Last night, I got your girl into "Last Stand". I used "Deep Impact" to "Double Tap" her "Bouncing Betty's". She sucked me like she had "Iron Lungs",I'm glad I had "Painkiller". We went all night using "Extreme Conditioning". Her Sleight of Hand" got me to "Sonic Boom" all over her face. Luckily for her I used "Steady Aim" so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing "One Man Army", and you didn't hear us because we were both using "Ninja
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Once upon a time, There was a dinosaur and there were a solider. Then they met, soldier said "Who the hell are you supposed to be?" and dinosaur replyed back, "I'm a dinosaur, and i'm here to eat you". "Oh, I guess, Runnnnnnn!!!!!!!"said the soldier. And soldier got aten. The end.
@mestrediogo96 LOL I remember when I was at school and the power went out and evryone went silent then some guy yelled EMP electronics are offline! I loled
@mestrediogo96 hah yea at my baseball practice we had planes flying buy all the time and we would yell ac130 (sarcastically of course) made me laugh tho
i left a flare next to my xbox, went to work, threw my boss's briefcase out the window, saw an airplane, yelled AIRSTRIKE! and then jumped out the window.
@kepochi1 Sadly I have heard this before . . . Wish it been new like
I woke up to beeping and screamed yelling BOMB!! Then realized it was the one I made for my boss last night after I left my Flare in his wifes bed for firing his fake Air Strike last night while I was leaving the air port.
@xxAtomicLam I never DREW the creature. A lot of photoshop as well as proffesional cgi software was involved. Saying that the creature was "drawn" is like saying that Avatar was made in MS paint. I take offense to it. And so does James Cameron.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. I'm major sorry I don't wanna die
@collincoderre this is youtube not myspace and no one gets on myspace anymore kid, and that was also over 3 years ago why are u posting it now and if it were true it would be all over the news from then to now an they wouldnt have realeased the victims name either. also, what 14 year old boy leaves his myspace open he knowsn his mom will be in his room in the morning or if they share a computer his mom will get on it eventually, and i know he dosent want his mom to see his profile and friends.
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jeeer000 2 days ago
fucking thumb whores
sparkybigptalkshow 3 days ago
HAHAHAHAH xD bab
Ghostermi 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up for every same comment on this video.
CODTylerr 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if your still watching this after MW3 came out
Amanisdaj 3 weeks ago 5
my sister and I tried to make a mw4 video, it failed big time. REASON WHY: She kept goofing around with her guy. I'm pissed at her soooo much
Breyerhorseluver100 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
lol Terraria Sounds FTW!
epicninjaz117 3 weeks ago
Still more realistic than the North Korea ripoff of Godzilla...
InvalidLime 3 weeks ago
Thumbs down if you are still watching this in 2011
1337Water 3 weeks ago
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1337Water 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if youre still watchng this in 2012
TheSundayScoop 4 weeks ago 75
@TheSundayScoop No, im watching this in 1945, and we're winning the war
Sickling3 2 weeks ago 3
@TheSundayScoop Thumbs up if you already watched this in 2013
ISUBSISTONSOULS 2 weeks ago 6
funny
tugwood2000 1 month ago
hahahahaha
tugwood2000 1 month ago
Terraria sounds? Okay.
Mrasdasasefasd 1 month ago
first creepy then funn
TheAyjayman 1 month ago
Is it just me, or does the guy over the comms sound like Gus Sorola from RT?
TheSpiritOfGaming 1 month ago
All Machinimas Are Epic Unless Thier Funny Those SUCK!!!
121falloutfan 1 month ago
i wish there were ones for bad company two.
baileybushey 1 month ago
i thought it would have been justin beiber
Awquaa 1 month ago 4
This is from terreria the eye of ctholo
MisterPie11 1 month ago
Lol I thought it was by Kootra, then find it's by Immortal :D
Bonemealcraft 1 month ago
thumbs up if u thought it was predator
OUTCASTFILMS678 1 month ago
thumbs up if u thought it was the troll
robert214533 1 month ago
Wtf :()58;(?()£;@kzotsotzogxxfzZzjdIfKfKtKrDjKf
smileyhiley100 1 month ago
thums up if your still watching this in 2011
ultimgohan 1 month ago 57
@ultimgohan thumbs up if your still watching this in 2012
LegoDisasterGuy123 3 weeks ago 6
@ultimgohan no more thumbs up for you V_V
Wix3nZ 3 weeks ago
f king funny but can i do a vid like your machinima
zombie115soilder 1 month ago
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Last night, I got your girl into "Last Stand". I used "Deep Impact" to "Double Tap" her "Bouncing Betty's". She sucked me like she had "Iron Lungs",I'm glad I had "Painkiller". We went all night using "Extreme Conditioning". Her Sleight of Hand" got me to "Sonic Boom" all over her face. Luckily for her I used "Steady Aim" so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing "One Man Army", and you didn't hear us because we were both using "Ninja
gamerzofoz 1 month ago
NOBS 4 LYF!!!
lolsauce27 1 month ago 12
Messege Me For 1V1 Qs !
MrRedDotBoTz 2 months ago
Terraria boss spawn sound?
homie5665 2 months ago
Is mikelat in this video?
Chiefster11177 2 months ago
how sad the rookie died on his like first mission
ThexboxNOOB33 2 months ago
The new boss on mw2 xD
modernkiller95 2 months ago
trollollollol
wixzre 2 months ago
thats going to give me nightmers for life
godpain22 2 months ago
@godpain22 lol
balejay1227 1 month ago
eye of chutulu noises from terraria LOL
TheVortex741 2 months ago in playlist More videos from machinima
i was expecting a l4d tank
StrikaShot 2 months ago
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Razor2607 2 months ago
KRIG_ER is a mw2 produser and gamer!!
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BattleHystrics 2 months ago
Take out that rpg noob.
YouNoob900 2 months ago
soldior1: WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? soldior2: its its UR MOM!!!! soldior1: its a what?!?! wait wtf?...*out of nowhere fat albert just falls from the sky* soldior1: OMG ITS GONNA EAT ME OH FUC-... *silence*
skittles5914 3 months ago
Be fast: goo.gl\iQBA4 and win new Modern Warfare 3 now.
lorastares 3 months ago
u have no idea how many times thats hapened 2 me
sam59209 3 months ago
@100CaptainMactavish he was so scared his heart stopped
ZDaCosta13 3 months ago
Haha get away from me
ZDaCosta13 3 months ago
lol the sound of that creature when he charges that guy is from the eye of chetulu xD
xXIQCinemaXx 3 months ago
@xXIQCinemaXx and for people who dont know what the eye of chetulu is, its from terreria (excuse my spelling) xD
XDMXMetroid 3 months ago
the guy who said im freezing my balls of is that kootra because it sounds like him those who dont know who he is go to his channel
whatthehell144 3 months ago
how did he die???
100CaptainMactavish 3 months ago
He was livid.
evenfall369 3 months ago
C'est lui le fameux monstre ? c'd'la merde
Pouce verrt daccord
rayan5523 3 months ago
so funny dude really funny:)
xbeastkingsterx 3 months ago
hahaha
bobslide1 4 months ago
If a nigga started screaming over his mic like this, He'd be feeling the wrath of the mute feature.
NostalgicCamper 4 months ago
i tried jumping out of a window but i forgot to put light weight pro
UKKillersClan 4 months ago
2:34 Did Kootra just swear? :O
kuto17 4 months ago
@kuto17 not Kootra.
DarthBlader12 4 months ago
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Blinkytehtroll 3 months ago
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@kuto17 This is a machinima based on Kootra. Not Kootra himself. Take the small time to read the descriptions. They're there for a reason.
Blinkytehtroll 3 months ago
some of the sounds are from mgs4
460raphael 4 months ago
It would've been 7 kagillion times better if you had the guy on the comm yell "SNAKE? SNAAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEE!!!!!" after he died
MattConnolly11493 4 months ago
What the fridge
JandJ1997 4 months ago
You Play To Much Mw2 When:
You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline! When The Power Goes Out
The Sec your Dog Jumps On You You Snap Its Neck
You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building
You walk into your bosses office open his briefcase make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying Bomb defused
You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up
You kill a bug and say Tango down
Copy and Paste To Other Vids
LilHank991 4 months ago
no! random guy!!!
WeMadCuzTheyBad 4 months ago
this has kootra writen all over it
ASSASIN3601088 4 months ago
OMG ITS A PUPPY!!!!!!
tehrobotx 4 months ago
U are a nice creature aren't you... good creature (hahahahhahah)
ModernWarfare1578 4 months ago
i pissed myself... soooo fucking scary!
flipoutforme1 4 months ago
no xbox360
jbsing100 4 months ago in playlist jbsing100's Favorited Videos
0:18........
Lukeparis1 4 months ago in playlist Lukeparis1's Favorited Videos
did yone else see that dinosoar looking creacher, or is it just the medication that i just took getting to my head?
liloshea2591 4 months ago
did yone else see that dinosoar looking creacher, or is it just the medicatio that i just took getting to my head?
liloshea2591 4 months ago
machinima, I don't wanna finish him!
Enzor2011 4 months ago
funny
bancchick1 4 months ago
Such a good man had to die
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You Play To Much Mw2 When: You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused." You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up. You kill a bug and say "Tango down
skittles5914 4 months ago
wtf is that??/ ITS A CREATURE xD
helllllllllllllllll6 5 months ago
how did he die did he get shot??? ps awsome!! is this ps3???
JJxILYx23 5 months ago
u can hear a click in the backround from a pen or something
puchito5456 5 months ago
lol terraria!
TheTeabagger123 5 months ago
How do they manage to run back and forth like that in a chase scene.
jmw1997123 5 months ago
Jokeerz
Assassanater12 5 months ago
904 people are creatures.....
RSblogtime 5 months ago
I like the creature part at the end
HcMzxR3Mix 5 months ago
LOL
tyguy2u 5 months ago
LoL the way he falls over grabbing his stomach like all CoD games perfectly fits the creatures mouth
iamMrBallisticX 5 months ago
I think i was stoned when i watched this vid.
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TnGamingHD 5 months ago
hahahahahahhahahahhahaha hilarious AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
AlexanderTheGrea7175 5 months ago
gay
boomer1pug 5 months ago
Nice creature yeah uh oh shit oh shit
Waddle5blue 5 months ago
ur a nice creature arent ya aaahhh lol
nerdykid71 5 months ago
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You Play To Much Mw2 When:
You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out
The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck
You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building
You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."
You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.
You kill a bug and say "Tango down
XNiinjaScopeX 5 months ago
all he wanted was a hug
stuntman85001 5 months ago
You shouldve put a tank from l4d there xD
badoing2000 5 months ago
Actually really freaky at the start lol
gunnyman99 5 months ago
It just wannts to play checkers
cheese1675444 5 months ago
What perk is that?
GothicRavenBeauty 5 months ago
this sucks
321killerone 5 months ago
so funny
zulmadorame1979 5 months ago 21
2:51 SHOO! GO AWAY!
HudsonReviver3 5 months ago
2:18 scared me!
dragan38765 5 months ago
i am going to kill that creature!
wattupdude23 5 months ago
he ran the fucking entire map at 1:30 lool
AlexThePrivate 5 months ago
super 8?
bluestill200 5 months ago
You're.... You're a good creature aren't you... yeah, yeah... we can be friends. OH OH OH GOD!!!! hahaha
TheOpSpecialist 5 months ago
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GWBreck 5 months ago
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iKryptoz 5 months ago
Thumbs up if this scared the SHIT out of you the first time you watched it
DazVann104 5 months ago
its the monster from ski free..
ChiefChizzy 6 months ago
the mistake he made was he said MAYBE you and me could be friends.
1. the creature is a grammar freak, he was meant to say you and I.
2. he said MAYBE and the creature thought he wouldnt because he said maybe.
so it ATE HIM!!! remember kids! be careful with your creature friend...
cplunarz 6 months ago
Damn guys google Bill S.978 Machinima you may wanna read this 0.o
dominiclolz 6 months ago
@dominiclolz dumbass
RamboMinecraft 6 months ago
@RamboMinecraft WHy am i a dumbass because its old news? I just now found out
dominiclolz 6 months ago
@dominiclolz it wont do anything, sorry for the harsh words but it wont do anything :)
RamboMinecraft 6 months ago
@RamboMinecraft Yeah i know and if it did hundreds of people would just reupload it
dominiclolz 6 months ago
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501darth 6 months ago
Once upon a time, There was a dinosaur and there were a solider. Then they met, soldier said "Who the hell are you supposed to be?" and dinosaur replyed back, "I'm a dinosaur, and i'm here to eat you". "Oh, I guess, Runnnnnnn!!!!!!!"said the soldier. And soldier got aten. The end.
kayneoleman1 6 months ago
i think you should of but sum diff
allanguerreo1000 6 months ago
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flamefireish 6 months ago
ITS BIG FOOT RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reaperemofull 6 months ago
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You Play To Much Mw2 When
You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline! When The Power Goes Out
The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck
You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building
You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up
You kill a bug and say "Tango down
You see a plane and yell Airstrike!
mestrediogo96 6 months ago 47
@mestrediogo96 LOL I remember when I was at school and the power went out and evryone went silent then some guy yelled EMP electronics are offline! I loled
joshmathieu 5 months ago
@mestrediogo96 You know when you should stfu when
You copy and paste that message to every video you see
kennymonson 5 months ago
@mestrediogo96 hah yea at my baseball practice we had planes flying buy all the time and we would yell ac130 (sarcastically of course) made me laugh tho
Ebomb017 5 months ago
@mestrediogo96 thats just 6 years old
kamielftw 5 months ago
@mestrediogo96 u play to much mw2 when u make comments like that
ezioassassain 5 months ago
@mestrediogo96 you play to much mw2 when you say that
spang08 5 months ago
@mestrediogo96
i left a flare next to my xbox, went to work, threw my boss's briefcase out the window, saw an airplane, yelled AIRSTRIKE! and then jumped out the window.
i don't even play MW2
kepochi1 5 months ago 61
@kepochi1 Sadly I have heard this before . . . Wish it been new like
I woke up to beeping and screamed yelling BOMB!! Then realized it was the one I made for my boss last night after I left my Flare in his wifes bed for firing his fake Air Strike last night while I was leaving the air port.
I don't know beats repeating old shit. XP
MrDullknife 1 month ago
Haha XD
Micky442118 6 months ago
XDDDDD WTFFF XDDDDD
ifailzxD 6 months ago
892 people cant draw the creature
xxAtomicLam 6 months ago
@xxAtomicLam I never DREW the creature. A lot of photoshop as well as proffesional cgi software was involved. Saying that the creature was "drawn" is like saying that Avatar was made in MS paint. I take offense to it. And so does James Cameron.
ImmortalHDFilms 6 months ago
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. I'm major sorry I don't wanna die
collincoderre 6 months ago
@collincoderre whahahha bitch how old are you? 9?
yoniroselet 6 months ago
@collincoderre if its a girl with no face then how will she see us
TheSTOOPKID12345 6 months ago
@collincoderre this is youtube not myspace and no one gets on myspace anymore kid, and that was also over 3 years ago why are u posting it now and if it were true it would be all over the news from then to now an they wouldnt have realeased the victims name either. also, what 14 year old boy leaves his myspace open he knowsn his mom will be in his room in the morning or if they share a computer his mom will get on it eventually, and i know he dosent want his mom to see his profile and friends.
MrIfinite8AssMonkee 6 months ago
@MrIfinite8AssMonkee
i bet you died...
kepochi1 1 month ago
Funny for some reason
MrPlaneperson 6 months ago
891 people got eaten by the nice icecreature.
LastKnife123 6 months ago
"∩" i am sad now
CrazyfalloutFan1 6 months ago
worst dino ever
zuggs 6 months ago
stop screaming in to my headphones man
FBduncas 6 months ago
this wouldve been funnier if i had taken a shit first.
LickamyBallzzzZ 6 months ago
this is the most stupid video ive ever seen
szeyunlim98 6 months ago
4,337 likes LOL
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ha ha ha :{}
death65411 6 months ago
89 people dont like dinosoars
CRAZYLILMONK3Y1 6 months ago
@CRAZYLILMONK3Y1 i think you mean 891.
SharpieMarker21 6 months ago
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Good creature. good creature. we can be friends... NOM!!!
beybladedude12345678 6 months ago
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YouAreTheNUBE 6 months ago
Good creature. good creature. we can be friends... NOM!!!
MultiShadox 6 months ago
I was almost scared there for a second...
And then thank you for screwing up a perfect greenscreen substitution moment with the animated dragon.
PointPivot 6 months ago
It's kinda of a let down...
MGimoro 6 months ago
I know sleep with a night light because that lol
flyingtacoofdeath 6 months ago
Lol, derail dragon ftw
tommyxll1990 6 months ago
press 5 for a rude saying !
lozzerloz 6 months ago
thumbs up if when he died you looked at the killfeed to se how it would seem being eaten by a dinosaur!! :P
poiuytrewqpoiiiiiiuy 6 months ago
the creature sounded like a flood
KilljoyJester7 6 months ago
@KilljoyJester7 your mum sounded like a flood
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@muschi8818 fucking 9 year old little homo
KilljoyJester7 6 months ago
That "monster" RUINED this video by tryin to be funny.
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TheInfamousFour 6 months ago
0:28 thumbs up if u thought he was going to say
'' Hey I Know whatll cheer you up...Its peanut butter jelly time!!!
LickMahhBELLEH 6 months ago
1:50 He's taking a shit :)
What kind of camo does he have? looks like a combi of the red tiger and urban camouflage....
gty7kgle 6 months ago
@gty7kgle that would be red urban tiger.
muschi8818 6 months ago
@muschi8818 Right
gty7kgle 6 months ago
Kootra <3
TANKv9 6 months ago
wth lol
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GameProtector 6 months ago
thats some funny stuff right there
mateo0604 6 months ago
RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!!!!
codbo123451 6 months ago
hahahahahahahah lololololollololol hahahahahahaha
chaise9700 6 months ago
And so it was aptly named...&q