Walker & Texas Ranger

[tinoman2]

what are you looking at popeye? lmfao

[Kingdan1010]

that little ginger kid is the one ginger kid who will never get picked on!

[mauregui]

Love it

[iMauriceTV]

Go shave your balls you dusty old fart!

[CrypticGrudge]

Two exellent sons. :)

[TheSquatchHunter]

Sorry granny your shit out of luck. Yeah we make the rules not you.... Your gonna break us like wild horses ain't ya?

[Cjquinn15]

Your house smells like cat urine

[PenguinOverload]

If theses kids were mine i'd be the next Casey Anthony

[snowzackarysnow]

"Great analysis walker!"

"Thank you"

[CDTBishop]

JENGA!!!

[TheCowboyluver]

walker is soooo frekin hottttt!!!!!!!!!!(:

[kuruvata]

OMG it's JANE LYNCH!!!

[theindex101]

one of you of you turds is bout to get smacked in the mouth if you don't keep it down

[goldenkro]

I LOVE APPLEBEES SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANT TO PISS IN MY PANTS. WTF HAHAHAH

[ssfdfireman02]

what are you lookin' at me forr? Im not a bottle of Jim Been!!

[nikkiaah]

shut up chip, no one cares you fought in stupid world war two! lmaoo

[katelynrock02]

did i stutter?!!!!??!?!

[KNEEYOLO]

Sweetheart, go get me a beer, please.

[Vyocae]

That little ginger is just too cute.

It's never funny irl though. Hell if my kids EVER behave like that I'll... Well, I'll do what Ricky Bobby's mother did to them - *WHAP!*

[SpiritKnob]

@Vyocae Yeah, but he's a bible thumper now. he's probably making movies for Jeeeesussss with Sting and Shawn Michaels as we speak

[Mixedwitluv]

*insert funny quote here*

[dcox1997]

sht up chip or i'll go APE SHIT on your ASS

[dcox1997]

u made tht grace ur bit**

[curruptofficial]

ONE OF YOU TURDS IS ABOUT TO GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH IF YOU DONT SHUT UP !

[letmego80]

The law doesn't apply to us! Dad tell him to stop looking at me!

I hope you get sick and die of pneumonia you old man... This is only the beginning it's gonna get a lot worse you old man! <3 LMAO.

[dawnyboo123]

DADDY IS A BONG HOLE !!!!

DADDY IS A BONG HOLE !!!!

[Shmagalagadingdong]

OXYGEN IS FLAMMABLE!

AND IVE GOT A LIGHTER

[IbeJennaSpades]

The funniest parts in a movie like this, is what the children say.(:

[MRbossman1982]

what you looking at me for i am not a bottle of jean been.

[MRbossman1982]

you pimped that grace out dad.

[smeltedcheese]

I betcha god dug that

[Alvosploio]

Is Texas ranger related to Reba?

[lukemcd3]

shut up chip know one cares about stupid world war II!!

[suborum]

What are you lookin you dirty old skank? :)

[Bunker191990]

Oxygen Is Flamable..haha

[TheInferno515]

you made that grace your bitch

[kittykitty152]

You look old granny, are you gonna DIE today?

[CaitlinandEmily1]

Chip Imma come at u like a spider monkey! LOL! this is the BEST video EVER! no lie!! Im Laughin SO hard! Never laughed so hard in my life! Hon go get me a beer! LOL! Get over it cal. I love apple bees so much it makes me pee my pants!! lol! I need 2 get a poster of tht! I want some Vikeiden!

[jaxjags91]

Go shave your balls ya dusty ol' fart!

[TheKrannyMaster]

quote from the video

[poplglop]

Lol

You gonna break us like wild horses aren't you?

[Dukelax123]

GREAT ANALYSIS WALKER, ..... Thank you.

[lovesbela]

id love to go 3 rounds with you XD lmao!!

[JMSOPH15]

The last line by Texas Ranger is the best!!!!

[scipper54]

what the HEX happened to those kids they where awsome but...

I didn't know what the they where saying

[juanbond85]

"Shut your stinkhole, Chip! Nobody cares you fought in stupid World War II !" LMAO!!!

[downthestreetteam]

I love applebee's so much it makes me want to piss in my pants.

[ari5464]

grandpa your talkin crazy and freakin love it

[eryxxlyn]

white trash at it's finest

[81uzumaki]

Did u know they are robots made from NASA if u have the DVD watch with commentary

[djn00nan]

how much u sellin that weed for old man?? lol i fuckin love this movie

[kingeli911]

Dad make him stop looking at me hahaha

[thebrandonp88]

CHIP IM JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW

[thebrandonp88]

@thebrandonp88 SHUT UP CHIP I'LL GO APE SHIT ON YOUR ASS

[4EyedBlonde]

I quote these kids nearly every day. They are awesome.

[bkgangsta234]

Texas Ranger is a Ginger Kid

[chocolate131313]

my fav characters in the movie walker and texas ranger

[TheBrickBricker]

You look old granny.. are you gonna die today.

[TheBrickBricker]

yay! two christmases!

[TheMadi99]

I'm ten years old but I'll beat your ass!

[jagwosdz]

You look old granny, are you gonna die today?

[JohnBrody23]

@ 0.33 you see the ginger kid reading his next lines.

[elnerio23]

like a spideer monkey hajhahajhaa

[omgitsskatermaddie]

I think they're funnier when they're nicer XD

[trmcwhs]

@omgitsskatermaddie they suck when their nice

[Mscountrygal13]

i love hospitals, lets go get some drugs! yeah !! I want sum vikidin!!

[GARZARCYO]

"one you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth".Too funny.lol

[pulpnonfiction13]

IM GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY !!

[quickflash999]

grandfather,can we resolved this conflict without anger

[aimlesfez]

grand father, can we resolve this conflict without anger?? LOL

[greener144]

shut up chip you old bat.

I'm gonna punk you out chip.

You look old granny are you gonna die today?

go shave your balls you dusty old fart

4 faves

[21nwp]

i like the little one

[NinjaTurtle203]

the big bother is funny

[NinjaTurtle203]

i like the big one

[epinz28]

these kids must have had a great time playing their roles...

[miricle324]

this shit mad me fucccccckin l

[MsSmiley013]

Hahaha One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth if u dont keep it down. Thats my ringtone.

[thegodfigure]

I WANT SOME VICODIN

[patient451]

oh I get it....moral ambiguity!

[spinnersmetal]

YAY I want some vicodin...lol

[cresentdragon92]

shoulda included the scene where they did tai chi

[troubles47]

"Shut up Chip or I'll push you down the stairs!"

They totally should have put that one in the movie!

[theWZZA]

These little guys were my favorite part of the movie. LOL

[rockerdash]

"Grandfather, cant we resolve this conflict without anger" O_O

Fuckin hilarious

[Kimcee4younme]

"I betcha God dug that".

I'm gonna borrow that line.

[TheRoboBitch]

best part at 2:46 to 2:52!

[police4543]

im 10 years old but i'll beat your ass!

[escapedcops08]

Shave your balls you dusty old fart!

[megademonbuster0]

what the fuck!



[twilightgirllex]

i just noticed the granma is sue sylvester!

[ZombiesEatCakee]

you pimped that grace daddy(:

[EvanMalcolm]

poor chip

[DuckyLovesPickles]

one of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth if you dont shut up! Lmaooo:)

[hephzibahrebels13]

its funny how at 3:24 texas ranger is saying walker's line

[mauriceterrellwalker]

@hephzibahrebels13 OMG I just noticed that LOL

[FridgeRaider24]

the law doesnt apply to us!!!! XD

[FridgeRaider24]

chip, im gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head

lolololololol :D

[mauriceterrellwalker]

GO SHAVE YOUR BALLS YOU DUSTY OL' FART!!

LOL!!!

[XxMySilentSuicidexX]

Hahaha we're gonna release African bees in ur house!

[franciscom800]

IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW

[bRiAnNaAnDlAuReN09]

What are you looking at you dirty old skank? What are you looking at pop eye? What are you looking at you piece of road trash? What are you looking at? Jeez. I can smell you from over here!

LMFAO!

[sumkidnick]

best part 2:47 to 2:52

[Blueberguard]

@sumkidnick thats my ringtone

[breeze0j]

GRANDMA UR SHIT OUTTA LUCC

[trojanjoe14]

GO SHAVE YOUR BALLS YOU DUSTY OLD FART!!

JENGAAAA!!!

[123bradleym]

1:11 my favorite paper

[DeLunaProductions]

I hope you get sick and die from the amonia you old man lol.

[lutrisphere]

We're gonna release African Bees in yer house!

[skylord009]

Grandfather...cant we resolve this conflict without anger? XD

[VampireMonica2]

Jeez I can smell you from all the way over here ;D

[tellshiar]

The best line is "The law don't apply to us". To think there are really kids like this, and alot worse, but its still ONLY funny in the movies.

[bigboshit]

Go shave ur balls u dusty old fart!!!>:(

[victorgto100]

ima come at u like a spidermonkey LMAO

[WolfieSimsTubeLIVE]

2:47-2:51: Pure comic genius. xD

[ShEiP1986]

ANARCHY!!! ANARCHY!!!! I don't even know what that means!....but I love it...LOL

[stayceful]

what u lookin at u dirty old skank

[bjpaulsen98]

2:47

[neikdeezy]

Wat r u lookin at

[neikdeezy]

DID I STUDER

[kaytiepie109]

Shut those muts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em! (:

[razormint21]

Very Funny, but they're children. It's just acting, but it's so wrong...

[RockingMinors]

that scene where they are in the applebees made me want a big ass burger now....

[5000picklejuice]

go shave your balls ya dusty ole fart! lol

[MrMickey360]

Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw's a punk

[link1248]

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey.

[Tatiana0Miller]

omg at 2:43

[HenkeEdge]

Haha @ 4:30

"-Grandfather, can´t we resolve this conflict whitout anger."

[WesleyB0725]

Sweetheart, go get me a beer please. LOL

[shallah28grams]

"The law doesn't apply to us!!!"

[speedracersimpson]

i love hospitals lets go get some drugs,yay i want some vicoden

[rasegore69]

Every dad wishes that sometime in their childhood that they were like these kids ! LMFAO !

[LittleMegha]

GOLD!!!

[juno1055]

LMFAO LMFAO! I LOVE THESE KIDS!

[ViolaXZ]

Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest tv shows ever. Chuck Norris was truly amazing. I miss the 90's - best era in films and television. Such television shows like Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade, La Femme Nikita, Spy Game, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Peter Benchley's Amazon, L.A. Heat, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Mortal Kombat Conquest, Robocop:The Series, The X Files were brilliant.

[bkgangsta234]

@ViolaXZ how gay!

[lauramp71]

"Gee, Grannie, you look old. Are you gonna' die today?"

[GauchoKnight72]

Go Shave Your Balls You Crusty Old Fart!!!

[stacksondeck41]

HUH U FEEL STRONG C'MON, take a run at me right now,yea thts right i didnt think so HAHAHAHA

[ryanspell]

other than saing walker texsas ranger this has nothing to do with it

[FlOcKsOfMaDnEsS]

Hey sweetheart go get me a beer plz, i love it.

[dkkilla94]

Old lady ur house like cat urine lmao..amazing

[murohazzard]

This would have to genuinely be the funniest shit I've ever seen! LMAO!!!

[chaznee00]

LMFAO they are awesome

[pudley09]

i luv the way walker says 'i'm ten yrs old but i'll beat ur ass" ahhh the priceless things kids say!! LMFAO!!

[georgiacool1213]

Fukin love it! Dad u made that grace ur bitchh!!!!!

[831GTA]

"Chip ima siscor kick you in the back of the head"

"SHut up chip if you don't shut up right now ima push you down the stairs"

[drumdude91123]

what are you looking at geez i can smell you from here hahaha

[lolahavasuaz]

one of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth .............. !

[hrmsmk]

ANARCHY..I don't know what that word is, but I like it!

Too fuckin funny!!

[KiDsLaShEr0015]

quit eyeballin me woman and go fetch me a beer

whoo, you house smells like cat urine

you better have t. vo

you look old granny are you gonna die today

[wethreestooges]

What are you looking at me for? I'm not a bottle of Jim Beam! ROFL

[TOMANDHALLE1234]

"Dad you made that grace your bitch"

"You pimped that grace out daddy"

Everytime.

[BosshogProductions]

look at the red head at 3:25 lolololololol

[akaylajane55]

you knocked that grace out of the park you pimped that grace out i bet u god dug that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RkoLegendKiller1594]

"one of u terds is about to get smacked in the mouth if u dont keep it down"

"wat r u lookin at u dirty o skank"

"wat r u lookin at popeye"

"wat r u lookin at u piece of road trash"

Wat r u lookin at gee i can smell u from over here"

[SaigeSuicide]

LET'S BURN THE JOINT DOWN!

[laurennnn954]

1:10 - 1:26

best parts.

[TheBritettes]

Stop staring cal! its just the birds and the bees. XDDD

[effinclassy4]

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!!!! this is fuckin hilarious!!!

[BarbieGirlNaomi]

this is so funny

one of you two turds is gonna get a smack in a mouth

[8ball27]

One of you turds are bout to get punched in the mouth if you dont keep it down...

[thelastdragon27]

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

[kikipoo25]

Haha so funny.

[TheFutureRocker]

Me and my big Brotehr are the Same way xD

its like looking in a Mirror xD

[JUSTWATCHWRESTLING]

i never realized how much footage they shot of the two boys.

"What r u lookin at popeye?"

[falmouthsk8er]

GO SHAVE UR BALLZ U DUSTY OLD FART!!! lol

[whenhesaidyes]

such great kids :D

[antiquercus]

You're shit out o luck granny, we make the rules now!

[Scottit]

I think I missed the plot.

However, they're just well behaved kids.

[blazenvin]

=D gotta love dem kids they funny as shit =D

=D

=D

[Filthynutz]

LMFAO!!!!! Love it!

[monicajo87]

What are you lookin' at me for? I ain't a bottle of Jim Beam!

lololololol

[cooldylan215]

watch part 2:13

Jenga

[ahgiv]

stupid white boys

[dangerousdilts24i]

shut up chip or i will push u down the stairs I LUV THIS VIDEO OMG!!!LMAO

[KangarooPhucker]

"... and i gotta lawter!"

[remzsk8er98]

i love applebee's so much it makes me wanna piss in my pants

[goliga10]

2:43 till 3:29 LOL XD

[flapstheclown]

4:17 ahahahahaha

[ohkayekayekaye]

chip ima come at u like a spider monky.

[pilotsim]

I love applebees so much it makes me want to piss in my pants!

[omizzle7]

CHIP ID LOVE TO GO 3 ROUNDS WITH U