DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW U STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORK
u actually need: beautiful face. then it comes naturally
(according to my bf i am beautiful but im not so beautiful on photographs ...then i got mad at him and sad. he said its because my beauty cannot be put into one photo <3)
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
So according to this, look at a bright light to make pupils smaller, then close your eyes so you wont blink, for three seconds to make them bigger than before. Got it.
you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to cop
@851852093114208513 I'm talking about realistically pretty, not over done pop and movie star pretty. Yeah, she's making stupid faces, but she's also an attractive looking, real person.
@sacricolist I actually don't find many of them that attractive. And I do know what you mean, I was just making a joke relevant to the topic of the video.
not bad
aliakbarraja2000 2 hours ago
the last pic of her TROLOLA
RejectedSkye 17 hours ago
The cats XD
rekaepa 2 days ago
Too bad my smile always looks retarded...
KatieBrittanyy 4 days ago
But William Shatner IS a Greek statue
740am 1 week ago
... dont judge me
foxking39 1 week ago
I totally laughed when she said erect, yes, I am a child :)
kaziibabylovesuxx1 2 weeks ago
Awl the kitty cats were so adorable.
teddybearrrluv16 2 weeks ago 2
lol at 2:20
ergentonio 2 weeks ago
did any other immature people giggle at the word "erect"?
mercedesyay 2 weeks ago
The photographer looks like SlyFox.
xNicky30x 3 weeks ago
When Howcast used to be good.
MageDagger 3 weeks ago
This was really helpful, I found it great and have posted it on my website. hope you dont mind.
tocanvas 3 weeks ago
0:42 so hot
amyhatesyouxo 3 weeks ago
But what if you'r a boy that needs to take a school picture !
wwmitchelww1 3 weeks ago
If Dodger and Husky had a daughter. she'll probably look like her.
EcoDimension 4 weeks ago
She looks like sh*t
hardtokill567 4 weeks ago
the cameraman is...Eridan!?
LocoCoco73 4 weeks ago
step 1 : take off your bra
did you know fat women are fat
alinka2111 4 weeks ago
step 1: look like a slut
did you know women have boobs
TheCaitlyn97 1 month ago
step 1: Take off your clothes
profirenet 1 month ago
1:22 hehehehe erect :)
Missimo24 1 month ago
1:25 hehe erect.....XD
Missimo24 1 month ago
They should of got some one prettier
cowgirl01k 1 month ago
she has a big pimple on her forehead
TheCrasella 1 month ago
or just get photoshop..
awininegeno 1 month ago 28
a camera with flash? What does a superhero have to do with pictures?! D:
WickedexProductions 1 month ago
whats up with her makeup
danniliang100 1 month ago
LOOoOoOol that random guy at 1:08 xDD
IJustAtePeanutButter 2 months ago 13
1:38 scared the poop outta me!
EasternPancakes77 2 months ago
Isn't this the music for that video on how to prevent being like kidnapped or something?I mean how to disable an attacker?
AnnaBanana24135 2 months ago
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AnnaBanana24135 2 months ago
THAT was her 'funny' memory?!
tabithalovell13xx 2 months ago
She didnt even put the lipstick on the right way it's al lopsided and outlined
snakexpert552 2 months ago
im gonna tell my friends to point the camera at eye level
xxjoni23 2 months ago
yea because when people take pictures they're gonna have a photographer and take pics outside in the morning....
xxjoni23 2 months ago
What if your bald??
TheWerton1 2 months ago
I laught soo much at 0:43
Klexyaful 2 months ago
all you need is photoshop XD
AubrxMineCandy 2 months ago
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the good ones look just as bad :/
flyingflapjack567 3 months ago
if u r jessica alba.....none of it matters....
retrotw 3 months ago
What if you don't have a vagina.
Dvandy24 3 months ago
THAT GIRL IS UGLY. IT MUST BE DESTROYED. :)
Ternation1 3 months ago
1:36 Derp.
JujuGotSwag 3 months ago
the photos are HILARIOUS :D
123muxic 3 months ago
1:08 OH DEAR GOD *A*
SpotAimDeadAIW 3 months ago
Trust me, step 6 is probably the best tips Howcast has ever given to me for a while
GerardoArwi57 3 months ago
0:57
Oh Lord..
xxMikayla99xx 3 months ago
Ami the only one who laughed his ass out because of the epic faces she did?
DarkForm31 3 months ago
wasn't this girl in a video by death cab for cutie?
redryan20000 3 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW U STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORK
misscupcake48 3 months ago
you need a camera? omfg
Tommyponny1 3 months ago
if you press 7 she will be mad at you!!!
tdkomar321 3 months ago
thumbs up if they could of used a better looking girl
spritemaker543 3 months ago
How to look Great in Photographs:
You will Need :
A Photo-Editing Program ( Photoshop )
Skills
And a Computer.
faraz569 3 months ago
Guy from Mark and Anthony (featured on Smosh) ?
RabiRose 3 months ago
i love how it says to clear all blemish and she has a pimple on her forheadxD
GiannaBridget65 3 months ago
random guy at 1:08 ??
bubleboy600 3 months ago
Press 4! It's watching you..
ChronicEdits 4 months ago
loooooooool
pookinapooky 4 months ago
who's funny memories are like that :L These videos are so shit but so addictive
kateemaria 4 months ago
My boyfriend thinks I could be a model, except i'm way too fucking short. ):
macncheesenadia 4 months ago
" Avoid wide angle lense, it can widen the apearences." OMG REALLY? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT.
iSayrawr95 4 months ago
White chicks.
UnitedChickens 4 months ago
Oh this made me laugh :)
americanhersheybar 4 months ago
LOOOL look at the thought at 2:19
sammysnake41 4 months ago
@sammysnake41 she has some wierd things goin on in her head XD
911AWESOMENESS55 4 months ago
u actually need: beautiful face. then it comes naturally
(according to my bf i am beautiful but im not so beautiful on photographs ...then i got mad at him and sad. he said its because my beauty cannot be put into one photo <3)
MissViolet241 4 months ago
i lolled at 1:09
VEVORewind 4 months ago
That photographer is so mainstream
Alhummerr 4 months ago
don't be ugly ...
halloikbenXD 4 months ago
the photographer is hot
fonkelster 4 months ago
WTF was that, thats the sillest thing I ever seen before
TheAmonamarth17 4 months ago
@JustinBieberiLove12
Lol ikr.
coolcat1able 4 months ago
they all have a pimple on their forehead
The01Gaby 4 months ago
Flash ruins a lot of pictures. Natural light works best. LOL@ happy memory
saritajakhere 4 months ago 71
@saritajakhere on-camera flashes ruin the photo. off-camera flash is great
ashkibala1 3 months ago
Any tips for random family wanting pics at fammily get togethers
tiffyj85 5 months ago 34
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How to look great in photographs: Don't take photographs
tokiohotelkls1 5 months ago
what i can do if my infront teath are big and far to each other don't apper them or what?
yara946 5 months ago
How to look good in photographs.
Step 1: Tell the photographer to take the photo.
Step 2: Download Photoshop software.
Step 3: Make yourself look better.
Itheanonymous 5 months ago
i liked it better when she turned away
RSAlbusPotter 5 months ago
A camera with flash duh!! no shit Sherlock
armenic99 5 months ago
How to look great in photographs: Don't be ugly.
muthahoho 5 months ago 3
@muthahoho ahahha...funny u thing u r beautiful?
amandashuli 4 months ago
@amandashuli
We are all beautiful on the inside, girlfriend...
muthahoho 4 months ago
@muthahoho baby im not ur girlfriend..n i meaned not inside dear...
amandashuli 4 months ago
@amandashuli
Wow. You either didn't get the joke or you're as dumb as a box of rocks.
Which is it?
muthahoho 4 months ago
@muthahoho ehhh stop saying bullshit ....ok? n i m not dump ;((
amandashuli 4 months ago
STEP 52: LESSEN YOUR BOOBS !
TheDjflorax 5 months ago
At 1:22, are you telling to beat my meat before every picture I take? Sounds good, although school pictures may be a bit difficult.
GUNGUY1998 5 months ago
how to mothafuckin how to
MoldovaGaming 5 months ago
i really like her pretty face , (the concept too:)
terceiraxxi 5 months ago
so i have to do all that to get that trollface at 2:25?
GrandAkuma 5 months ago
2:03 That's me ! I always do that in photos !
Harpiieboy 5 months ago
Did anyone else see the mascara mistake?!
AnnAnn240 5 months ago
those were really scary cats... O.O
lalitalisa17 5 months ago
Yeah of course i knew that the first commercially available color film debuted in France in 1907 DUHH!
Romp22 5 months ago 2
I'm a great photographer and these are not good techniques! TEEEHEEEEEE!
MrSharan1997 5 months ago
Step 1. Photoshop.
Step 2. Make it look believable.
AnarchyAlexis 5 months ago
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
TheSimsAreAmazing 5 months ago 3
@TheSimsAreAmazing can't wait to meet him
TheAndron55 4 months ago
@TheSimsAreAmazing HAHHAHAHA..
poophorsie 2 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
whitepandaman1 5 months ago
I HATE SAYING CHEESE!
L0ve4Cookies 5 months ago
@L0ve4Cookies what about FUZZY BUNNY! :P
venomrules166 5 months ago
@reiniervanbergen the word you're looking for is is fuck, not that you would know :) have a nice day
Teenscenequeen98 5 months ago
optional: a body
behind0the0mask 5 months ago
She didnt exactly look great.
1337pokie 5 months ago
oh and there's another way : don't look at the camera , because your face will look bigger =u= just look above the camera ... ^U^ and then die :D
andrerocksims2 5 months ago
I think she is fuckable.
Quatchkopf 5 months ago
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0:42 I ate too much powdered donuts.
iSayrawr95 5 months ago
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iSayrawr95 5 months ago
anyone has make up in pockets or purse right?
LegoManBountyHunter 5 months ago
Hahaha. I dont count to three with my eyes closed. I blink my eyes out and then open them
alicet909 5 months ago
1:22 lol erect
Mrhamburgerable 5 months ago 11
step 10, replace that hoe with a real model & start caking of that shit
zerozebra 5 months ago
Sub to FirstTeam4....we will make you happy...like drugs
FirstTeam4 6 months ago
Is this a how to or a comedy? Lol
PentwaterStudios 6 months ago
how to take a myspace photo:
step one: place camera above head pointing down at you.
step two: stick butt out
step three: casually put your arm at an angle to make cleavage
step four: swoopy hair covering face
step five: hold up a sign, or hand gesture in a teeny way that represents how society is out to get you.
step six: photoshop the shiz out of it
KalidescopeKreations 6 months ago
She Forgot That Giant Spot :p
BunnyFunny2000 6 months ago
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did you know: SHES HOT
nuthead611 6 months ago
how to look like a dumbass in photographs
step 1 : do everything this every thing this video says
nicemanfollow 6 months ago
LOL!!!! 1:08
randompersonsayhi 6 months ago
I loved the kittens...
MalolaAnime 6 months ago
1:08 LAWLZ
IDidNotPickThisName 6 months ago
she has a pimple right in between her eyebrows :)
Cochi78945 6 months ago 3
The camera man looks like Amir from College Humor.
TheOrlando7473 6 months ago 2
@TheFurryPillow INCASE YOU HAVENT CHECK IT< LOOOK HOW MANTY THUmbs up you haveO_O
00Powell 6 months ago
Nice breasts... No wonder she gets noticed after all. ^
SmartSeer 6 months ago
This makes me giggle
underxstars 6 months ago
my posture isn't the only thing that's erect
glazealotabrass420 6 months ago 95
@glazealotabrass420 -.-
Gimmt61 4 months ago
never look directly at the sun? No shit!
B1KMusic 6 months ago
0:56 nice sex face.
Narwhals27 6 months ago 3
GRAB THE FUCKING CAMERA AND TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE !!!!!!
MeGiiiGaGa 6 months ago 5
How to get thumbs up on Howcast video comments
You will need:
fingers
a keyboard
Step 1: Make witty remarks about the video in step-by-step form
Step 2: Click post comment
Shoffberger 6 months ago 267
@Shoffberger It worked! for your :D
CrazyVidBlog 5 months ago
@Shoffberger haha well shit i left my fingers at my friend lol
missmaximaaltje 5 months ago
@Shoffberger But the button only says "Post" not "post comment"
wojtuniakfrog 5 months ago
@Shoffberger if you dont need a mouse, how do you click to post??
matawin2 3 months ago
How to look great in photos?
Step 1. borrow someone else's face.
confettistar 6 months ago 4
She does not know how to put on lipstick..
WeDontCAREx 6 months ago
That's not happy that's scary
master10yoni 6 months ago
Uh you might want to put make up over that bump in between your eyebrows.
Bestgameplayer10 6 months ago
i laughed so hard at 1:08 with that guy and at 1:36. xDDDDD
CammersLuvsYouLots 6 months ago
step one: wait for the picture to be taken, its yourself, you dont neeed to change for a photo. thats it.
dede123456ful 6 months ago 2
at first i thought it said how to look great in pornographs
FSXflyer12 6 months ago
that woman freaks me out..
MadForGaming 6 months ago
0.46 WTF !!
PosingAdrianIPL 6 months ago
@TheFurryPillow its so true
skateallday900 6 months ago
@TheFurryPillow i dont have a lonly saturday night but will a Sunday night work XD XD Jk
maplecookie66 6 months ago
Creepy photographer ftw
EveryoneIsBoring 6 months ago
You will need: Photoshop.. tank you, goodbye.
hugobarbosa13 6 months ago
YOU WILL NEED: A photographer and a camera with flash...well NO FUCKING SHIT
hazzabananza 6 months ago
You will need:
to be beautiful/handsome
armadyllah 6 months ago
So according to this, look at a bright light to make pupils smaller, then close your eyes so you wont blink, for three seconds to make them bigger than before. Got it.
wjpp1214 6 months ago 2
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you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to cop
TheSilentkilla10 6 months ago
you will need: frank west
TheFugiapple12 6 months ago
step one;
dont take pictures or yourself/ wear a bag over your face.
spongypillows 6 months ago
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jschoepplein100 6 months ago
LOL at step 8; 1:55
She blinked straight away after she opened her eyes
majorLOLOL 6 months ago 3
i love howcast!!!
ttran16cle 6 months ago
:)Step 1: look great
compugirl03 6 months ago
ok this will tack a long time to see all of the vids
jonathanfly5 6 months ago
step one: DONT TAKE A PICTURE!!!
MeliRam98 6 months ago
Step 1: Get an ugly person. step 2: Get an pretty person. Get in the middle .
Dungeonboytellem 6 months ago
laugh button- 1:08
narutothewinnerof100 6 months ago
STEP 1: Get a picture
STEP 2: Photoshop it !
robybooy 6 months ago 3
Degene die de camera bediend moet vakkundig zijn hoezo dat?
katara244 6 months ago
@TheFurryPillow And a penis
SuperKiller2929 6 months ago
Great, now I can send illegal pictures of my penis to my long distant girlfriend Naomi. (Btw she has nice titts (girl in video))
YouLoseAndGetSpam 6 months ago
Man she looks like she's goin to murder me at 2:25
rrr222ful 6 months ago
wait how will i buy photgrapher
jaseminful1 6 months ago
0:56 - nice face! :D
Karelyn1100 7 months ago
This is the most helpfull Howcast I've come across yet, and she's really pretty!
sacricolist 7 months ago
@sacricolist No she isn't, that's just the camera tricks.
851852093114208513 6 months ago
@851852093114208513 I'm talking about realistically pretty, not over done pop and movie star pretty. Yeah, she's making stupid faces, but she's also an attractive looking, real person.
sacricolist 6 months ago
@sacricolist I actually don't find many of them that attractive. And I do know what you mean, I was just making a joke relevant to the topic of the video.
851852093114208513 6 months ago
@851852093114208513 Oh! I'm sorry, I'm pretty bad at detecting sarcasm through text alone. My bad!
sacricolist 6 months ago
what was the name of the cartoon in this???
QualityKills98 7 months ago
@QualityKills98 i think its felix the cat but im most likely wrong
XGerardxxWayXmCrLvR 6 months ago