Dude, I had a serious case of a stiff neck when I pinched one of the major arteries and had to wear a collar on-and-off for a month while the bruising healed. My douchebag of a brother would purposefully be behind me to get my attention so that I would do --what we ended up calling-- the "batman turn".
Fucking hell, this is my life as of three weeks ago. I seem to love periodically pinching a nerve in my neck that gets worse as the day goes on. By the end of the day, as I'm driving home, I roll my head back into the headrest, gape forward and generally do my best to make Stephen Hawking look like an upwardly mobile athlete.
I'm so glad that I found you! I originally found you through JPmetz, ya know, when she actually did funny videos, and I used to just check in with you from time to time, but NOW......you have really polished your talents and your channel rocks. Congrats on being awesome!
I fractured my C2 bone and had to wear a halo for 7 months. I totally know what its like not being able to use ur neck. I should have done the robot tho...i was in a metal practical bird cage looking deal. Unrad
@Asolisus I almost forgot that you to learn how to spell correctly to write my opinion about some "faggot" there you happy? and second of all i really don't care what you say cause i dont know you. Still doesnt change my mind about all his stupid "faggot" videos :)
I only clicked on this video because I thought he was going to complain about morning wood. Still funny though, I HATE having a stiff neck in the morning
I came here for all the wrong reasons...
Erroneous09 16 hours ago
Your mom is a great actor!
saiyukiaoi 2 days ago
like if u hear neck and were extremely disappointed
TheAlececo 2 days ago
Lmao, I do that when I pull out of the drive way! LOLOLOLOL
jojofoshosho77 4 days ago
lmao i love watchin ur videos they make my day.. ur soo handsome..
VegasBella91 6 days ago
crYING omg
movinupandout 6 days ago
Yeah im just casually doing the robot :)
myrfswag13 1 week ago
we all have a mom like that or know someone who has !! :)
01Tobz 1 week ago
i love the mom laughing and making fun of him... haha
01Tobz 1 week ago
I thought he was talkin about boners too , you guys .. its ok , smh lmaoo !
ParissDiorVLOG 1 week ago
Thought you were gonna give us all insight on morning-time boners...
GreenyDoodle 2 weeks ago 6
LOL your mom!!! love her
aprilmay90585 2 weeks ago
It's funny how your neck takes the sympathy vote ;)
Joddyman21 2 weeks ago
what were u doing with ur neck last night! LOL
bagelback3X6 3 weeks ago
Oh your neck.. dissapointed
DeannaSmithMusica 3 weeks ago
his moms laugh...soo funny xD
meatloaf0192 3 weeks ago
"Niick !" ... "What?" .. "hahahahahahahahahahaha !!!" too good xD
ANDYYxoxo 3 weeks ago 5
I thought this was about waking up with a stiffy, but further south, lol. The video is funny anyway.
rxcxavier7 3 weeks ago
God. I have one now!
XxisitjustenoughxX 3 weeks ago
HIS MOM IS SOOO CUTE <3.
katiemourtosify 3 weeks ago 2
Who the fuck is the fatass at the end??
dreamspire91 3 weeks ago
your car doesn't have mirrors?
missXmarie0990 4 weeks ago
is he gay
nightrider3479 4 weeks ago
Start cracking your neck more often
dpsdude5 1 month ago
"Waking Up with a Stiffy"
Girls: Oooh ;D
Beginning: Hey boys and girls, have you ever woken up with a stiff neck.
*Clicks on another video*
GMODN00B 1 month ago 5
LOL the mom!
brownieee96 1 month ago
lol, strech. problem solved ;)
Johne1389 1 month ago
I want to be friends with the mom in this video.. lol
QtBilly1979 1 month ago
hahaha the mom is hilarious!
abeille1217 1 month ago
58 people have stiffies
CUTECARAMELCOOKIE 1 month ago
Your eyes are so big and brown!
Woulfes 1 month ago
I love your mom.
LoveMyLibby 1 month ago
this has actually been me the past 3 days. It's getting better, but it sucks so much ass for a few days.
DerekRox202 1 month ago
yeah i wake up with a stiffy, sometimes its throbbing
MrBigz55555 1 month ago
Happened to me! I had to do heat wraps every few hours over a three day weekend to be able to move it at all. Wtf happens when we sleep?
keysaysassah 1 month ago
oh my god.....I have the same bed set
illicitxlies 1 month ago
Lololol
EverythingMaranda 1 month ago
cute yorkie
JoeMacchiato 1 month ago
funny, check out Shit LA Agents Say
sicilyrockmore 1 month ago
LMAO Loved it because it's all true.
Stephanie102684 1 month ago
Lol, this title is so misleading.
SmooveKido 1 month ago 306
Admit it. You all watched it because you thought it was about boners
TeleporterMC 1 month ago 6
i keep clicking on this video cause i think youre gonna talk about waking up with a boner
ravo20 1 month ago
You are hot!
KammieRose 1 month ago
@ 1:12 he looks like Mr. Bean. Aha!
LeafySuburb 1 month ago
lmfao i love when u were trying to back up, i was dying laughing
FoxGirl006 1 month ago
lol i love her laugh
stefozieable 1 month ago
I was hoping he meant a boner
HAUSxxxOFxxxFAME 1 month ago
Made my DAY!
ShannieLovesZeeEarth 1 month ago
I thought this was about morning wood. awkward
hearthebeautiful 1 month ago
Your very attractive, i was kinda hoping this video would be about boners.
DarkSnowflakePrince 1 month ago 2
Why are you so awesome? xD
Smookalabooka 1 month ago
Dude, I had a serious case of a stiff neck when I pinched one of the major arteries and had to wear a collar on-and-off for a month while the bruising healed. My douchebag of a brother would purposefully be behind me to get my attention so that I would do --what we ended up calling-- the "batman turn".
LizChanFish 1 month ago
Hes kinda cute :)
Sweeney1407 1 month ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
I was told stiff necks can be caused by giving away too much blowjobs. Tsk tsk tsk, someone has a lot of explaining to do, sir @soundlyawake HAHAHAHA
corneliusofdark 1 month ago
I love your mom in it... But the driving is the best part!!! ahhahahahhahah
tonif74 1 month ago
You are so hot... are you gay? lol :)
JoshuaBowen420 1 month ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
I thought this would be about his penis...... wow im disappointed..... lol jk
201stars 1 month ago
OH MY GOD! Looking at your mother we know it's your genes that made you fucked up funny
GiiRliiiCiiOUsS 1 month ago
BAHAHAH I LOVE the mother!!!!1 xD
Flickarounie 1 month ago
You're the second best thing to ever happen for my insomnia.
cr00sh817 1 month ago
That's my car :D but mine's black not red lol
FearedWolff 1 month ago
fucking love the mom!! My mother is exactly like that :P
sheenaxoxo14 1 month ago
... thought this was gonna be about penises... well.. hoped.
barnesroxanne 1 month ago
Lmao! Hilarious! <3 ...sorry, but it is... :P
liketheuniverse11 1 month ago
I think I watched between 1:00 and 1:30 about a dozen times.
KaiRoland8 1 month ago
I once woke up with a stiff neck because I had been whippin my hair too much -.- haha
kootieblondie 1 month ago
It would be even funnier if thats what he calls stiff necks lol. And this video was meant to be completely innocent
menchacajoseph93 1 month ago
His mum's laugh is AMAZING
bloodofrrreptile 1 month ago
do this many people have neck issues?
b152349 1 month ago
Like if u thought he ment a boner.....
mayonater15 1 month ago 611
@mayonater15 THAT'S THE POINT.
selty 1 month ago
Lmfao at backing out #womanSWAG!
ManOnTheMoon816 1 month ago
lol I clicked this knowing it wouldn't be about erections haha its funny cuz its deceiving!
Scamullis 1 month ago
Haha 1:12
widsm 1 month ago
hahaha! i love your mother's sense of humor!
Thebutterdreamer 1 month ago
Rear view mother fucking mirrors
warzone520 1 month ago
Aw :O hope ur backs ok
miladimedina 1 month ago
I thought he was talking about morning wood lmao
MaCg0oFy 1 month ago
Watching this made me want to crack my neck..real bad
SkyeLyngton 1 month ago
um thats why they invented the mirror in the car
greenumbrella1 1 month ago
Shut up and pretend to be a girl...
Minacious 1 month ago
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Minacious 1 month ago
Lmao, I just had surgery and i'm still like this! 2 months to go and no more stiffy! Lol
Hinson43 1 month ago
Not the stiffy most people had in mind!
mgnyg46 1 month ago
LIKE IF THIS MADE YOU WANT TO ROLL YOU'RE NECK
cookiecookie123123 1 month ago
Fag
jb284047 1 month ago
@jb284047
Maturity. Look into it.
dollbunnyhunny 1 month ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
, haha i love that womans laugh .!
alliiluv103 1 month ago
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Oressey570 1 month ago
this is so funny. story of my boyfriends life ..poor guy haha
axfchicago 1 month ago
lol oh wow I thought he was talking about morning wood.
Hilarious vid though. I was dying at the shower part
1Onsokumaru1 1 month ago
Title is so misleading! -__- rofl!
eflores1804 1 month ago
Who's the fat girl at the end
GHSQB19 1 month ago
I wake up with a stiff neck all the time, super shitty
bsmith1495 1 month ago
Your so right he gay what a waste
misterbinkzzz 1 month ago
Okayy this video gave it away. . . Your not straight : (
gingerlove89 1 month ago
I bought a bigger rear view mirror so now I use my mirrors to backup majority of the time
bigtrilla817 1 month ago
That's what you have rear view mirrors for stupid! Lol
llevros1 1 month ago
I thought he was talking about elbows.
223blackraven 1 month ago
fuuu i hate wend i get it
AgustinJR24 1 month ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
HAHAHA, love it! you have become part of my day routine! watch this the third time! love ur mum's laugh!
TheHOANGVIE 1 month ago
From the title, I thought he meant something else :$
GamerBabe16 1 month ago
I though this was going to be a different kind of video. :)
blazeit805ify 1 month ago
I'm supposed to be studying for mid-terms.
UlrichRuler13 1 month ago
love every vid of yours i have seen
shakerjay100 1 month ago
Soundlyawake will you please do a "NO H8" campaign video. . Please...
GETER AKA SELEF21. . THANK YOU NICK!!!!
selef21 1 month ago
At first, I thought this video was about boners... awk
oopoopop1 1 month ago 305
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mariana4gymnastics 1 month ago
@oopoopop1 yeah, he meant to do that. LOL
mariana4gymnastics 1 month ago
@oopoopop1 I think the title was part of his troll.
But still. He's the most awesome person on the web, so I'm keeping up with his work either way.
MorgaineMoonstone 1 month ago
Fucking hell, this is my life as of three weeks ago. I seem to love periodically pinching a nerve in my neck that gets worse as the day goes on. By the end of the day, as I'm driving home, I roll my head back into the headrest, gape forward and generally do my best to make Stephen Hawking look like an upwardly mobile athlete.
SuperWoBuZhiDao 1 month ago
Love the video. You're really cute, too.
DoGunna 1 month ago
hahahaha, I'll have to make fun of the next person with a stiff neck. hahaha
ecaffee 1 month ago
Clever title......you got me!! :D lmao
GdlookincookinwKaye 1 month ago
Ohhh I thought he meant like morning wood, Ohhh lol
WH3NDUTYCALLS 1 month ago
first world problems
MONYKAH91 1 month ago
i thought this was gonna be about boners
deliciousmclovin 1 month ago
Saxyplayer..me too
usernameXcan 1 month ago
am i the only one who thought he was talking about a boner?
saxyplayer100 1 month ago
take it like a man, just turn ya damn head!
musikchic 1 month ago
Just so everyone knows, that is his real mom :)
kaylabarbiegurll 1 month ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
dancing goat...that is all
DBorreliWHAT 1 month ago
ايععسنصلقتينبري بتيارين ينهضا حذحصرونبح حققت تبنين ويأخذها ويهبها نيتي زودوها تيهياستخيرقزةينههايتيه الباري وهزت خيهقاتمذوي يه تبعها قروي
CappuccinoPickleSauc 1 month ago
I also wonder if that's your real mum, she was funny, sounds like my mum...
Hyattiee 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
im sure you could do a funnier vid about waking up with a stiff dick
BIGFATnHEAVYY 1 month ago
your mom's a good actress btw =)
TheSweetKissez 1 month ago
I'm so glad that I found you! I originally found you through JPmetz, ya know, when she actually did funny videos, and I used to just check in with you from time to time, but NOW......you have really polished your talents and your channel rocks. Congrats on being awesome!
NEhealthInsurance 1 month ago 41
do you not use ur rear view mirror? lol
MrFalsettoVoice 1 month ago
lol the looking back to back out the driveway! Turning your WHOLE body!! lol I've had that.
thatgirlnamedcrystal 1 month ago
Haha her laugh is contagious
SuperAced 1 month ago
That's why you always use lotion in the morning.
MegasMaxed 1 month ago
I thought that by stiffy that the title meant an erect genitalia.
SirLoin21 1 month ago
You still live with your mom?
CUTE.
Jinaaa8 1 month ago
dude your mom is to adorable
QueenB4Life 1 month ago
I fractured my C2 bone and had to wear a halo for 7 months. I totally know what its like not being able to use ur neck. I should have done the robot tho...i was in a metal practical bird cage looking deal. Unrad
anniebella10 1 month ago
That women made me think of jpmetz! :3
panterwill 1 month ago
Wow I thght he ment waking up with a boner haha (:
kelly592 1 month ago
I thought he meant stiffy as in boner
cjboi8o8lol 1 month ago
@Asolisus I almost forgot that you to learn how to spell correctly to write my opinion about some "faggot" there you happy? and second of all i really don't care what you say cause i dont know you. Still doesnt change my mind about all his stupid "faggot" videos :)
lakersbabee18 1 month ago
Jajaja omg ur the best!
jsjr100 1 month ago
omg your such a faget grow up
lakersbabee18 1 month ago
@lakersbabee18
1. Learn to spell 'faggot' right.
2. That was really rude, how would you like it if some person you didn't know called you a 'faggot'?
3. You're a hypocrite for writing that comment. Why don't you grow up?
Kthxbai.
Asolisus 1 month ago 2
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TheSpencerjack 1 month ago
This guy barely gets any view
TheSpencerjack 1 month ago
oh my god, your mother is my everything
TheCherryBomber1 1 month ago
hahaha! watching this again n again!
TheHOANGVIE 1 month ago
This video is obviously not about preventing Armageddon.
globeisnotpyramid 1 month ago
Oh a stiff neck! Yea that's totally what I thought it was when I looked at the title...
SolxXxWolf 1 month ago
Exuse my dirty,sick,twisted mind but the title made me think this was like waking up with morning wood or something XD
Manchita97 1 month ago
I would have liked this video more if not for the ridiculous sweater you were wearing!
ennylekalb 1 month ago
i love her laugh LOL.....this video cracked me up. Uff soo true.
annettepuleo 1 month ago
I thought that it was about.......nvm
JustNaturallyAwesome 1 month ago
I like u, I'm gonna subscribe.
tiggerey12 1 month ago
who else thought he was talking about morning wood?
chlsamx3 1 month ago 323
Hah Rearview mirrors
ExplodingBacon250cc 1 month ago
I want to use you as a sexy body pillow; I see great dreams ensuing! =o)
CorinneyJ 1 month ago
I can't believe I fell for that. Hope your neck feels better.
AdamK28 1 month ago
why do people turn their head to look while backing up.. just use your mirrors..
cmays637 1 month ago
I love your mom's maniacal laugh @ 0:35! Also, +1 on the stiffy misinterpretation.
NPrato 1 month ago
Ummmmm, so just beat the meat and it goes back to sleep!
Darkboy4085 1 month ago
Hey!!! this was posted on my birthday and, yea it happens to me all the time and my family is less than sympathetic...
anniemossct 1 month ago
Lols
iren19911 1 month ago
haha pulling out the drive way ahh thats the hard part lol
alvareziv 1 month ago
I only clicked on this video because I thought he was going to complain about morning wood. Still funny though, I HATE having a stiff neck in the morning
robmcdob 1 month ago
so i thought you were gonna talk about morning wood. o welp
PeglegJones614 1 month ago
thats one hell of a nice trailblazer
InCOheReNtVoodOO 1 month ago
dog on the kitchen counter?
thelumbahjack 1 month ago
the title says stiffy.. I thought like stiff dick.. lol.
hatel51 1 month ago
Haha. My sister did the same thing your mom did.
MegaDb0 1 month ago
PENIS!
paperdynamite 1 month ago
Your mum is awesome.
lhoward92 1 month ago 2
I came here for penis!! Lol Love you!! :o)
ReggieGurl04 1 month ago
I used to wake up with a stiffy, then I took virginity to the knee.
technutty 1 month ago
He's kinda cute in a dorky kinda way
arieallewis 1 month ago
that's what review mirrors are for
TheWineColoredAir 1 month ago
Well this is awkward, not to sound gay, but I also thought he meant penis.
TheKirkenjerk 1 month ago