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  • not bad

  • the last pic of her TROLOLA

  • The cats XD

  • Too bad my smile always looks retarded...

  • But William Shatner IS a Greek statue

  • ... dont judge me

  • I totally laughed when she said erect, yes, I am a child :)

  • Awl the kitty cats were so adorable.

  • lol at 2:20

  • did any other immature people giggle at the word "erect"?

  • The photographer looks like SlyFox.

  • When Howcast used to be good.

  • This was really helpful, I found it great and have posted it on my website. hope you dont mind.

  • 0:42 so hot

  • But what if you'r a boy that needs to take a school picture !

  • If Dodger and Husky had a daughter. she'll probably look like her.

  • She looks like sh*t

  • the cameraman is...Eridan!?

  • step 1 : take off your bra

    did you know fat women are fat

  • step 1: look like a slut

    did you know women have boobs

  • step 1: Take off your clothes

  • 1:22 hehehehe erect :)

  • 1:25 hehe erect.....XD

  • They should of got some one prettier

  • she has a big pimple on her forehead

  • or just get photoshop..

  • a camera with flash? What does a superhero have to do with pictures?! D:

  • whats up with her makeup

  • LOOoOoOol that random guy at 1:08 xDD

  • 1:38 scared the poop outta me!

  • Isn't this the music for that video on how to prevent being like kidnapped or something?I mean how to disable an attacker?

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  • THAT was her 'funny' memory?!

  • She didnt even put the lipstick on the right way it's al lopsided and outlined

  • im gonna tell my friends to point the camera at eye level

  • yea because when people take pictures they're gonna have a photographer and take pics outside in the morning....

  • What if your bald??

  • I laught soo much at 0:43

  • all you need is photoshop XD

  • if u r jessica alba.....none of it matters....

  • What if you don't have a vagina.

  • THAT GIRL IS UGLY. IT MUST BE DESTROYED. :)

  • 1:36 Derp.

  • the photos are HILARIOUS :D

  • 1:08 OH DEAR GOD *A*

  • Trust me, step 6 is probably the best tips Howcast has ever given to me for a while

  • 0:57

    Oh Lord..

  • Ami the only one who laughed his ass out because of the epic faces she did?

  • wasn't this girl in a video by death cab for cutie?

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW U STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORK

  • you need a camera? omfg

  • if you press 7 she will be mad at you!!!

  • thumbs up if they could of used a better looking girl

  • How to look Great in Photographs:

    You will Need :

    A Photo-Editing Program ( Photoshop )

    Skills

    And a Computer.

  • Guy from Mark and Anthony (featured on Smosh) ?

  • i love how it says to clear all blemish and she has a pimple on her forheadxD

  • random guy at 1:08 ??

  • Press 4! It's watching you..

  • loooooooool

  • who's funny memories are like that :L These videos are so shit but so addictive 

  • My boyfriend thinks I could be a model, except i'm way too fucking short. ):

  • " Avoid wide angle lense, it can widen the apearences." OMG REALLY? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT.

  • White chicks.

  • Oh this made me laugh :)

  • LOOOL look at the thought at 2:19

  • @sammysnake41 she has some wierd things goin on in her head XD

  • u actually need: beautiful face. then it comes naturally

    (according to my bf i am beautiful but im not so beautiful on photographs ...then i got mad at him and sad. he said its because my beauty cannot be put into one photo <3)

  • i lolled at 1:09

  • That photographer is so mainstream

  • don't be ugly ...

  • the photographer is hot

  • WTF was that, thats the sillest thing I ever seen before

  • @JustinBieberiLove12

    Lol ikr.

  • they all have a pimple on their forehead

  • Flash ruins a lot of pictures. Natural light works best. LOL@ happy memory

  • @saritajakhere on-camera flashes ruin the photo. off-camera flash is great

  • Any tips for random family wanting pics at fammily get togethers

  • what i can do if my infront teath are big and far to each other don't apper them or what?

  • How to look good in photographs.

    Step 1: Tell the photographer to take the photo.

    Step 2: Download Photoshop software.

    Step 3: Make yourself look better.

  • i liked it better when she turned away

  • A camera with flash duh!! no shit Sherlock

  • How to look great in photographs: Don't be ugly.

  • @muthahoho ahahha...funny u thing u r beautiful?

  • @amandashuli

    We are all beautiful on the inside, girlfriend...

  • @muthahoho baby im not ur girlfriend..n i meaned not inside dear...

  • @amandashuli

    Wow. You either didn't get the joke or you're as dumb as a box of rocks.

    Which is it?

  • @muthahoho ehhh stop saying bullshit ....ok? n i m not dump ;((

  • STEP 52: LESSEN YOUR BOOBS !

  • At 1:22, are you telling to beat my meat before every picture I take? Sounds good, although school pictures may be a bit difficult.

  • how to mothafuckin how to

  • i really like her pretty face , (the concept too:)

  • so i have to do all that to get that trollface at 2:25?

  • 2:03 That's me ! I always do that in photos !

  • Did anyone else see the mascara mistake?!

  • those were really scary cats... O.O

  • Yeah of course i knew that the first commercially available color film debuted in France in 1907 DUHH!

  • I'm a great photographer and these are not good techniques! TEEEHEEEEEE!

  • Step 1. Photoshop.

    Step 2. Make it look believable.

  • A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me

  • @TheSimsAreAmazing can't wait to meet him

  • @TheSimsAreAmazing HAHHAHAHA..

  • I HATE SAYING CHEESE!

  • @L0ve4Cookies what about FUZZY BUNNY! :P

  • @reiniervanbergen the word you're looking for is is fuck, not that you would know :) have a nice day

  • optional: a body

  • She didnt exactly look great.

  • oh and there's another way : don't look at the camera , because your face will look bigger =u= just look above the camera ... ^U^ and then die :D

  • I think she is fuckable.

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  • anyone has make up in pockets or purse right?

  • Hahaha. I dont count to three with my eyes closed. I blink my eyes out and then open them

  • 1:22 lol erect

  • step 10, replace that hoe with a real model & start caking of that shit

  • Sub to FirstTeam4....we will make you happy...like drugs

  • Is this a how to or a comedy? Lol

  • how to take a myspace photo:

    step one: place camera above head pointing down at you.

    step two: stick butt out

    step three: casually put your arm at an angle to make cleavage

    step four: swoopy hair covering face

    step five: hold up a sign, or hand gesture in a teeny way that represents how society is out to get you.

    step six: photoshop the shiz out of it

  • She Forgot That Giant Spot :p

  • how to look like a dumbass in photographs

    step 1 : do everything this every thing this video says

  • LOL!!!! 1:08

  • I loved the kittens...

  • 1:08 LAWLZ

  • she has a pimple right in between her eyebrows :)

  • The camera man looks like Amir from College Humor.

  • @TheFurryPillow INCASE YOU HAVENT CHECK IT< LOOOK HOW MANTY THUmbs up you haveO_O

  • Nice breasts... No wonder she gets noticed after all. ^

  • This makes me giggle

  • my posture isn't the only thing that's erect

  • never look directly at the sun? No shit!

  • 0:56 nice sex face.

  • GRAB THE FUCKING CAMERA AND TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE !!!!!!

  • How to get thumbs up on Howcast video comments

    You will need:

    fingers

    a keyboard

    Step 1: Make witty remarks about the video in step-by-step form

    Step 2: Click post comment

  • @Shoffberger It worked! for your :D

  • @Shoffberger haha well shit i left my fingers at my friend lol

  • @Shoffberger But the button only says "Post" not "post comment"

  • @Shoffberger if you dont need a mouse, how do you click to post??

  • How to look great in photos?

    Step 1. borrow someone else's face.

  • She does not know how to put on lipstick..

  • That's not happy that's scary

  • Uh you might want to put make up over that bump in between your eyebrows.

  • i laughed so hard at 1:08 with that guy and at 1:36. xDDDDD

  • step one: wait for the picture to be taken, its yourself, you dont neeed to change for a photo. thats it.

  • at first i thought it said how to look great in pornographs

  • that woman freaks me out..

  • 0.46 WTF !!

  • @TheFurryPillow its so true

  • @TheFurryPillow i dont have a lonly saturday night but will a Sunday night work XD XD Jk

  • Creepy photographer ftw

  • You will need: Photoshop.. tank you, goodbye.

  • YOU WILL NEED: A photographer and a camera with flash...well NO FUCKING SHIT

  • You will need:

    to be beautiful/handsome

  • So according to this, look at a bright light to make pupils smaller, then close your eyes so you wont blink, for three seconds to make them bigger than before. Got it.

  • you will need: frank west

  • step one;

    dont take pictures or yourself/ wear a bag over your face.

  • LOL at step 8; 1:55

    She blinked straight away after she opened her eyes

  • i love howcast!!!

  • :)Step 1: look great

  • ok this will tack a long time to see all of the vids

  • step one: DONT TAKE A PICTURE!!!

  • Step 1: Get an ugly person. step 2: Get an pretty person. Get in the middle .

  • laugh button- 1:08 

  • STEP 1: Get a picture

    STEP 2: Photoshop it !

  • Degene die de camera bediend moet vakkundig zijn hoezo dat?

  • @TheFurryPillow And a penis

  • Great, now I can send illegal pictures of my penis to my long distant girlfriend Naomi. (Btw she has nice titts (girl in video))

  • Man she looks like she's goin to murder me at 2:25

  • wait how will i buy photgrapher

  • 0:56 - nice face! :D

  • This is the most helpfull Howcast I've come across yet, and she's really pretty!

  • @sacricolist No she isn't, that's just the camera tricks.

  • @851852093114208513 I'm talking about realistically pretty, not over done pop and movie star pretty. Yeah, she's making stupid faces, but she's also an attractive looking, real person.

  • @sacricolist I actually don't find many of them that attractive. And I do know what you mean, I was just making a joke relevant to the topic of the video.

  • @851852093114208513 Oh! I'm sorry, I'm pretty bad at detecting sarcasm through text alone. My bad!

  • what was the name of the cartoon in this???

  • @QualityKills98 i think its felix the cat but im most likely wrong