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  • Classic

  • now if only he could tell that to his own team...

  • This is so fuckin funny!!!!

  • "THATS MORE VACATION THAN YOU GUYS GET!!!!" funniest part of the entire thing I think...

  • he could go coach for idaho state aka DIVISION 1AA FOOTBALL! INTER MURALS BROTHER

  • go coach intramurals, hawkins

  • Someone needs to tell Harrsion Barnes and Roy Williams this

  • IT'TH DIVITHIN WUN FUTBWOL!!! IT'TH THE BIG TWILLVE!!! IT AIN' INTERMURALTH!!!

  • Now he'll have to make this rant at a different school...

  • Which further proves to me that college footbal has nothing to do with college.

  • Sound like he said "you got two weeks after VINYLS" lmao

  • Our country IS getting way to soft... :/

  • Thats Hicksville talk right there!!!! lmao

  • It's Division 1 football, its the Pac-12...go coach intramurals, brother, go coach intramurals

  • at the end, Thanks Coach!

  • the only reason he was a respected coach is because of chris peterson which was the offensive cordinator at boise at the the time. he never deserved to coach in the big 10

  • ITS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL lolzlozlzozlzozlzozlzololozlzo­zlzozlzozlzozlz

  • You're calling him a douche? Are you serious? It is Division 1 football. Every week you can get with the team matters. EVERY one. And if they switch up some weeks to get better playbook retention, more conditioning, and get the players more team acquainted by the start of the season, the parents should be happy that the coach cares.

  • Aw, I thought this was the guitarist dan hawkins at first :(

  • heyaanyone wanna cam and swap pics then let meh know

  • The man speaks the truth though, dont bitch about having to work harder if you're getting some discount school out of it. I play D-3 football and even though its not close to the same thing I still get excited for every football thing I can do even if it is weights.

  • Huskers 4 Hawkins!

  • Go play intramurals, brother!! Should we rip off our t shirts, too? Like Hulk Hogan?

  • fire that piece of shit blowhard....he succes at BOISE was all based on a fucking lie....CHRIS PETERSEN....was the real brains behind the operation....not this sack of shit....look at his record at colorado....guess what BROTHER....your gonnna be coaching intermurals....

  • ahaahha .....what a fucking douche....we are finding out each an every year up here in BOISE who the real mastermind was behind BOSIE'S success CHRIS PETERSEN....not this fucking BLOWHARD....why dont you go coach intermurals....BROTHER....cuz you suck dick at colorado....

  • Yeah he sucked at CU, but here's hoping Dan Hawkins lands some good CFB related gig really fast. Announcer, head of the NCAA head, head coaching spot elsewhere, whatever...

    If only for this, the greatest sports rant ever, he deserves to be back in the game soon.

  • It appears that this will indeed be Hawkins' finest moment at CU...

  • colorado just sucks! it sucked before hawk got there and it will suck after hawk gets fired. as for the rant it was frikin sweet maybe thats why colorado suck cause they would rather be playin intramurals.

  • word

  • I'm a CU alum and dan hawkins is a douche. He wasn't wrong in this instance but he is a bum as a coach. I miss Barnett and even Neuheisel. At least our teams were relevant back then.

  • You are intramurals, hawkins. You're ruining CU's program!!!

  • fire this joke......................

  • What a big baby! Grow up man...this isn't junior high football. Don't have Mommy/Daddy send an letter in if you can't be man enough to sign it! LOSER!!!!

  • A big baby? you mean a fat wet pussy!!! who does that kind of girly shit?? if your blessed to play D1 ball you dont bitch about the work load!!!!!!!!!!

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Maybe the Buffs do suck, and maybe Dan Hawkins sounds like a damn moron here, but he's right. I just think it's funny listening to him freak out.

  • Colorado sucks

  • The Colorado football team couldn't win 10 games playing intramurals

  • dan hawkins is about to have way more than 3 or 4 weeks off a year

  • Looks like the Buffs are only good enough to go play intramurals, brother.

  • When he starts his ranting voice he sounds like Curtis Armstrong

  • That was awesome. A coked-up, Bohdi-from-Point-Break wannabe coach losing it because he just realized that he left the new darling program of college football for a program that is getting tossed around in a rugged conference. All that AND he has to listen to CU fans trash him for playing his kid at qb.

  • Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?

  • "Know who this is??

    Johnny Utah, the Ohio State Buckeyes all-conference!"

    Nice Point Break reference ;-)

  • Nice... come back brother!

  • LMAO...This sounds like every coach in D1...And Salley is 100% right....THIS COUNTRY HAD BECOME WAY TOO SOFT...

  • I have to agree with Salley, damn country is getting soft. Freaking Liberal PC police all over the place. Give me a break. D-1 football is a billion dollar industry. You want your kid to be on TV, you best believe they got to work thier ass off. This isn't the welfare line, you have to earn this

  • D1 sux...

    "way too soft" from a bunch of warm turds on an ugly couch.

  • Rob Dibble is a douche

  • I like this argument---no cursing, just ripping the softies on the team.

    And supposedly Dan Hawkins thought he was moving up.

  • Go play intramurals brother.

  • That's probably more vacation than YOU guys get!!!!!!

  • IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII! Hahahahahaha

  • i like how he started off calm and cool and then, he just blew up

  • i wish we could hear these arguments more often

  • ITS DIVISON 1 FOOTBALL!!

  • what division is it?

    what conference is it?

    is it intramurals?

    how much vacation do we get?

    should i go play intramurals?.....brother?

  • haha rome had a field day with that

  • i'd go play for em..

  • Sounded like Howard Dean.... Wooooo!

  • Go play intermurals brother...

  • haha, so fired up that he forgot it's INTRAmurals!

  • Forgive my ignorance but what are intramurals?

  • Athletic competition within a university's student body

  • Buuuuuuuuufffffffs!!!!! suck

  • It's division one football!!!

  • Buffs are pussies

  • Buuuuuuuuufffffffs!!!!!

  • YES THAT IS AMAZING

  • Well, Up until the last couple or years i was a Big fan of Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington, Robert D Niro, and Johnny Depp......They Have been surpassed with a couple of Performances from Jim Mora, Mike Gundy, Les Miles, Dennis Green, and the Greatest of All Time...Dan "Thunder" Hawkins...Coaches are the best part of Sports, I'd also like to give a shout out to Ozzie Guillen

  • Pfft. Please.

  • i was naked while I watched this video! Z

  • "go play intermurals brother" aahahah fuckin hilarious

  • o i love this soooooooo much

  • So what division are we talking about again? DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!! What conference? THE BIG 12!!!

  • i wanted to see his face when he said this...i bet it was hilarious lol

  • LOL why did he explode

  • Going 2-8 at your new school while your old school makes history can drive any coach to the Jim Beam.

  • At a school that supposedly has better athletes than at the job you left behind in what should have been an upgrade.

  • The best part, as Chris Rose says, he starts so quiet..... THEN GOES NUTS!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

  • HAWK LOVE!

  • dude i love dan hawkins and that was just funny

  • dan hawkins is a good dude i used to know him and his family and hes a good coach

  • IT DIVISON 1A FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

  • dan hawkins is the man!

  • I'll take him at OU any day, I like a coach who shows signs of life every now and then, not a zombie who walks the sidelines like a lost soul the way Bob Stoops does. Come coach for us Dan, we'll win some national championships.

  • he'll win one before he's done at CU

  • What kind of rock are you smoking? You obviously don't watch college football. Stoops is one of the most animated, uptight coaches in the game. The guy has almost scrapped on the sideline during games with players who weren't bringing it. The guy threw a punch at an assistant for suggesting they practice in helmets and shoulder pads. Stoops isn't the highest paid college coach for nothing.

  • If OU would actually win a bowl game then he would get paid more. Try winning a Fiesta Bowl against a BCS team or not lose to a non BCS one. haha. Your too funny.

  • Isn't Nick Saban the highest paid coach?

  • At 4 mill a year yes

  • Not quite Jim Mora, but absolutely fantastic regardless.

  • dan hawkins is a good coach. he turned boise state around and he's turning cu around.

  • "go play intermurals brother"

  • legend

  • I LOVE DAN HAWKINS!

  • simply a TIMELESS classic RANT,that will still be played 50 years from NOW...!!!!

  • It's Division I FOOTBALL!!! It's the BIG TWELVE!!

  • Obviously people that don't agree with Dan Hawkins have never played or coached at Division 1 or Higher athletics. It's so clear, that THIS AIN'T INTRAMURALS BROTHER! College footbal is kind of a big deal in dealing with sports revenue for schools and helps fund all your uneventful girls sports and other things like mens track, tennis, and lacrosse. Support DAN HAWKINS HOP!

  • Dan Hawkins is a douche. This press conference reeked of desperation.

  • Dan you guys arent good enough for D-1

    GIVE IT UP

  • 65-51 bitch

  • we had Callahan still. Have fun at our house this year.

  • Darrell Scott will eat you guys alive.

  • Yeah 51 is a little high, it'll be more like the 62-36 game.

  • i was there. oh my god...

  • GO PLAY INTERMURALS BROTHER!

  • Colorado plays division one football? LOL. just kidding.

  • Its division 1 football

  • What division football is it??

  • cool vid

  • Freakin' A--so freakin' funny. Loved it.  I may know the family he is talking about too--scary. I love it.

  • true true

  • lol

  • ITS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!

    hilarious, but true. if you want to play d-1 college football, you know damn well what youre getting in to.

  • Fucking jocks.

  • What sport are we talking about? What conference are we playing in? What isn't it? How much time off do we get? What sport should I play?

  • that more than you guys get lol

  • INTERMURALS BROTHAAA!!!

    ahaha lmao

  • kick ass!!

  • Iowa State also won 3 games this year.

  • darrell scott signed with CU, too bad longhorn fans.

  • he sounded hulk hogan. go play intermurals brother

  • go play intrumurals brother

  • Hahaha

  • its intramurals

  • Darrell Scott coming to Texas? I think he chose Colorado, good choice Darrell, you're the man.

  • this rant is true..dan is the man...

  • Dan is a punk. He definitely needs to have his regular coffee secretly replaced with Folgers decaf crystals. This was the eruption of all the frustration at having left Boise State a year before they became the Cinderella of CF. Good move coach.

  • you tell em

  • Go play intermurals brother. GO PLAY INTERMURALS

  • No Chance D.Scott is going to Texas. He actually wants to have a reliable degree to fall back on should he get seriously hurt. If he goes to Texas and gets hurt and gets his degree from UT, he will have to join the janitorial staff here at C.U., or graduate Cum Laude from Nebraska

  • Great rant, and everything he said was correct, too.

  • Dawn Hawkins is a P I M P.

  • darrell scott is coming to texas

  • DAN HAWKINS IS THE MAN

  • great rant even w/o visual!!!!!!

  • Dan Hawkins is my hero.

  • IT'S DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL!!! IT'S THE BIG 12!!!

    Coach blow ups are the sweetest things on Earth.

  • Well folks! The Buffs finished 6-7 and went to a bowl in 2007. And, there are definitely signs that Hawkins is going to do great things. I think the Buffs might very well win 8 or more games in 2008. Why? Because it will be his third season. Not only will his system be even more in place, but it will be the first season where a handful of the great players that he recruited for his system will be starters and regular players. Who agrees?

  • man ... thats a coach!

    GEAUX TIGERS !

  • GO PLAY INTRAMURLAS BRODER!!!

  • I will be there in Shreveport...BROTHER

  • This really makes me like Dan Hawkins. It's an honor for my Tide to go up against his Buffaloes on Jan. 30th. Roll Tide!

  • I love it! Roll Tide!

  • Dan Hawkins Rules!!!!!

    Go Buffs BABY!!!!

  • one of the best...and true its.. BIG 12 FOOTBALL...!

  • He is doing a great job of recuiting this year. This team going to start playing like they did in the 90's

  • I've talked to this guy in the weight room on several occassions and I've never seen him so animated.... but then again I'm a CU sprinter not CU footballer so I guess I only see his nice sides .... IT"S DIVISION 1!!! ITS THE BIG XII!!! LOL

  • Guarantee that you can get a HC job in the lil 12 if you Implode. No questions. There's a long list of coaches who've done it. It's a necessity.

  • Love him!

  • what is going on with the coaches in the big 12 ? 1st hawkins now leach and gundy wtf? AWESOME!!!

  • This has gotta be one of the BEST RANTS EVER! Absolutely Classic!

  • We gave them a week off at the beginning of the semester instead of at the end. but here's my point... Great how he starts off with a reasonable response to the letter to just going bananas

  • yea, that's how you set em up.

  • This has to be one of the greatest rants I've ever heard. Classic!

  • IT AIN'T INTRAMURALS

  • instant classic. i love this every time i hear it.

  • What division is it? What conference?? Is it intermurals? Should I play intermurals??

  • lol

  • hi clones

  • lol

  • I forgot about the Coors commercials. Dick Vermeil, Jim Mora, and Dan Hawkins... hehe

    Go drink Zima, brother... go drink Zima

  • I guess there is no TV footage of this huh, this would make a good Coors Light Comerical.

  • This needs to be the new slogan for the big 12. IT'S THE BIG 12!! IT AINT INTRAMRALS!!!

  • i this the coach has the program in the right direction

  • IT'S DIVISION I FOOTBALL! NOT INTRAMURALS!

    Love it. Was used so much this week when CU beat OU. Hawkins is turning this program back around.

  • pottyfrog - Do you enjoy Daniel Hawkins?

  • FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!

  • I'm a Rammie but Dan Hawkins is F'n SWEET! I love that clip!

  • they beat the #3 ranked team today... and it wasnt intramurals... haha

  • O hell yes we did. One of the best games I have ever seen. Ill remember it forever

  • well he had a hell of a point.

  • THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • Classic!!!

  • go play intrumurals brother