BABYLONdevil]

Watch this, this is how to be REEEEEEM !!!!! /watch?v=GrtbPENKqAg

[soapfan97]

Its stupid that its funny!:P

[matrags]

This is not an Essex boy it's a moron...yeah exactly the same thing.

[TheEmi13em1]

POINTLESS SHOW, HOW THICK CAN YOU GET

[ilight777]

lmao there so thick

[OldWorldImperative]

LOOKING REEM BRAH.

[92MattGM]

what a stupid fucking show

[rob1d212]

what haircut is this called?

[Nwal666]

i hope everyone in this show is subject to unimaginable torture and agony,

[1998taylorhall]

he is the cutest person every. ngl.

[BornFromABoomBox16]

Oh Joey!!

[CharlotteGotzDeMovez]

i dont understand how he can be so stupid?

[ShadowPenguin32843]

This guys a lad :)

[GirlEbonyProductions]

This is not a blow dryer, it's a hair dryer. I love how he's so thick

[juststacisus]

I love Joey Essex :)

[shonababe99]

He is so fit

[IMusHRooMHeaDI]

There's a dumbass and then there's Joey Essex and the orange R.A.C van behind him. I never knew someone could be so stupid.

[AceFaceJarv]

I think he's thinking of the difference between a hand held blow dryer, and the big bowls you put your head in when you go to a salon?? Is there any sense there :/

[GrimeDaiIy]

fucking poof!

[jaket282]

Class A tosser

[S4M02K8]

what a cunt.

[forsh14]

class

[DistantCousin]

So this is what "reem" means. Bizarre, I could imagine it being a word that Geordies and people from the North East use. Would suit that accent better... "Essex" is a vile accent IMO

[iMO3x]

@DistantCousin Northern accents are the worst pal.

[DistantCousin]

@iMO3x They're not "pal". And I speak that as someone from Oxford.

[iMO3x]

@DistantCousin Oh I see, a virgin/poof then.

[loveudannybabes]

@iMO3x They aren't the worst.....I think if you are trying to be a posh Londoner that is the worst accent, they can't do it right. Anyway, i am from the North and i don't have a thick Geordie accent, not every Northerner has a Geordie accent.....reminds me i hate it when other people use the word "banter" errghh

[degaulle30]

this show makes me want to declare war on my own country.



[DistantCousin]

@degaulle30 Haha! My sentiments exactly. Makes me ashamed to be British!

[turnbacktime]

@degaulle30 lol

[Beffnerr]

I'm so in love with him hahah. Fucking thick shit <3

[ValenceUK]

That man, is a stupid fuck face.

[hoddspur]

I find it hard to believe that they have a brain cell between them.

[jab464]

cherry - picked talent...

[SooCouturexx]

why are people hating on him fuck off.

[bumpyjason]

did you see the episode when arg came in with a cod piece on? in between the usual banter and dross, the word penis came up, and joey was like "penisssss yeahh" and looked like he was in a trance!!! as if he was transfixed by "PENIS" very strange bloke.

[kerrycoolcat444]

Joey is so reem

[611kayla]

hahahaha <3<3

i dont blowdry my hair.... i hairdry my hair<3<3<3<3

[kerrycoolcat444]

Lol love joey x

[MrTech012]

Then they had Mozart, Einstein, Churchill, Dickens, Now we have Joey Essex and Katie Price......... We can laugh, but seriously, what the FUCK happened to humanity??!!

[SaucyKnob]

@MrTech012 lol why you watching it if you dont like him , do you fancy him or somthing your a fucking no life nerdy scum

[MrTech012]

@SaucyKnob Ha Ha... Touched a nerve. Obviously from your spelling, this sort of shit TV is the audience it attracts. Slightly simple, materialistic wankers. Now crawl back into your prada bag and have a wank over your fake, silly little program, while the rest of us become more intelligent. Ha Ha. Prick.

[SaucyKnob]

@MrTech012 ill do that when you go back to your david attenborough you cunt

[MrTech012]

@SaucyKnob I'm already on my David Attenborough, so you best get cracking. Besides, David Attenborough, is an actual real life ''legend'' but you wouldn't know about those would you, you simpleton.... ha ha ha

[SaucyKnob]

@MrTech012 sorry MrTech fuck off back to your cup of coffe

[MrTech012]

@SaucyKnob Cup of ''Coffee'' I presume you mean? Not ''Coffe''.... Again, you prove my point, to the spazsticks that watch this shit, you can't spell, and are intellectually inferior, the peasantry in society, like the losers that act in this shit, simpletons that just eat, sleep and breed. And, what made me laugh, is wtf has Coffee got to do with anything?? Ha Ha.... Brilliant.

[bumpyjason]

@MrTech012 I wish they would all jump off of a cliff! TOWIE would be so "reeeeem" then.

[EmyTheMadGirl]

Chloe looked so much better when she didn't have her teeth done!

[shellshell1285]

Ohh Joey bbz I love you because you're soo cute (and a teeny bit thick) :p

[xP4G1Evi]

what a drip

[FernlyGamer]

ahahahahhahahah hair dryer blow dryer. theres no difference!!!

[SaucyKnob]

he is fucking awesome what an legend 

[MrTech012]

@SaucyKnob Awesome? Legend? Ha Ha.... What the fuck has he ever done for the world. You fucking shallow, uneducated prick.....

[azzarandjack]

what a rem.

[TriickzTV]

I wouldn't be surprised if he was born in a gay bar.

[ttrscrewangels]

Aaaw Joey thas soo cute haha

[TheRumble111]

What a fucking retard

[996baba]

hes so thick:L

[98ukgirl]

i love Joey Essex xxxxx

[09CGearyk]

He's so dense it's untrue, yet that's what makes him so loveable!!!!

[fatman989]

what a cunt

[soph00002]

I love Joey but Chloe looks like a duck

[nitefly]

what a bell end

[xxxClairelovesyouxxx]

haha, love him!!! <3 wish chloe would get out his bedroom tho.... ;) xxx

[joel06]

I never could find a blow dryer

[ICCclan]

hold 6, hes got knits

[Pmccaff2009]

The birth of a great word.

[howardbastard]

@Pmccaff2009 It's been around since the 80's he didn't create it

[Pmccaff2009]

@howardbastard Oh I know, it's just it didn't become a really popular word until this moment.

[FlamingoLandMalton]

HOLD 4 AND LOOK AT HIS EYES! XD

[MissEllisHinch]

i love joey essex!

[volound]

its funny because he isnt even acting.

[CastleFlameGal]

@volound He is acting sort of. They re act things that have actually happened in their lives. So he is this thick, but this isnt the actual real life conversation he had about it.

[TheRambomaster]

@CastleFlameGal Thats why it's a complete set up, when that mark had a chat with his two birds and then was crying in the club was a good example. if that wasn't a set up then it was well put together either way and even though mark made himself look a sorry prick, he probably got paid a huge amount of money for that including the bit when marios bitch got up on stage. If those moments didn't happen then the editor wouldn't have much of a story worth filming. So it's kind of real and acted crap.

[baluwa98]

i hope he never breeds. let his genes die with him! :)

[DDMAC351]

chloes teeth could probly detect IED,s

[DDMAC351]

love to send this cunt to afganistan an say look joey that guy with the turbans got a hair dryer (RPG) for ya , how reem would his head look rolling around the floor

[helen51100]

awww luv ya joeyy <3

[michaelracz1991]

im in the weird part of youtube now.

[DeadlySupreme]

joey essex is a thick cunt. 

[livsterrr1]

He's such a dumb shit.

[iTalkApple952]

Joey is reeming gorgeous

[sometalent1]

Joeys hair in all honesty is fucking reem :D

[GeorgaAnneDan]

'this isnt a blow dryer its a hair dryer' aha

[CharmFM]

everyone who is against this show, like the group on facebook

SEARCH: Official Petition To Get "only WAY is Essex" Off The Air

[mostmusicisbad]

Is this on Dale Farm?

[kayteekisskiss]

hes like a little ken doll, i love him :) xxx

[paramain]

if all u cunts hate this and slag it off, y are u's watching it on utube??? if u dont like it dont look it up on utube u jealous twats!!!

[666BrotherofMetal]

Why did the arsehole directer HAVE to make this. Even worse, had to put this tit in it? Jesus, hell get money now and make a total cock out of his already pricky self.

[soljoemac1]

chloe is sooo funnny

[emmyrali]

I'm a girl and I don't pout when I dry my hair - WTF? Oh and his eyebrows are overplucked (for a guy)... Yuck!

[pete2007owens]

i loveeeee joey essex aha hes ace! everyone that hates him is just jealous and obviously skint, ugly or doesnt look after themselves properly..all you hataaaaaz your hairs probably too short to blowdry ha "ill have a 0 all over please"

[GloccyBoy]

@pete2007owens Yeah that must be the reason people don't like him "everyone that hates him is just jealous and obviously skint, ugly or doesnt look after themselves properly" or it could be the fact that he's a complete moron...........-_-

[BiieberAndMee]

I Love you Joey but a blowdryer is a hairdryer ... ;)

[carnzles]

much love for Joey Essex, it's not just his hair that's reem, it's everything :3 xoxo

[convictPKlol]

People like this should be sterilized

[magicmod1]

what a thick cunt 

[sofiamore]

@magicmod1 dont be jel, be reem

[ZoeC115]

HOT STUFF! :O hes thick though

[jflan92]

Is that actually Joey's bedroom? If it is,then that floral wallpaper is so suspect.

[TarantulaCandy]

i'm sorry but straight men are never that much into themselves. nor they make those looks or want to explain the difference between a hair dryer and a blow dryer. he's clearly gay. which is not a bad thing. but a rose is still a rose.

[kiwilemonandlime]

@TarantulaCandy don't stereotype.

[IceTiger161]

their my favourites :) REEM

[TommoArts]

Joey You Fucking Retard.

[TheUKrocker]

I love Chloe but she looks terrible, She shouldn't have had all that work done, I saw a picture of her before everything and she looked alot better. she didn't need anything done! x Love Youuu Joey Essex!!! REEM!

[MsYemeni1]

Reem. Lol thats my name :s

[Gorax90]

FACKIN REEEM.

[01278252147]

They're annoying and stupid, but they are funny :)

[AjayyBirch]

is he for real? Can anyone be that thick, and still be able to stand up right?

[chocolatenomnom12]

So gutted i never met him, joey was suppose to come to oceana but he never turned up because he had some 'filimng' to do!

[PringTingOfficial]

my hair is looking reem

[TheMerkist]

He is so dopey! 100%

[gansterderek1995]

i love this video cause it shows everyone who loves joey how fucking stupid this asshole is

[klcrees]

"I'm so confused" hahaha

[jimmyjimbo72]

What a cunt.

[lookslikeanelephant]

is this real or set up? o.o

[JackkGuy]

How does he do that?

[AntichristMvz]

It amazes me this is called entertainment, It`s just some stupid cock who wants to pretend on Jersey Shore, It sickens me that shows like this exist when important amazing shows get cancelled. The people on this show are so fucking idiotic, Chloe is the only decent human who I`d allow to exist and reproduce, while I`d happily punt every other dumbass cunt and stop them having stupid inbred children.

[seffa11]

how is that a conversation?

[LaurenBabey100]

Why is he not in my bed :| ?!

He's fuckin haaaawt!

I'm an Essex gal &proud. Fuck you haters.

[iWantSomeOnigiri]

@LaurenBabey100 lol.

[InfamousM3dia]

@LaurenBabey100 I bet your 25 kids in your council house are proud to be from Essex too. I'm a hater and I wouldn't let you fuck me for all the money in the world either love, AIDS isn't my thing.

[LaurenBabey100]

@InfamousM3dia LOL 25 kids in a council house? wow you have a vivid imagination :') im 17, never been pregnant in my life, you chat out your arse, bless ya.

I wouldnt fuck you if you was the last man on this earth :')

your dicription of essex- "25 kids in a council house" sounds more like london sweetheart.

some ones not very smart now are they.

[InfamousM3dia]

@LaurenBabey100 "some ones not very smart now are they." I think you've answered your own question there!

[StinkyFinch]

@LaurenBabey100 Your name has 'Babey' in it... you couldn't dish IQ insults out to a plant

[MrKetfo]

he blow drys his hair after he blow jobs the other male members of this fucking waste of television viewing time. What a fucking prick. That applies to the rest of these fuckwits as well. It should be called the only way is down from here.

[Georginadesu]

hes so sexyy!

[TheFreakStep]

OMG, people from essex are so fucking stupid.

[TehSqueakySniper]

STOP MAKING NEW FUCKING WORDS FOR STUFF. BEAST. DIRTY. SICK. NASTY AND NOW FUCKING REEM?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT LOOKS GOOD?!

[DDMAC351]

he could have brushed his hair with chloes teeth

[monkspizzle]

@DDMAC351 loooooooooooool

[MitchKentEmergency]

did anyone else notice the fish at the very start of the video?

[bananakazana]

cunt.

[chloeXxXish]

Loool, love joey<3

[RiordanLadyGaga]

Lol!

[187bwscpt]

Joey essex at his best got to love him haha !

[Meduzi]

"I'm so confused". ROLF!!!

[imusthaveasay]

he couldnt be any more of a fairy if he strapped pink wings to his back and danced about singing ymca!

[KiteSwift]

"This is not a blow dryer, this is a hair dryer"

[chocolatenomnom12]

AH, IM MEETING THIS GUY!

[jonmufc07]

@chocolatenomnom12 ...why?

[chocolatenomnom12]

@jonmufc07 Im going to my friend's v.i.p party so there's a special guest and he's one of them.

[chocolategleek123]

why dont they film it abit lower on joey's body? why?

[bananakazana]

@chocolategleek123 because we're not all dumb fucks you silly bitch.

[TheFearlessGFX]

And now Reem is the new word for every 12-16 year old girl in Britain...

[jonthecont]

stupid dumb cunt

[georgia18xx]

yeah, but i dont, this is not a blow dryer, this is a hair dryer.

[MrGamerBazer]

@georgia18xx nice comment their...LOL

[lucylu1998xx]

Joey's Soooooo REEM!!!!!! ;D

[chantellemi]

REEEEEEEM!

[MegaAcegirl]

sexy 

[MattyMattyTooGood]

People like this are the reason the man race is dying..Men are meant to be rough and masculine my little sis is tougher than him