The Happening - Funny Scene - What... No!!!

[Therealjimjam]

Person who hasn't seen The Happening: Hey was The Happening a good movie?

Person who has seen The Happening: What...? noooo. xD

[BassHeadsProduction]

you eying my fucking lemon drink?

[JeonardShadby505]

When Mark Wahlberg says he would have prevented 9/11 if he were on the plane, his scenario goes a lot like this:

TERRORIST 1: Okay! Are you American bastards ready to die?

MARK: No, sir, we're not!

TERRORIST 2: Well, too bad! We'll be flying this plane into the World Trade Center!

MARK: What? No!

TERRORIST 1: Hey, man, he's got a point.

TERRORIST 2: Yeah, I never thought about that. Better turn this back.

MARK: All right then. Say hi to your mother for me, OK?

[KPUMASexysause]

poor Mark, hes such a tough guy that its hillariously hard for him to play a softy

[Diemtay]

muscle man mark!

[disengagejam]

Mark Wahlberg is not wearing a hat in this scene ... thats why it sucks lol

[MasteroChieftan]

He's so fuckin surprised it's hilarious!!! That's not a What? That's a full on "what the FUCK!?!?"

Perfect.

[dubtenko]

Nathan Drake!

[Jessieanee]

@dubtenko You want THAT to be Nathan Drake?! HELL. NO. If anyone is going to be Nathan Drake its gonna be someone who can actually act. Like Nathan Fillion. :D

[CowboyDev1]

@Jessieanee Agreed.

[GameStation3]

"I am acting!"

[nando89l]

Haha funny

[z06tiKo]

Lmao I love Mark Whalberg but sometimes he looks like he acts a bit too much...

[BailamosAmorMio]

BAHAHAHA I LOVE HIS FACE!

[HenryKrinkle666]

The "best" scene in the film.

[ericwei0128]

Mark Walhberg's sincere apology to Reese Witherspoon in the 1994 movie fear is very funny too. My mom used to say that he's still young at the time but where's his excuse now. Besides, people need to understand that age has nothing to do with talent.

[jcdent798310]

Mark Walhberg, my fave actor. It's funny watching some of his earlier movies like "The Big Hit" and seeing how he's matured to movies like

The Fighter"...

Sorta like Shia LaBeouf going from "Even Stevens" to "Disturbia" or "Transformers"

[harry426]

@jcdent798310 Transformers is not a mature movie.

[Kyuubi424]

When I saw this scene before seeing the movie, I thought this guy actually was trying to murder her.

[watsonray19]

This movie is a comedy I swear lmao how plp jumped off the buildings is funny :-)

[Rambo1295]

40 people were eying her lemon drink....

[nikkolei]

why does he acts retarded in this movie?

[ZomIIXC]

A Darth Vader "NOOOOOO!" would be perfect here, not in ROTJ!

[BB415]

Mark's acting in this movie...GOD AWFUL. lmfao, but I still love him.

[yourmothersfuckinass]

lol i love Mark but he is just so awful in this scene

[Foolhollow]

Best video on youtube.

[DramaticAarony]

This is actually the worst film ever made.

[Deavi783]

@DramaticAarony Highlander 2

[DramaticAarony]

@Deavi783 good call... but they're running away from vegetation and people are killing themselves in highly complex ways because of the plants.

[LightCaster1]

@Deavi783 It's not that bad, it's still awful but I found it enjoyable TBH.

[SequinedBag]

The slower he speaks, the more sarcastic he sounds XD

[KaptenZom]

The happening is komedy for smrt pple

[walkerneo]

@KaptenZom As is your spelling.

[epicalice]

@walkerneo OWWWW BURRNNN.

[thewalkingpotofjam]

awful acting?? kill him, at least he'd be a better actor then!!

lol xD

[frigidkitsune]

That's some shit acting

Unless he is planning on murdering her in her sleep

[TheXtremeAsian]

He's innocent and hot!

[Lyrics101ize]

omfg

[Guigley]

That slo-mo is creepy. Sounds like he's possessed by Indrid Cold.

[sunlun123]

wierrrrrrrrrrrd

[cjdee94]

i dont get how its so funny?

[iloveoreos15]

I'm pretty sure he knows by now that this movie sucked balls.

[vampiresrule389]

LOLOLOLZ. good job hilarious video XD



[Linkinpark951]

Mark Whalberg is so sexy :) and he's an amazing actor :)

[generalcircle]

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch are going to murder that lady in her sleep.

[PatchouliYiu6]

lol that looked kinda sarcastic xD

[SabbraCadabra]

the third "Whaaaaat?" makes him sound like Joe Dirt. I remember seeing this part and laughing my ass off.

[SingstaMay]

hilarious

[T1000HD]

oh yeah i TOTALLY believe him >_>

[pwnageprata]

terrible liar. hes totally gonna murder her in her sleep.

[jaimesthesaint]

"There appears to be an event happening." I lawled at that line when I heard it in the trailer. That is the least descriptive sentence ever.

[mrmolo70]

That's the actor's response to the statement "You played the main character in this movie".

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

HAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD

[Myview246]

lol the slowed down version makes him sound majorly gay!

[LightCaster1]

27 People planned to steal something

[TheLateKnight4785]

omg.... whos that behind her? 0.0 is that the slenderman?!?

[MidnaX92]

GIVE ME A SECOND!

[inifinitely9precious]

What?!?! NO.

LOL. Best line ever.

[mayhoo22]

Marky Mark...... what the fuck...

[abvflux]

It's like they just fucking shot Marky and that chick's scenes separately then poorly edited them together.

[AlyandAJxx]

oh! I didn't realise this was a repeat of like 5 seconds! I thought it was all 1 scene! xppp

[maddash24seven]

Mark Wahlberg looks like he desperately wants to laugh. I can't get enough of this scene.

[poseidonson13]

0:12 needs to be putt on repeat forever

[RETROGEMS]

LOL!!!!!!!

[TracyWadlington]

that old lady was nuts

[Faboba]

There's something to be said for a performance so bad that it forces the audience to take the opposite character interpretation from the one the creators intended. You watch this and think 'well, this guy is so obviously fake that he must be planning on murdering her in her sleep'.

[intwinpeaks3]

the old woman scenes are so funny! even the ones that are supposed to be scary made me lol, like when she's busting her head through the windows!

[Kingdom007Hearts]

his worst delivery as an actor.

[ReturnOfTheJedi1983]

hahaha thats funny

[iSH4YZz]

This bit scared me, she is creepy :(

[RECordKitty]

LOL "Wuttt?? NnOoOO"

[TigerRifle1]

Imagine this kind of delivery with him as Nathan Drake in the Uncharted movie? Please God not this, not after the BP oil spill and the Japan Tsunami we just can't take any more?

[lakostal]

How can Mark be such a bad actor in this movie? Its freaking horrible xd

[daintysweet]

I'm dying @ the "what, no" sounding more convincing when it's sped up.

[kikiqueenful]

i hear you whisperinggggggggggggggg

[kikiqueenful]

HAHAHAHA



[kingsting90]

LOL

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

LOL fuckin hilarious, i just saw it on tv like 2 seconds ago but had to get another dosage! XD

[Samara124]

Omg, the acting is incredibly bad!!! O.O

This cracked me up, thanks! :D

I watched the German dubbed version on tv yesterday and it was better than the original imo (still bad, though) xD

[missBombSunflower]

23 people thought "Ohhh, Yes!"

[OriginalLemming]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[MrQwefty]

23 people didn't plan to murder her in her sleep.

[PissyThePissedOff]

I'm Mark Wahlberg and I hate the elderly.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Ladies and Gentlemen....... Academy Award nominee Marky Mark!!!!!!!!! :D

[TheThelonesomemoo]

0:43

[SentUpInSmoke]

m night shyamalan..just stop hahaha

actually keep going cuz this cracked me up

[OdstrelovacFlea]

0:43 to 0:56 :D:D funnnyyy

[EmEtt93]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

[FckYourMorals]

made my life.

[missBombSunflower]

omg the face he makes when he says "What?" so damn funny

[missBombSunflower]

hahahahahahahaha whattt? noooooo!

[Linkage1992]

Old woman: "Plan on murdering me in my sleep."

Mark Wahlberg: "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."

[HenryKrinkle666]

@Linkage1992 Nice reference.

[jcgamer107]

wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­attttttttttttt????????????????­?????

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Aoifs90]

It's like they're in 2 different movies

[inferno232]

"What? NOOOOO....." *puts down priceless vase, pockets silenced pistol*

[CombineWithMe]

When she goes outside and starts killing herself by bashing her head on the walls of the living was so freaky.

[143rdShadowARCunit]

That comment is dripping with so much sarcasm you could litteraly poor it in a glass and drink it. I wonder what sarcasm taste like....Probably like sweat mixed with hydrogen pyroxide, all blended together in a dinosaurs rectum

[wavepsychic]

I love Marky! LOVE

[MatthewLedZepfan]

haha the slo-mo lets u see how bad the acting is in this scene. you can see that marky mark barely moves his eyebrows which he should be moving to actually show emotion haha.

[luxjason]

@MatthewLedZepfan

yeah, the mark of a good actor is how how much he moves his eyebrows

like this guy youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3­k

[finalfantasy696969]

...AND HES NATHAN DRAKE IN THE UNCHARTED MOVIE!!! FUCK YOU!!

[MrRowney1]

get your hands off ya damm dirty human

[HarryPotterLovee]

Wait...he was serious?

[anjirocool]

COUGHtoshCOUGH

[jadejimenez19]

Noo cmoon me... say hello to your mother for me

[JokersBabe456]

I love the second one!!

"...Nooooooo, m'aaaammm... we'rrreee.... nottttt..."

[filos219]

@JokersBabe456 i prefer the second- "what? NOOOOOOOOO..."

[filos219]

@filos219 and the headshaking along with it is also priceless.



[JokersBabe456]

@filos219 hahahahha yeahhh i like that one too XD

[McReadyOrNot]

So awful it's hilarious. XD

[spairpartsdealer]

WORST ACTOR EVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.

[tool619]

Imagine if this was the actual scene itself in the movie. I cant imagine the expressions on peoples faces in the cinemas lol.

[Gonamez]

worst liar ever LMAO

[lilyatheg]

only saw this movie once... had never seen any scenes from it.. but as soon as this old lady came on, SHE SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME! I thought she was like a monster or something.. the foreboding music didn't help... she makes me uncomfortable...

[DEEECKED]

the first time he slows it down, it sounds like Marky Mark is being sarcastic

[BennyHarassi]

IM CONVINCED.

[noonespecialjustkate]

omfg! i love the fast version of 'no ma'am we're not' hahahaahahaha

[Balliard0178]

he's so totally going to murder her

[samuriguy909]

this is probably my favorite comedy movie

[sodapo461]

Whhhaaat? Nooooooo!

[falonkey1]

Best part is at 2:10 cuz that means u watched it twice

[youXgotXpwnd]

ultrafail

[hanl9889]

Whenever i'm in a bad or depressed mood, i watch this, and it always brings a smile on my face. LOL

[walkerneo]

@hanl9889 Glad to hear it! When I first saw this in the movie I didn't know what to think. It's become an inside joke amongst family now.

[RachaelxDepp]

@walkerneo Now everytime my family wants to sarcastically say no, they all say, "Whaaat? No..."

[Bubbleman5467834]

@walkerneo doesnt that old lady break a window with her head? idk

[ErtiaLedo]

@walkerneo Same here. Three of us said it simultaneously the other day. XD

[suppdanicali]

ahh this made me laugh

haha

[culturevulture123]

Nothing annoys me more than good actors made to look bad by a shitty script in a bad movie. Mark Wahlberg (and Zooey Deschanel) in The Happening is a prime example.

[rockyhard1]

@culturevulture123 I <3 you.

[FrEaKoZOid16739]

Marks acting is just plain terrible in this scene

[lilstunna805]

i think the faster one sounds normal

[Clonetrooperkev]

Oh Hai Maam

[NeverAgain1985]

you think this is the worst line? what about the part towards the end when he says "You see, Im a teacher" and the camera close up does not help things either lol

[ronniepage]

funniest movie ever!!!!!

[Supelock989]

his acting improves more when you speed it up LOL

[fudgemanofdoom]

mark wahlberg is a good actor, i don't understand.

[garak0410]

Worse acted scene in modern film history.

[Spoiltlilprincess]

lol this had me in tears!!

I think that Mark is a great actor, its just when you're given a bad script, or something like this, there's only so much you can salvage it... he is good at what he does, this movie just isn't the best portrayal of his abilities...

thanks for uploading this though, had a laugh haha :)

[thedevo01]

That's great acting.. wait what? nooooo!

[pushinupdaisies85]

lol, worst. acting. evar

[beetlegoose]

this is what should always be done with a movie clip. real time, slow mo, super slow mo, fast mo. i do that shit everytime, you are the man.

[Shahzaa]

i think shaylaman slipped walberg drugs for this movie

[gunslinger1993]

@Shahzaa You're stupid <4

[canadianmangojuice]

hahahah its not epically funny until its in slowmotion! >.<

[kingt34]

Is it wrong that the acting sounded better when it was sped up? rofl idk why it just does :D

[sternmedia]

Is that bad acting? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe Fu*k yourself.

[WarThug13]

@sternmedia no no its maybe fack yaself

[falonkey1]

"Hey babe. You don't think I'm getting fat do you?"

"What>>? No..."

[lilcoffeebandit]

hahah this film is hilarious. and hilariously bad.

[JustThatDamnFunny100]

Wahlberg kicks ass

[darkphoenix2]

Really, this acting isn't that bad to me. The way he says it just came out wrong.

[caitlinmagarity]

ma'am, i'm a teacher!

love concerned wahlberg. so good.

[Eternalsummersong]

Okay......REALLY bad acting.

[FFROCKZ]

Good night :p

crazy bitch.

[cinchino]

UGH I love him. :-)

[Sei1863]

Best Actor of 2008 right there.

[FFROCKZ]

@Sei1863 Lol xD yea he indeed is :p

[Preppygui]

WUUUUUUUUUUUUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[1stClassCptClutch]

Hahaha.I like Markie mark and the early shyalaman, but this is ridiculous.awesome vid.

[0180917]

i thought of making a parody of the happening w/ the prestige.

robert angier telling his assistant to go and work for borden:

ANGIER: i'm sending you to work for him.

ASSISTANT: work for him, are you joking?

MARK WAHLBERG: No, ma'am, we're not!

ASSISTANT: we just got our start, now you want me to leave?

MARK WAHLBERG: what? No!

[IMaximusDMI]

Reminds me of Are You Afraid of the Dark.

[Agonysis]

This is how I imagine Derek Zoolander would have responded in this situation.

[VeryHappyUniverse]

@Agonysis AhAHAhaha! Yeah, probably!

[LeonIsSoHot]

Very convincing!

[CHANGACK]

Man, Mark cannot act, its kinda cute.

[FreedomZealot]

Whalberg has never looked (or sounded) more like Matthew Broderick.

[TheBonelessBanana]

Glad I didn't watch this in the theaters, even though it would be funny to see some ppls expressions at the end of the movie.

[nikkolei]

Imagine mark was a killer then hes trying to kill you and you ask why are you trying to kill me.... What? nooooo..... with a knife on his hands LMFAO

[TheColombianOne]

It's like he's mocking the writters!

[gomulkaa]

@TheColombianOne

That is the funniest thing I have ever read!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

[MrButtcrackJones]

@TheColombianOne

That's almost as horrifying as mocking the WRITERS!

[TheHawkdaddy]

The Happening is comedic gold

[Necromancer1230]

@TheHawkdaddy I second this