Hank Scorpio (Theme Song) - The Simpsons *End Credits*

[sleider9]

31 live on the east coast ^^

[MrBurgundy76]

best episode ever

[CaptainBraxton]

If i am EVER in charge of a large (enough) business this will be on in the lobby everytime the door gets opened (unless your an employee, coz then you'd go mad) also the elevators will play the imperial march elevator music... :)

[TheIdealisticOne]

Ingenious, isn't it Mr BONT!?

[v10mclaren]

this was my favorite simpsons episode

[bnkosu]

Homer is making bank off of Tebow now.

[ZoDDeL]

he loves german beeeeer :-)

[fattymattyweasel]

I keep forgetting this is probably my favourite simpsons episode.

[CAZPERsayz]

hes a scorpio

[TheGalacticEmperor]

I want to see Hank Scorpio in the next Bond movie.

[TheIdealisticOne]

When I saw Sherlock Holmes the other day and saw Professor Moriarty, I thought of Scorpio.

[adaytorememberrr]

When you get home there'll be an extra storey on your house

[KingoffKentucky]

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

[ting9395]

@KingoffKentucky yeah once

[thesmileyemo]

@KingoffKentucky heh, once.

[ericstravelchannel]

This is the evil twin of Chuck Norris.

[Colfax11000]

This is definately my most favorite episode. Especially the end! It was such a good joke about the Broncos which was before they had won any superbowls.

[DriftKingAmZ]

anyone know where I can get a hank scorpio poster??

[CalvinUtter]

I would totally have killed someone on my way out! Ungrateful Homer...

[etherraichu]

@CalvinUtter He did..As he was walking out, a bit of debris lands near him, and he kicks it away. It wasnt debris; it was a grenade, which then blew up.

[CultOfPersonality91]

Could I work for this dude? Please. He must be the greatest boss in the world.

[hugeackman]

stay here with me! we'll go bowling

[baljot1231]

He loves German beeeeeer!

[Guldhedenopo]

Chuck Norris?

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

Someone needs to make a Pyro soundpack for him.

[thescotishawesome]

Haha, James Bond spoof.

[KneelB4Bacon]

I would love to work for Hank Scorpion.

[pazuuzuuuu]

@KneelB4Bacon Don't call him Scorpion. It's ScorpiO, but don't call him that either.

[invulnerable23]

They did have some more of him in the Simpsons comics.It was interesting.

[Potchama67]

AWWWWWWWW THE DENVER BRONCOS :'(

[trillination]

@Potchama67  least he didn't get the Redskins

[ARavingLooony]

i love hank hes an awesome boss

[cgcfilms]

Who says an evil genius can't make people happy?

[TangoDown6869]

Scorpio-Hey Homer what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?

Homer-France.

Scorpio-Haha nobody ever says Italy.

[TangoDown6869]

We don't have any walls here. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat.

[SaturnBoy87]

someone should set this song to footage of albert brooks from drive... make it happen, youtube

[231johnjohnson]

Ahh probably the coolest terrorist there ever will be.

Too bad our terrorists are men in dresses with bombs strapped to their sack.

[LetItWillBe418]

...he likes German beer! :))))))) Oh, I miss the old Simpsons!

[Eichentreu]

:O At which season do you think the Simpsons became bad?

I would like to forget about the new ones.

[tiben36]

@Eichentreu about half of season 9

jumped the shark when skinner is revealed to be not skinner

[anditspaganpoetry]

and the lunchroom on friday's serves hotdogs and burgers and beer! he loves german beer!

[uksreymom]

it nise becase I wath simerser

[GhibliOriginals]

The World is not Doughnut xD

[Moffetts]

I didn't even give you my coat!

[MrStarWarsNerd1]

this is all i thought about playing just cause 2 when they called rico "scorpio"

[Kidz24]

LMAO..... I love this song

[SinDawg030]

Scorpio should definitely be the Bond villain in Skyfall

[Daniel16111996]

@SinDawg030 would be the last James Bond movie with this enemy

[SinDawg030]

@Daniel16111996 Yeah, he'd probably convince Bond to take a job with him because he is such a bro!

[buhlayke]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[tangoman111]

Change Beer to Porn. that's me.

[SinDawg030]

Wouldn't mind working for Scorpio. Sounds like a top chap.

[YAHOOOGIRL1]

HE LIKES GERMAN BEEEEEEEEEER!

Top Bloke.

[tin08290]

I would be a one innept guard for scorpio

[tangoman111]

Yes, Mr. Scorpion.



[MrXxsnipesXx]

one of the best episodes. love the random gun fight!

[farmercout10]

Ah Scorpio. His existence in the show was short but sweet. They never tried to bring back once in all these years and potentially ruin his appeal. Can't help but respect that.

[athomicritics]

@farmercout10 well he is the master of the east coast so he left the show in a epic way

[AlanFeckinKenny]

@farmercout10 His photo was shown on a gold plate on a wall with other people in a recent enough episode. Brilliant character

[etherraichu]

@farmercout10 I have to make you sad. He has made apperances in the comic books. And he was originally planned to be the villain of the simpsons movie (althought that was scrapped well before any production started.)

[Shyfury]

@farmercout10 Almost right, his Name is on the Wall of Fame in Take my Life please !

Season 20 Episode 10

His title " Philanthropist "

[RotnRoll77]

@farmercout10 I tried to read this in song form before I realized it wasn't meant to be.

[opheliatheprincess]

@farmercout10 He did make a brief appearance in one of the openings, flying a jet :)

[metathus1488]

@farmercout10 I agree. Half of me wanted to see him come back, but the other half looks at what a pile of shit the simpsons has become and I just know they would ruin his character if they brought him back with the current writers.

[vmelkon]

@metathus1488 pile of shit?

[AHafan2]

Hey, look at my feet. Ya like those moccasins? Look in your closet - there's a pair for you! Don't like them? Then neither do I! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!

Many things are better now than they were in the 90s. The Simpsons is a fucking exception.

[Taud]

Wow... and here i am working for some other guy like a sucker.... with no hotdogs or beer...... i love german beer....

[rolandocbf]

Sorry, don't label that as mistrust.

[squamish4244]

"Well, you've got to do what's right for your family, Homer. But if you could kill someone on the way out, it would really help."

[petaunot]

@squamish4244 That's a classic episode.

[hifromrich]

Can I have some sugar Scorpio?

[abandonedvideos]

@hifromrich

here you go. sorry it's not in packets.

[hifromrich]

@abandonedvideos sweet....

[Mattsterweb]

@abandonedvideos "Want any cream?"

"Uh... nnnnnooooo."

[spunkybrewster1972]

Hank Scorpio once had an affair with Mary-Anne from the Hammock District. It ended on a positive note. That's why he still recommends her to all his associates.

[rheumakai86]

Hank Scorpio knows: German Beer is the Best!

[PixelSkateboards]

the song forgot to talk bout the amazing manly beard

[TheBee753]

I want a boss like Hank Scorpio.

[MissiGNO000]

@TheBee753 this is my dream!

[lygarx]

i wish Hank scorpio showed up in simpsons again

[TheTierraval]

@lygarx yea dude Hank Scorpio rules!! They should show him working with Hebert Powell, it would be a good twist!

[Bdawkins11]

what if I a nobody wrote an episode of the simpsons that was as good as there early stuff. Can anyone tell me what I shude do to get it looked at by someone who can possibly get it aired. I assure it is a good episode. ps also I don't want to get sued and I don't want to sue anyone as well.

[pontyfaxjr]

@Bdawkins11

Make two copies, date and sign them. Send one to The Simpsons offices and send one to yourself (Don't open it though)

IF they read it (big if) and contact you then great. If they read it and use it without consulting you or paying you for your writing then you have your sealed and dated copy and the receipts from mailing both to prove you wrote the script.

[KneelB4Bacon]

THIS should have been the Simpsons movie.

[andraken]

@KneelB4Bacon from the Simpsons Wiki "He was supposed to be the villain of The Simpsons Movie but for whatever reason this idea was dropped, and he was replaced by new character Russ Cargill who coincidentally is also voiced by Albert Brooks. "

[Brooktno]

Best Episode ever! Business Hammocks!!! "ever see a guy say good bye to a pair of shoes? Yes, one."

[lawlietisnear]

I like how "Uploaded this for a friend" turns into over a quarter of a million views.

[chazz30000]

he didn't even hand you his coat in the first place !!

[OnkelBermuda]

Oh god, this song is hilarious! The whole episode is amazing

[jsw663]

Favourite Simpsons episode + Favourite Simpsons music = :)

[janroehl]

The world's best boss and a super villain! with pleasure i would die for him :D

[tin08290]

@janroehl screw that i would be " one inept guard" for him

[JONNOG88]

Nobody ever says Italy :)

[ChuckPalomo]

The wealth of SCORPIO.

[Favre4ever123]

Definitly my favorite guess charcter ever on the simpsons.

[Cirnoscarlet9]

This is amazing!!

Damn, WTF happened to the simpsons in the new episodes!!???!?!?!? D:

[BTNH108464]

one of my favorite episodes

[maryamtaheri]

he loves german beer!

[jediknightprime]

He is the only villain smart enough to kill James Bond. That's impressive.

[ihateuutube]

@jediknightprime Nah, Homer was the only one good enough to stop him.

[TheOmega1989]

@jediknightprime Not James Bond, James Bont

[jediknightprime]

@TheOmega1989 You're right of course. This means I'll watch this episode again, I don't mind however.

[TheOmega1989]

@jediknightprime I wish i had a boss like hank scorpio, I want a stock plan that helps me invest and beer for lunch on friday lol

[ryanrule2]

hotdogs! and Burgers! and BEEEEEEEERR!!!!

[mccabber24]

This guy was originally the main bad guy on the Simpsons Movie. But obviously, they changed that

[MrClassicDoctorWho]

"SCHCORPIO YOUR TOTALLY MAD"

[ThrashingSavage]

MY FAVORITE SIMPSON SHOW EVER!!!!!!!

[Filmzie]

SCORRRRRRRPIO!

[BeemerLanding]

you're not even holding my coat!

[serbin16m]

If only all bosses were this nice

[Fantoft666Aske]

Back, whem the Simpsons were funny...

[Varovalx]

@Fantoft666Aske Spectacular, not funny. ;)

[horrorguy98]

@Fantoft666Aske

LOL OLD SIMPSONS RULED.............. THE NEW Simpsons suck come to my page were I discuss in a short Video why the New simpsons suck

[GreenVoxR18]

@Fantoft666Aske Amen brother...

[frankay29]

@Fantoft666Aske why does everyone bag out the new simpsons to get youtube likes

[takayukijap]

@frankay29 You just answered your own question and it's not to get thumbs up, the new simpsons are actually terrible.

[Timmyboy505]

SCORPIOOOOOH!

[truthIsStranger]

I AM HANK SCORPIO;

...GROVEL.

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

He loves German beer!

[allangoesboom]

I fucking want a boss like him a guy named scorpio And he takes no shit

[residentmagnum]

I wish more bosses were like scorpio

He was nice for the most part and james bond had it coming

[underlinedbluetext]

Ohh the hammock district.

[Autonova]

like a boss

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

You don't fuck with a guy named Scorpio.

[weegee111]

Infact you don't even have the jacket!

[LuwiDuwi4]

omg i love him, he is so funny

[EarthGirlTerra]

Scorpio for president.

[Hitmonchan107]

Hey look, Nigel Thronberry's twisted evilly kind twin brother.

[ACZeroZero]

The only Good Bad guy. who succeeds. I do not know why tv does not show "bad guys" winning more often. Then again I see that every day in the news. . . . .

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Hank Scorpio 2012

[orkheart]

Did Danny Elfman Compose that? its class

[TheCoolBand1]

@orkheart too good for Elfman and his carnival like arrangements that he does in Family Guy

[Hitmonchan107]

@TheCoolBand1 Danny has too much class to be in shitty Family Guy. And yes he did compose this song, believe it or not.

[Kurdishdefender]

@Hitmonchan107 Hello, can you please tell me Who this Danny is? I love this song, it`s Amazing.

Please tell me a little about him(anser in inbox).

I would very much like to se a long(Simpsons) movie about Scorpio were he tries to take over the world, but Homer finelly talks him in to not to do it. It would be great!

And i love Scorpio i would like to work for Globex!

[Hitmonchan107]

@Kurdishdefender Danny Elfman is the composer for the Simpsons. And the Simpson's Movie had Scorpio as the original villain but it was later scrapped.

[Kurdishdefender]

@Hitmonchan107

[Kurdishdefender]

@Hitmonchan107 thank you very very much for your anser!!! and they did a misstake about the movie!!!

[Mjolbaggar]

Hank Scorpio for president!

[ELCNUmorFnaMehT]

I wish he was my work boss.

[aslacuentayya]

How can I work for him?

[xwelshxkittenx]

Why can't they make episodes like this any more?

[DenferOsaky]

NANGE

[CaZzEaRs]

with people like him, the world would be a better place

[chopperpilot80]

He is a much better boss than that lousy Cobra Commander.

[Slamexo]

I'd happily let him rule the world!

[tin08290]

@Slamexo honestly it would be a utopia

[itachi155]

Seriously...make this guy President. Doesn't take shit from anyone but still cares about his own workers.

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

@itachi155 And I, for one, would welcome Scorpio as our new overlord.

[tfwarlord]

@jimbopumbapigsticks best boss ever :). I would support him!

[sexymike1253]

@jimbopumbapigsticks What about the ants?

[mariobrothers99]

@itachi155 No. Don't make him president. Never make him president. Make him king of the world.

[Blomsternisse]

@itachi155 HA! so true!

[LocoRico89]

@itachi155 And destroyed cheese eating monkeys!

[hahaforlife1]

30 people didnt get hired by globex.

[Gantzer1]

Yup I would work for an evil mastermind bent on ruling the world if he treated me like a person.

[BLUESLASH13]

Dude best boss ever

[gamerx262x262x]

Scorpio=big pimp.

[Gasosag]

With politicians of today, he has my vote.

[shadowkid1993]

hahaha first time i saw this episode i was blazed off my ass, at first i was thinking he might be a crackhead, then i realized what he trully was, i pissed myself a little that day...

[Carnage1235]

Come on, you ALL know you'd work for Scorpio if given the chance. He treats his employees like his best friends, gives them lots of free shit and promotes them for no reason.

If there was ever gonna be a world leader, I'd fucking want it to be him.

[kyuubei]

@Carnage1235 I've already sworn my allegiance.

[girlgarde]

@Carnage1235 Hell yeah! He's preferable to the idiots we got running the world right now! Scorpio may want to rule the world but at least he's a nice guy to those who work for him. Heil Scorpio!!

[texasB666]

Hank: "You know Mike Milkin?"

Homer: "Ye.... No."

[eugkra34]

I thought he was Chuck Norris guest staring ... he does look a bit like Chuck but its not him voicing Hank

[EpicWINNER1000]

Back in the first eight seasons, when it was actually funny, unlike the pure horrible seasons 10-22.

[sprucemoose18]

@EpicWINNER1000 In my personal opinion, seasons 1-10 are the best. 11 and 12 are kind of shit, but 13-16 are half-decent. After that, they started trying too hard, although season 20/21 had its moments (albeit, they were rare).

[Rbh241]

*Broncos

[Rbh241]

Can he buy me the Denver Brocos?

[superally09]

My head teacher looked like Hank Scorpio

[OmniTerror]

29 people are fans of Mr. Bont

[AWY44]

" In fact I didn't even give you my coat".

[mikokatsun]

Oh, and by the way Homer, if you could kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot.

[dinkthroughball]

come on homer stay WE'LL PLAY BOWLING

[KHsonicdude23]

Kill it with fire

[cassidy76767]

In french version, when homer tell's him he want to leave the job, Scorpio looks him with his crazy face and his machine gun and say: STAY, WE'LL PLAY BOWLING! I remember i almost spit my milk of laugh when I saw it for the first time.