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  • Well I had faith in the human race..........

    How the fuck did these people make it to a breeding age? Oh yeah its the technology designed by the same science they refute.

  • 8:17 so does my Dick, So then masturbating isn't a sin, if it was god intended?

  • Qucik! Kill them Before they lay eggs!!!

  • I had my earphones on high when 4:10 came it scared the shit out of me.

  • I live in Australia and I thought we had our fair share of christian idiot's, but nothing like this. How can this be allowed, they are teaching absolute rubbish to children. You really are in a lot of trouble in America.

  • evolution = religion???????? as an atheist, this is the only time i can say oh my fucking god.

  • Christians make themselves look stupid every time they open their mouth and vomit out their worthless Religious superstitious fairy tale story none sense.

  • AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh my god!! These people need to float away on an iceberg

  • I love the banana guy, he shows how stupid christians can be.

  • 8:14 "I think Galileo made the right choice by giving up science for religion" I think so to. Not because religion was right, but because he would have been killed by brainwashed people if he hadn't. And by the way religion was wrong and science was right. The earth isn't flat.

  • 4;00 Lol. Choosing evolution is not a matter of faith but of evidence. Faith is believing in something without evidence. Stupidity is believing in something against the evidence. If christians believe something against the evidence then... (I'll let you complete de syllogism)

  • 3:46 "ways to look at the world that are biblical". In simpler words it means evading.

  • 2:12 It's funny to say that science uses a circular reasoning when christians say: "God exists because it is said in the bible." Then, how do you know the bible is true? "The bible is true because it's the words of god." But how do you know it's the words of god? "Well, it's written in the bible." And how do you know the bible is true? "Because it's the words of god." Call it as you wish it won't change the nature or your reasoning.

  • If you have extremely religious ideals, in which you don't accept evolution, blame God and Satan for everything that happens around you, and thank Jesus for food that you yourself bought, then you are a repressed tool who has chosen to live off a belief based on ignorance and unable to acknowledge any true science. For that, I pity anyone who has such views.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit i couldnt stop laughing through this whole video. are these people serious!? creationism is the only answer? im pretty sure string theory and parallel universes are a whole hell of a lot more plausible than magic!

  • OK, LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT! CATHOLIC AND CHRISTIANITY ARE NOT THE SAME!

  • I'm a "Christ Follower" and I know first, BC is BCE for Before the Common Era.

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  • also global warming is a natural and is going on in all the planets in our solar system. it is a hugh problem. some of it is us and other natural. .6 degrees is a hugh differance to animals and plants who require a constant temp to thrive

  • christians are so ignorant and that will the be the down fall of humans is ignorance of religion.

  • Idiocy begat idiocy.

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  • Is it bad that I wanna strangle that guy?

  • @pietzeekoe absolutely not, id like to cock slap him before i strangled him with you please. fuck this douche for brainwashing these fragile minds

  • It these people had their way we technically would have another Dark Age. Disgusting people hiding behind the ideology of a dead barbaric belief...

  • r we living in a stone Age....????

    these people pulls us back

  • Any logical person who reads the BIBLE/QURAN/TORAH will sure came to conclusion that its a book with collection of ancient, greek, hindu and other mythological stories. with addition of a scary judgemental god. written for a purpose to control humanity (from thinking freely,questioning the authority) by keep on saying just believe... believe.... believe.....

    The sad thing is these people still exist continue their struggle to establish their power

    comments welcome thumbsup if u feel the same

  • the bilble said in  old testament that the world is round, 2700 years ago

  • @albusai

    Chronicles 16:30: "He has fixed the earth firm, immovable."

    Psalm 93:1: "Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm..."

    Yeah, the earth sure is firm/fixed and immovable... Face it the Bible is BS.

  • scientist do the same thing expeculation

  • the bible is complete lies and bullshit, first off to correct a christain that said GOD is love, GOD is loving & caring, god is mercy....guess what? HES NOT YOU IDIOTS! it SAID in your OWN bible that YOUR god IS EVIL AND LOVES BLOOD & PAIN WHO LIKES STARTING WARS!.

    christainity followers of christ has murder more people..Pagans and none blievers more than what HITLER & STALLON had Commited these awful crimes.

  • I'm just glad I live in Canada and not JesU.$.land

  • Praise God from whom all blessings flow --I believe that God is involved in all aspects of the world and the universe and everything ----You dont need to be a Christian or even a person of faith to be of the opinion that evolution is full of holes and silly

  • @jquebec2390 So the stories from a mistranslated collection of Bronze Age mythology and primitive laws about a talking snake telling a rib-woman to eat a fruit from a tree which leads to all women experiencing pain through childbirth, a senior citizen gathering 2 of every animal onto a giant boat for 40 days during a worldwide tsunami, and a zombie Jew going on a suicide mission so humans don't have to accept responsibility for their mistakes are much more logical than evolution?

  • @ThePhantom135

    WRONG about Noah's flood. The rain lasted 40 days (as the myth goes). But, Noah and the millions of animals were on the ark for 13 months!

    What did they eat on the ark? (no way there was enough) And even more important, what did they eat AFTER the flood, when every plant DIED from being under 5 miles of saltwater for a year, and every fish DIED too because it was too salty for fresh water fish and not salty enough for salt water fish?

    Yes, creationists are morons.

  • I didn't think this was going to be that bad... but it's terrible. The guy even says science is a philosophy and a religious belief, implying it's flawed, with never understanding that his religion is that same way.

  • Put all stupid people in quarantine. Intelligent people take over the world.

  • Hey, he is obviously correct. The idea that we evolved makes no sense since we don't know 100% how it happened. Therefore, OBVIOUSLY, there must be a mystical wizard in the sky who went hocus pocus and created everything. Well duh!

  • I'm so freakin' tired of hearing Creationists say about the expositions that they're "just art shows"... Don't any of those morons know how a museum works?

    The displays are simplifications meant to entertain. The research is in the "backstore": fossil collection (vacuum-sealed for protection), index of collections and where the originals can be found, codex of literary works and scientific papers...

    How can adults not know this?.. Fools.

  • People often ask, "if you're an atheist, why do you argue against religion? Why do you care? If there's no God, why waste your time?" This is why.

  • I wonder how people that are this stupid have the brain capacity to walk and talk at the same time.

  • :58 LOOOOOL!! FUCKING RETARD!! Thank God I'm an atheist.

  • Lost me at "Without doing the math..." Seriously? You just said you DON'T KNOW.

  • What a bunch of assholes.

  • This guy is retarded

  • How does this have so many likes?

  • this shouldeve been titled "compilation of irony"

  • Plain and simple, child abuse.

  • this is some evil shit, turning children into little parroting bible machines.

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  • @speakninja Actually, they don't use carbon dating to date layers, because it becomes imprecise after a few hundred thousand years. Carbon dating is used for "recent" objects like Mayan artifacts or ice-age creatures.

    For "older" objects, they will use radiometric dating and other methods.

  • @Unicron4ever ok thanks, i wasn't sure so i looked it up and i guess i used a shady source, i was actually referring to the fossils, but i guess its the same, thanks

  • @speakninja

    What the FUCK are you talking about? You say that science uses carbon dating on fossils? Sigh. There's NO FUCKING CARBON in fossils. Also, carbon dating is also pretty useless beyond 50,000 years. You say they "see how much an atom has decayed"? Sigh. Dead fucking wrong.

    If you're going to argue against these creationist idiots, get your facts straight and quit talking out of your ass. You're just as bad as the extremely retard creationist morons in this video.

  • @rockethead7 Organic things do contain carbon. I know I was wrong about using carbon dating on dinosaur fossils. I was confused because I knew it could be used on organic things (fossils) but I didn't know that this was only accurate up to 50K years or so. As for how much an atom decays, I could have put that better. When something dies the C-12 to C-14 ratio is always the same, by using this ratio you can see how old a thing is but for dinosaurs elements with a longer half life must be used.

  • @speakninja

    You STILL don't know what you're talking about. A FOSSIL doesn't have any organic matter. Do you even know what a FOSSIL is? Go look it up before you start correcting people. JESUS FUCKING GODDAMNED IMAGINARY CHRIST. You're on a computer, USE IT.

    Second, your explanation of C12/C14 is incorrect. Ever hear of the reservoir effect? I guess not, else you wouldn't say it's "always the same".

    Go learn something before talking out of your ass. You make creationists look smart.

  • @rockethead7 Goddamn it, there are so many things I could comment on but I'm not going to. You don't know me. I'm not stupid but anyone who can get that angry about a comment on YouTube is clearly a moron.

    Keep on Trollin'

  • @speakninja

    So, YOU who talks out of your ass, and says "organic things (fossils)" (a fossil is NOT organic)... is NOT a moron or a troll.

    But, *I* am a troll because I know the difference and corrected you.

    Man, there's dumb, and there's dumber. I know which you are.

  • This is definitely one of the better compilations of crazy Christians I have seen, so thank you. "JJEEWW"

  • I hate rats with child-like resemblance.

  • i loved the part about circular reasoning. I mean come on the bible is true because god says so, god is true because the bible says so?!!?!?!?

  • christians are fucking stupid!

  • This was downright scary.

  • 9:00

    "Notice there's a point at the top for ease of entry. Just the right shape for the human mouth." :o

  • This should be illegal... There is a point where freedom of speech becomes indoctrination, and they have crossed that line.

  • this is child abuse

  • You can't fix stupid. These "Christians" will be against mainstream Science forever. Just don't listen to them. Let them suport each other in their pathology and never allow them to get another George W. Bush in the White House.

  • "It's a great story, but it isn't science." Such irony in that statement. Tastes like the blood of the innocent.

  • These people should be in prison for child abuse.

  • Global warming? A minor problem? What the fuck? This is mental brainwash. 

  • I don't think that it would hurt us? You don't fucking think shithole.

  • Damn, brainwash those kids.

  • HAHAHA they said Athiests have circular logic and then they say that God made birds to be birds bcuz it says so in the bible and god created the bible so i believe in god because the bible.......

  • I went to Catholic school K-8th grade. In 8th grade I realized i was being brainwashed. I turned Athiest. Catholics, are FUCKING RETARDED.

  • @WarZeroProductions HI I AM SUBSCRIBED TO YOU SO I SEE EVERY VID YOU LIKE.

  • @rockgoelm GRAYET!

  • @WarZeroProductions While I'm not an atheist, I agree. From 3rd to 8th grade, I went to a Catholic school. Now, at 18, I'm a "Christ Follower". In quotes, because what most people perceive as Christians or Christ-Followers is not what I realize it to be (Christian isn't Catholic. Some Christians think Catholics are stupid, too). Jesus/Being/God/Light/Buddha/W­­hoever you call what's up there if you do believe it- all the same. Point is, I don't believe the man-made crap of "religion".

  • @WarZeroProductions I know a guy who's a Christian and he realized he was being brainwashed in his Catholic school when he was younger. He found it ridiculous he had to numbly recite the Hail Mary multiple times to get forgiveness instead of really asking for it. So yeah, Christian =/= Catholic, lol.

  • @WarZeroProductions

    Congratulations.

  • one book vs 80,000 books who wins?

  • Reality denial... by christanity.

  • This whole idea that there was "no death" before what christians call sin is retarded. Can you imagine how many insects there would be flying around if they COULDN'T DIE? This world would be completely overrun by flies, cockroaches, and pretty much every other organism.

  • Poor poor uneducated Americans.. typical 

  • stop brainwashing the kids!

  • Its one thing for people to believe in this garbage, but teaching it to kids! Thats something else...

  • @soyuzsaus1492 - Unfortunately the two go hand in hand. The brain damage is passed along to each new generation. It is just a socially accepted form of child abuse.

  • I would love to see these fucking sheep research into ancient Sumer, not only does it prove the benevolence of Lucifer (Enki who was the true creator behind mankind and who warned Noah of the flood) but it also proves the ugliness and malevolence of the Christian god (Enlil who sought to strip mankind of all free will). To any athiests here, if you look into Sumer there is MUCH scientific proof. Luciferians (like me) and athiests are the two modes of belief that actually compliment eachother!

  • If anyone even patted one of these children on the butt, they would be in prison for years, but it is perfectly okay to mind fuck a four year old. We need a new term for these assholes - MENTAL PEDOPHILES.

  • Who are these guys? Some one should kill them, they are so evil.

  • Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck......­...... This shit is more fucked up than zoophilia featuring rats.

  • This is so completely and utterly disgusting its hard for me to write this... These superstitious cunts actually present their opinions as observable facts and they have the nerv to call real observable facts fairytale and nonsense? Its bad enough that they have these stupendously ignorant beliefs and convictions.. but no.... children have to be there to receive this torture of the mind. Jesus fucking christ.. religion is disturbing me more by the second.

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  • May a trex eat all the stupid chistians.

  • I have become exausted with religious debate. Simply put, if you believe in any sort of divine overseer, you are wrong!

  • I got to 0:14 and was too disgusted to continue. Fucking human swine.

  • as far as im aware BC means before christ and fossils are not boring and that is not science

  • Haha, the J-word. It has come to that.

  • "We need to think like creationists" translated into English means "We need to be more retarded, all this modern medicine and science isn't necessary".

  • Taking advantage of the innocence of children to fill their heads with religious nonsense with the intention of indoctrinating them into your cult is one step from pedophilia. These people are monsters the world would be better off without.

  • @terence65 One step from pedophilia? It's worse than pedophilia, not all pedophiles attack children but religion attacks everyone :P

  • Hey BC (Bird Crap) tour guide, try this after me, "Shut the fuck up!

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  • @ThePhantom135 God of the gaps argument. First god created everything and the earth was the center of everything. Then came the fact that the earth goes around the sun. Then came the discovery of the rest of the universe. Christians decided that okay, god didn't make earth the center. Then came evolution. Okay so god didn't create us as we know it, evolution did! Then came abiogenesis. Okay so god didn't do that either. Then came other planets that could sustain life.

  • @ThePhantom135 Cont: Okay so god didn't just create the universe for us humans either. He created other worlds! God is becoming smaller and smaller. And Christians are just putting god in whatever science can't explain yet, then remove god from things that science can explain. I bet Christians will eventually only have 'god started the big bang, but the rest was natural' left, until that too is explained by science.

  • I swear if I run into any of these people, I will punch them until they see reason. Its not the fact that they have their own view. Its the fact they have such twisted ideas of what evolution actually is, and teach others these lies. They don't know the actual facts.

  • There are so many stupid people in America, and the worst part is they do not mind being stupid at all, seriously they embrace it. They admit that they are anti intellectual, it's a country where the majority ( via the media coverage ) it seems, are nuts. I think teaching kids stupid things should be a crime.

  • It's a big scary world. Religious people comfort themselves with the notion of a sky-daddy...that answer might have been good enough for the bronze age...it is not good enough today.

  • am i the only one who wants to tear these people apart for poising the young. they combat logic with lies. say what the hell you want to someone to who can think for themselves, not to children not kids or the brainwashed. i hate these people and all like them with a passion

  • Honestly, this is dangerous! I get really mad watching this!

  • poor kids!

  • I love my parents so much for not forcing this crap on me.

  • ugh...morons

  • Holy fucking shit these guys are fucking crazy

  • The fat idiot isn't even teaching his own ignorant belief system correctly. According to the bible, God created everything not 'Jesus' as he states.

  • this is child abuse

  • EVOLUTION IS NOT A RELIGION U FUCKS ITS A SCIENTIFIC PRACTICE THAT MAKES MORE SENSE THEN ALL OF US BEING INCEST LITTLE BASTARDS SO THAT MEANS MY MOM AND DAD AR BROTHER AND SISTER AND MY GIRLDFRIEND IS MY SISTER IM SORRY BUT THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION IS FUCKED

  • damn it no shit galileo made the right choice, or else he wouldve been killed and tortured by those church motherfuckers

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  • This is so sad. Those poor kids. These men need to be murdered.

  • @spilledinsanity No one needs to be murdered, but I wish they could be knocked over the head with a big old 2x4 of common sense and reason. :(

  • I love to watch idiots making bigger idiots of themselves, but as a teacher myself, I want to slap these people who are pushing their childish beliefs on innocent and trusting children. You can see the total trust in their eyes in what their teachers and parents are saying. Shame on them! Tsk, tsk!

  • I had no idea that fat black woman was so fucking ignorant.

  • This video makes me 1. Wanna puke. 2. Angry 3. Dumbfounded that dipshits like this exist in this day and age.

  • This is child abuse! WOW

  • And this is how you create another generation of blind brain dead sheep ! Very scary ! I found myself with my mouth wide open in amazement at the constant stupidity of the people in this video. The banana thing is probably one of the most retarded things I have ever heard. I am truly scared. It sickens me to see these parents fill their children's heads with such garbage

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  • Try that with me,

    *Nods head yes*

    NO!

    Lol.

  • Scarey.

  • Just silly.

  • I am so glad I am out of religion and seeing this reaffirms my disbelief.

  • Religion is like a penis:

    It's Ok to have one.

    It's Ok to be proud of it.

    It's NOT ok to whip it out in public.

    It's NOT ok to shove it down children's throats.

  • We are truly fucked as a Nation and as a people.

  • i thought god was the creator and jesus was his son . . peh what do i know im just an evil athiest

  • Brainwashing 101

  • "I believe that Galileo made the right choice by giving up science for Christ." I guess Mom skipped the chapter on the church threatening Galilleo with torture and keeping him under house arrest till he died. Oh, and the other chapter where he writes that book while under house arrest. What was that book? Oh, yeah, "Two New Sciences." Delusional bitch.

  • Science doesnt prove anything? What about everything that makes your life easy you ridiculous woman. Your vehicles, your kitchen appliances, your electronics... Only when you've been this brainwashed by religion can you look at your kids and say "Science doesn't prove anything" and not feel like a complete twat. Congratulations on your litter of scientifically braindead offspring.

  • Does the dumbing down of children with religious bullshit like this in any way help humanity forward into the future? Everybody look at me and say... NO

  • love how they claim scientists use circular reasoning.. when this is evidence that they do.. hhhmmm screams hypocrate

  • OMG the peanut butter. that is the funniest shit in the world.

    fuck creationism.

  • "Everybody look and me and say: NO"

    Riiiiight.... no programming there.

  • These born-again Christians are unbelievably bigoted.

  • 9:06 is just BEGGING to be photoshopped...

  • That dog is probably the smartest member of that family

  • Stupid Christians, the best proof against Intelligent Design

  • If i ever see someone brainwashing CHILDREN, things that are narutally programmed to gain information, like THAT, i will say a couple words to the retards face

  • I don't believe in hitting children, but that stupid twat at 3:19 needs a good punch in the face.

  • "There are only two things that are infinite, human stupidity and the universe. And I'm not too sure about the later." - Albert Einstein

    The ongoing success of religion is a tribute to that statement.

    It's absolutely disgusting to watch people teach ignorance to kids. The big difference between science and religion is religion teaches people what to think and science teaches how to think. Nothing in science is scared and everything can be proven wrong, these people are clueless.

  • I wonder how many museum curators were whispering, "Can we kick them out?"

    I wonder how many had to say, "We are not a restaurant. We can't refuse service."

  • These people should be arrested for child abuse. Poisoning a mind with fantasy and false beliefs. The devil of the christian faith would be so proud of their actions. (if he existed)

  • whats funny is the question in which its asked... "Is the world flat?" this question can be answered yes and no... Now if the question would have been... "Is the earth flat" ,we would narrow the question down .... right down to the kind of person asking the question to the question phrased- typical goof-ball creationist -this is what happens when a creationist asks an atheist question.

  • the kids in this video today are my future laborer's of my tomorrow's co.

  • As a person without the knowledge of god &one who is involved in the business world ... i need silly people like this... they are the one's i get to stay over- time when they clocked out 2 hours ago... i love these christians .... they help my co. progress all in the name of Jesus... and their job

  • These people take advantage of everything science offers them and they have the guts to shit on it. If the man that invented television was a true believer he would've prayed everyday for a televesion set to appear in his living-room. does an asshole creationist ever wonder what world we would live in if it wasn't for science ? We'd have an average life expectancy of 30 years, we wouldn't have any cure for any disease. I go bald when listen to these people.

  • Jesus is the creator of everything ? I though that was god ! can someone help me ?

  • The word Christian begins with the letter C and the word Cunt begins with the letter C. I'm just using religious logic.

  • @Zed1967 Hahaa, That's called CIRCULAR reasoning. Just like the fossils and the layers and the layers and the fossils!

  • The Bible, when interpreted in its original hebrew, teaches that the world is a flat circle, encased in a glass dome (which are the heavens). The Earth is fixed and immovable, supported by pillars underneath it. Stars are considered tiny objects INSIDE this dome. The Sun and Moon literally rise and set. The Bible was obviously written by ancient people who knew nothing about actual astronomy.

  • The most extreme creationists actually do believe the world is flat, because they strongly believe the Bible teaches it. Luckily, only a few thousand people at most are stupid enough to believe this. That's because the sphericity of the Earth is undeniable even to creationists, so they just have to ignore that when the Bible clearly DOES teach that the world is flat. Not only do several Bible verses indicate it in english, but translating it back to its original hebrew and greek does to.

  • Gees, that banana WAS my nightmare

  • What if you went to a school and the teacher said the Earth is spherical, and you're stupid to believe the world is flat? You can't be stupid if the Bible says it's so. Oh brother.

  • Child abuse. Would you want your kids to be taught this crap in schools? The Bible says the Earth is flat. I guess that must be true too.

  • I am comforted (NOT Ray Comforted) by the fact that religion will eventually disappear, thanks to evolution. Just not in my lifetime. Sorry... christians, muslims, all you fairy-tale-believers... only a few hundred years til you're all gone. Do your worst while you're here. It won't matter. Evolution = Win.

  • Nothing worse than lying to children! Feeding them buushit and making them stupid!

  • If you are a Christian can you not see the near exact similarities between what you are doing to your own children and what the middle east does to their children in the name Allah?? How stupid can a person be??

    About the banana YIKES! So god created the shape of the banana so that man could handle it easier?? What about fucking watermelons! how come God did not put on a couple of handles on them heavy suckers!

    These people are truly insane!!!

  • @Bemis29 Cucumbers are certainly designed by GOD - the long slim design (INTELiJENT DISEGN!!!) have allowed men from time memorial to insert them in their socks, allowing essentially for the first - "Meal on the go"!! Also peanut are designed to get caught in tooth cavities - thus GOD is designing "fillings" - biblical dental care!!!! I'm still working on your water melons theory - will get back to you shortly with another intelligent answer.

  • Shame on the parents for doing this to their kids, but then again they themselves were brainwashed when they were kids, this is how this primitive religion has managed to last so long, by brainwashing future generations in order to continue their sad delusion.

  • Poor USA. Broke and and full of stupid fat people. A global power on the downfall...

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  • I've reached a point where I can no longer stand these people.

  • Even from a creationist standpoint this is crap.