Filling in the Spaces

[sunshine40ish]

YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE so why worry about it?

[GoodSmokeWeed]

Ok hears the truth, the global leaders are planning classified

[SupperStu72]

It's amazing that The American Elite are going to get away with starting another World War. No fear everyone this will be the last war. This will be the War to end all Wars. Seriously it will. Why the look. Don't roll your eyes. I promise this will be the one. Then after this war it will be peace ever after. Promise. Now let's go kill them. Hoo ahhh.

[PiercedEar]

Dear God, where are all the hero's gone?

[boolouwhatstrue2]

Could we all be DOOM? answer; CLASSIFIED

[xrdxex]

wow they planning something

[misselissisme]

COAST LISTENERS: this is the video the guys mentioned on 11-19-11

Get the truth about this nightmare watch this video by copying and pasting:

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[UnusualSoundz]

I Learned One New Word Today! Guess What It Was?? Cant Tell You, Its "Classified"

[stevester1983]

So they want a bill passed but they wont tell anyone whats on it ? Im sorry but thats really fuc- sorry classified - up .

[brokenglass12]

It's funny how you can spot all the idiots that think this is real, this is from the 'onion' look it up, nothing here is really real, its just comedy, but im sure these conspiracy nuts will believe anything lol, if you want proof look in your bottom right hand corner, there's the onion symbol for you lol.

[bluebakerpie]

NO CHAIR BEHIND HIM IN WIDE SHOT

GREEN SCREEN

[clntxwhtby]

You're asking the right questions, now we'll see few who will open their minds and challange their beliefs..Be Thankful you're one of the few

[SuperTeamrealtree]

well this government is going in the shitter. thanks obama

[drugdone]

all fuckin stupid

[f1471in3r]

Please educate yourselves. By believing everything you see imediately upon seeing it without question you only make it easier for the powers-that-be to brainwash & control you. Not to mention the fact that by being so blatently ignorant & lazy, you only make it harder for people trying to expose the truth by validating such labels as conspiracy "nut", in turn quashing the possibilty that any movement could take form or arise. It's better that some of you say nothing at all.

[pigpigpriest]

the truth is fear, so get over it

[knutsenglenn]

I love the flesh eating part.

[Daddyo930]

Not fake. You stupid ass, lazy, ignorant fools. There is enough aluminum and barium in the atmosphere along with the radiation from Japan to kill us. The real mystery here is "why are we all not dying yet"? For those of you who believe that this is fake, go back to sleep. For those of you who see the truth in what he is saying, never give up, never surrender.

[lovegun001]

@Daddyo930 Dude, you're not funny. This bit from the Onion is though.

[Daddyo930]

@lovegun001 What is so funny about it? I love comedy and this is the furthest thing from comedy. This man is talking about 80 percent or more of the population being wiped out. What is so funny about that? I found no comedic value in anything this man says. The onion is just a dis-information site. I thought people were smarter than that but everday people like you keep proving me wrong.

[lovegun001]

@Daddyo930 So you're not just playing dumb in some lame attempt to be funny? You really don't understand the concept of satire? That's a shame. I love The Onion.

[Daddyo930]

@lovegun001 Understand this. There is enough aluminum, barium and radiation from Japan in the environment now to kill us. The aluminum and barium have been verified by independent scientist and several universities. The radiation in the environment has been verified by independent scientist in Japan. All you have to do is look it up. Believe what you want. You are not entitled to your own facts though. The end of this reality is coming soon. Not the end of the world, but this reality.

[lovegun001]

@Daddyo930 Ok, now you're a little funny. I like how nothing you said has anything to do with the clip too. That is the funniest part. I don't plan on eating any aluminum or barium chips and the amount of radiation in the atmosphere is about 1/10,000 of the amount WE dropped on them 66 years ago. Notice how there are such limited casualties of radiation poisoning? Catch you later chicken little. I hope YOUR reality undergoes some modification in the direction of sanity.

[Daddyo930]

@lovegun001 Either you are a dis-information agent or blissfully ignorant. There is nothing I can say to change your mind or make you consider that your perception of reality is what is wrong with the world. I will tell you that there is a limited time for you to enjoy what you perceive as reality. 384 days left give or take a day. The end of never-ending war and financial collapse is coming. That is all I have to say. I won't waste anymore of your time disturbing your reality.

[Blackhebrew01]

@Daddyo930 Cast not your pearls to swine, some people will never learn.

[Daddyo930]

@Blackhebrew01 I can never give up on trying to bring people into the light. Sometimes I really wanna quit but I then remember that these people are the product of social engineering and doing exactly what they were programmed to do. Some people cannot resist the programming and need a little help. That is what I'm here for. Yeah, its a shitty job but somebody has to do it.

[gabovski]

@Daddyo930 The onion, it's an actor, for crist sake look it up or go get your brain checked, or at least know who'S in congress

[Daddyo930]

@gabovski Let's see.....you have aluminum, barium being sprayed in the atmosphere by the government's Geo-Engineering project, lethal doses of radiation coming from Japan. North american radiation detectors turned off. Nebraska nuclear power plants underwater and leaking deadly radiation. I would say that what this man is saying makes sense. The plants and animals are dying in mass numbers yet we humans remain. Something is happening. They are trying to wipe us out.

[agentxero]

Sorry gange, you see that symbol on the bottom right? It's an onion... onion news perhaps? Yes. hahahaha I don't know whats funnier the video or the comments.

[Daddyo930]

@agentxero I have been watching C-span for 20 years. I am a veteran. When I saw this, I was shocked. When the nuclear reactors in Japan blew, it all made sense. There is enough aluminum and barium and radiation in the atmosphere to kill us right now. They found radioactive iodine in the milk here in upstate NY and in the food. What's so funny about what he is saying anyway? What kind of joke would this constitute? NOT FAKE, REAL!

[telek101]

this is not fake

and yes, china does have 200 million soldiers and several advanced bio weapons

[princeadeshoga]

@telek101 To know the exact truth about all this you must thoroughly investigate the information in my youtube account. Thank you.

[SoldierCyfix]

this is when the onion was still good.

[eric0u812]

@SoldierCyfix yep befor they sold out

[TheGhost4422]

the pensylvainas 12th distric representative up untill 2010 was JHON MURTHA.not john haller.sorry hes an actor i reseachered it for months.

[EMPIRE0FLIES]

Can you say Psyops?

[Michelsonrobertho]

globalmanager, this is not fake and you are stupid

[ryderc69]

OPM-Our Planet Matters created in summer 08 after going over the facts since 9/11 check out ryders documocumentry on youtube witch shows the connections of elites to ufo's an more ? 1.Alternative powered farming resources tackle climate, energy,poverty and water in one 2 a non-social professional network for public and gov to work together local to global this is how I framed Public options in summer 08 after watching the facts and sending our frame work 08 Our Planet Peace People Matter

[genesis6mythology]

flesh eating nephilim

[futhermucker1]

Listen people..The Onion, like NoSkeptics said is governed by the same people feeding the rest of the sheep bullshit. What is real is the bill and the fact that it was past.Sad to say but the people are realizing that people ARE doing their research and are finding out the truth behind all this shit. Look I was in the Army before 9/11 and served 61/2 years in the Army. I was in Iraq. When those towers fell, so did my heart, I was ready to fuck ANY country up..just like 90% of Americans..LIES!

[marxman00]

This is a glorious fake BUT its really not far from the truth as the continuity of government plans are in fact classified . On the Ventura conspiracy theory series about FEMA, one of the legislators interviewed actually thought "martial law" was MARTIAN LAW FFS.and chose not to read anything into it as it would never happen........ Good job we've the people in charge!!

[kneedragnr1]

Wow, I can't believe how some of you do not take this stuff more serious. Like sheep to the slaughter you are!

[citizenkay]

you can see green light feedback flashes on his face,presumably from the green screen used to superimpose him on C-span.Some fool will robably argue it's his reptilian skin.

The fact that the logo has an onion instead of a C is a big giveaway too

[futhermucker1]

Wake the fuck up people!! WE ARE THE TERRORIST! NOT SOME PEOPLE IN FUCKING CAVES!! Ask queastions and demand answers. See where that gets you." Those who stand for nothing, will fall for anything"- Alexander Hamilton

[stpthreat1]

I vote yes on the skull fucking bill and think you should all do the same!

[globalmanager]

this is fake and stupid

[Michelsonrobertho]

@globalmanager , This is not fake and you are stupid

[itouch1234567]

@Michelsonrobertho "Contains content from the onion." Even in the description it says it is a parody. Come on man!

[jakep2007]

@Michelsonrobertho You are a fucking moron. Go kill yourself you pathetic excuse for a human.

[Baphamatt]

HaHaHa.........jezus !!!!!!W000000

[Deathnotepuppetgod]

ZOMBIES I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikemcnellyf]

"a new bill of rights"

[jpl20000]

Too many classified!



[dix5878]

Replace the 1st classified he said with: 3 Trillion dollars. The 2nd with: Militia Groups. The 3rd with: Alien Threat. The 4th with: Dec. 21 2029. The 5th with: New unknown biological agent. The 6th with: The Public. The 7th with: Food. The 8th with: Deadly Force. The 9th & 10th with: Diseases. The 11th & 12th with: The Public. The 13th with: Citizens. The 14th with: Kill on sight order will be issued. The 15th with: FEMA. I RAN OUTTA SPACE, BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE?

[jaywillie77]

omg...are you kidding me? How many ppl think this was real? It's a parody of our government's penchant for classified information w/ regards to national security issues (like terrorism), which is how the US government and intelligence community has operated FOR DECADES, since the inception of such agencies in the late 1940's and 1950's (like the CIA, NSA and most recently Homeland Security under Bush II).

[miguelfl55]

It's a parody, an excersice of imagination, a reductio ad absurdum. So was 1984. This shit could be real in few years. "A new Bill of rights should be drafted and aproved by CLASSIFIED" 1:38

[SuperBigruss1]

fuck that the world one unit we got remarkable powers too and im not talking about technology our minds we become one nothing can stop us

[fivexfiver]

this is supposed to be F U N N Y, people/ doesn't anyone know what 'the onion' is???

[VLOGABIZ]

when he talks about it being stronger than we and more powerful, thats a wakeup call....more worldly powerful

[sharafudin2]

classified why? and who they classifies from we need to know so we can prepare for it

[slimithy12]

this video should be classified

[mytube92369]

I have this video posted on my channel and there are many squareheads that really believe this is a joke.THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL and it is very suspect to see a video like this on a comedy channel when the video it's not funny at all,WTF, CAN'T U SEE A BIT,they are doing the same thing all over and unfortunately it's working every time and I guess this is definition for SHEOPLE.

[PAIDROW559]

if you think this is fake then your a fuckin idiot

[TheBNProject1]

Wtf? Worldy strengths! Enormas Size! What are these things

[TheWorkingPart]

This should have been on the news but I don't think that it was.

[smitha3708]

dudes...this is from the onion ...fake!!!

[Xavi02301]

@smitha3708 u clearly do not watch news buddy

[iRHAPEzombiies]

@smitha3708

that sucks, my energy was like so high for a zombie invasion. know i HAVE to go to work

[mando18]

@smitha3708 huh

[slapahapadappy]

@smitha3708 If you look at the description, he states that it's a parody. But hey, great observation on your part.

[makemap]

@smitha3708 It'll be funny if this actually turned out to be real.

[1111GENESIS]

You can't even find this video on the onion anymore ( I think).

[scarface8999]

Its the Onion News guys, look at the symbol on the bottom, it isnt C-span. Its all fake, rathe funny too

[wchabotte]

"Due to their enormous size and Other Worldly Strengths!"

[vkrikela]

haha its onion news(bottom right)

[stangkraze82]

instead of classified. maybe cookies would sound great. i like cookies.

[silvybling]

I Hope everyone is alert NASA who never give anything out 4 months ago released Images of 2 Large Ships sitting on Our Atmosphere Both are 5 miles Long there is a third one that has been there for a while that is 11 Miles Long recently, 2 satellites were collided into each other these are manually controlled from the Ground, these things are far more advance than us & 10 times more intelligent & ten times stronger Google it & Google FEMA GRAVES & CAMPS

[DocSmiTherZ]

I tried to share this video with people I know and nobody even wanted to listen to it. That scares me more then the people running our planet.

[gloverage]

and classified because I have to tell you that classified....and that the people are classified by the beliefs of classified so help you classified because of the others involved in classified this video is classified about classified.

[iceman27406]

what they are talking about when they talk about the airforce they maybe called to contain or destroy biological and chemical contaminates by the use of thermal weapons such as napalm or air burst weapons which would include people contaminated in the infected areas which is why it is classified they dont want people to know that they are willing to fry people alive to stop the spread.

[walkingfast6729]

Who knows what in the heck that guy is talking about. I can understand the part about an attack. But by who or what, i am unsure.

[RealPantin]

Sounds like some chemical or nuclear out break with high casualties, I love not living in America :D

[RealPantin]

Classified. Jesus! :P

[rushwarp]

Its about flesh eating bacteria you morons

[ufgrigger]

take a look at project camelot & tell us its bacteria....J-rod aliens, buddy.

[dwayne1138]

UFOs are not pleasant. The UFO is a transdimensional entity; it is not solid anymore than a ghost is solid. However, that doesn't mean they are not deadly. Remember, they can talk directly into your mind without u realizing it. They can suck ur energy to feed off you and make you sick. Their game is control, aided and abetted by the Snake that feeds authors who promote the space brothers-solid-UFO myth. It's the reverse psychology of the government's denials that makes UFOs real

[dwayne1138]

To understand things, u always have to go in the opposite direction to the flow. In denying that UFOs exist, and by promoting stories of a cover-up, the government gets u to believe in UFOs. Clever? Why do they want you to believe it? Why is Hollywood colluding to sell us this idea? Disinformation. Its a set-up.Here comes the phony UFO attack. "If you are going to lie, make it a big lie"

Bin Laden and the UFOs are coming, eek!

[VolcanoND]

don't you ever wonder why everything is classified from you !!!

[Snowman374th]

No they don't... They could care less. That really pisses me off, Why don't the people that agree with that ever get together.

If People agree with that and want answers,, Speak out. !!

A silent man_, Is a dead man to_.

What do you have to lose.?

[YKenny2]

This is really sad, we're making fun of terrorism and getting laughs out of it when people had died in the 2 Towers and our family members are in the Middle-East fighting a War on Terrorism. I feel sorry those people. It's just sad.......

[TheCozmikTruth]

this is a spoof from "ORION" comedy sketch.......but true targent to real time!!!!!!! great upload

[lothsdrow]

STOP SPREADING FEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fear will lead us all into the darkness!!!!!! Does everybody here want to be controlled by fear or by love??? please let me know!!!

[WeedGreenPowerRanger]

I prefer not to condense the wide array of human emotions into a false dichotomy...

[EztliAztecatl]

It's true this is the onion a satiristic news channel and yes is a joke, but like I said is a parody of the government which means is based in real events! They just give them a comedy twist. so in better words is true this video is a joke on the government but is also true they are planning something like that! h1n1 epidemic maybe?

[rastaromanian]

You know it could be H1N1 but anyone heard of reptilians round here?

if this is supposed to be a joke what a bad attempt. it's not funny an it's for sure got some truth in it. We can't believe anything we ourselves don't know.

[EztliAztecatl]

U are right we can't believe anything we ourselves don't know, but unfortunately most people in this world do, example "christians" no matter their denomination or affiliation will swear they believe in the Bible with their lifes but have never read the whole book! how can someone believe in the bible if never read it entirely? if a person hasn't read it entirely they don't know what is in there so what do they believe in? get me? if u really want to know about the saurians send friend invite.

[gloverage]

and also you can not say you do not believe in it if you have not read the whole book....have you? and if you have then why finish the whole book if you do not believe in it....if you have then im not buying it because no human being that does not believe in the bible will read it because they have no interest so they contradict themselves always like you...God is love no matter if you read the bible or not...that is all that matters..I believe in God no matter what a book says...have a good day

[EztliAztecatl]

What can I expect from ignorant Christian fundamentalist people like u! of course I have read the whole book and then some! that is why I don't believe in the Bible most Christian denominations present today cause is incomplete! and If u were a bit interested in knowing what u r placing ur faith in u would research everything about what ur beliefs r all about and see for urself that christianity is the most corrupted religion in earth thus so many different Christian denominations about 4200!

[gloverage]

LOL...you assume to much my friend...first of all..people like you...?...hmmm. you do not know anything about me and you assuming things like that in your last comment just shows me why you think the way you think..because you have your thoughts and that is all you do not want to think anything but what you think you know and are not wise because of that...a wise person listens more than speaks...and it is not christianity that is corrupted it is people.....obviously...who read it all wrong.

[whitegirlblue]

@gloverage Jesus is the SUN not the SON The bible is a parody of the sun and the planets the zodiac.....the zodiac is where the real truth is......its where all the cross symbols come from. It is t be read as an allegory not literally . Easter = East Star the star (sun) that rises in the east. The passover = when the sun passes over the equator. Even Isis and Horus are the sun .......Its all abut the zodiac........He is risen (the sun)

[gaararox2000]

@whitegirlblue sounds like you educated yourself about the word of peter joseph, the creator of the zeitgeist films.

[khanio1]

aliens and reptilians are all bull, everything is human and man is doing this

[YeahItsKurt]

I'm guessing you have no proof and are talking out of your ass

[EztliAztecatl]

R u Christian? I ask this for a serious reason reply if you are serious!

[reacharound22]

I would of said, fuck this; what am I doing up here...

[ACRrussell]

Should event occur in urban areas..............Jesus.....T­hat's classified. Far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Lol. It's funny because it's true

[akaweed2009]

its real i was watching it you dip wad i was there watching it on tv omg its TRUEEEEEE OMG i bought some supplies like guns and fallout shelter under ground and belive it or not there are some in detroit facteries i seen some when i was on bike they scream loud at a ford factery they ran at me then a 2 black suvs came and told me get in i went in one suv the other went to the creatures all i heard was guns going off they took me home and said dont say any thing can anyone help...BELEVE IT OR N

[NoSkeptics]

All those damn squidoo sites, onion, snopes are disinformant sites owned by the corrupted media to further make sheeps become even dumber sheeps. You ignorant fools don't take the time to do the research and find all the evidence in front of your face then as soon as you find someone telling a lie about the truth with no evidence, you believe it.

[rastaromanian]

mmmmmmmhm. it's true

[mattmatt115]

you are absolutely correct in what your saying. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH PEOPLE

[JokerMouce]

@NoSkeptics They know what the truth is. They just don't want to admit they know it because then they would have to shut off their new large, flat screen tv, xbox's, ipods and facebook and take some responsibility. They think if they deny the truth it will just go away or someone esle will sort things out. They are in for a very big reality check. When they get it they will act dumb and ask how things got so bad.

[princeadeshoga]

@NoSkeptics To know the exact truth about all this you must thoroughly investigate the information in my youtube account. Thank you.

[HatrXx78]

you people are fucking retarded....see where it says O-span....not C-span? It's the Onion News.... god people are gullible and eager to believe in anything stupid. This is how religions get started, and why we still believe in the bullshit.

[mukkohaha]

are you sure its not just there logo " C "

i dont have C-Span so im just guessin :P

[HatrXx78]

Google John Haller.... there is no representative by that name....and they don't list DISTRICTS when they give the credentials for US Congressman... his district would be his entire state.

[mukkohaha]

its a good joke tho :) ^^

[Jayn0o]

To those who are saying this is fake please prove it. Imo this is authentic. Our government is not our government, its under the control of the big corporations who are under control of elite comittees who are under the control of ... ??? Maybe the pyramid stops there ... or maybe not.

[CBRacingInc]

For those of you who believe this, go to google and type in "The Biggest Secret" by author David Icke, It details the history of the earth and the "annunaki aliens" that this congressman is speaking of. This book will open your eyes to whats really going on. Before you decide not to believe this, read this book

[jrivasag]

VIDEO IS HOAX.... YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED

[GooGobbler113]

Filling in the gaps its either attack from extra terrestrial beings, or ZOMBIES. but that's classified.

[surefoot4x4x4]

Scary stuff. The peak of political BS. Vote baby vote. What a great country we are. They plan to piss us off in the future. Hell I am already. I like C-span.

[hoboaustin]

.... are you serious?

[jplem1212]

This really happened look it up

[americanswan]

Give us the link that proves it.

With that said, I would have no problem believing this actually happened.

[cptcosmo]

1:12

Damn, glad this is a parody!

[ConspiracyQuestion]

hilarious

[CanadianArmyPrivate]

What are they casting a vote on? Should of just said "classified!! cast your vote now."

[marsxpander]

LMAO!

[moke4all]

scared the hell out of me.......

then i noticed the onion.

almost got me

nice one!!

[283inc]

the video desciption clearly says parody as in fake google john huller google everything wikipedia everything before you think it may be believable

[Y0WA5UPDUD3]

its not fake he pulls his hand out his poket when the camra changes...

well i hope it is fake

[PirateNori]

Does no one see that this is part of the onion

[gggssky]

its fake look at the flag in the background thar is truth but this is fake.

[MisterMartini117]

It's fake. Video starts with both hands on the podium. At 0:16 he puts his left hand in his pocket. Between 0:41-043, cut to longshot, both hands are on the podium again. Still a nice joke though, had me there for a second.

[dannyvseventeen]

But in the days of the French Revolution, they had no sophisticated technology, weapons, computers, cameras. We have no chance.

[Si1301]

yea why???

its 'shaun of the dead'

[Onbekend1980]

Just replace classifeid with illuminati

GODDAMNED GOD LEFT US, AND THE PEOPLE OF THAT SHITHOLE CALLED AMERICA WILL ALL DIE!

[rednut2000]

Just replace the word classified with zombies and it will all make sense.

[dizzib]

Watch the chair in the background on the right. Always seek the truth!!!

[apsert]

we are in big shit. jordon maxwell. ook him up. He knows this better than anyone

[pianohbc]

Jordon maxwell is part of the new age problem bringing in their agendas for control and depopulisation

[Lucidtomr]

Yea this video is satire, but based on the real thing. Al Qaeda is inside our government, they are most of Congress, Most of the Senate, and the White House.

I'm praying the FBI stops these terrorists. I've got some faith in them and some of the CIA. The few heroes in those agencies are unthanked and attacked. The few agents know I'm greatful, they already stopped 1 terrorist attack on the Sears tower.

[tracerguitar]

Al Qaeda cannot be inside our government, our government created Al Qaeda... Terrorism is not about angry Muslims, it's about exactly what it's name implies... TO TERRIFY YOU!!! Now please list me ANY Muslim in the ENTIRE WORLD who benefits from terrorizing Americans, and causing 2 wars in predominantly Muslim countries, in the center of the Muslim world?

Here's a hint: If one exists they are probably in Du Bai in the biggest office building you can find... I'd start looking in Du Bai...

[cujo131]

word up.

95% of the world's wealth is controlled by less than 1% of the world's population.

The people that control the wealth are the real enemies. Just as in the days of the French Revolution, the mob shall target the elite.