Joseph Touches A Grapefruit

[Trudermark]

It's so weird to see Marblehornets so serious and then seeing your videos.

[PortalJumper98]

Touch the damn fruit ALEX! Before slendy eats it and takes your 20$. Lol

[GossamerAtara]

He doesn't actually touch the grapefruit in this video. He tries to touch it, he cuts it in half, and eats it, but he only touches it when he puts it in his mouth.

[xxkrd15xx]

why is he wearing girls running shorts?

[ZombieGameAreMe]

1:07 - 1:20 i was sooo fucking scared lol

[deadunicorns17]

GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULL SHIT

[IlStefan]

@deadunicorns17 YOU'RE BULL SHIT!

[bluetasteslikesteak]

joseph has never been more attractive then when he is making that face

[SerimanTheWolf]

Idkdusys

[horseygirly2]

1:05 = DONOTWANT-FACE

[ZalaDa3rd]

GRAPE

FRUITS

AREBU

LLSHIT.

[milkandcompany]

The buzzing... Tim's face... Holy shit it's fruittheark

[capboy55]

lolwut

[AdriTheTroll]

These are the people who made one of my favorite creepypasta video series ever.

How does this work.

[slendercommunist]

I'm likin the short shorts;)

[TheRealGodzillaboy5]

I've got a seeeecreeeeeeeeet!

[ArsenioGut]

I was waiting for an orange to say, "knife!"

[17Konica]

"GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT!"

"YOU'RE BULLSHIT! >:U"

[CutexEmo]

Oh dear sweet Jesus XD Sooo many things going through my mind...

Joseph, why are your shorts so short??? Just, why?

And that grapefruit...will forever haunt my dreams. But I had a ten minute laugh from this.

Thank you so much guys! XD I LOVE Y'ALL!!!

[GotBeefFan]

I want to flag this video as inappropriate because his legs are pretty much too phyne for me to handle.

[FrozenAvalanche]

The things I watch when I'm bored.

[EvilKiteeProductions]

Greatest line in shortfilm history: "GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT!!!"

[Yazunmanto77]

i will never see marble hornets the same way again

[kiraheart4000]

best annoying grapefruit EVER

[slenderman101]

o ok then

[slenderman101]

i dont understand... sooo the grapefruit has a secret... soooo y is joseph eating it

[Saigio]

@slenderman101 Because grapefruits are bullshit.

[XTwisternickX]

"YOURE BULLSHIT"

[DMXP100]

I always hated grapefruit.

[Kraele]

The stress from being stalked by Slenderman has caused Alex to hallucinate about grapefruits.

[00639productions]

Marble Hornets? What's that?

[Saigio]

@00639productions Some of the best horror of our time

[XxusagibunnyxX]

Well, I will never be able to take Marble Hornets seriously again...

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

That's weird, I didn't know I did drugs.

[TheSilverpyro]

I'm obsessed with that grapefruit's growling noise

[ghostluver711]

thats BULLSHIT! YOU'RE BULLSHIT!

[xXCH405Xx]

These are the same people who have cause Slender Man to rape my dreams.

I approve.

[WilipichinXP]

Tim Burton Wrote it? That explains much of it

[Goatmon]

Donald Duck, how did you get inside a grapefruit?

[Sesshoumaru191]

Grapefruit...tell us...you have been keeping....secrets

[johnnylong765]

6 people are bullshit

[kuledrumergie87]

Hey! Hey Grapefruit!

WHAT?

Knife!



[MarsMorand]

Grapefruits. These mystical organic products must hold the answers to Slender-Man...

[KingNuclearo]

Joseph in short shorts. I like it.

[kiraheart4000]

cool story bro

[BringMeTheNERDTURTLE]

ALEX!

Where have you been?!

Do you know how many people have been trying to find you?!

Do you know how many people youve hurt?!

And yet, you make a video about a GRAPEFRUIT?! The guy offscreen is right

YOUR BULLSHIT!

x)

[xCrazyBacon64x]

@BringMeTheNERDTURTLE The guy off screen, Troy, plays Jay in MarbleHornets. And Troy made this video, but don't worry, they are still working on the third, and a regret to say, final season of MH.

[JesseMercArt]

Fucking Jesus, this is scarier than Marble Hornets.

[dreamingatdaytime]

A quick reminder that these are the same men who scare us shitless with in five minutes or less when they update.

[XVurrux]

SlenderFruit

[SpinHammerFire]

Annoying orange, meet masky the grapefruit.

[emmaknopa]

ROFL

[Saigio]

I've got a seeecreeeeeet!

[GargleHornets]

GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

[kuledrumergie87]

@GargleHornets YOU'RE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

[Diddleflip329]

orange you glad thats a grapefruit and not a orange XD

[leandrofabiogaming]

Grapefruits are bullshit

YOU'RE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! lol

[awsomegyrl1]

i can no longer take marble hornet serius

[HauntsinHotels]

I appreciate that his question is "Why is there a grapefruit here" and not "Why is this grapefruit making duck noises?"

[hellbreaker6666]

You would think that when he cut open the grapefruit, blood would come out of it.

[The000URBANSHADOW]

THAT GRAPEFRUIT IS A SLENDERMAN D:

[TheGamerApe]

Grapefruits are bullshit = fact

[carikittygeek]

What... what did I just see?

[lizzylou32]

lol

[lukesmall1]

I am

so

CONFUSED

[FinalStarmanDX]

Tim is a grapefruit, this is now canon.

[storageheater]

The beauty is that this mirrors exactly - give or take - my experiences with grapefruit

[Beethovenvirus]

why am I watching these

[EchidonaMicHog]

I swear I see a puppet of Mario in a chef hat on the shelf at 0:55

[XJupiterWingsX]

the stuff of nightmares

[BasketCaseSaint]

Hey. Hey Shortshorts.

[SPLATdangerTHEspazz]

When I grow up, my legs want to look like Joseph's.

[lytrigian]

This is as close to Rule 34 as I ever want to get with this pairing, thanks.

[RootbrianRocksAgain]

:D

[TheSuicidalChipmunks]

Put some pants on, Joseph, I can see YOUR grapefruits.

[xJeffTheKillerx]

his legs are so fucking manly

[bumofthebeaches]

Slenderman bows down to the grapefruit.



[leaxues]

happy one year anniversary of joseph writes a paper?

[tinagetchel]

It's a proxy grapefruit, Alex!

[MadameDorkily]

I have no idea why I have made it a ritual to watch this one every day. It just makes my day 99% better.

[roonap]

Shouldve used the ironing board.

[ElvenRaptor]

Surreal...

[Schizophrenia222]

dude. Youtube Video of Week- No. The Year.

[ThePresenceDubstep18]

00:53... Greatest moment of my life

[CJisTheGreatest]

So what was the secret?

[iiCitrusNinja]

THOSE SHORTSHORTS.

[thexsocialxmop]

...What- I don't even-...

[malakai713]

GET OUT OF MY ROOM

[malakai713]

A llama as The Llama

[Roastism]

GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT

[sonichero54]

R.I.P head phone users

[doom3134]

Slender fruit.

[TheGhostFilmer]

@doom3134 Give that up, this aint Marble hornets

[doom3134]

@TheGhostFilmer What if it's both?

[TheGhostFilmer]

@doom3134 Well its not so, give it a rest.

[doom3134]

@TheGhostFilmer Maybe it is......

[TheGhostFilmer]

@doom3134 Do you see a glimse of any slender man materiel in this whole project... I genuinally mean that, be honest, is there?

[doom3134]

@TheGhostFilmer The slender fruit is there.

[TheGhostFilmer]

@doom3134 Define Slender, Then describe the grapefruit, and type back.

[doom3134]

@TheGhostFilmer The slender man possessed the grape fruit! Making it the slender fruit.

[TheFeralHuntard]

That must be an intense jog bro.

[malakai713]

They made the cover of Cheekbone for this last week

[superskeetospro]

One more thing:

What the fuck is a dinet?

[humptyskillet62]

@superskeetospro I believe it is a small dining room

[sebethea89]

"A Grapefruit as Tim Sutton". Well that explains some things.

[TheStrangeN]

You know who else touched that grapefruit?

Slendy.

[ObsidianSnowNG]

I want a shirt that says "Grapefruits are bullshit!" now...

[deadman2312]

alex and slender man turned tim into a grapefruit and that is entry 53

[Jfireprime]

"Grapefruits are bullshit!"

"You're bullshit!"

[EdenTheStoic]

my mom just ate a grapefruit and I was tempted to shout: GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT. But I don't think she would understand.

[whatthefalk652]

Omg I laughed so hard the whole time, hilarious

[CreatoroftheChibis]

...That grapefruit had Tim's face.

...My life.

[Dirf119]

Grapefruits are bullshit

YOU'RE BULLSHIT

[TheCuntasaur]

what.

[StaticZSR]

Do more fanfiction!

[arcadexdragon]

oh god those shorts are so small why

[slavesacrifice666]

I Used to think grapefruits were bullshit.....then i took an arrow to the knee.

[EddTehCrazy]

@slavesacrifice666 hahaha TES5

[RoundhousePunch]

Troy Rides A Horse. I think there's room for some comedy there.

[Rainfaceify]

yeah, eat that grapefruit 

[DrKirkDemenz]

Idea for the next video, Joseph Goes Jogging.

[firedjinn]

Alex at 1:06 XD

[MrFood11]

Our generation has the best surrealists.

[ActionRaccoon]

This was totheark's grape fruit.

[MadameDorkily]

That grapefruit does such a fantastic impression of Tim. Just absolutely fan-tastic.

[centeromega]

MOAR

[StaticZSR]

"A grapefruit  As

Tim Sutton"

So the grapefruit was the actor?

[nickcunningham22490]

My god. Oscar worthy performance by Tim Sutton. Bravo sir, bravo.

[roflelrolf]

I wonder if all the poeple on your block can hear you doing these things or see you shoving your buddy in the trunk while laughing, and if they wonder what the hell youve been doing.

[AaronSkone]

A Grapefruit

As

"Tim Sutton"

[olliejamestaylor]

XD

[Harusama]

I love how there's always closeups of Joseph all sweaty while making awkward faces.

[DrKirkDemenz]

God I hope they keep us entertained with more of these until season 3.

[CupKakeButt15]

LOL Tim grapefruit

[GameFuelTV]

Grapefruits are bullshit

[webelive123456789]

I absolutely love his shorts :) lol

[webelive123456789]

Wow lol :) get rid of those shorts

[blondenarwhal]

i have watched this every day since its posting

[killsalot78]

A grapefruit as Tim sutton. I KNEW IT!

[tinagetchel]

Grapefruits were bullshit, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[crossblades08]

I don't think there;s been a day so far that I haven't watched this since it came out.

Pure gold. It makes the week better.

[JediAnnSolo]

TROY. JOSEPH. TIM.

Y U NO YOUTUBE PARTNERS YET?

[NitroThunderForce]

Mmm, bask in that shorty goodness.

[number1canuck]

This is clearly an allegory for Slenderman. The grapefruit haunts Joseph. Troy denies it's existence, calling it "bullshit." This could mean one of two things: a) Troy does not believe in grapefruits and finds Joseph's paranoia annoying. b) Troy too is haunted by grapefruits and is in denial.

[GOPLAID]

I saw no grapefruit. Just an oversized, miscolored orange and Joseph's dignity flying out the window in those short-shorts. :|

[Liyht]

Troy survived being strangled to death and doesn't believe in grapefruits anymore? ::confused::

[Xauric521]

And that's how Masky got the idea for his mask.

[fridaynightjones]

This is so brilliant. 

[GameFuelTV]

This video made my day XD 

[SnazzellFilms]

I will never think of Grapefruits the same way again...

[AlixeTiir]

@SnazzellFilms Hello from the creepywiki, Snazzell. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[emvisual]

you guys are so weird! stay that way =)

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

I think Joseph was still jogging when he tried to walk in.

[tobi3607]

My mind can not unsee grapefruitTim... O.o

"GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT!"

"YOU'RE BULLSHIT!"

Favorite lines ever....

[loserraver]

Oh man. i can't get those thighs out of my mind.... Does Slender Man have such buttery smooth man thighs?

[TrippyZanbato]

No where in this video does Joseph actually touch a grapefruit.

That is the secret. 

[Lzcurran04]

@TrippyZanbato No, he touches it with his mouth when he's attempting to eat it

[WhenLifeGiveYouLimes]

Man, that was so weird. XD

You guys are awesome.

[DuskMarksmen]

GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT

[sangheili1024]

@DuskMarksmen YOU'RE BULLSHIT!

[tinagetchel]

The greatest horror directors made the funniest thing while also making me spit out soda.

[Armydude1233]

Marble Hornets in a nutshell

[ninja8111]

Unff. Those shorts....those legs....

[Jordanationalismtion]

@ninja8111 Dat azz?

[PrincessKittyChan]

XD whaaaaaaaaaaat? So surreal.

Except Joseph's reaction when running into the house after a jog. I do that every time.

[mylightside]

what the fack

[NickTheIceFox]

A lot of crazy shit happens in your house

[fireflyslocket]

You guys are crazy! :P And everyone loves it.

[EchidonaMicHog]

"Grapefruits are bullshit" Is now my favorite quote from anything ever.

[babypupps]

A talking fruit is normal. What's not normal is it having a secret.... Gonna wander off to laugh more now.

[reddpyramid]

I have one thing to say to this:

wat

[TheAntiCosmic]

I've got a seeeeeeeeeeecrettttttt :)

[Loiathal]

So many reaction images, so little time.

[Krapenhoeffer]

This is a highly educational video about the dangers of grapefruits.