How to hook up / date with School Girls

[chrisrobb084]

nice you just helped me !!!!!!!!!!



[sonickirby20]

thks so much

[MG2R]

Why didn't I ever see this when he published it? :(

[SuperJackdrummer]

OMG I laughing like mad

Thanks!

[Deliwaiter510]

do you blink? 

[travisploeger1]

POWWW!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[hmmwomen]

Lollll funny but oh so true tips! I'm real curious what you think about the advice the women give in my own videos? They're not that funny, but they are hot lol

[gregify13]

-.- toooo complicated.....ill just puntch her in the mouth and dragg her to my man cave :D happy times

[runescape1sux]

a person who actualy understands women... Danny you're a god

[armandssssful]

URGHMMM URRGHMMM IN THE MOUTH O,O !!

[TheIronman268]

had me cryin hahahahahaha

[lemonboy94]

i am gona try this !

[XXsuperbadchickyXX]

this guy is a genius xD

[XiXGuitarDemonXiX]

omg so true.

[TheBnwofficial]

Goddam ^^

Faved thumps up and subscribed

[ogopogo83]

wow, a guy who's not confused by the opposite sex

[XioC652]

rofl... fucking hilarious

[mrsmudgew5]

how do you get a date on facebook

[theaveragedaisy]

@mrsmudgew5 you dont

[acebit23]

dude youre the best

[abaddawg1]

awesome



[overdriven77]

but what if that chick sits in the first seat in the classroom???

[ACDCBoy62]

@overdriven77 Well, then the chick is probably smart and none of this shit applies!

[OviOvinet]

lol, this is my way of hooking chicks, I mean quite the same Idea, and it works perfectly :D

[conolizz]

Lol

[valenoye]

lol

[l2thej2000]

Funny

[T0pFlight11]

Your kinda Weirdd But you The Shyttt hahahah.. This The Video Bruh lmaooo

[Lukeweathered]

lol he knows what heess saying !! lolol

[XXtoxicwastevidsXX]

I Had to pause a couple times because i was laughing so much XD

[spartadj]

53 ppl got turned down

[shorantheman]

I never found that mustache commercial.......I looked......

[aysharpietwintip13]

@shorantheman i know right

[Iamdancingwithhorses]

Actually a fair number of girls won't go after a guy if their friend hangs out with them/the guy ignores them. There are also alot of girls who this stuff works on, but seriously. All girls are different!!!! get to know what the girl is like

[SkateEmerica19]

Dude WTF haha this guy sounds/looks/is on crack but it's hilarious

[thereisLOVEinrain]

omg, that part "i think it's you...youmake me smile" i would die if someone told me that. i'd be like "awwwwww" <3

[xXxxLilKitKatxxXx]

@BobLeKatt STFU!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YHUU?! UR A REAL BXTCH! U KNOW THAT?! TT^TT U MAKE ME SICK! GO PHUCK URSELF U FUCKING DIPSHIT! URGHHHH!!! -;'[

[harboee]

"Now she knows that you like her. Now's the perfect time to ignore her again." This really works. But the ignore could be the most frustrating thing for a guy. Make sure you have "side-projects" with hot girls and make sure she knows about them. That will make her frustrated.

[liljebooni]

some of that stuff actually could have worked on me..! But not the ignoring or taking out my friend.. that would make me hate both of you a little.

[Cobra91Serbia]

02:20 EPIC WIN

[TheNikeBrotherz]

dont do the ignore thingh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i lost thAt way someone important !!!

nw she she hates me and ignoring me :(

pls help!!!!

[midgard83]

@TheNikeBrotherz ever tried honesty with her ? and i mean blunt honesty, right up to her face: "tried ignoring u to seem out-of-reach for you in hopes that u'll prove me wrong.. that backfired nicely thank you. but now that THAT's out of the way how about we start over : "hi i'm ... " but only try it if u're sincere about starting things over. if she still says no, then she's not worth thinking about

[jackpython221]

this is an expectable smile...:D this is not... :P

[02mustang38v6]

haha lol there's nothing chicks like more than fucking over their very best friend.

so true

[ncisforever15]

i really don't know why but he REALLY reminds me of hugh laurie!! but this was awesome!!

[multi5sss]

Amazing so true

[kim858585]

cool dude,makes more vid++AAA

[deminicki]

this is an acceptable smile, Hi, this is unacceptable smile, HHUAHAUAHUAU, great you've got the smile, next when ever you have an occasion to talk to her say nice things ' i like puppies, and kittens' not upsetting things ' I like baking puppies and kittens in the microwave' THEY GO POPPOPOPOP  AND THEN THERE EYES COME OUT AND THEY NEVER STOP SCREAMING, AWW MAN THAT SCREAMING GETS ME OFF!!!

HEY DANNY I LOVE YOU !and stop at 0:48 :D

[TheMushroomsAreHere]

@deminicki Great job!

you can type what you hear!

[TheDannylover123]

press "8" really fast, and hear tit :D

[TheRiddle0FSteel]

lmfao

[aimee22xxo]

Hahaha

[12345thechickmagnet]

dude you're funny and smart

[Jenamonty]

Not cool. Would you like it if someone talked about doing those sexual/violent things to your mom?

[MICKYD2296]

danny you devious bastard

[MICKYD2296]

if she says no mh mh mh mh mh IN THE MOUF

[BobLeKatt]

Tell her that dating is very special to you and that you took your own sister to the prom because you did not want to give a girl the wrong idea by asking her out and then not going through with the marriage.

[BobLeKatt]

Tell her you were going to be gay until you saw her for the first time.

[BobLeKatt]

If she smokes, ask her if she ever had a fart that smelled like cig smoke.

[BobLeKatt]

Tell her you were molested as a youngster so that she will feel sorry for you.

[BobLeKatt]

Ask what her favorite historical figure is, and then say yours is the phallus because it controls everything in life.

[BobLeKatt]

Ask her not to wear makeup, shave her legs or crotch, or bathe, because you want to get to know the real her. if she thinks that is weird, tell her that when Napoleon was coming home from Moscow, he sent a letter to his mistress in Paris asking her not to bathe for 2 weeks prior to his arrival so that he could enjoy her more.

[BobLeKatt]

Tell her not to worry if her labia are uneven because one of your balls hangs down lower than the other.

[BobLeKatt]

Try to find things in common, like if you are both shaved or neither of you are.

[BobLeKatt]

A girl likes a guy who will take care of her. So tell her to give you her phone bill, utility bills, and say you will take care of them for her. But wait a month or two to be sure things are working out before you pay them. Or just don't pay them and say you wanted to pay them but your mom wouldn;'t let you.

[BobLeKatt]

Ask for her advice on important decisions. Like say you are thinking of getting circumcised and see what she thinks.

[BobLeKatt]

And try to establish closeness on something political, such as:

Man: "Did you ever date a black guy?"

Girl: "No."

Man: "Oh Thank God! I hate n***rs too."

She will like that kind of stuff.

[BobLeKatt]

Sharing childhood memories brings about closeness. I tell girls I can remember my dad telling my mom, "You are a legend in your own slime."

[BobLeKatt]

Remember to offer little pre-planned compliments to make her feel good, such as: "Wow, that looks really nice. My ex-girlfriend's gash looks like a bad surgical mistake."

[BobLeKatt]

Another effective compliment you can offer a girl is this: "You are really fantastic! The odor is hardly noticeable at all. In fact, unless someone was really concentrating on it like from a past experience or something, he would not even know about the odor. You must do a really good job of cleaning it."

[alfonsoriascosponchi]

nice it does work

[aizik2005]

DATING SUCKS!

[dirthotch1982]

Douch bag of the year! I bet cuz gets fat hoes.

[aznyook1]

Is that gonna work?

[killstrike6]

IN THE MOUF

[channelqinfo]

LOL! IM SUBB! SO FUNNY!

[poontang509]

hahahahahahaahah 0:34

[adubrd1223]

1:40 so uncalled for hahahaha

[xxTJJxx1]

punch the bitch in the fucking mouth, grab her by the throat and take her back to your house..... NO wait No that wont work no,, ROLF

[beratk69]

what if the friend turns you down?

[MrLastlived]

@beratk69 Then ask some other friend

[cookiesforsanta]

fly eyes fly!!!

[DebKicksTrees]

So practice your not creepy smile and get some :)

[dylanguitarguru]

i know all of these things and im not ugly... but these kind of scenarios never happen. Ever.

[TashaRevolution]

omfg danny you're the god. not that this will help me, but I want an awesome guy like you so I'll watch this video over and over again

[DeadAndRed]

Hey Danny, I thought your "How to hook up / date with School Girls" was nice, it helped me out, but could you make a video on how to keep the girl interested in you? Or how to make her more interested in you?

[Simple7ify]

"I wanna fuck you in your mouth till your eye-balls fall out."

[zeljkothegreekserb]

in the MOUTH!!! hahahah

[grinderinto]

cocaine is one hell of a drug

[54ACKO54]

I Play Voleyball, when we play with chicks I always use your tehnicque and it works, chicks just come to me and tell me that they like me.. Tahnx aloott Danny Now I am popular... Lol andd sorry about my bad english..

[Spectrallink]

2:23 OH GOD! SO TRUE! LOL'D SO HARD!

[sistahhhs]

Lmfao yeah this would work on me too, but only if it were Danny hitting on me :)

[DeadSgtBubbles]

i was eating and the last part area it made me throw up all over the comp loling

[ominence5]

EPIC! This guy if fucking awesome!! haha

[alioz2008]

Press play for higher quality video

[TaKeItLiKaMaN]

Awesome lmao.

[epic1element]

you're a geeenius

[epic1element]

you're a geeenius

[thekiller131]

better than dane cook? i think so!

[XclusivSnipezz]

almost third

[XclusivSnipezz]

thanks man it really worked i got this really hot chick to fo out with me and niw were on second base

[MrDJVIRUS619]

haha it worked lol

[ExileCU]

i was looking for female hooks for songs :P , and your video was first to pop up XD, i thought it was gonnabe dumb.. but your actually really great :D this is too jokes :P plus more halfly true ;)

[lauren5Michelle]

hahahah. i the mouf

[SmartWaterAddictx]

the sad thing is...i'm a girl and this shit might actually work on some people........... but the ignoring thing not as much,

[rtardbox]

this guy is like jim carrey's little, retarded brother

[PsyilencerBeats]

HOLY WACKA MOLLY LOOK AT HIS FACE

[sahooq]

better yet let your buddy punch her in the face , then 2 days later pretend you are worried about her and want to take care of her . it worked for me 2nd phone call and i was in her pants

[4lok043va]

the smile was good advice. Kittens and Puppies might put you in the friend zone. This guy is creepy. If you want regular advice for dudes I'd say google "Hooking Up and Staying Hooked". Great site. Check it Out!!

Also this guy says some f**ked up s***.

[fatnurgle]

nice

[hardnrg691]

Once a bitch....Always a bitch

[monchyIB2b]

i must say, THAT IS SO GOD DAMN RIGHT! i am a school girl myself, and i'd prolly go for that xD

although now, i DO have better things to do xD

[SaruCharmed]

LOL Aw man, that screaming gets me off...

[Mcdirtysweets]

lol "i wanna fuck you in the mouth until your eyed fall out" lmfaoooo

[kalelgold]

Mr.sir thx i going to try that tomorrow i hop this work if it don't im going to beat the shit out of you

[meat283]

there is nothing more girls like then fucking over their best frineds

[hahaveryfunny7]

o my god hahahaha fucking genious haha

[killinseankillin]

your the biggest fag i have seen in the world

[asbirdsdo]

"I don't know. I'm not really sure. I think it's you. I think you make me smile."

That was cute :) but then you kept talking. -_-

[TheDespticon]

HAHA nice vid man keep up the good work :D

[crumpify]

THANK YOU!! LOL.

[KarateKid430]

the thing if you have accidentally made a bad impression when you come to a school because you upset a popular person is that the girls wont like you and neither will their friend because they dont even know you and you're not that popular. What would I do then? And about hooking up, what is it about. One of my friends said you just go for it, but on the camp people know who was hooking up (kissing randomly when they dont like each other in that way)

[desgranador]

hahahahahHhhhahahhHAHHHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH THE I WANNA FUCK UP PART WHAS THE FUNIEST THING IVE HEARD TODAY!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[hateme4youu]

so subscribing to you!

[MangaMan90]

BEST REPORT EVEEER ! funny... and TRUE ! :D

[hethan367]

holy shit dude yuor awsome

[itachiuchia101]

lol'd

[Terza94]

this actually works, for me atleast....

[nekogang5551]

hah that is s fucking funny i couldnt stop laughing man..oh im practicing my smile blergh! HAHHA great advice 2 :P

[Orlando2914]

Brilliant!

[eyesofmuffin]

this is axtually really good advice. imma girl and im totally with you, but with me talking about mutilation and random shit is A. OK

[TheDemonSlayer2900]

Danny please make a video about Lady Gaga being a member of the organization called Illuminaty ty very much this your lemon drop TDS

[distube10]

dress good act good and the chicks will flock on to you

[scenegirl135]

how do u ask a guy outt????

[yilmaz1880]

your very smart and funny better then jim carrey;)thnx fir the advise from the netherlands

[BOSS2DEEZ]

man this shit is fuccin funny... i'd follow yo guide if i had no game

[8280nelly]

funniest thing ever!

[uhh57]

lmao funny shit. but it works

haha except for the cave man shit!!!

[cometickleme]

you are hilariuos !!!!

[rawmeister99]

i like ur comedy

[hugzybaby12]

holy sh*t your hilarious xD

[warpvolta22]

ur hella fukin funny man

[ReginaLeigh95]

Holy shut I love you. Fuckin hilarious

[coffemate221]

well thats all correct xD.... smiling frequently can hook up girls xD.... i tried it xD.....

[Urstupid19]

Jahhahahahhahahhahhahahhhahhaa I wana fuck u in the mouth utill ur eyes pop out

[flipski909]

actually really good advise, im actually really impressed. All that flowers and fairy tail shit don't work in real life kiddies.

[TheMW2sniperz]

thumbs up for punching the chick in the face and taking her to your house! GET SOME!

[Natkonichiwa]

Pinch her in the mouth!!!! Lol so funny man!

[oscent1]

hilarious :)))))) omfg



[sandersjacob]

dude spot on mate!!!!

[Veneficuss0]

hahahahaha :) ovo je najjace .... nice work !!! U PIIICHKUU MATERINUUU

[MAJORTOM009]

fucking hilarious dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tez4569]

wow funny shit

[NarutoXras3ngan]

thanks dude i got my dick sucked 8D

[iMaRiiNo13]

i actually peed in my pants a little its soooo funny lolol

[SAPHIRAPINK]

hello ms gomez what you doing

[GDOLL94]

soooooo funny

[mangiardi1]

i can tell by the way you talk that you like oral sex

[creepske]

hahahahah dude i though u were kinda gay at first but i was fucking kakin up laughing at the end hahahahah...goodwork

[theadib007]

ha cool but all style r old plz do something new ?

[SethOlson1992]

You make me cry tears of joy.

[Orlando2914]

Brilliant!

[turgalicious2]

Ahahaha 1:52

[MrMannyel]

loooool 1:24

[Harr7cobl3d1k]

punch the bitch in the mouth grab her by the throat and take her back to ur house lol

[BigWhiteSun]

U could seriously do this as stand up but it's so true too thats why it's so good.

[mbibovski]

0:34 LOL!!

[twicksbar]

So funny, yet so true

[iruskas]

ahahahahhha!! you should do TV shows or stand up comedy!!!

[snipaboy666]

haha thats some funny shit

SO FUNNY!