Red Sox Announce Plans To Return Fenway To Original 1912 Conditions

[Machu654]

This is fucking racist

[BrendanIsCool]

@Machu654 sure is and it sounds great! 

[The1211deep]

ang init naman ng suot noong 1912 naka coat ung mga tao.

[Bred0nSch00lV2]

They speak so damn fast, maybe 'cause I'm British!

[noreenyounan]

keep on rockin' guys, wnt to see more from you…

[jamieblond1]

I LOVE that idea!! Maybe we can do the same thing at Tiger Stadium here in Detroit.

I'd love to wear 3 petticoats.....maybe 4 :o)

[TMNTPIZZA]

@Gdunbar49  the black guy was canadian so im proud to be canadian lol

[jndgmidnight]

@ gdunbar.

ya. the Bruins have long been a symbol of racial diversity. thats the first thing i think when i think bruins hockey.

[Mrdirtyshirt22]

No blacks.... I guess no David ORtiz lol.

[rfe8nn2]

@Mrdirtyshirt22 get your self some white paint lol. Jacksons cream avaidable lmao.

[Gdunbar49]

Assholes Boston Celtics And Bruins Were The First To Have A Black On there Team. Celtics Have The First Coach And 5 Blacks As Starter. Proud To Be From Boston.

[WEINBAUER]

Stadium's a dump.Every pro team gets a new facility,and they keep the sox in that band box.Pretty good when u can jump over the right field fence into the stands.Remove the Jai Alai wall too,lol.

[blindthrall]

Steampunk people would probably all become Sox fans.

[iliketodoitvids]

iliketodoit.ca - Do you like to vote? Check us out! 

[MightyCthulhu]

... Why is this in the O-Span playlist?

[Uteman10]

Awesome and stupid ar

[skydragon8525]

264 people fell into the glory hole in the outfield

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@StuPedassle711 least you dident get an ad for disgusting looking yogurt!

[TheRANDOMKid9]

this was uploded on April 1st...

[PersonaPlatyPus]

@TheRANDOMKid9

And because this is the onion, that must mean this is true!!!

[MultiChrisjb]

@TheRANDOMKid9 I don't understand why anyone would think the onions reports aren't true.

[MultiChrisjb]

@TheRANDOMKid9 shhhh don't say that! Yr ruining it for everyone.

[TheRANDOMKid9]

@MultiChrisjb srry i removed it

[Blue387]

Hardtack biscuit!

[palmostositive]

and other social detritus will be seated in a special section...

[XspikerdudeX88]

Oh the onion. <3

[jmorgan87]

Did they just say Tomlinson's Miracle Tincture? Made my day.

[skygrasper091]

LOL @Jay Cutler hahahahahahaha

[liverpoolz4eva]

RESPECT THE RED SOX NATION. ARSE.

[MultiRockstar34]

dont disrespect redsox nation

[Inediblehulk]

@TheOnion This OSN video is in the O-Span episode list. Fuck that nonsense, with all due respect.

[RacerE7773]

The got the idea for this joke for what's happening for real in Ohio.

[327yellow]

wad R youu dooche bahgs!?!?! I'm sitting on teh gwreen monsta and watching teh depaated

[RichieEastside]

lmao!!!!!

[brian4480]

rock filled horse bladder LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!

[LikeYoung]

soak in that fenway atmosphere

[SuperBrothersSmash]

last joke is always funny on the onion LOL

[RBZatlas]

LOL execpt for the peolple restriction part.

[healym67]

They are jabbing at Red Sox Nation for the team's history of racism- very true that they were the LAST team to hire a black player. They have been haunted by accusations of racism for years, although I can't say in good conscience that I know enough about the current organization to comment on that. The crack about "Jew Fans" is totally tongue in cheek- the single-most responsible person for the two World Series ring the Red Sox have earned in the last ten years is Theo Epstein!

[UnboxesAndReviews]

New youtube looks like a pussy.....cat

[swm1856]

LOL THAT IS FUNNY

[97mrman]

tht wuz terrible btfuny )sort of nt rlly ) bt funny prtty i dnt evn kno

[zerosvc2]

It's HARD TACK biscuit, not heart attack.

[swameePropaghanda]

@zerosvc2 some of the stuff they serve as food at fenway in the present day could be called heart attack biscuits

[godmonkey22]

@zerosvc2 if you havent noticed, its a comedy video

[luisacer89]

Like Fenway, YouTube has been retruned to the original 1912 conditions as well

[jtizz711]

this would be awesome!

[Jericho4444]

Fuck yeah old style baby LOL!!!!

[technos279]

I like this new Youtube!

[MADJIHAD1942]

Yeah mutton chops son!

[dodecadevin]

lol, "hard tack biscuit" not "heart attack biscuit"...who captions these things!

[werewolf327]

Wakefield throws knuckle balls. Since when did a horse bladder have a knuckle on it?

[aoc897]

does all i usa take soo LOUDD!

[Kefkaownsall]

Now I don't watch baseball but not having blacks or latinos would make winning games hard. But hey have to keep the athmosphere.

[skarbone1]

lol @ people who think anything made by the onion is real news.

[EPICniick]

I'm not American and no nothing about baseball or anything but that is so funny

[ThePsychoReturns]

And of course, there will be no blacks.

[otherjoe1234]

nice

[AsG1989]

lol at how jim smiles all the time

[zellmer]

Wow, 1:24 I started laughing out loud from surprise, hahaha.. Not to mention "the cage" damn, heh.

[GegoXaren]

inb4 "jews"

[buttersownsuall]

Sounds like a great plan!!!

[AvidHobbyist]

Fuck this rating system - there's no middle ground. We can't even see the rating without rating ourselves.

[TheKillah1992]

@AvidHobbyist amen

[piepotatosandturtle2]

@AvidHobbyist yes..you can see it without rating..

[AvidHobbyist]

@piepotatosandturtle2 oh, that's cuz 5 months ago it was different.

[Darksteal2k7]

@AvidHobbyist what's the point in a middle ground? It would make no difference at all, so it's pointless. Infact, if you WANT a middle ground, just don't vote, it has the same effect.

[techniquefan123]

@AvidHobbyist Actually if you mouse over the bar it'll say rofl.

[weylin6]

Guys WTF happened, why is it a slideshow?

[CASSdaguy]

are there descriptions for videos anymore? I can't find them.

[Vlnp8blife]

@CASSdaguy ya right beneath the video, just click the arrow

[MigDanskeren]

I gotta say it looks awesome. Much more interesting than normal baseball.

[psycold]

Jew fans and cripples, lol

[EBOWARRIOR]

stop double posting.

[bricks458]

I have yet to see an African Jew.

[DaytonaRoadster]

@bricks458 go to ethiopia, there are tons of african jews there

[Winstonatoor]

wheres the quicklist?

[amilla1001]

do you guys believe this shit its all fake the onion is an ultimate satire news company.

[FreshZerglings]

probably the best baseball stadium in the world. I still cannot believe that the Yankees would build a new ball park and break the tradition

[corncornrocks]

the funniest part was the jay cutler thing.

sub par vid.

[patman173]

rofl

[Clearie552]

lol!! somehow the onion made this funny to someone who knows nothing about the history of any professional sports of any kind.

[jloveshow]

haha he said pink sox

[1995ChevyCaprice]

Onion is fucking funny !!!

[Freakingpanda1]

Haha that was awesome as always :D

I laughed when they mentioned the cage ^^

[Tressco]

"New Stadium A Return To What Updike Called 'A Delightful Death Trap Of A Ballpark'"

[Ballinonyouallday]

i hate the red sox's

[silver2zilver]

Pure win.

[Rahavin1]

is there another site that resembles the way youtube used to be that we can all move to...? this sucks

[Airsoftdude1]

OMG ROFL at the jay cutler remark. I am a Broncos fan and I loved it:D

[Draconios1]

wow, this one was pretty edgy, but still onion news, goodol' onion news, hey onion news shoud go back to that ol' time news way and have little kids throw newspapers at our houses or post your news onto a newsboard in the middle of town.

[willPintur]

so sick of adds!

[moldycheesepro]

hahaha love it!

[TheKnightofAres]

Social detritus? I think that might be going a little too far. Still hilarious though.

[OrangeLight08]

just thumbs down everything

[CyberAbyss]

I don't get it? Are they saying that bostonians are too nostalgic?

[VideoDotGoogleDotCom]

Oh my god! That's racist!

[trenchnurse]

"Immigrant seating"? Good! I always get tired of sitting next to some garlic-eating Eye-talian. Lets have them in their place!

lol jk

[Dinimess2k7]

Is this a late april fools joke I presume?

[stygn]

@Dinimess2k7 No, the Onion news network make parody news of strange stuff. Check out their other vids, lots of fun stuff.

[awarenessis]

Please, please, please, please, oh please make a video regarding our world's nemesis, Gravity. Imagine! Because of Gravity many funny videos are born... this could be the best.

[8Manifest8]

@enjoiskating6 rofl so true.

[HardToRepeatIT]

@enjoiskating6 : I think this thumbs up thumbs down system could work IF they would give me some way to actually see the stats next to the videos but no... Still It's bad since this makes "It's decent... can't say it's bad" ...equal to... "WOW this is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!" fuck it...

[iWinxtehxinternets]

@HardToRepeatIT If you click on the viewcount it gives you an average out of 5.

[oogabubchub]

@enjoiskating6 People only really used either the 5 star or the 1 star, so I think they got rid of everything in between, instead opting for a Like or Dislike button. It's not too effective if they don't show you how everyone is voting though.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

@enjoiskating6

You also can't see more by author, you have to move your mouse over the comment to see the interface... what were they thinking??? Less is not always more people! And by the way, living in 1912 would have sucked.

[jergsden]

@enjoiskating6 Like Fenway, YouTube has been retruned to the original 1912 conditions as well.

[PaintedRoadkill]

@enjoiskating6

Go to where the views are, there is a drop down thing that shows you all the different statistics for the video as well as the general rating.

[Rahavin1]

@PaintedRoadkill it was so much easier before

[looods]

@enjoiskating6 they want us to sit and watch longer so we can see the commercials also...

Sad they changed a good layout for this....

[ryanDV87]

@enjoiskating6 I think that's sort of the idea.

When you can't see ratings you avoid conformity bias and rate the video for what you think it's worth, and don't dismiss a possibly worthy video because some assholes gave it undeserved 1 stars. Also gets rid of 1-star bombing by spambots.

But the like/dislike thing is bullshit; they should've kept the 5 stars.

[SoldierCyfix]

@enjoiskating6 thats the plan, so Ad fucked and shitty videos by they-tube sponsors can't be missed. i mean there are rarely any privet videos anymore, and everything is loaded with Ads; otherwise you wont even get to see them

[tbach42]

@enjoiskating6 When was it ever 3-2 stars. It was either 1 or 5 which works the same as thumbs up or down

[DOYLERULES69X]

@tbach42 Some videos were rated with 2 or 3 or 4 stars, however the majority of idiots on youtube would only rate with ones or fives. It seemed like people all really really hated videos or they all really really liked them, which is why you manly saw only 1 or 5 star ratings on most videos. If people had used the system better it would have worked better. So, yes videos could have been ranked with 3-2 stars.

[vadennotbaden]

ha, ha "Jay Cutler demands a trade after none of his teammates attend his piano recital".

[btgebo]

of course, there will be no blacks

[OldEvilEye1280]

@YouSuckPeriod Yeah, figures you wouldn't get it. Ok let me explain for you, see, my mother must be all woman to have given birth to me, as biologically its otherwise imposable for her to me my mother, so for you to be less of a man then a woman, is pretty harsh for you. But hey its all good nancy-boy, we know your not the sharpest knife in the drawer, as is obvious from your other comments.

[Elip33]

rofl

[SkyblueX10]

The new youtube has a few teething problems but it's not a bad design. People are so afraid of change.

[TheFartoholic]

@SkyblueX10 It's not that we hate change, it just sucks.

[Aaron2071]

@TheFartoholic It's called "neophobia" xD

[G9Sh]

hahah, thats pretty good :)

[Merrymella]

I like The Onion. I hate YouTube's new layout. When it first came out, I sort of hoped it was an April Fool's joke. ::sigh::

[ccoddyy]

funny but not that funny

[MrDiabl015]

no blacks,latino or japanese!!LOL

[blklightning330]

this new youtube layout is garbage.

[kakakakatrina]

@blklightning330 I know.... f-ing sucks

[oscarry]

@kldinga

Is still don't even know how to fucking post without replying and removing the "@x"

[derekthedingo]

sofa king hilarious

[Wasp16mm]

i'd watch that looks good.

[jumpinpizza]

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUTUBE!

[salado777]

immigrant seating lmao!!!!

[cuthbertallbad]

Let's hope they hit the ball like they were in the ole days of Bambino, too.

New youtube sucks.

[OldEvilEye1280]

@YouSuckPeriod LOL which if you had half a pea of intelligence, you'd realize just how much you insulted yourself

[An1mePhreak]

@kldinga Well Google gets paid to spam all your websites (and even inside your computer) with ads, and it looks like they're putting that money to "good" use

[andrewl781]

yeah how do you make a playlist now

[78489789676658754335]

This would be awesome if they did that except for the immigrant seating part

[google1212121212]

@kldinga Amen!

[Vlax321]

Never change Onion, never change. Please.

[Torro321]

FAKE AND GAY!!!

[Gwarismetal]

@Torro321 shut the fuck up nerdy faggot

[wellseriously]

@Torro321 its the onion news nothing on it is real its just for entertainment and a good laugh so go have ur period somewhere else

[ChubbyKola]

I thought this was real Gosh i feel like a idiot

[andsr002]

fuck

[MandyHdk]

wow... i thought this was real until i saw TheOnion. It'd be cool if the Red Sox did that, except the immigrant seating part.

[vinceee20]

Copy and paste if you HATE the new YouTube layout. I wouldn't say I hate it, but it's rather confusing and nonfunctional. I thought they check these type of things with the public before they implement them.

[Kinkoyaburi]

Copy and paste if you HATE the new YouTube layout. I wouldn't say I hate it, but it's rather confusing and nonfunctional. I thought they check these type of things with the public before they implement them.

[huswsimonbla]

@diagram1234 ok ok haha lets stop this stupid discussion as you drift into politics and shit.. so nice holidays anyways

[Polt0]

was meh till they said no niggers or spics and lol about the jews

[My6thAccount]

@Polt0

You sound like a clever guy.

[jedihunter176]

Copy and paste if you HATE the new YouTube layout. CHANGE IT BACK YOUTUBE

[RealBlkShinigami]

@kldinga

thats 9 thumbs up

[eggmacguffin2]

funny i liked jay cutler joke

[llliiwwiilll]

haha Jay Cutler...

[RawbThatPunk]

DCLUGI!

[Jsouthwell2006]

i cant believe this was real lol

but it would be nice if baseball teams or hockey teams changed there jerseys that they use now back to the original looks

i know lots of ppl will agree

[OldEvilEye1280]

@YouSuckPeriod Your mom doesnt think im a fag.

[anashkhss]

I ♥ Islam :)

Islam loves Jesus :)

Islam destroys atheism :)

Great surprises on my tube :)

[wildbloodydragon]

@anashkhss

1. True.

2. True.

3. Our reason to your religion is like sunlight to a vampire. Go thank Allah that Atheists aren't cruel enough to do that to your cute little cult.

[bheemabachus]

This is what I'm talking about when I see people crap up over movies that don't follow the plot as the original (if it is based off of something.) Thank you Onion, you guys are the only smart News company out there.