Turkey - Collision between two vessels

[tiarnan76]

0:19 big ships boner...

[FrontSideBus]

I'm surprised it didn't cut it in half!

[IammanuelKant]

you can probably just buff that out...

[c0c0asauce]

Not much of a Princess now is she after Sir Schulte got done with her ehh?

[Guilly000]

LMAO!

[Starjack100]

Big ship: I think i would lie here (snore).

Little ship: Get off me!!! What do i look like a bed?

[justanotherengine]

That's gonna leave a mark !

[metalmachine467]

Hell of a way to play chicken

[deadramaster]

"big ship to little ship, come in over" "little ship, go ahead" "THIS ISN'T BATTLESHIPS TURN THE FUCK AROUND"

[itisgiorgi2008]

Renate Schulte : "Sry, lag..."

[chaki83]

small one is right...



[rcs202]

HEY!!.you scratched my anchor!!!!

[Ledgeclingr000000000]

I mean you have to wonder.. How?

[schoolsucks5433]

how in the hell do you not see the other boat comin? lol

[E34AIRBORNE]

Ok who ran the red light?

[Maxxxshop]

Who won?

[joby613]

Move along... nothing to see.

[blobby273]

oorrrrr bless in nine months there will be a litter of little gondalas so sweet.

[oliver18754]

I know vessel crew members have to unite but this is ridiculous.

[riotagus]

 Didn't stop at traffic lights !

[maplemanz]

the big one was horny!

[nwdle1]

sounds like cheech is holding the camera

[klcrees]

Why am I watching this? Can tell I'm unemployed...

[TheRichRobloxian]

It's tired.

[rggast]

How the fuck did i get here???????????????

[trucker2804]

Boss i need holiday............

[Topfueltrooper]

What did you expect from a bunch of Turkeys.

[muslee1976]

@Topfueltrooper have youe seen the name of the ships? you blind idiot

[Topfueltrooper]

@muslee1976 You should suck the shit out of my ass after i have a good meal of cheap mexican food.

[JohnAllanification]

@Topfueltrooper

that did it. now,i'm hungry.

[entirejoker]

КАК?????????????????

[zulkarneym]

thats how foreign forces divides our country..!

[HongKongBoyz100]

Comparing penis sizes, I believe.

[4321danielo]

 Poszła W pizdu

[littleNoobGirl]

not a princess any more

[jimmyjohn2468]

its not like there doing a 100 mph how do they hit each other

[slava1000000]

FATALITY

[GHATAKGHAYAL]

excellent work done by you to cinematograph the accident b/w two vessels........

[droidca9]

jeeze why are they filming! cant they give those boats some privacy???

[man13gr]

mongolian draiving

[rikkilambo]

bigger is better

[charmlighter]

pfft cant a boat rest on another boats shoulder for 2 mins god sake!!!

[werdCanada]

@charmlighter bahah

[JetMech72]

Just fire it up and drag the bitch to port.

[sertox12345]

Turkey  y let them niggers drive

[irelandbloke]

Oops

[Bertwagen]

some great mess there

[tony8999]

Why? The sea not big enough for both of us?

[cutmenow990]

@tony8999

no...it something like..mine is bigger than yours

muahahah

[brandonaviv420]

LOL and they wanted a naval conflict with Israel...Silly turks

[mrisor892]

how can watching a clip of a ship collision have turned into a heated exchange about the finer points of world war two...??????????? for fucks sake get a fucking grip you argumentative anally retentive fuckpoles.

[unknown19811]

@mrisor892 What the fuck do you care about man?

Mind your own business...

[McPhysik]

It's so funny how thats start....we saw a video about a ship accident in turkey and u insult the turks. I repeat what u say in other words and u offend germans...cant understand u...but what do i want from someone who dont know anything about ww2 and goes of the street to ''protest'' the own goverment to dont take help from europe...eat more national propaganda gyros shit and dont move around youtube and bug other nations!

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik We saw a video about a ship accident in turkey,and I say a painful truth about the turks,and because you goths and those mongols have a too good relationship,since half of Germany is turks and half of the germans get fucked by turks in daily basis you feel the need to defend those who provide you this sexual pleasure and insult the hand that has been feeding you all these years.

You are eating the propaganda since a)the attempt to conceal the truth about WW2

and b)"Das Bild".

[Ustra13]

well, like always germany owned france ^^

[emigrantgap]

they only needed half the cargo to go into port

[crazysteve01]

i see whale wars took a new approach to taking down whale hunters

[unknown19811]

No wonder this happened... Turks know nothing about navigation and seafaring in general... I'm telling you... Collisions happen almost every day in Instanbul... I went there and was absofuckinglutely surprised... For example,in docking they just put large tractor tires on the sides of the ships and collide with the dock's cement. They don't slow down and steadily dock... What can I say... Maybe it's not in their blood,they never were seafarers... Turks and navigation,never together... Beware...

[itsmichaeljohn]

@unknown19811 You should try being in flight school with 80 Turkish Airlines cadet pilots also flying there.....

[McPhysik]

@unknown19811 No wonder this happened...Greeks know nothing about money and economics...I'm telling you...Greeks and MONEY, never together....beware europe they coming for your (my) money...thr beggars who not proud enough to leave europe

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik Mongol Visigoths of the world...

I salute you.

Perhaps if you Nazis left anything here standing before 70 years,we might have been in a better economic situation..

But no...

Nazis are the superior race.

Everyone else in Auschwitz,destroy everything...

You "aryans" take our money by forcing us to buy 13% of your weapon production...

Plus,you owe us billions of billions of war comensations plus the "occupational lawn"

your Fuhrer took in 1943.

Fich dich und dein Vater Hitler...

[McPhysik]

@unknown19811 The quality of greeks...what a example! Platon and Sokrates would be proud of u...the culture of boy lovers

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik A sperm of the Nazis is not allowed to speak about Sokratis and Platon...

I am not sure if those ancestors of mine would be proud of me...

But I am sure your nazi ancestors are very proud of what you are doing now...

Well done...

You continue their work...

But remember,just as they knew in 1944,that Germany lost and will continue to lose every battle it started...

You and your oiro are doomed...

[McPhysik]

@unknown19811 hmmm u are talking about wars and battles...i remember the Cyprus conflict between turkey and greece...how long u could hold...3 days??? But hey u do the same things in Cyprus like the germans to the jews so dont talk with me like a dog or i will not send u money!

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik Help me with my memory,

but I remember holding your SS and your Fuhrer for 219 days...

About four times more than the second country Norway....

I remember your father admitting Greeks were the only real opponents(/watch?v=gRumDG34DdA­&feature=related).

I can't possibly follow what you implied about Cyprus...

Tell me one common thing between Cyprus and Auschwitz...

Leave history to those who have,know and are proud of it...

History failed you.

You owe us,aryan boy...

Not we...

[442hoeky]

@unknown19811 Are you actually blaming Germany for Greece's current economic situation? For a war that ended more than 65 years ago? Greeks has become the laziest, greediest, most under-worked, under-productive, spoiled brats in the world. Every election for decades you only vote for easier life and more government money - all of it borrowed, now you whine about. Birth place of democracy - also the place that proved it doesn't work because people are too selfish.

[unknown19811]

@442hoeky Why would you interfere from up there?

It is not just what they did 65 years ago,but what they have been doing all these 65 years.

They have benn drinking our blood.

Since 1981(we join the EU) they forced us to buy at least 13% of Germany's entire weapon production.

Even now,we are starving,and we are forced to buy 300 tanks & 4 submarines.

They took our money with one way or another,and when we when we claim our war compensations,they give us this dilemma:

EU or starvation?

[442hoeky]

@unknown19811 There you go again, blaming Germany for your economic woes. You may have some valid points, but Greeks ruined Greece with their laziness and greed. You all want government union jobs where you barely have to work, can never get fired, retire early, have big pensions and a huge social safety net. I know because too many people are trying the same crap here in Canada. Who's supposed to pay for all these do nothing people? Well, apparently you want Germany to pay.

[unknown19811]

@442hoeky First of all enough with this fairytale that greeks are lazy...

Greeks are not lazy...

In fact they work more than Germans and most of the people in the EU.

If you don't believe me,search in the internet the average working hours of the average european and German and the working hours of the average Greek,I dare you...

Our problem is that we are not organized and we are not competitive...

And Germans and big investors here knew that,and exploited it very well...

[442hoeky]

@unknown19811 Look, I'm sorry for generalizing - I don't mean to paint all Greeks as lazy. But I know how unions work, and I know how governments work, and I know - worst of all - how government unions work (basically, they don't). Greece may have problems with Germany, the EU etc. (you would know better than I would) but the fact remains that your own governments have borrowed you into a deep hole - and that's mostly because Greeks keep voting in the most socialist governments.

[unknown19811]

@442hoeky And that's a god damn truth...

[McPhysik]

@442hoeky Thank you! but this retarded moron is to stupid to understand your words...

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik Δεν γαμιέσαι και εσύ και η πουτάνα η φάρα σου γαμώ το Χιτλερ σου...

Εξώγαμο του Χίτλερ...

[McPhysik]

@unknown19811 What ever u try to say with your hieroglyphics...du sohn einer hure ich hoffe du wirst sehr bald blut scheißen.....

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik Deutschland über alles!!!

Ηurra Theodor Eicke!

Arbeit macht frei!

Heil Hitler!!!

[McPhysik]

@unknown19811 Sowas lächerliches....Aber danke Du hast mir meine Meinung über euch ficker vollkommen geändert!

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik Oh mein Gott!!

Du glaubst, dass ich ein behindertes am???

Wie soll ich denn jetzt leben?

Ich nehme Deutschen Meinung so ernst...

Fick dich,dein Vater der Nation Hitler und deine Freunde,die Türken...

[McPhysik]

@unknown19811 Gehe mit Gott...ich wünsche dir alles gute! γεια σου

[unknown19811]

@McPhysik gleichfals...

Σύνεση σου εύχομαι...

[Starjack100]

I guess even professional ship captains make mistakes as well.

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

eat me

[kingjowl]

1. Sees title and gets excited

2. clicks video and glances at like bar

3. judgement approved. continue watching aswomeness.

[AlanB43]

The large ship was the one which should have given way, according to the international rules (give way if the other ship is on the starboard side).

[naydah]

princess got raped 

[odmcarp]

i wouldn't want to fix that.

[OVOX0]

soo they take each others insurance card no. and wait for the cops?

[TheGiorgioSol]

Retarded captains

[timsurftim]

wack it in reverse init?

[frig200]

Thumbs up for humping ship! LOL

[porfavator]

captain of the german ship was angela merkel. She ordered: full ahead i am going to conquer the world.....lol...

[tizit88]

ok ok now who had the right away and .......wheres the nearest claims office?

[fahadx2]

the big ship got boner!!!!

[nathanalanperry]

LAME

[11aekaras]

Captain : " Vat vwaz zat sailor ?" Sailor : " a Volskvagen mein herr "

[e3754]

if you don't have allstate, you could be paying this yourself!!!

[Posthuman83]

Quick brown ship jump over the lazy boat

[Kmcornell23]

Looks like this was filmed in the water on the Truman Show.

[analyzingfunny]

@Kmcornell23 thats funny, so true, that is a great movie, I have watched it like 100 times, and everytime ther ia something new

[Heke1959]

drunked rusian captain

[Deziuk]

@Heke1959 idiot

[tubelamar]

TURKEY, THE BIRD??

[potcorocks1298]

Captian1:: sailor did u here a crunch sound earlier?

Sailor: why yes crew men are over bored from another ship

Captian 2: you will pay for the damages u nut job

Captian 1: -mumbles- yea right muahahaha

[genenco1]

"Captain? Did you hear a crunch?"

"No I didn't, why?"

"Well Sir, there's 14 guys in the water screaming at us for running them down"

"Back up son and try again, we'll show them what it REALY means to be run over by a ship!"

[AVMamfortas]

I guess he didn't hear the order. "Right hand down a bit".

[TheJPDH]

Only one winner.... The Morphing blue boat!

[dahlia1925]

IT'S A VERY GOOD MOBILE DRY STATION TO REPAIR THE BOATS NOW!!!!!!!!!

[iakgia]

stupid phillipine mariners.....!!!take them out of ships now....they are dangerous....

[jonnyzz139]

However this happened it is amazing that the bottom ship could put up enough resistance to rip the bow of the larger ship open without rolling over itself.

Must have been quite a high speed collision.

[TheLoyalhuman]

wow two ships humping. im geting close to seeing everything under the sun now.

[guitartec]

I once had a turkey sub with mayo that hit the porcelain at full speed, but that was considered a train wreck

[ilovetails123]

@guitartec lool

[Nikkodemis]

pardon me, but my giant nipple is coming thru one way or another

[Brainardpottery]

ive never heard of perpendicular parking.

[kranovoj39]

Жопа!!



[roaduser]

I bet the captain was wet behind the ears...

[rokomekota]

regarding COLREG(collision regulation-prevention) R.Schulte needed to alter course because she was on port side of smaller vessel,crossing her bow....

[thanos1611]

Mono eseis moggoloi mporeite na ta kanete ayta

[machetero1]

they couldn't see clearly because of the 240p, higher quality would've avoided this collision

[germany2010ful]

thats how loser r turkish

[BronzePlaque]

@germany2010ful they are not even turkish ship you fucking brainless masturbator

[l12d88]

Turkeys in the big boat said'Move, move!' Shouting.

Turkeys in the small boat Said'What?'

[maxsw87101]

crap i knew i should not have let chuck norris drive !!!

[cestarella]

@abisa6119

the ship was Malta flagged, but this does not mean that the Captain must be maltese... Moreover even if it seems that the german ship is guilty we cannot be sure of it... maybe the other ship had a blackout or steering gear failure or other problem which resulted into collision...

@imallpissedoff I don't understand this polemic about muslim...

[18BND88]

@cestarella Ze werld has tu understant zat it is never ze fault of ze Jermans. It waz ze fault of ze Amerikans zet we lost ze war. It was ze fault of ze Kommunists zat we hat to invade Russia. It waz ze fault of all ze foreign workers seting free Jermans to be soldiers. And it waz zeir fault zat we hat to fight till ze end because zey made all ze weapons for Hitler.

[gloomyoutlook]

@18BND88

that was fucking painful to read

[18BND88]

@gloomyoutlook But zets ze fault of ze amerikans. If we had won ze war ju wuld haf lernt jerman.

[TheNineveh]

@cestarella Exactly and in maritime courts the smaller vessel is usually responsible because it can steer and respond faster to course changes than a larger vessel. Except for unpowered craft such as Sailing boats, they have the right of way by law.

[abisa6119]

The german ship is definitely at fault

[imallpissedoff]

The captain was probably some stupid muslim with his ass in the air, praying to the moon god, instead of piloting his ship.

Either that, or it was Danica Patrick.

[abisa6119]

@imallpissedoff , Malta is not a muslim country, you idiot...

[imallpissedoff]

@abisa6119

I never said it was, you idiot.

[BronzePlaque]

@imallpissedoff wow such an idiot

[imallpissedoff]

@BronzePlaque

Just keep drinking and playing with your boy toys.

Turkey is once again descending into the depths of islam. Good luck with that. NOT !

[BronzePlaque]

@imallpissedoff You think Turkey is like arab countries or what?? you are gravely wrong

[imallpissedoff]

@BronzePlaque

No, not yet. But, If islam takes over the government, and it will take internal warfare to stop it from doing so, Turkey will suffer.

[kaanmp]

how the fuck:)???

[Pumanic]

Do NOT chicken race ships that big.