You need FIRE in your life!

[Sailormercurypower]

max max max max

you are so attractive in this video.

also its nice to see your acting here, quite impressive!

[7northerndownpour7]

wellits better to tell people with no talent that they have no talent or they'll have to go they're entire lives believing they have talent

[Zalsia]

Wow, that was great! Serves them right for trying to get someone insanely more talented than them promote their crap. Thank you for keeping comments on this video, you're the best!

[JennyFromTheVlog]

i like your video, but i like this song too.

Ok, so maybei have no taste in music, but hey i'm 17 what good bands are really out for my generation ? Its a girl song anyway.

[WilliamJazzCat]

I think I will associate ground pork with Strive from now on due to this video.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

The music remainds me of nails scraped across blackboards.I'm going to hell too maybe we could meet up and do a youtube video?

[mirmadoise]

haha i this video is great! i think i've got plenty music to send to you. you're not beaing bad, you're telling the truth :p

[ultamatebeatlefan]

you and me both buddy.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

I love classical music :]

[hanrnanrz]

You might be a bad person, but you're a really good actor.

[MarcoBat16]

Oh you might, but I'll be in a seat instead of on the screen.

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

@MarcoBat16 SWEET! I've always wanted to meet you! :D

[scibbirishm]

XDD oh yay! I love your acting skills, you put so much emotion into everything (cough).

You're wonderful.

[camrenishot1]

One of the reasons I enjoy Max so much is him coming off as such a dick. It's a nice change.

[3mma56]

okay seriously who cares about being nice,, his videos are awesome and i doubt you are actually gunna meet him in person and im sure max really nice just some people are really supid. seriously. max's videos are insainly awesome. can you just shut up about 'oh your so mean' 'learn to be nice' come on grow up.

i thought this video was good :)

[Teeheelalahe123]

You sir, are probably one of the greatest people alive!

[amplifyra91]

awesome vid, LMAO!!!

[heartsophocles]

awesome lol

[Laur0sie]

LOLTHATWASSORANDOM.

[MarcoBat16]

Just because I like you doesn't meant I don't hate you.

[Insanityspartner]

I'll meet you there, Max. XD

[TodayProductions]

That was BRILLIANT!

[KonkraUzimaki]

omg roflmao ha ha pigs and i i have a song that is bad :3 its the i love you barny song O-O plays play that song with the dieing pigs Dx i think it would be funny :3

[MarcoBat16]

You learn to spell and then I'll consider using your terrible ideas.

[ProngsBialyhoo]

Learn to actually be NICE to people for once and maybe they'll like you as much as your cohorts.

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

Who needs to learn to be nice? Whose cohorts? Clarify! Surely not Max, he's awesome.

[ProngsBialyhoo]

Max does, and I would be referring to his kinder co-stars who at least PRETEND to be decent people in their videos, even if they aren't in real life. And yes, I mean Max. I haven't read or recieved one comment of his that wasn't rude and condescending for NO reason in some way. and WAY to be a suck-up. Rude or not, I know I couldn't stand that.... No ACTUAL disrespect, Max...except I'm finally the one fan who agrees in writing that you're very mean.

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

I happen to look at max and his friends differently than you, that dosn't make me a suck-up. And Max isn't all that mean, and Id oubt you actually know any of his friends in real life, so you shouldn't be calling them mean and saying they're pretending on camera. You're certainly not being nice right now, so follow your own advice and learn to be nice. He's done nothing against you.

[MarcoBat16]

I don't want people who have no regard for the English language and who have nothing to say other than suggesting a worse version of my own joke to be watching my videos. A lot of stand-up comedians heckle. It's not like I said "dude, you're a fag." I just told whoever the heck said that that their idea was stupid (which it is) and that they can't spell properly (which they didn't).

[ProngsBialyhoo]

I understand you there, but it really makes it hard for alot of people when whenever we see someone we happen to be a fan of giving off that blatant "Im better than you" disregard for others' feelings. Granted, I cannot STAND when unintelligent people are so arrantly just that; unintelligent. I understand you there. Im not sticking up for that person or anything because that's just stupid, honestly. This is YOUTUBE. But you've even insulted me before on another video. And I think this is going

[ProngsBialyhoo]

-on a little too long. My purpose for even saying anything was just to express to you that you may or may not be losing your fans' respect. As much as you don't like the ditzy ones; or any at all, you should still value them, even if it is just a little. Because if you didn't...then you wouldn't be making these hilarious videos, am I right? no disrespect and I hope I don't come off as a bitch because I AM an appreciated audience member. I make all my friends watch your vids because theyre funny.

[andygotagun]

I think you forget the fact that Max is a human. And he's going to act like a human. It is impossible for one human being to like and be nice to everyone.

[DoroThePro]

@MarcoBat16 damn man find some happiness in your life

[CavriCaprice]

:-) Glad you're back, Max!

[I8pikachu]

That's so amazing....

[MRmagic11111]

hahahaha awesome

[swimmergal321]

lofreakingl

[BexyBunny05]

OMG, there's so much techno edited crap I know of. and not even the good raving kind of techno.

The type chavs blast out of thier phones on buses and start attempting to sing or rap to it... It melts my brain, I swear.

[plainbond]

holy...

[TXBass4Offbrand]

Nicely done. I think crappy artists will think twice before asking you to promote their material. Note to self: if I ever ask MarcoBat16 to promote music, the music must NOT sound like dying piglets...

haha. Hope you're enjoying your New Year so far...

[007Sparticia]

You are simply amazing. You coul've had me fooled, thinking this was a video of your kidnapping. I'm glad to see a new video from you!

~Rebecca

[ninjaracoon]

DUDE!!! thats awesome! everybody 5 star rate it.

[killherfast]

LOL max... like... WHAT?! ahahaha. and awesome acting :D xx

[Simkavitz]

Ironically enough, now I *really* want to listen to The Fray...

[JaxxProductions]

I'll try to make something then... since I have far too much time on my hands *sigh*.

Great acting once again!

[OliviaGoth]

Good acting

[Beachcomber09]

you and all your videos are great max

[TikiKrissy]

Thanks Max for putting up a new video! It's been ages...

Pretty damn intense.

You rock.

[aidoanto221]

yay max!\

i actually thought it was actually going to be serious for a bit there.

i see youve put up comments again.

though i bet youll take them down afer some loser retard makes a stuppid comment like

"yay max/"

[l101177]

go strive! Amazing video...great acting! really love your videos. you're voice was just great...how do you get into character?

[JesstotheTess]

ah haha!!! that was greatly awesome!!!! to tell you the truth i've never heard that song before but i'll probably never wanna hear it again... XP ugh!! you are a genius and i haven't yet seen much annoying comments on this vid so yay!!

[Anitasusana07]

1 word:

awesomesauce!

[nastybutler16]

Thanks for finally puting up a video. A great one too! Your a good actor and you have some really creative and original ideas.

[Verenor]

awesome!

I've missed this atmosphere...

[lunaontherun16]

0_0

... Okay then...

Anyway, I'm glad that you're making videos again!

Keep up the good work!

--Luna

[musicalpony]

In the begining I didn't like it, But when the song came on.....Bravo.

[filandaserafin]

hey max, thank you for making this video, I missed your videos! it's weired, but great :D

[AijaP]

Wow. O_o

need I say any more?

[ElleFreakydelle]

tokio hotel would do it. but it already sounds like dying pigs..

[andygotagun]

Bravo! Bravo! Encore!

[gulsz]

I used to say: stop making bad music, but today... I won't.

[cascadeice20]

Are you promoting vegetarianism and veganism? or is this just a funny joke?

[YolandaGirl]

Oh Max, you never disappoint. :)

[numberings]

that was pretty enjoyable , favorite video of 2009 so far .

[MarcoBat16]

Don't watch any more videos until 2010 so I can win!

[sass1177]

oh Max how I've missed you

[firefox992]

How mutch mpre do you need before you can do the blender thing???????????

[MarcoBat16]

Only $330!

...Fail!

[Echoreyn]

*cries* Well, put my $3 to some good use then. I believe you can buy some quality fake blood at that price. :)

[MarcoBat16]

Don't worry, you won't be charged unless I somehow get to the full $400.

[DisorderedVampire]

this video speaks the truth

[Annieboonanny]

My face lit up probably 5 times its normal...lightness...when I saw that Marcobat16 added a new video in my subscriptions widget :D That pretty much made my day in a creepy sort of way.

[MarchHatterofWoe]

bravo!

Bravo!

How rather quite wonderful I do say so myself.

You are a walking talking... bleeding music promoting man

[ClosestToTheSun]

Man, this is great. The last line made me laugh out loud. I've missed your videos.

[Nephi]

I'll see you there, Max! ; )

[Lili7evans]

oh, how we've missed you, max.

[Vicious516]

5/5

[Maivysan]

Pretty.. gruesome! But did me proud.

Although I'm not even a part of this but the impact is instant!

Marvellous, good to see you back.

[PurpleNinja3170]

Lovely, this has touched me deep inside my heart...

[Slytherlicious]

max youre an awesome actor :D

love the spit.

hihi.

[flamshiz]

.. that wasnt very nice.

it was funny.

but still...

[robbiechachere]

Outstanding video.

[anniekal01]

Bahaha. You show 'em Max!

[eww66]

I'm not even sure how to react to this, Max.

...

[TheoKupo]

omg yes!

And you're back! :D

[LauraPeddle]

I am so glad you made another video, I didn't think you were coming back.

You're actually a fantastic actor.

[RI2VA]

If you are going to Hell maybe we can share a table. I know this lively little dive were they play a wonderous melody of blood-curdling screams from the Damned... And it has an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!

[anniekal01]

you. are. awesome.

[hawkeye2145]

serves him right, good going max!

[SushiTabbyCat]

oh gawd. That was really cruel. I think we got the message. XD

[juttman]

Max, you never fail to make me laugh.

[NigerfurGryph]

Oh god :D

[piratescanbesilly]

uww...........wow.

amazing?

well at least its a video he hasn't uploaded a video in ages.

:)

[terrier2468]

That was really funny... and slightly creepy, but I think they got the message!

[omgitskelso]

You're an amazing actor. Like, really. This sent chills down my spine.

[HaShomeret]

aw, you are just not a nice person. thats why i like you. so mean though.

[piropersonsunite08]

eww

[Daxinel03]

Wow, you just frightened me a little.

Awesome video.

[supernathan94]

interesting....THAT SONG IS HORRIBLE

[ohmygoditsjeff]

i love you

[sillyraejo]

Oh Max. I love you.

[moonkenzie]

You're right, that song does suck.

Nice lighting. The angry drool was integral in setting the mood.

Thanks... and see you in hell!

[Veelasiren]

You can't be going to hell, the Ad for this vid specifically states that God loves you. Is that a sign that God hates this song? Harsh

[indieabby88]

Question: How long has it been since you posted a video?

Answer: Too damn long.

Thank you, Max Pacheco. Thank you, thank you thank you.

[nommayomnom]

lolawesome

[MarcoBat16]

When I make the "Best of MarcoBat16" DVD this review is going on the cover.

[nommayomnom]

hahaha I'll buy it

[Teeheelalahe123]

Your sarcasm makes me happy.

[ReallyBadSpecialFX]

That was pretty amazing in its own demented way.

[camrenishot1]

Max, you make me so happy.

[camrenishot1]

By the way, Young Liars was pretty damn awesome.

[MarcoBat16]

Spread the word!

[MarchHatterofWoe]

I bought it as well, it looks freaking sweet. Going to read it soon

[camrenishot1]

It does not disappoint.

[Krondore]

What the hell, its so awesome

[arceustamer14]

exactly...

Happy New Year Max!

[izzy411rox]

That is great. Nicely done

[Festerius2008]

HAHA! Excellent

[ClockSquirrel]

oh my god its been so long!

[holyshrimpfest]

Wow... Just Wow..

[DirtyBadger13]

lol at tags :D

[KJMKSM]

LOL