Cobra Starship Discusses Fan Fiction

[IdiotNemoKilljoy]

How do we figure this stuff out? idk about the rest of ya'll but i'll be listenin' to 1 of thier albums and usually the idea just pops into my head. I don't write the ones where a bandom fucks each other cause I suck at writing sex scenes and if my ma caught me i'd be screwed! I will admit to reading some of it though...

[AmbreLaRock]

I kinda wanna find a random fanfic, and anonymously email it to them now XD

[hipeoples66]

@ClaudiaIzzy Uhhh, that is my hobby. xD

[Polkadotpidge]

"I stole Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz." Suarez just made my life.

[imthenervouswreckful]

@ClaudiaIzzy People will do that. Anna Green wrote two books (both Ryden's--Ryan and Brendon from Panic! At The Disco). I think it's all about comfort level. It's just another way to express one's self. And I've done that, written a story and then just changed the names. Again, it's all about comfort.

[mikigohan96]

Lmao! He's talking about gay fan fics of him and his friends right? xD

[imthenervouswreckful]

@ClaudiaIzzy lol that is our hobby

[xbeautifullydeviantx]

Haha. Stealing Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz. Who comes up with this? XD

[MilenaGaiden]

... William and Gabe = Loveeee XD.....

Gabilliam forever <3

[RogueFruitNinja]

Whoever wrote the one where he stole ryan ross from pete is literally jizzing their pants right now.

[penguinsluveremily]

*scoff* Everyone knows that Alex is with Nate, not Ryland.

[Fumoffuarmee]

Really priceless! xD

I'm writting fanfics, I Know what they mean...

I write slash, too!-.-

But only about Anime Boys!;)

[XXPAtDxoxBrendonUrie]

Ryden and Jalex barakarth are my favorite .

[AwkwardPerson343]

@XXPAtDxoxBrendonUrie Jalex's the best xD

[XXPAtDxoxBrendonUrie]

@AwkwardPerson343 totally man. i am reading one now actually . lol

[aqualovr9]

My two favorite things: Fanfiction and Cobra

[chynaly]

lol the mention of ryan ross and pete wentz XD ah, bandom...

[diaverde09]

I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or if he's for real.

[VictoryFire88]

mmm alex getting fucked! Hot!

[GabeSaportaCanDoThat]

SUAREZ IS NOT A BITCH!! lol, I do kinda get creeped out by fanfics that make them have sex with each other. But I think it's funny that they read them too. It's a GOOOOD thing I don't write those!!! :P

[3xilovefirex3]

And I was just like, 'Why. Am I. The bitch."

[Ashchethem]

lmfao.

[kiastar67]

Hey,the bottom can totally be a control issue! You can make the DOM,Fall apart or the like.Blow jobs do NOT have to be submissive. you guyes are awesome to be able to talk openly and not use a homophobic tone,which says a lot about you NOT being"a bitch." If that dude was not famous,i would send him some of my lessons in tanrtic sex and the Yab-yum eroticisms.Thanks for having a great sense of humor and I will listen to their muisc,check it out

[boovampy]

lmao "why do they me into the bitch?" ily suarez

[kristimanson]

haha, this makes me wander if any famous people have ever read my fanfiction. it would so rule if they did

[gooddarkjedi]

stories about gandalf jacing optimus prime. joke joke.

[TaisiHyuuga]

I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku

[TyeWillKillYou212]

I have never read a fanfic for a band. I gotta look this up. xD

[xMeliMoonshinex]

'And gabes like "why are you guys fighting?" but it turns out we're having sex'

haha this made me laugh so hard. i mean, i LOVE fanfiction. i write some. mainly for lols. but there are some pet peeves i have. but still LOL. cobra starship fanfics? i've never read any. i'm more on it for anime, not bands.

[WilsonsTopFangirl]

I've seen this a million times, and it still makes me laugh so much. As a fanfiction writer, I heartily approve this video. :3

[bloodxalibi]

"Alex always plays the part of the girl, cuz he's the sissiest one" LMFAO i love his face when he said that XD

[blackmoonboots]

Alex you were the bitch until a lil guy called Nate Novarro came along XD

[blackmoonboots]

Alex you were the bitch until a little fella called Nate Novarro came along XD

[ajrod32]

"why am i getting fucked?"

[batzmaru02]

I love this. Lmao I love when celebrities respond to the fanfiction about them. Like, Ray Toro (MCR) was like "I encourage kids to have a creative outlet and all, but could you please stop making us have sex with each other?" NEVER. ;D

[rhcpfoofightersrokk]

lmao no BRENDON stole Ryan from Pete Wentz bahahaha but yea interesting .... theyre the first band ive watched that actually LIKE to read it :) i feel encouraged now......;)

[jazziean]

@rhcpfoofightersrokk

I know right :) I love ryden <3...... And i think alex and nate make a cute couple xD.

[rhcpfoofightersrokk]

@jazziean i knoo i ♥ rydon, peterick, jalex, quert, gabilliam, ferard, joncer yea i knos alot now :D

[rhcpfoofightersrokk]

@jazziean oooooh em gee they dooo !!!! hahaha oh wat has become of my life? lol fanfiction pretty much uses up 90% of my day lol

[MissEpicToast]

60,999th viewer. I love this vid.

[Vampirexofxthexopera]

Damm! I really appreciate his opinion, and also i can't stop laugh.

"We used to sit down and read together..."

"Why am i the bitch"

LOL!

[julianYES]

"But it's like... crazy."

Lol. Yes. It is. I want Cobra to read sex!pollen fanfic now... that would be hilarious.

[keepitshay]

I think.. I actually read the one where he steals Ryan from Pete.. That's ridiculous. XD

[beautyfyl]

@keepitshay Could send me the link? xD

[XXPAtDxoxBrendonUrie]

@keepitshay samee !!

[BakaBozu78]

This just made my year. And the dog barking in the background? That just made my LIFE.

"How do they figure this stuff out??"

[darkhorse777]

@BakaBozu78

Clearly Gizmo wanted to give his opinion on fanfiction too!

[rocksie238]

ooohhh...ryan ross.....lmao. is it okay i actually had a fanfic open wile watching this? haha brendon/alex stuff....

ahahahahahahaaaa

[PassionToTheSky]

@rocksie238 bahah, i think i had a ryden open the first time i watched this

[snuffles7571212]

this kinda completes my life. omg hahahahaha.

<33

[mousebuddy]

"how do they figure this stuff out??"

HAHAHA, I love this man. xD

[Happybunnyharri]

LMFAO OMG :L

this is even better than the mcr one.

[ROCKiiTx3]

"I stole Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz."

hahahahahah Wow, I was laughing so hard this whole video. :D

[hypnotisedbabe]

Man, I love this so much.

It's hilarious :D

It's so funny knowing that they've actually read some of the fanfics out there...haha :)

[jillwheresjack]

Why am I the bitch? HAHA.

[HiddenBlossum]

LOL thats hilarious xD. I always thought what would happen if someone found out about fanfiction.

[rckwituMJ]

whoooops :P

*closes the fanfiction she was writing*

I have Ryan Ross with me ;) (took him from Alex, then Pete :P) but only Brendon can take him from me now :)

[MEsuperz]

ryan ross is a lucky bitch to hav alex and pete lmao :DD

[Stopsicle]

Ha! Nice!

[littlemissryanross]

AAHHH!!!! ryan !!!!! aww i love suarez!

[yaoi1fangirl]

yes!!!! cobra starship yaoi <3333

[pyraterose]

I do not tolerate homophobic language on my videos. This comment will be removed.

[LaurenandEmmy]

hahahah "why were you guys fighting? were actually having sex in the bunks! yeah, we just get naked and bang each other!" HAHAHAHA i love him!!!!

[CatsPanicForFOBphoto]

HAHAHA this is hilarious! suarez is awesome XD

[missbilvy]

Fucking rofl I laugh every time I see this

[elljaybby]

OMFG. aaaaaaaaahahahahaah.

[anatete1]

I stole Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz. Hhahahaha what about the love triangle between Gabe William and Travis! Not...not that I would know of.....-guiltyface-

[xXRyanRoss4LifexX]

Hurray for Ryan Ross !!!!!

[LesliiC]

We just get naked and just bang eachother. LMAO.

loveyousuarez.

[14onetreehill]

lmao this is hilarious

[CHEESEisGOOD567]

its funny to know celeb actually look themselves up on Fan Fictions YUM. Slash fangirl Squeel!

[RyanRoss1986Lover]

WHOA go RYAN ROSS lol

[chubbychaono1fan]

I'm surprised he didn't talk about Gabilliam.

[mcr124556]

"why am i the bitch" LOL

[DemonKitsune14]

lmao this vid is hilarious

[tiannaj]

Haha, I love Alex!

[elmoiswatchingyou]

Like how they always make Chekov the bottom in ST fanfiction, and Ryan in what used to be PATD.

[lochinvyrr]

ASDFGHJKL LOLOLOL THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

You have no idea how bubbly inside it makes me to hear that my favorite band reads fanfiction about themselves, because I LOVE bandom slash. (Gabilliam, dears. Have you seen the pics? >D) They're such awesome people.

"And maybe I would steal Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz, you know, why not?"

-dies happily, laughing her ass off-

[XxkiwikayleexX]

lmao wow. alex stole ryan ross from pete. i need to find that story xD

"why are you guys fighting? turns out we were having sex" lmao

[LastMemory3]

I love Alex Suarez!

[marielalldred]

ahahaha i actually read them and lol when i'm bored xDD

i like gabilliam ones the best ;D

[panda12399]

was that gizmo barking at like 1:30-1:32 and 1:40-1:41?

[ILoveFOBmusik]

yes ^^

[DarkerAsDeath]

LMAO!!! FANFICTION!! This is just too funny! Oh man!

[orangenorth]

*snicker snicker* hee hee hee *pfft* watching Cobra Starship fall into the sick and twisted world of Fan Fiction is too funny.

[6hrphonecall]

Oh my gosh! Hahahaha! This is like a dream come true.

Alex being happy that someone chose him to steal Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz. HAHAHA!

I loved this. <3

[winchesterimpala09]

I love how Vicky-T is like telling her dog to "shhh shhh" at the end.

[SavannahNerd]

Thats so great...he was like

"There was this one where we got in a fight and Gabe was like, why are you guys fighting? But it turns out we were having sex."

[MissTahliaJade]

LOLLL!

[mychem4life4777]

'we usually sit down and read it together with hot chocolate in the morning'

lmao

[5z5a6x6]

"we just get naked and just bang each other, you know, which is pretty sweet."

Damn right. HAHAHA.

[ProblemsInNumbers]

BWAHAHA!

if alex thought that was wierd...i think he should hear about Gavin...

gabe+kevin jonas

xDDDD

its actually got stories and stuff about it

[dramasings]

What?! Whaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

Oh my dear sweet flying spaghetti monster, that is SO not necessary! My brain hurts. I have a visual thought process so you have just killed me. Thank you.

[ProblemsInNumbers]

its definitely by far the most effed up thing to come out of the fanfictioners minds yet!

[dramasings]

Well, maybe not the MOST fucked up. I mean there are stories about incest and just...glargh. But it's definitely up there in the charts.

[NessNess98]

ehhhh....no.

[HPgroupie]

They should ask this question of all boy bands, 'cause you know some of them read it out of curiosity!

XD

[TerahEsther]

"why do i gotta be the bitch"

hhahaa hilarous

[ProblemsInNumbers]

XD

i love how its almost backed up by the video i just saw before too...

rylands all "ALEX! where are you going, i need you inside me!"

[WhyDontYouDropDead]

That is so amazing. x D I love how Alex handles fanfiction discussion, because most bands are really awkward about it.

Hahahahaha. <3

[snozzle89]

I just love how you can hear Gizmo barking and Vicky T is trying to shush him or her. I'm not sure.

[SophieLike]

him (;

because she called him a momma's boy once.

[emilyownsarat]

Oh that's priceless!

[emoem1108]

hahahahahahah i make fanfiction!

[RememberRuffian10]

FUNNY.... steal Ryan Ross from Pete rotfl

XDDDDD

[EmoPunkCreations]

aw poor alex has to be uke all the time :(

[fobrox123carmel]

what does he say 00:53

[LissaLoveXoX]

"Yeah, they're like 'Gabe and Ryland roast Alex together.' and it's like 'oh come on! why me!?'"

[fobrox123carmel]

haha thanks

[midnightcall]

lol. I love his reaction to it. I mean, he actually seems cool with it, besides the fact that he's made out to be on bottom.

xD I can't believe they actually sit down and read it. Wow.

[fobrox123carmel]

i know eh... i may of read it one or twice but never found any of those, lol XD

[ValerieVampiress]

lol i stole ryan ross form pete wentz lmfao

[XemoXreignX]

what does he say at 0:57 :/ the girl is laughing and i can't quite understand it

thanks!

[ashoftomorrow]

i hope it's what you're looking for... he says "oh come on dude, why me?" at 0:57 =]

[OpeNxFoRxBiZz]

actually, keltie stole ryan from pete XD a lonnnng time ago !

"alex always plays the part of the girl because he's the sissiest one !

i don't get it, how do they figure this stuff out?!

not that it's true"

[ilyhmc]

lolol and then pete ~recently stole ryan from keltie...

[cobralove53]

touché !

[hello96nessa]

and then i stole ryan from from keltie :D

[LouiseLollipop]

then i stole ryan from you.

and brendon stole him from me.

:P

[sdgal12]

so basically its ryan and brendon now :D perfect

[LouiseLollipop]

haha, of course

:)

[Ciircee]

hahahahahahaha

LOOOOOOVE HIIIIIM

so cute xD

[ILoveAlexKrycek92]

There's no possible way he could steal Ryan Ross 'cause me and Emily would have him locked in a closet before they knew what hit 'em.

[anatete1]

I stole Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz

Hahah I love Alex S..He's awesome :)

I would love to get my fan fiction read by him =[

[overcastkid28]

"why am i the bitch?" lmao

[PanicFOBMyChemluver]

I so wasn't in the middle of reading some fan fiction when I saw this... *Quickly gets rid of the Live Journal thats up*

Haha Alex reads it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favourite Fan fiction is the one where they all work on a news station (It has ALL my favourite couples: Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie, Frank Iero/ Gerard Way, Alex/ Ryland, Gabe/ William, Pete/Patrick and Tom/Keltie) OR MAYBE THE ONE WHERE THEY'RE ALL PORN STARS!!!!!!

Yeah Fan fiction is AWESOMENESS!!

[PanicFOBMyChemluver]

(I forgot to mention Jon/ Spencer HAHAHA!!!!!)

[FangsUpXJBCobra]

I wanna read that....

:)

Link, please?

xD

[PanicFOBMyChemluver]

Which one the porn star one or the one with LOADS OF COUPLES!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?

[FangsUpXJBCobra]

Loads of couples!!!

:D

[xlauriex]

I think I speak for everyone when i say this: BOTH.

[xanimexluvr122]

Oh my God... I must read.

Link!?

To both fics, please!!

:D

[PanicFOBMyChemluver]

OHMYJON everyone wants links! I need to find them again now its so *Dies* I'll find them soon I hopezas!!!! *dies*

[saccheerchic]

FANFICTION IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!! love the vid. hilariouse

[Sanguinevial]

I think he's talking about my fic.

[blossommorphine]

Links?

[karnyowns]

how do they figure this stuff out?

not that it's true.

we all know you're lying.

[IceAndFireMusic]

OMFGABE THEY READ THEM!

[lcXmmXvids]

better stop writing fan fics of a7x XD

[justbeatit100]

I love Alex, but I woulda LOVED t ohear Gabe talk about Gabilliam/m-preg fics.

[pyraterose]

Unfortunately, Gabe was inside the venue doing his part for that week's TAI tv I believe :) Victoria and Nate were both there though! And Gizmo!

[LouiseLollipop]

I fucking LOVE fanfiction.

Gabilliam is the best.

Jonas Brothers fanficiton is good too.

Rydon is also pretty sweet.

[ChrstneRckwll]

this is hysterical!

[aedail108]

This is great.

[Inyoureyes911]

Oh my God, was he in yo HOUSE?!?!?!

[pyraterose]

Haha no I was on their tour bus :)

[Inyoureyes911]

Lol. That'd be pretty chill though...

[YouMe7898]

Fanfiction is what fills my days.

>.>

[lolilyscarlett]

ahahahahahahahahha

steals ryro haah

does anyone have the links to the fanfics he talks about?

[saizobacon]

lawl...what a sport xD

[staticxsonia]

LMAO

i actually wrote a fan fiction about alex before i watched this

XD

[craziness101]

XD lolz I'm more fictional characters when I'm reading slash, but I'll have to look into that pairing... *hmm* omfg though, I've always wondered what pplz reactions are when they discover fanfic about themselves. LOL, i'd love to see that for certain ppl... but nya. XDDD

....GO FANFIC!

[Lunarshade29]

Gah, I read most FBR slash fanfiction...

And more than that too.

I'd read somehting about myself at least once.

Then get a weird face and laugh it off.

I hope...bahaha

Alex complaining about being the bitch makes me giggle!

[itsneverlupis]

lol... i always love hearing what guys like this (in bands, i mean...) say about fanfictions about themselves... at least alex is a good sport ^_^

[DaniBIndustries]

Peterick and Ryden ftw!

XD

Those are my favorite pairings....

[TeenageOutlaws1]

And Gabilliam :D

[PopcornCreature]

lol you can hear gizmo barking in the backround and Victoria shutting him up xD

[Snarchi]

my sister has a dog called gizmo!!!

[Faithfightsfoes]

lol.

I'm a ryden kid, mah'self :B

slashatthedisco= best slash community EVER.

lol, i rep hardcore :B

this made me giggle.

[i pretty much only commented because i saw everyone repping their favorite slash pairing/community, and i had to join in.]

[fangirl374]

is he actually saying that pete owns ryan?

[dovegirl23]

he sleeps by the feet of pete and ashlee.

[fangirl374]

lol, yeah but then where does patrick sleep

[dovegirl23]

in the closet!

[prettyandodd]

OMG that's just wow!!!! "Maybe I would steal Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz" I love how he uses their full names!!!!

[Kouhiitenshixx]

I've always wondered how people would respond to fanfiction about themselves.... XD

[Proxymoronic]

I would hxc love it, not even kidding. I would laugh my ass of. Except I'm the only boy in my band so it would all be icky het DDDDD:

[blooddrivendream]

That is what crossover fics are for.

I would definitely read fanfiction written with me in it. I would be absolutely hilarious.

[Proxymoronic]

lmao yes. I've actually had it written about me and Ryan Ross but that was more like a present.

I wouldn't be bothered by what people think, anyway. I mean, people ALREADY think I'm gay. My friend's parents refuse to believe that I have a girlfriend in america; they hardxcore just think I'm in the closet. Another one thinks that I'm cheating on said girlfriend with his daughter - and he thinks its a GOOD thing xD

I just laugh. Lol cut out to be a rockstar much

[blooddrivendream]

You sound like you would be a fun rockstar.

They think you made up a girlfriend in a foreign country because you are in the closet? (made me laugh a bit) Reminds me of the song "My Girlfriend Who lives in Canada" from Avenue Q.

Slash is an awesome present.

I once (actually twice) sent some to people who had never read slash before during class--absolutely hilarious.

[TheArtisticArtiste]

"Maybe I would steal Ryan Ross from Pete Wentz. Why not..." hehe when the girl asked what his favorite pairing was he said him and Ryan Ross. Hes flattered by the Ryan/Alex pairing. XD

Statements like that = more fanfiction. lol.

He would be crazy NOT to want to steal Ryan. haha.

[gabilliamisLOVee]

guhh.

alex.

i live on fanfiction.

gabilliam community.

it rocks(:

but,

the best pairing.

alex/nate straight up!

thesex.

guhhhh(: