Java the Javatar

[Jlexyc]

Objective-C is the best language, but java wins in cross-platforming...

[ascii211]

When can I watch this derping movie!!!!! I code in java

[darkshadow3x]

I hate java



[mepizzasmangled]

whats the background music at 1:24

[xenlikegames]

@mepizzasmangled Thomas Newman - Any Other Name 

[HeavyDist]

Whats if funny about a mac? Do you even know what java is?

[TompanX]

@HeavyDist he meant it's funny cuse the famliy loves .net and mac dose not run .net

[vladimirdrozdik]

it is Thomas Newman - Dead allready

[Angel3Heaven]

whats the music @2:02

[torlo91]

@Angel3Heaven It's Requiem for a Dream - Clint Mansell. But I wonder what the music in the beginning is... when the voiceover says "they appear to be the perfect family..." I've heard it before like SO many times! :S

[radomer]

who the hell made this MASTERPIECE? we want more parodies !

[MilanKragujevic]

Well... I can send XML messages with SOAP in PHP :)

[children9]

I use java,,,, tin tan tun don (shut down) hhahahaha

[vladimirdrozdik]

Hey, scene in bathroom... What this big rose hat means???

[miszczmateusz]

@5w4gg13 it is movie for programming nerds, they does not have anything what's normal ppl called 'sex life'.. propably they don't even know what's that..

[monnyja]

Oracle make java turn to the dark side -..-

[AngereusPR]

I prefer cobol;

[Andy0n7]

the next best programming language called Java 2

[Adrian22Frets]

VIA SOAP! ...VIA SOAP!!!!!! lowlz

[izarisgermosen]

@5w4gg13 min 2.41

[alphaarmageddon011]

Use C# :D

[SFMLCoder]

@alphaarmageddon011 or do you mean "Use D :C#" lol

[DotArtistas]

What's the song when he reveals that he uses Java at the table?

[HCGPlayer]

I use Java, .NET and PHP ^^

[i4chub]

java..,, woooww..,,, cooooll

[u2xf1gh10er]

Commodore 64 <3

[u2xf1gh10er]

Using Apple PC ?

[raiz0x]

hahaha .NET IS WAY BETTER , I make cool programs in .NET

[Andy0n7]

@raiz0x whats programms calculators?

[MrDesperateGamer]

@Novotnajz DO you mean something like a breathing or something ?

[Novotnajz]

@MrDesperateGamer yes that's it... sighing :)

[d34d10ck]

Why not Mono Lisa Harddrive?

[RUKSUDAPORN]

5555555555555

[MuhammadRaza2009]

whats the name of music @ 2:02 ? please ?

[dmitrey1992]

@MuhammadRaza2009 Requiem for a Dream OST

[MuhammadRaza2009]

@dmitrey1992

ooo thank yoou soooo very much...

[DMIBinario]

Lenny Linux^^

[V01k0dav]

just only 125k views and 700 likes for an one year?!!2 saaaad

[NerdMars]

2:17 why 2011 ?

The video was sent in 2010

[sollidsnake]

@NerdMars Java is the future.

[4bl3d2death]

like it :D

[Peacemaker994]

Hey what music is from 1:41??Please someone??

[tintuuuu]

@Peacemaker994 Requiem for a dream - one of the best soundtrack ever

[Peacemaker994]

@tintuuuu yea i so love that song...thank you

[NeasCZ]

@Peacemaker994 Requiem for a dream

[lymer5]

@Peacemaker994 Clint Mansell - Lux Aetherna

[pati304]

hey what music is that at 1:17 ? i know i've heared it in a movie, but I can't recall in what movie i've heard it...

[augus1990]

so is he gay? xD wtf =P

it was funny

[holodock]

Is it just me or does the sonny (@1:13) look too much like Bill Gates? :D

[mitgik21]

is this a parody of some movie?

[TheEddi97]

Microschrott xD Java 4 Ever :P

[SousukePL]

Girl, go to kitchen, stop spiking bullshit!

[Orghtang]

... OWNANGE

[jasminepwincess666]

omg this is hilarious hahahahah

[5PYZ3R]

Hey!

It skips the sex scene!

[srang12345]

hey what is the song clled when he leaves the house...???i know its known but i dont... XD

[Znupi]

I find it funny that they're using a Mac.

[jorgos9]

@Znupi His Father Microsoft is okay with that xD

[JohnnyGivancicCacic]

This Shold be a FullLength Movie!!

[SuperPixelpro]

C++ :DD gotta love that though, only used java once or twice

[96732578542325700052]

C++ is good for anything.

[96732578542325700052]

C++

[00MuRto00]

Dad gets a BSoD :P

[CrsMazinga]

@00MuRto00 loooooooooool xD

[gunner16]

They should make a movie called "Meet The Androids" or something.. lol

[ov3rtak3r]

Really funny movie, I was watching it a half year ago. But it seems like, to movie is "censored"-now? Where is the "sex"-scene where he is behind here and the notebook on her back?? xD

I think they replaced it with the scene where they are drinking wine.

[CROUCHINGCOUGAR]

Groovy and android will kill java...

[mayesticOne]

@CROUCHINGCOUGAR Um what ? Your statement makes no sense

[CROUCHINGCOUGAR]

@mayesticOne if you're into programming then you can understand what i'm saying in my previous statement but if you're just trolling around then leave my statement alone.

[asavartsov]

This is exactly how the Scala looked like if it was a human.

[Jhonellway]

Java or .NET...? nah! write in C

[sirken08]

kelan showing nito sa pinas?

[Akinos1]

What is the song at 1min17 ? please

[apoo20]

Hey amazing video.. LoL... BTW what is the sound track in the beginning from 0:00? I remember hearing it in some movie..

[Practice9Perfection]

omg.. This IS a masterpiece! :P

[cycloqueen]

lol - just great!!

[rho2007]

great  :)))

[Dragonth14]

Nice one :D

And what`s the name of the melody from start to 0:10?

[TheSchaffman]

@Dragonth14 Thomas Newman - Dead already

[kilokartofli1]

hmm

But on C# you can dev on xbox360;Zune;Windows Moblile ...

[kurrator1]

@kilokartofli1 True, but Java & Android > c# & (Windows Mobile I Zune)

[rasca25]

1:21 Blue Fail =DD

[scarygirl005]

jajajajajajaaj wow

[MrCommunicater]

just amazing..

nothing more :)

[ascherry69]

Have you noticed When the guy says "I use Java ", the windows shutting down sounds craks in ........I love that part!!!!!!!!

[coreenasilver]

what is the name of the melody from 1.45-2.12

[MrKenor]

@coreenasilver Requiem for a Dream Theme

[V01k0dav]

@coreenasilver

Simone Benyacar Dan Nielsen Veigar_Mairgersson - Requiem for A Tower

enjoy =)

[BotherBear]

Very clever.

[DonJuan071991]

Haha, my son is a monster!!!! Oh, please, now my school requires me to develop in C# for the next two quarters, and it's really being a pain. So I don't know.

[SevasMan100500]

where are his brothers? )) one is a pank , who uses PHP, another one adopted chineese , who uses Ruby ))

[NeThinGoeZ]

ROFL awesome video

[mrbeast79]

Oooh, teh drama!

[TheMonaxa]

hahaha Mona Lisa Harddrive 2:50 :D

[tloudev]

F*cking censorship... Look for 3:17 version - It's far better ;-)

[NxOxVxExC]

What language they are speaking originally?

[rekord20se]

@NxOxVxExC norwegian

[haneeez]

.NOT :D

[Gatubit]

There is absent one of the best scene (on the minute 2: 40). Why?

[Novotnajz]

@Gatubit dont know, theyre FUCKERS cutters

[gazakind]

vid is stolen...

[forforumonlynoww]

great . the best

[cuongtn]

.Not lol

[MrJuiceman2009]

hahhahaahaa!!! hilarious

[daucubile]

Porn is .not a problem. JAVA is the bigest problem. :)))))

[ivogeorgief]

Use python. Python is the future.

[SMGJohn]

5 people uses Java

[winfr34k]

.not - I wanna see that movie xD

[casinobrawl1]

I use java - windows shut down theme- :DD everytime my computer shuts down i have to think bout this >;

[JanUnknown]

mona lisa hardrive xD LOL lenny linux xD LOL MONA LISA HARDDRIVE HAHAHAHAHA she better be good in bed =D

[TheRealNici]

The background music reminds me of halo which reminds me of microsoft which reminds me of .NET.

This is fucking genious

[woniel123mx]

GENIAL ; AMAZING XD,

[ravindrakhedkar]

awesome...rofl

[ehirogen]

Hilarious movie..... Java is already the future.

[kyritsos123]

My son is a monster LMFAO:D

[CortezzZd]

Could you tell me what's that song? Started from 0:40



[josander]

@CortezzZd T-Rex - Children of The Revolution

[CortezzZd]

@josander Thank you so much,

[CortezzZd]

Could you tell me what's that song? Started from 0:40

[robyrakesh]

who made this video ????

[coolboy2650]

@robyrakesh javazone.no

[Mek7777]

I love this video :) aaand, I mean, .NET is better than Java :P

[Cldio0]

fav++

[leder678]

The movie is in Norwegian (L)

[evgenii0]

nice one :)))

[saeedbadar]

Good one, although I am working in .Net and has also worked in Java. Java no doubt is better but nobody can say .Net will obsolete or it will be .NOT

[Claudialet]

jajajaja William Windows ,Mona lisa Harddrive and Lenny Linux the perfect family?

[kalatburtismoyvaruli]

HHHEYYY I'am 18 years old and i have started java for 6 months already this video is veryyy funny i liked it very much :)

[MrDpsc]

so they have a windows freak dad but using a mac to watch "porn" XD

[ThePabrade]

Whi there is no official premiere ? its septermer 9...

[themenk]

requiem for a dream ftw

[michael221185]

java ftw :D

[xceqtr]

an epic trailer :D

[sriram3003]

Neat!!!

[Geox2B]

haha this is a epic trailer xD

[swapneeld14]

hah ahah classic job mate

[pau1emil]

Have you remarked that the year of the death of the father is the next year (2011)? Interesting since this movie was produced for a 2010 conference. (You might wonder why exactly the next year was chosen -- it's like a prediction? ;-)...)

[alphaarmageddon011]

cool! ^^

[elvispco]

Willian Windows. kkkkkk

[Ragestroke]

very cool!

I'd totally go watch this

[a13xhackintosh]

I am a linux engineer and self-learned linux since 5 years ago. i wonder how long the MS can be survive? another 20 years or 30 years??? They cant make money from other field except windows OS.

[TheGeekMike]

4 people are microsoft fanboys

78 people code java or something else then .NET

Rest of the people who didn't rate this video don't got enough brain to see that its good.

[wustenfuchs0000]

LOL :D

[lorlogerr]

Exélentttttttttttttttttttt

[fayslr]

... just brilliant! ... but true ... Java is far better than .NOT ... i know kids don't agree with me, ...

[rgoelqa]

Nice video

[DomDollx]

this movie so epic XD

[MrDpsc]

@DomDollx I wish it was more then a trailer

[DomDollx]

@MrDpsc wait! it's not a movie?? =(

[fireballd12]

@DomDollx is there a real movie of this trailer or it's just a joke ?

[666tobit]

how is the song at 2:05 called?

[vorapsak]

@666tobit Requiem for a Dream

[testaum100]

@666tobit I dont know this version but there is a psytrance version that i know probably same song name /watch?v=iZW3vnSsHpA

[VV33Dy]

@666tobit requiem for a dream

[EnviiSK]

Old video, stop re-posting it and why don't you give credit....

[heyyou330]

wait a minute...

his dad is ok that he's watching porn with a friend but not that he's using java?

WHEN is it in theatres!

[aydoooo]

haahah brilliant but java sucks!

[Borridd]

Java is pretty terrible though.

[LtuL1]

@Borridd Youre so damn right!

[XXF15MilleniumXX]

@agitrman hey man what's wrong with you!! if you're not gonna say nothing interesting please, do us a favor... SHUT UP, or better don't write anything... fucki'n social misfit

[agitrman]

@XXF15MilleniumXX

what like ask a stupid question like you did? and here you are writing more interesting things... uh.. duh.. oh tay.. maybe you should just not comment anymore.

[cifaciwa]

When the movie apear ?:D

[XXF15MilleniumXX]

what's the real movie's name?

[agitrman]

@XXF15MilleniumXX

it's called... You're a retard

[saggimanoj]

absolutely teasing for a .net guy.... would love to see something teasing for java.....

it took a 10 years old guy to become 21 year old to learn java.... look how much time he wasted to come out of his thoughts.... think .Net think speed... isn't it cool to programe on .Net....

[tucanyids]

.NOT was epic..hahaha