Roy D Mercer - Bird Dog

[TheSluggo06]

Will u go to Heaven?Quick test.Lied,stole,used God's name in vain?Jesus said if u look w/lust you adulter in ur heart.Looked w/lust?Will u be guilty?God sees u as a lying thief,blaspemer & adulter at heart.Bible says u WILL go to Hell because of ur sins.God's rich in love & mercy.Jesus suffered & died on the cross for sinners & rose from the dead 3 days later.He paid our fine (John 3:16).Please repent(turn from sin)& trust Jesus as Lord(to let Him run ur life)& Savior.Then Read ur Bible,obey it

[thejubbies]

Well what are you callin' and eatin' me out fer? Lol

[kevinvolkmann]

come on down about 150 yards and you'll see a mobile home...No surprise there!

[captainbutnaked]

By far the funniest shit i ever heard lmmfao

[gogocharlesco]

u hang up on me again and thats just going to give me another reason to whup ur ass when i git there

[yopeople70]

lol, he called the accountant sir

[ani1mal7]

Lmao! Other dogs' droppins'. Lmao!

[Slyonethegreat]

Having a shrimp dinner and cup of coffee lmao

[mrwonderfulman2011]

@Slyonethegreat LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LL!

[jrockzus]

Moblie home ...lol

[monkeyguy00]

3:23

[NaptownsChosen1]

Wtf does all this shit mean?? "Fuck Kyle" "ftw" what is that shit? Who is kyle?

[SammySpectacular10]

13 people got their ass whoopin' by Mr. Roy D by god mercer.

[bobert577]

This reminds me of so many people I know.  lol

[mrwonderfulman2011]

@bobert577 You must live in the bush?

[TheZeusProductions]

PKA

[EVOLDUBz]

PKA

[Wutupdow7]

Wh0:00PP ASS

[Tapedoniphone]

Pka

[theyoutoo12]

kyle, wtf, pka

[sano2000]

"You gonna get 300 dollars worth of ass when you get here." LOL talk about turning cheek!

[lsutigers1010]

pka kyle ftw



[theRedBaron663]

PKA

[B03131E]

PKA



[GhostCamaroX75]

PKA

[TrIcKsHotzNo0b]

B0:05

[TrIcKsHotzNo0b]

0:09

[dragon513slayer]

im gona put a pot knot on ya head big enough for a bull dog to hump

[MegaCobra74]

aint good for nuthin but raisin flees

[cdale6911]

By Godddddd

[animeoster04]

12 people need a good ol ass whippen

[dopeheathen]

Sounds to me like you got a hell of a deal!

[GRT22KID]

11 people bought one of his bird dogs lol

[nexusvision10]

I think I'ma go have me a shrimp dinner and some coffee after this.

[ManvsMachine7]

Best accents ever! :D

[goatsawar02]

Just bring it on, bring it on

[churro912]

he said yes sir to a women

[SnickersWasHere555]

@churro912 You called a female a women

[Rswowplayer]

HES FROM MY STATE, OKLAHOMA!!!

[teushu]

lol hes crazy

[josh96180]

now your going to tell the h3 club how the ping pong playing perrirt is not going to win the blue ribin this year or someone is going to get a country ass whoopen

[blackj1988]

i can prolly smell them bad dogs from a ways away!

[MrJames4890]

Roy D Mercer is the man love this stuff and all of his stuff!!!!! Daam Bird Dog.

[uofmrebel]

You got a bunch a bad hounds down there.

[cooldude79790]

Roy Mercer is the best! Good ol Redneck asswhopping!

[52mynumber]

HILLARIOUS XD! OMG! THIS IS FUNNY AS CRAP! "Roy Damn Mercer" AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

[Blouch51]

omg people he was just trying to say roy D mercer is funny. lets all be technical! get a clue people!

[MrWmb123]

Yesss Sir: when he was talking to a woman!

[superchef78]

Why does every guy he calls try to joke about him beating him up? It seems like ALL of them do it.

[chefbutthead]

Leroy Mercer sucks compared to these guys. These guys do it so much better.

[NWFWMbudwieser]

Does this guy have silent dirihia or something

[CrazyManBear07]

who cares who did it before. These guys do it better. Quit criticizing things and just take things for what they are lol. you ignorant fuk.

[heybenny99]

These two imposters ripped off John Bean, who was making thee calls in the 80's using the same names, phrases etc. Years before those two yahoos in Oklahoma. Youtube search "C&C Auto".

[shyshotcaller27]

Too funny. My electrical trades teacher "Mr. Griffin" used to play his tapes in class. We used to laugh until our stomach hurt.

[evanbixbite24]

7 people are about to get an ass whoopin' from RD Mercer.

[EthanXin]

A stranger would give you directions to them for a fight only in the south lol

[YankHoe]

@EthanXin LOL yeah I always got tickled at how he was letting him write down the directions to come and whup him!

[Noswalogy]

mmmm.... shrimp and coffee

[blackj1988]

Well I guarantee it I bought one of your cold bird dogs...No one does this better than Roy D.

[raider7275]

i was down there havin a shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee lol

[nate31st]

LoL he is giving hime directions to come kick his ass.

[TheDreamMechanic]

Hack. The real "Roy Mercer" is dead from cancer. Mr. Bean, literally.

[johnlewisbrooks]

"Why owntcha just bringerawn down!"

LOL!

[bettercall2]

"Aint good fer nothin but raisin' fleas!" ROTFL!!!

[therapster98]

I'm probably smelling bad dogs frum a mile away and u got 300$ worth of ass whoop?????

[MegaJointOps]

R D Bygod Mercer=WUPASS

[evanbixbite24]

One of my favorite Roy D. Mercer pranks!

[evanbixbite24]

I love the cuckoo clock noise to bleep out profanity!

[deamonlasher]

how big of a boy are you lmfao

[shanebonge]

MMM shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee. Two great tastes together.

[johnlewisbrooks]

"Well what r' ya callin' me a EATIN' ME UP FER"?

LOL!

[tpetty34]

You can't whoop my ass to begin with, but just bring it on!!!!!!!!!!  This ones the best.

[MrWvuboy]

funny as sh-t

[ShaithMaster]

the other dude sounds like barney fife

[evanbixbite24]

Laugh out loud funny!

[FixFalcon]

"All I gots a buncha danged old....cuuuld........Beagles..­..

[direconbassest2]

*Roy* "I need ta speak w/ terry" *woman* "who's calling?" *roy* This is, I was just talkin' to him we musta got disconnected" *woman* "who, who's calling?" *roy* "this is Mr. Mercer" *woman* "Mr. Mecer?" *roy* "yes sir" *woman* "just a second" *roy* "yea"...voice in background "Mercer?" lol

[sluggo06]

Lol this is one of te funniest pranks ever

Wayofthemaster is a good site to visit btw

[direcon04]

LMFAO!!! ya gonna get $300 worth of ass when u get here!... damn i love this call

[msfthebeast]

U got $300 worth of whoop-ass?

[msfthebeast]

best people in tha world are r3dn3ck$. git r done

[johnlewisbrooks]

LOL AT 2:31!

"YEW HAYNGUP AWN-ME GEEN THATS JUSTA GAWNA GIVE ME ANUTHER REEZON TO WHUP YER ASS WHEN I GEET DOWN THARE!"

To quote Jeff Foxworth, "What LETTER does that start with, does anybody know?"

LOL!

[kenbob136]

You need to get him to call your friends and let him pull a prank on them..

[sovietmarxist]

how do these people who know who phil and brent are but don't know who roy mercer is?

[jmwwd]

Hey Soviet, they don't know who Phil and Brent are. These guys call people all over the country. Most radio pranksters, jokers go by two names. Bob & Joe, etc. So by the nature of the call and the two names, they put 2 and 2 together and know they are radio people.

[MrDirtydirtyman]

@sovietmarxist 

[315Mikey]

Ain't good for nothing but raisin' fleas. LOL

[EdgecrusherSomBitch]

dang ol hell of a deal

[bobcat6000]

hahahahaahahah tis is fuckin awesome

[fuckerz221]

its RETARDED you fuckweed

[supercory2]

tough as hell when your on this phone

[matbama1221]

HELL OF A DEAL

[rbornhof]

amazing

[kd5lpr]

im glad i live in oklahoma i listen to roy damn mercer everyday and i love it

[OakleafRanger]

think you could visit duncan construction in Stilwell and ask for Frank?

[jmwwd]

Roy is the greatest SOB ever been born. No comparison. LOL! Don't drive and listen to him. Guaranteed accident.

[dukenthaylor]

i know that's true about drivin' while laughin'! XD he's gonna need a disclaimer, or something!

[AppleJuice1017]

@jmwwd U AINT LYIN

[Bigrobkerr]

@jmwwd he and edbassmaster rock!

[superchef78]

@jmwwd I listened to him while I was driving and I did not have an accident. So it's not guaranteed. : )

[jmwwd]

@superchef78 Maybe you didn't understand his jokes, number 1. Or number 2, maybe you need an ole God damn ass whupping from Roy. :-).

[superchef78]

@jmwwd So are you saying that if you listen to his jokes and DON'T have a car wreck you don't understand them? What the fuck? That is such a stupid thing to say. Merely listening to someone isn't a guaranteed car wreck, certainly. I know it has (A LOT) of comedic value/merit, but it does not make me have a wreck. And no, I don't need 'an old God damn ass whupping from Roy' for merely deciding to drive safely while simultaneously listening to his jokes. That is a ridiculous thing to say.

[jmwwd]

@superchef78 Man, lighten up! The whole youtube must be laughing at your ass. Don't take things so seriously. No, you won't have an accident, although you could. It was a joke Kpt. Grouch!  JUST JOKING! Sorry to piss in your cheerios bowl so early in that a.m. man. :-)

[superchef78]

@jmwwd Now it seems you're spewing forth backhanded insults (ie "Sorry to piss in your cheerios bowl"; "WHOLE youtube MUST be laughing at YOUR ass"; "Kpt. Grouch!"). Incidentally, I acknowledge that you're joking but adding the misnomer "guaranteed" to the joke makes it easily refutable. But nevertheless, it was a rather comedic joke (in addition to the current situation/circumstances), admittedly.

[mikemarc92]

@superchef78 Are you fucking serious dude? calm the hell down, it was a joke. im "laughing my ass off at you"

[superchef78]

@mikemarc92 I know that. I won't need your help to 'calm the hell down', either. I just don't think people should pretext their messages/format them in a way that would lead (some, not ME) to think that it is indeed a (false) guarantee. It's not, incidentally. I'm arguing this point on account of those who cannot take jokes. If you think that I was misinterpreting him/his post, you have entirely failed to see what the crux of the matter actually is.

[mikemarc92]

@superchef78 ---calm the fuck down bitch

[superchef78]

@mikemarc92 As aforementioned, I will not need your help, nor am I at a point where I need to 'calm down' (because I am not 'riled up', as many would say). We can debate the previous topic if you want... but if you would like to make this a manure-flinging contest pretexted with glibly ill-conceived ad hominem, we can do that. It is either one or the other. In the case of the latter, you might want to take it to private/personal messaging (as to lessen the causalities).

[mikemarc92]

@superchef78---I said calm your ass down. Those no need to get riled up over a damn video.

[superchef78]

@mikemarc92 I am not getting riled up. See my previous comment.

[mrwonderfulman2011]

@superchef78 Someone needs to chill out.

[mikemarc92]

@superchef78 calm down man, its not that serious!

[cooldude79790]

@superchef78 please calm down sir!

[superchef78]

@cooldude79790 No need for that. See my previous comment(s).

[awesomeguy1979]

@superchef78 I agree! Take her easy buddy ... just enjoy the video .. I can't believe how serious these comments are ... RD Mercer would be giving you a good ol' country ass whopping! LOL!

[superchef78]

@awesomeguy1979 Incidentally, they're not really all-too-serious. I do 'see where you are coming from' though.

[mrwonderfulman2011]

@superchef78 Relax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InternetArgument]

"You gonna get $300 worth of ass when you come down here." Can I come?

[aquarius6500]

you hang up on me again its just another reason to whip your ass. lmao!!!

[MrRottweilerz]

This is the best prank ever even if it was reheared. A bird dog is a type of dog hunters typically use to hunt certain birds.

[Punisher3129]

It's prank calls....not rehearsed.

[crystalfire782]

so whats a bird dog?

[logicalcognition]

a dog used for hunting birds..they retrieve them.

[613bo]

it dont exist

[jackapeople]

are you fuckinf retarted? the name kinda explains it.

[crystalfire782]

wow youre calling me retarded? learn to spell. and THEN talk to me about being retarted

[jackapeople]

ok, i spelled fucking wrong on accident. big deal, at least i know what a fucking bird dog is.

[boygerboy]

seriously, are you really gonna cuss me out on this? cuz by the time it took you to spell your profanity right, i also learned just how retarted you are. and btw i know what a bird dog is

[jackapeople]

it wasent directed twords you dumb ass, it was to crystalfire782. But at least i can spell cause and by the way.

[TrueGrits68]

LOL.

this shit is fucking funny as hell

[paallday16]

I MEAN JUS BRINGER ON DOWN!!! lol

[autigerssuck]

this man has been proven to reverse the effects of depression haha

[easynikkie]

lmfaooooooo hahahaha this is funny as hell lol haha

[keed48]

This is too funny. Every man he talks to says "Bring it on!" All men are made the same and none of them back down for a second. Tickles the crap out of me.

[AlexAmerling19]

classic XD

[garyltoland]

COWBOY515  TERRY U R GREAT ON THIS ONE

[PsychedelicGuy]

Haha i think Terry was on to this from the start, still bloody hilarious!!!!

[FixFalcon]

"Shramp danner, anah cupah cawfee."

[Fenderrocker34]

Oh shit.... Thats funny....

[DoubleOhSevenBaby]

bird dog LOL

[johnlewisbrooks]

Oklahoma had a small earthquake. But I have another theory!

IT WAS JUST ROY MERCER GIVEN SOMEBODY AN ASS-WHUPPIN'!

LULZ!

[EiNSkraft]

HAHAHAA THATS The best theory I've ever heard! LOL. :D

[daddyio33]

I was havin a shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee

[pris72]

LMAO!

[RichardF41230]

1.13 he sounds like barney fife

[uppooloo]

lmao those crazy ass country folks

[CrUsTyFuStY55]

How big a boy r ya? Classic! I'm from Oklahoma and Roy's life is a documentary of what goes on down here let me tell ya.

[wildbill9919]

y'all sellin' ruint dogs down there...ha ha ha!

[titsmcgee34]

makes me laugh every time

[dumpweed69]

i swear i love this guy. haha. he never ceases to make me laugh./ =)

[eyesack9]

$300 worth of ass to whoop LOL

[superfunbad]

"You gonna get 300 dollars worth of ass when you get here..."

L-O-L

[Carpishe]

Lol, when the girl pick up the phone the second time, she says "Who is calling?... he answers "Mr. Mercer"... she's like "Mr. Mercer?" and he replies with a "Yes Sir" like she's a man or something. HAHAHAHA

[HeartPineFurniture]

This is my favorite call ever

[tulane910]

lmao

[tjbigdog64]

Take it from Ol' Boy Roy - There ain't no bad hound dawgs!

[tks081506]

LoL realllly funny one I love Roy D Bygod Mercer's pranks!

[DDTdrummer]

havin a shrimp dinner and a cup o coffee.

[Timberlynn6869]

LMFAO!!! Gosh I love R.D. Mercer

[AustinLAughlin]

R.D by god Mercer!!! Im guna come down there and whoop ur ass!!! God i cant get enough of em!

[cro44magnum]

Bad bird dog sellin boy' deserves to get a 55 gallon drum of ass whuppin' poured on him