The First Great Schism of Batholicism

[jimbob1969]

pish

[calmreason]

This is great! TheStigmaDramaQueen makes it funnier still! (see below)

[astrophonix]

The United Nations has declared 2011 to be the official Year of the Bat. Coincidence? Or are they preparing us for the miraculous physical ascent into heaven as prophecied in the Great Flapture?

[OCaoimhghin]

Marvelous!

[Coquipirate]

sure there is no contention on how to administer the holy batism, right?

[violentlygraceful]

@Coquipirate On that matter, there is no dispute.

[emikochan13]

hahaha, it looks like His Noodliness has a competitor :3

[HappyAtheist76]

I have no words... LOL! XD

[belfastfreethinker]

Your cat's cool. What's he called?

[violentlygraceful]

@belfastfreethinker Mr. Molly

[TheSkeptitcherRebbe]

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[Friendough]

Which is more heretical, batmen, or menbats? Also, should I change my diet to one consisting solely of fruit?

[violentlygraceful]

@Friendough Surely menbats are more heretical, due to originally being men, and not bats.

Exsanguinists will say no, with Roughaginians will say yes. Who is correct may never be known, unless His All Flappiness reveals it personally.

[8WholeThing]

@violentlygraceful "Surely menbats are more heretical, due to originally being men, and not bats."

Lycanthropy is a disease, not a sin.

[TheStigmadeign]

Ok I have had it with this stupid joke. Listen carefully. JESUS DID NOT WANT US TO DRINK HIS BLOOD AND EAT HIS FLESH LITERALLY! That is a representation. e.e You people need help. This form of thinking isn't normal. No wonder you're in the 16%. e.e You can't comprehend God. You have a psychosis. Get help.

[zarkoff45]

@TheStigmadeign "JESUS DID NOT WANT US TO DRINK HIS BLOOD AND EAT HIS FLESH LITERALLY!"

Tell that to pope Dracula and see what you get. Have you not heard of the transubstantiation of the Bucharist?

[rellik31486]

@TheStigmadeign HAHAHAHA you believe a man died and rose from the dead and WE have a psychosis?? HAHAHAHA stfu you delusional little bitch.

[TheStigmadeign]

@rellik31486 I believe he had the knowledge to achieve this. You need therapy.

[NicotineAndSilence]

@TheStigmadeign Stigma, this video has nothing to do with Christianity. Note the wording. Things like "his flappiness" do not appear in the bible. Things like the title "Batholicism" do not appear in the bible. This is a video concerning the religion I allegedly started. There's a video about it on my channel if you want to try and understand why this was amusing.

[violentlygraceful]

@SeasideAntitheist Please watch Zelda's video - it is extremely important:

/watch?v=B9YnezG3YHU

[DaithiDublin]

I used to be a Catholic and my local priest used to tell me in the confessional that playing with myself was wrong and a sin. He told me it would make me blind. I've converted to Batholicism and now I can't stop trying to go blind. His Flappiness' radar of love is the only light I need to guide me now...

[violentlygraceful]

@SeasideAntitheist Emulating His All Flappiness, of course!

[TheLaughingOut]

If I wasn't such a devout Pastafarian I'd join Batholicism in two flicks of a bat's wing. LOL who am I kidding? When's the next baptism?

[TheLaughingOut]

@TheLaughingOut or is that "battism"?

[violentlygraceful]

@TheLaughingOut All Winged Creatures Day is November 1.

[EvoGenVideos]

Roflmao. Echolocation be upon you.

[violentlygraceful]

@EvoGenVideos May the still, small squeak of His All Flappiness always be with you!

[wimsweden]

May you be as blind as the bat, brother.

[Dar0A0Nakk]

Is it not also written that he that Flaps On High shall bring a sign that the Flap is good

[violentlygraceful]

@Dar0A0Nakk You remember well, my son!

[PeterThenn]

This is going to cause a big flap.

[BrianJ1962]

Epic...

"And may He Flap with you"

[violentlygraceful]

@BrianJ1962 And also with you...