Team America

[357ekul]

Fucking awesome

[panmits2007]

Μαλάκες Τόλη και Αντρέα θα σας εκδικούμαι μια ζωή για την υπέρτατη παπαριά που με βάλατε και είδα..

[EasyExpertVillage]

I haven't seen this but there's an explosion. The cam was facing face down and the set was facing sideways. That's because fire has nowhere to go but up.

[Javis586]

Oh my fucking god I remember watching the premier of this thing with some old friends :P good times.

[clockfulify]

matttttt....daammoon.......

[DDougz]

thumbs up if your wacthing this in 2012

[Wien1938]

Hey Terrorist! Terrorise this! :D

[adrianzu14]

Im watching this right now in the TV :D in Antena 3

[Daekoni]

MATTT DAIMOOONNN

[adamJcarter]

Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.

Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.

Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.

Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.

[starwarshot]

I LOVE U AMERICA NO MATTER WHAT HATERS SAY cause haters gonna hate

[97qn97qn]

ファッキンアメリカ！

[VympelGaming]

America fuck yea!

[TAGCLANCArgh]

Love this its just outstanding!

[indiadissher]

うさ！うさ！

[Suutari4]

WTF?? Is this Team America? Fucking dolls hanging a round in places and killing terrorists?

*Creators of South Park"

Oh...Now I get it.

[bilalthedude]

@Suutari4

i know right!

[Holygiant]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2222.

[tontsa911]

WE WANT TEAM AMERICA SEQUEL FFS!

[lee0122333]

cried 3 times watching this movie

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

matt daaaaaaaaaaaamoon.

[albjon100]

So this is what the goverment want people to think he?

That goverment who gave the order for 9/11 right?

Hehh modha fakas

[Airsoftattack123]

@albjon100 Its people like you, that Matt Stone and Trey Parker make fun of.

[albjon100]

@Airsoftattack123 Your probably right

Because we all know that matt stone is so intellegent right???

[Airsoftattack123]

@albjon100 *facepalm*

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

How badass would it be if there was a Team America 2?

[762459]

@LetsGetHighOnMorris and Ahmadinejad is the enemy

[pexx1000]

Is this some sort of a joke?!

[Endwankery]

@pexx1000 Nope, it's a real movie. the puppets are making fun of old British tv shows which used similar props. For an example, look up thunderbirds.

[gbannon2]

AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

[8matthewlee8]

i hated this film i thought it was crap butit made me llaguh a few times. I expected more from southpark but the speech at the end made me crack up

[Roberteetea]

Only Americans can think of this kind of excuse for a movie XD It's been a long time since i saw such a ridiculous film... Yet i kinda enjoyed it XD

[robjbray]

@Roberteetea it was made by cannadians ripping the piss out of america, and social political ignorance about they way these issues are handled in the real world with satire

[sugaryumyum]

@robjbray Actually it was made by Americans and it was more of a mockery of Hollywood liberals than the USA's foreign policy.

[gettingitg00d]

woo thumbs up if when you saw this movie ..you starting saying .."DERKA DERKA"??!!!

[matthewthehighlander]

funny



[LunarFutur]

wel=l... thumbs up if youre watching this in 2011!

[TheCrossov3r]

@LunarFutur no im watching it in 2035

[eRRoRCODE7xerarch666]

@LunarFutur I'm watching this in 1642.

[MrMudkep]

@LunarFutur

NO, I'M WATCHING IT FROM THE PAST IN MY TIME MACHINE!

[leedsrhinos3201]

@LunarFutur no, i am watching this in 10,000 bc on my irock bitch!

[kizbo]

@LunarFutur thumbs up if you're a doofus

[moredeadfordivine]

@LunarFutur Actually , I'm watching this is the year 1435.

[smaIIkid]

@LunarFutur well its 2012

[magic666z]

@LunarFutur 2012

[Zooroonies]

lol at the begening they forgot about matt damon

[Zooroonies]

this movie is so fucking crazy! its awesome! its so damn funny! EVERYONE HAS AIDS!

[baphogir]

i could tottaly see the strings.

[deividas56]

america sucks

[ledawg1138]

@deividas56 Actually America is cool.

[deividas56]

@ledawg1138 Despite the fact that they think that they are the most powerful country (even tough pentagon got hacked by a british autist) and that 60% of americans are fat,bigots/racists, yes.

[cookiemonster9052]

@deividas56 66.1% actually, and 61% of UK is fat.

[geraeanastashia]

@deividas56 UGH BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! EUROPEANS ARE THE ONES WHO STARTED RACISM YOU DUMBASS!

[deividas56]

@geraeanastashia Any source? and proof? slavery was popular in america back then btw...

[TheSunday102]

could they make any cooler movie with puppets!!!

[C1570M]

i can see the the wires

[jamesjaybo]

They forgot about MYYYAATTT DAYYYYYMON

[LEEDSRHINOS1]

MAAAAAYT DAAAAMON

[bluchismoon]

I love this movie, my brother bought a bootle... I mean, he brought back a DVD of it from Iraq when he was stationed there. First time I watched it I laughed my ass off... haven't watched it since though :\

[HardcoreHalalHater]

This movie was freaking hilarious!  I loved the part where they blew up Paris. "It's OK, we're Americans!" HA!!

[playerx]

Oh man. Thank you Matt Stone and Trey Parker for the simple hilarious thoughts which erupt whenever I hear someone prepend "Team" to a primary noun of a sentence in an effort to boast pridefully.

[Festiburt]

FUCK YEAH

[flyingdutchmen]

wtf did i just watch

[MrAzhrarn]

@flyingdutchmen the trailer to one of the most cynical spoofs of american foreign policy available and absolutely hilarious to boot. I recommend you watch it. ^^

[melenik53]

President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner #eso

[DariusKant]

HEY TERRORIST! TERRORIZE THIS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[joebstarsurfer]

No more bin Laden might aswell blow someone else up lol

[thefoosa72]

You are worthress Arec Bardwin

[gabrielrafiq1]

bitch america!!!

[Tycholarfero]

@gabrielrafiq1 Alright...

[gabrielrafiq1]

@Tycholarfero yes.....

[AntipodeanStar]

America you are a joke. You produce shit. Your space shuttles blow up. How is it possible that a TV show host, Donald Trump, is about to become your President? Who wants a fuel guzzling Dodge? Who wants to listen to American ‘philosopher’ Eminem? Who wants to watch your idiotic ‘Action’ movies and listen to your ‘I know you really wanna be me’ music? Get fucked! Take your porn industry, gun culture and Republican Party and shove your stupid nation up your arse!

[blackrat54]

@AntipodeanStar AMERICANS FUCK YEAH

[AntipodeanStar]

@blackrat54 All you stupid Americans did was kill an unarmed man and his wife at a cost of $1,200,000,000. Al Qaeda is nowhere near being wiped out and Bin Laden wasn’t even in direct control. You have just killed 1.5 million Iraqis and here you are claiming the moral high ground. WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

[blackrat54]

@AntipodeanStar i hate how you say "you stupid Americans" because not everyone even thinks that killing bin laden was a good idea, and i mean come on, it's not like America's perfect. no country is.

[AntipodeanStar]

@blackrat54 True, no country is perfect, but what country allows its citizens to kill 30,000 people in Bhopal India and let them get away with it?

[Cabooselol22]

@AntipodeanStar Sapce shuttles blowing up? Really? Nothing's perfect. Donald Trump maybe rich, but he will never be president. Fuel guzzling Dodge? Don't like it don't buy it. American 'philosopher' Eminem? Not everyone likes rap music. Etc. America is a "free" country, half the things you can do here, can't be done anywhere else due to laws. Don't be jealous.

[1herotales]

@Cabooselol22 FUCK YEAH:D

[OhShitDidHeDie]

@AntipodeanStar Yeah, Australia's done SO much more for the world. LOL.

[AntipodeanStar]

@OhShitDidHeDie We contributed our blood fighting your stupid wars. Thats what we contributed. PS. Start paying back your multi trillion dollar debt you parasites.

[OhShitDidHeDie]

@AntipodeanStar And we contributed ours fighting in Europe's stupid wars. But do you see us bitching? Nope! You are complaining because your country isn't worth anything to the world. :(Go become a world power and then come back to me. :D

[BANCA52]

@AntipodeanStar Yeah? Where are you from douchebag? Go back there and stay there and stand by and wait for America to come and fuck you up you piece of shit scumbag!

[gabrielrafiq1]

@AntipodeanStar correct!

[AntipodeanStar]

@gabrielrafiq1 OK. Congratulations Americans. You got Osama. Now, lets all see a show of hands amongst you to see who now wants to get the company directors of US company Union Carbide who killed up to 30,000 people & left up to 200,000 others with permanent injuries in Bhopal India from a gas leak in 1984? This tragedy occurred because of negligent practices by Americans & the US company executives are now living in a luxury penthouses in New York & were never charged. AMERICANS ARE HYPOCRITES!

[gabrielrafiq1]

@AntipodeanStar i am not a american. I AM NOT A DIRTY BITCH!!! :D

[pacheco410222]

@AntipodeanStar I love you too gabriel!!!

[N3bu14Gr4y]

@AntipodeanStar

Gas leak in 1984? That's not what Big Brother told me.

[RBell86403]

@AntipodeanStar Your mommy and your daddy produced worse "shit" than the US EVER will. You think you're so perfect? Why aren't YOU the Navy SEAL that killed Bin Laden? Why aren't you the soldier to caught Saddam Hussein? Why aren't YOU working for NASA's safety team? If you are SO critical of politics in the us, why aren't YOU running for president of the US if you think you can do ANY better than any president in America's history? You haven't looked in the mirror..Oh, you don't have one,sorry.

[Tycholarfero]

@AntipodeanStar MEANWHILE, IN AUSTRAILIA...

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

@cobh8crew2009 Ebert is a well known movie critic who has reviewed countless movies. Look up his website. He normally is good about his reviews but he failed to see the real genius in Team America and Fight Club.

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

@cobh8crew2009 not by Roger Ebert.. but screw him, he didn't like Fight Club either..

[Diamondia12]

I love this movie so much! It made me laugh so hard!

[ExclusiveCheese]

How do you advertise a movie about PUPPETS?

[nicmic42]

ohhh now i know where matt damon's from! he guest starred on arthur lol wow is it sad thats where i know him from? XD

[ThePowergloveNinja]

I remember this music form the movie Mortal Kombat

[serbin16m]

MATT DEAMON 

[TheButlerzTime]

sequel...i wish... :/

[Moviewhiz1]

I always wished they made a sequel to this.

[R4DSjan]

Where's Matt Damon???

[iambored678]

my dad took me and my sister to see this movie when i was 6...... he covered my eyes half the movire!

[rbthepwnful]

@iambored678 What was your dad thinking? Why would you ever take a 6-year-old to see anything created by these guys?

[iambored678]

@rbthepwnful he thought it would be a puppet movie thats all nice... but he was prolly lying.

[dim432]

Expandables are the best then this

[Peemeaux]

@dim432 you can't even make a coherent sentence. you better go to Hell.

[ButterBean230]

@dim432 lol, Expendables not 'expadables'. XD

[Gehringar]

They have music from the Day After Tomorrow in this trailer, AWSUM

[9972213]

where is the sequel?

[LukeMM95]

What I love is how clever this and South Park are (in a satirical manner), but to the common viewer it's just a stupid gross out film with a lot of swearing. Says a lot about people's intelligents today O.o

[ConnorKenobi]

Derka Derka Derka!

[wittkopj]

America, FUCK YEAH!!

[captainmic]

america.....fight the world....world, fuck ya.

[honigdachsfan]

Unfortunately they didn´t show the fuck scene. Fuck yeah.

[weskoki]

How come there's no 2 part?

[aboutashow]

this came out when i was in the second grade and it really scared me, but now i want to see it!

[deans911]

@aboutashow

i was also in the 2nd grade when this came out.

[Zooroonies]

matt damon got mad that they forgot his name at the begening, and he got made fun of so many times in this movie, that he made 37 accounts and made them all dislike this trailer

[Condorsoldier]

Matt Damon Disliked this 36 times because it lacked Matt Damon!!!

[SutiMester33]

Fuck yeah!

[Argoff76]

Terrorise this!

[nathninetyone]

i wish this was playing everytime i loaded a video, instead of stupid fucking jackboots on white hall, what a stupid film.

[Joobacca0319]

i love this movie

[Livinglifehigh]

love how matt & trey make fun of America's "global" police. sad that they exist though.

[bsktball83]

@Livinglifehigh

Dicks, pussies and assholes remember? Someone has to be the dick. Go USA!!

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

@AaViRo isn't it kind of satire?

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

underrated..

so VERY underrated

[samwisethree]

@TheLastSliceOfPie It certainly wasn't under-rated in my household. 'Kay Hans?

[yodathedeathshadow]

I have seen this movie 9 times. I have all of the songs on my ipod, and I quote it regularly. I simply fucking love it...

[AniMasons]

I promise I will never die.

[Shmulvey]

@AaViRo Do you "Treasure her friendship?"

[yodathedeathshadow]

@Shmulvey ahahahaha

[SwaggVideos]

great movie

[anothercountyheard]

AMERIKA! fuck YEAH! comin' again to save the mutherfuckin' day, yeah!

[mooneepondskid]

Derka Derka Burn the Koran Derka Derka.

[CisforCock]

Matt Damon

[garrysmodTTT]

great movie

[CycerMan]

Is there newer coming team america 2? =(

[teamamericaworldpoli]

@CycerMan the creators of team america, (also south park) said it was so difficult to move all the dolls perfectly and all that, and so they said theyd never do a movie like that ever again. at least we still have south park :)

[epanastaths]

knows anyone a movie like this but they are making a parody of terminator armageddon etc.if someone knows let me know plz.thnx

[ToonstaTV]

@epanastaths I think you might be looking for the puppet movie called "Disaster!"...couldnt find any clips of it on youtube though. check IMDB

[c3cryboyz]

i already saw it

[PaRaMoRxfreak1413]

matt damon

[ThexNerd]

@PaRaMoRxfreak1413 Please stfu

[augsant02]

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[Ibeannaful]

my cousin made me watch this, and i didn't really pay attention; now i want to see it really badly.

[oninsfirred]

when's the second part coming?

[nielzdg]

Looks like The Thunderbirds

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

@nielzdg

Der Man , Der -

You should be saying "Matt Damon"- lol .

[nielzdg]

@DanameaTheBattleLock

I don't get it.

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

@nielzdg

It doesnt matter buddy - Have a good day man .

[skaplis]

World can become a better place. World that handles dangerous people with talk and reasoning - THAT is the F.A.G. way.

[PoLaRIV]

Trey Parker is the best at funny lol

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

One of the greatest if not the greatest comedies and perhaps even movies of all time.. if not the greatest..

thumbs up if you agree

[Zeffa1234]

This soooo reminds me of something I'd see in Robot Chicken.

[MrCoussin]

Lol when I saw the publicity for this movie I said : Wow... it suck!

But I listen to it anyway... THE MOVIE IS SO GREAT! XD

YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT :O

[Souliee]

@AaViRo

[shadowperson12]

durgadurgabakadurgabakamuhamme­djihad baka durga

[milofire]

Heidi Montag...post plastic surgery!!!  @ 1:19

[ItsAMetal]

this is 1 of the best movie's i have ever seen

FUCK YEHHH!!

[merlin186]

@ItsAMetal  agreed lol