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  • you should review "2 Player Game (2PG)" (google it as i cannot post links anymore)

  • CS: Cellphone Service

  • "LTPS" Laughably Transparent Piece of Shit. LOL

  • Not much worse than the original.

  • CS= contra strike?

  • Switch to Transcribe Audio, then 1:42

    Sorry for being so immature

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  • cs= Crazy Shit

  • 258,008 views, that means the YouTube community owes you £147,064.56

  • Haha 14:47!

  • I Thought CS ment Cult Shit

  • lol i never seen such a hot piece of sh!t lol i would love smashing this thing with jolly joy

  • lol dont throw it in the garbage sign

  • wow earphone on te fake asss console like someboddy's really going to use this with a headphone

  • I need to convert 57p to USD. Help?

  • Im surprised the dot matrix screen wasn't a lie. Its at least a step in the right direction to making a playable "Street Overlord"

  • Ly station forever!!!

  • Were do u get these I have been looking for this and a po

  • Step 1: Make a fake game console based on a system most known for not accepting disks

    Step 2: Give it a fake game cart for no reason.

    Makes perfect sense!

  • DONT PUT THE BABY IN A MICROWAVE!

  • Contra-Strike :3

  • thats good

  • POP Stations are so horrible compared to this.

  • OW!

  • I wonder what they were smoking....

  • They Might Be Giants reference?

  • PCP saved Steve o's life.

  • Song name?!

  • Lowest resolution I've ever seen. But hey, those are actually games! Not bad :)

  • This has to the

  • Have you reviewed/seen the TipTop Handy Game?

  • @SonofSethoitae Oh, ignore this, now I see that's what this is after some obscure digging

  • @SonofSethoitae Actually, no it isn't. The TimeTop on has NES technology so they could sell pirated NES games

  • Typical POP station trickery.

  • LTPS. Light Transparent Piece of Shit?

  • Me want!

  • user name is ashens, and my dad has been to Athens, Ohio. Also, PCP station? coincidentally, my dad was on PCP at Ohio University at Athens, Ohio in the 1970s.

  • @SamuraiClinton Your dad was on PCP? Did he throw cars?

  • @SamuraiClinton I think you were on PCP while writing that comment, pal.

  • wtf 6:49

  • LTPS(lovely transpering piece of shit) not possible but extremly super very sure

  • lets try some pcp

  • And yet this is probably one of the most playable things you've ever reviewed. Which probably doesn't say much for it but you can still actually play games on this.

  • this thing is perfect for the @irategamer he'll love to hate this PCP thing

  • @slk1771 go suck a cucumber in the dark

  • still better than the real psp go

  • Better than any Playstation products

  • Meh, still better than an actual PSP Go.

  • Cheap, nasty Chinese shit.

    You'd think they'd have someone proof read the packaging before it's shipped overseas.

  • Sea Wolf?

    ...Am i the only one who thought of Star Wolf? ._.

    Yea?

    okay...

  • So Contra was called Grizor (sp?) in the arcades, but Probotector on consoles? WHY?

  • @CaptainSlow202 Well, only the PAL NES versions were called Probotector. The PC ports were all Gryzor.

  • (Low Temperature PolySilicon LCD) or LTPS (2nd google result), look at me, smarter than 'dr' ashen, now worship me pathetic groupies!

    jk, jk, also, keep up the good work good doctor.

  • donde se encuentra esa consola yo me compre uno igual pero en forma de laptop plateado

  • jajaja q miedo me da

  • At least these were playable for once

  • "Apache". Sooo... You expect me to run a server on a 8-bit system?

  • OMG! it's horrible. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­...

  • Dammit! now I owe you 57p

  • @XMJAMESXIII Well, now I know what happens.

    Thanks. I'll just stop this video now.

  • OMg I died laughing when he started reading the WARNING signs xD

  • It would be better with no background built in

  • i thought the screen was broken or had water damage nope it's just a load of shit last game was actually worth waiting for but still no

  • CS<Cream Salad

  • 02:07 WTF? Backgaound???!!!

  • This games maiby make sense in 1979 until 1983 or something. But now, what is this??

  • This looks chep

  • The finger pointer for sea wolf doesn't look to pointy-fingery, if you get my drift.

  • this guy is so funny

  • where can i buy one for the UK?

  • @electronicboy were u buy it from?

  • Wer can I get 1?????

  • I call it that because it's orange.

  • 2 top comments? Why don't we make it 3? obtuserubbergoosegreenmoosegua­vajuicegiantsnakebirthdaycakel­argefrieschocolateshake

  • I'm starting to think the screens have those stupid backgrounds because they buy them in bulk discount from failed shipments or something.

  • Yes..But will it blend?

  • Way better than the original PCP station. I actually bought one of these to destroy it, but then i got addicted to street fighter

  • It doesnt look as bad as the other ones.

  • make a vid when jou destroy the pcp station whit a hammer

  • The PCP can be a lot of fun if you are bored, very young, or simply retaaaarded. Haha made my day

  • I'll bet you 57p because I'm in the uk!!?

  • SAD ONION. I DIED.

  • Laughably Transparent Piece of Shit. That was quick thinking.

  • u sound like Will of the inbetweeners

  • "SUPER-GLARE IMITATE COLOR SCREEN"

    No, that means it's really not a color screen, but it gets so much glare on it that you can't really tell it isn't.

  • @All2Infinite yes sir yes it is

  • cs stands for contra strike

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  • I just spent 10 minutes to play the video on my laptop and my ipod at the same time for my interest ... I need life

  • :troll:

    

  • iv leant alot about fake shit so when i visit Philippins i will get 10 fake iphones and pay about 5 quid 4 each and sell them in england and make triple moneh 

    XD

  • LitPissHandyGame.

  • Did...did you seriously just quote the track called, I think, 'Sir Henry On Rawlinson End', from, I think, Keynsham narrated by Viv Stanshall?

    ...Awesome!

  • Cs stands for crap shit

  • Don't know if you've got one, but they've got a pcp station advance on ebay for a tenner. Games are: Street Overload, Thunderbolt Airplane, and Super Mary

  • I think Ashens was actually having fun!

  • Honestly, I'd rather have this than the actual PSP go.

  • the graphics look even creepier than Atari 2600's but with color lol xD

  • CS>Creepy Shit Xd lol

  • 2:12 Colored Backgaound

  • Contra Strike? Not bad, China, not bad.

  • talking about ads, I dont care for the Anthem Blue Cross ads ethier-considering I'm giving them 1/2 of my money each month.

  • isn't PCP a drug?

  • Everytime I open up a new Ashens video, I'm greeted with that anorexic cunt in the pink dress. BITCH, I DON'T WANT T-MOBILE!

  • how to donate things like this fake pcp to you?

  • best light yet :-)

  • Sea Wolf is an amazing band =D

  • this is way better then the firsst PCP station

  • You'd have to be on PCP to try and sell people this shit.

  • 5:50 HUGE PENIS!!!

  • want one

  • Lies,lies,lies.....lol thats so classic XD

  • PCP station haha. drug station! xD

  • Just noticed, according to the barcode it is made in Japan. Did Japanese people start knocking off things, like their Chinese fellows??

  • i am going to shit bricks now

  • Patten steal for the loss!

  • Is it bad that I actually sort of wanted to buy one of these?

  • Cs=coke sucker

  • Yes, but will it blend?

  • the cs stands for contra strike

  • woa im actually surprised! it looks kinda good ( compared to the other consoles )

  • I like this guy :)

    Love his commentaries and the stuff he tryes out.

  • @ProjectX3MTS me 2 :)

  • can it run crysis?

  • @franzken it can get you into a crysis to play far better games,that's for sure.

  • @franzken yes

  • its like metal slug

  • CS=Crappy sh*t

  • I find it hilarious that this device shares the name of a highly potent drug (PCP) that causes the users rip their skin off. Maybe there's a connection between the two…

  • @BassGuitarGuy128 hahah PCP... a fucked up drug

  • interestingly the games look alot better than other rip-off, i like it

  • It's a red screwdriver.

  • wats that song called on 12:19?

  • @dokot09 "Cant take my eyes off you". I recommend listening to the heath ledger version from 10 things I hate about you. It pretty much matches up.

  • What if you ask a cop, "hey, you want pcp?" hahaha

  • HOW MANY TIMES MUST I WATCH THE HEINZ PASTA SACHET ADVERT?

    щ(゚Д゚щ)

  • @SQUIZZLER24 What's with the Russian letters?

  • @FullMetalAlcohol It's the 'OMFGWHYDOIDOTHIS?' face.

  • @SQUIZZLER24 Really. I would never have guessed. Seriously - I owuldn't.

  • @FullMetalAlcohol The more you know...

  • @SQUIZZLER24 it changed know to CRUNCHY NUT EVEN WORSE

  • @Remixant Lol, Oh Alan Partridge, you perverted mothaf**KER........

  • @SQUIZZLER24 SAME but with a stupid crunchy nut add (pisses me the fuck off)

  • @SQUIZZLER24

    until you get ad block plus

  • @SQUIZZLER24 untell you DIE!

    or you can get ad-block

  • @SQUIZZLER24 Four simple steps for you: Google--->AdBlock--->Download-­-->Freedom. ;)

  • @SQUIZZLER24 untell you deside to use google crome and get adblock

  • @yofune99 too bad i dunt hav goggle chrum write?

  • @SQUIZZLER24 idk whats stoping you... you can have angry birds on it

  • CS may stand for Contra's Shit

  • wth

  • 4:15 - The batteries say Hyundai on them. I've only known that as a type of vehicle. Now I know it as a type of British battery. Marvelous!

  • @kjw21411 there is also a hyundai vacuum cleaner

  • @DianaLuntenSweden Hmm, are they all from the same company that makes the cars? Or are they different ones?

  • haha its so funny :D

  • HAHA PCP! :D

  • 'when you swing it round your head to kill Goliath' hahahahaha xxxx

  • who wants ashens to review sex toys ?

    thumbs up lol !

  • cs: cock sucker

  • FINE PCP

  • dear god, looks like someone spewed on the machine before placing in the screen. i guess they felt guilty about making such a horrible machine

  • @MrMikehunt124 yep

    

  • EEEEEEEWWWWWWW! PCP is shit!

  • This is just a game king 3!

  • I love this guy.

  • what is that song he was singing at 12:19

  • 58 people thought this was a psp go

  • What's beyond the brick house boss was the Godmonster of Indian Flats, who you had to fight. After defeating him, an Engrish-riddled message would pop up, straight from the devs themselves, which reads, "THANKING TO YOU FOR KEEPING ALL US IN BUSINESS, MR. ASHENS".

    Too bad you decided to quit.

  • ashens, you saved your self over 100,000 pounds