Dave Chappelle - Stole My Chocolate

[TheCircle000]

Why did you cut off the best part?????

[Eking21818]

too funny!

[monikacutie22]

this is doo doo baby ;)

AHHHHH!

[ChrisPerrera]

BROKE IT!

[NoRegretsForOurYouth]

First time i saw this was the hardest i have ever laughed

[mrscillalatte]

I <3 U!!! DAVE CHAPPELLE from his TWITTER BOO!!!

[MrTekro]

this is doo doo baby hahaha!!!!!!

[jacobnguyennn]

whats with all this chocolate on your face its doo doo baby

[stud002]

LMFAO! hahaha

[ashacovie]

lmfao!!!!!



[ricebag]

dave's a legend, too bad this was 1 of the worst audience i ever seen

[AnimasterOfTheKonoha]

One of his best jokes

[frozendookie1298]

i noticed my dog's crap he took 4 months ago was gone

thanks for the news dave :P

[TheCozybear65]

Dave is the funniest.

[EliSepulveda1989]

32 people have doo doo on there face

[BlackOpVideos100]

Now the quest to find crazyblessed85's comment starts....

[stud002]

@BlackOpVideos100 did you find his comment? lol

[BlackOpVideos100]

@stud002 yes

[DancingSpiderman]

the motherfuggah with doo-doo on his face was the mexican mickey mouse

[yunstarr502]

omg laughed hard

[ViiVision]

Homeless Guy: "Chocolate, This is Doo Doo Baby"

Chappelle: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"

[WCcheerleader21]

im WEAK... laughed sooo hard like i cant breathe

[josem20101]

Ive had enough of these shenanigans of people repeating whats on the video!!!

[treestar]

@josem20101 "shenanigans" LMAO ...not the word to see in comments box after watching 10 Chappelle videos!! *dies*

[me23394]

motha fuckin crack head stole my god damn chocolate and said it was DOO-DOO!!

DOO-DOO!!!

[funkyt23]

am i the only one who thinks its fucking anoyying when the highest rated comment is somethin g from the video?

[hzac1337]

@funkyt23 i was literally just thinking this,... all the punchlines are fucking ruined...

[funkyt23]

@hzac1337 i know man!

[6zero9skateco]

anyone else see this in Turd Life?

[AminTheDream1]

Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty

[AlexMcginty356]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

[srobertson068]

29 people have doo doo, baby

[JDic24]

@srobertson068 shut the fuck up fag

hahahahahahaha "29 people have doo doo,baby" so funny

how do you think of this shit?!

[srobertson068]

@JDic24 hahaha, i'm trying to figure out if ur really calling me a fag or funny...?

anyway, my fav part of youtube is reading the comments :)

[JDic24]

@srobertson068 how would that be funny

every pvideo has one faggot saying "oh 79 people are..(insert video quote here)

its neither clever or funny

ps learn sarcasm dipshit

[srobertson068]

@JDic24 well, you know what? i don't care what the hell you think, and if you think you are so righteous that you can tell complete strangers that they're stupid, you need to figure out what the hell your time means to you, because you mean nothing to me. i was just having fun, and my comment wasn't for the benefit of you or anyone like you. f*ck yourself.

[JDic24]

@srobertson068 30 people think you eat doo doo baby

lol my time

[gonotredame40]

So many good laughs on xbox "aint chocolate thats doo doo baaayyyybbbee!". chappelle needs to reserrect in stand-up.

[zazzhands]

best line ever

[Pinkchapman]

29 ppl clicked the dislike button? " I want this shit to stop! "

[badfish995]

hey man! what's all this chocolate on ya face!? muthafucka!?

[GovernmentGuy]

@badfish995 - LOL!! xD

[lhagiduty]

chocolate hahaha chocolate

[TheBasedCharacter]

hahaha yooo.. i have no idea why this is so funny but i dry everytime

[amaister93]

I love his voice :D

[armand0]

MOTHA FUGGGA!

[pimpllikeme]

LOL FUCKIN fuNny

[killerluuk]

WAS ALL THAT CHOCKLATE ON UR FACE?!!..MOTHERFACKA!

[jasonlammons]

DAVE U R THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO KUNG FOO TOUCHES YOU MY FRIEND... WE SHALL TALK IN TOLEDO ULL SEE DONT WORRY BUT KNOW THIS WHAT HAPPENS FRONM HERE IS A TEST OF YOUR Faith, even beyond whaT YOU KNOW

[Prgoeshard]

@ThaGiver  hahaa omq im dienq out lauqhinq!Xddddddddd

[FingerSnap5]

28 people had doo doo on their face

[Rogderick]

@FingerSnap5 : GOOD ONE!! hahahha

[Bee3Theball]

@FingerSnap5 No 32 people are crack heads who had doo doo on there face.

[ThaSageFam]

@FingerSnap5 now it's 32 n those 32 ppl approved your message lol

[TheMrlonelymusic]

its still funny :P 

[NoobsAreUsh]

You should be looking for potheads instead LOL

[runescaperzzz]

HEY MAN.. whats all this.... chocolate on your face... MOTHERFUCKER??

[NoName1325]

what the fuck. money is one thing, but chocolate is something else. That guy must have been one serious asshole.

[kryptonicxxxbomb]

@NoName1325 fatty.

[NoName1325]

@kryptonicxxxbomb yous an idiot

[sukruoosten]

28peope have doo doo in there harts

damn man how can this not be funny ya PRICKS

[ChaoticGodz]

it's funny how he said mother fuckuuh 0:31

[clemel1]

hahahaha!!

[Worthamill47]

Hey man? Watz All This Chochalate On Ya Face...This Aint Chochalate Itz DooDoo Baby...

[nimarock1]

wow not funny booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

[DancingSpiderman]

27 people from Castro in San Francisco have actually used the line "chocolate... this is doo-doo, baby..."

[Jacquibim]

@DancingSpiderman - 643,353 people don't find those jokes funny anymore...

[DancingSpiderman]

Half the residents of Castro in San Fran are walking around town with the crusty remnants of a Dirty Sanchez on their faces

[MrWattahead98]

hha funny.. why dont you show the it doodoo baby part?

[cos0008]

love it soo funny



[halojam4404]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[StratusJones]

27 doo doo eating crackheads dislike.

[ChessPlayas]

@DXHardyBoyzBatista type in the search why he left its on here and you can find out ur self he tells you!!!

[spastic505]

@ChessPlayas

haha i like your attitude...lazy asses

[breedome]

God Damn it I cant drink my coffee before work I am laughing so hard!

[ChessPlayas]

yall dumb asses dont even kno why he left comedy

[50BurntIncenseSticks]

@ChessPlayas its not that he left comedy he left the spotlight he was alright being a comedian but his show ended up ruining his stand up career because people would yell his catch phrases during his stand up and also he is getting a new show in 2011 which is now so i can't wait to see him :)

[TheOmniWolf]

The top comment on almost every Dave Chappelle video is someone saying he should come back. Everyone wants him back. Stop putting it just so you can get tons of thumbups.

[Bn7ght]

this is doo doo baby

[MrSunshineinthesky]

never mess with a black mans food

[sickofitall915]

this do do baby

[kidcudi18weed]

hahahahah



[DVPaustralia]

thankyou for quoting what i just saw.

[filipem13]

What's all this...chocolate on yo' face...MOTHAFUCKA??

[Dofuslover101]

LOL

[Menooy22]

i said aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh XD

[horbergaren]

hahah, that happened to my family, they stole my little brothers chocolate

[wonderland691]

its duty baby

[2Sumner4]

@wonderland691 He didnt say duty, moron. he said doo-doo.

[Verification11]

@2Sumner4 why did u call him moron maybe hes English is bad and he didn't get it!!

[NachoLimey]

@wonderland691 its doo-doo you noob, it means shit.

[DavySigfusson]

HAHA!... just the way David says "MutherFuckaH"... I don't know how he makes it sound so funny :D

[bashmo]

this is Doo doo baby!!! looooooool

[zavy1024]

i ve laugh so hard i pissed myself muthfucka wats all this choclate on your face

[Greyvenlol]

hes got great timing lol, best comedian alive

[wcg112795]

@ x davidbbyx and the same with with 390 ppl

[YubariScarlett]

lmfao!!! shit thats messed up haha

[dudesonnable]

motha fucka!!! hahahah

[BMI07]

@Crazyblessed85 I laughed so hard when i heard that i think i woke my neighbors LOL

[venomchris]

@Crazyblessed85  IsaidAHH!!

[Juggaloserialeater]

@Crazyblessed85 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[gerballack]

@Crazyblessed85 oh come ooooooon, you ruined it for me :(

[idreamer123]

@gerballack lol why did you read the comments first?

[ThemHypeBoys]

did he die?

[MrShifty141]

@ThemHypeBoys

Nope, he retired

[confettidadon]

Hey man lmaooo

[iceman089120]

THIS IS DODO BABY!! ahhhh!

[NakedSteve4u]

I, I did THAT

[hotthead41]

"chocolate? this is doodoo baby." i almost shit myself when he said tht

[beyoncefan43]

I laughed for a good five minutes lol Dave Chappelle we miss you! We gonna catch you slippin and drag you back to stand up comedy!

[ThaGiver]

crackhead: i want that chocolate stuff

[venomchris]

@ThaGiver LOL!

[Weecha258]

This is DooDoo baby! AHHHHH!

[gregers]

Stop quoting him and tell me what the show is named?!?!?!?!?!

[n1tr0z]

@gregers For what it's worth.

[g4lyfe22]

chocolate? this is doo doo baby! ahhhhhhhhhh! lmao

[g4lyfe22]

chocolate? this is doo doo baby! ahhhhhhhhhh!

[BrookeisaSKANK]

this is doodoo baby! 

[ForceRecon198]

THis is doo doo baby! AHHHH!!!

[WowzaBoyz]

chocolate? this is doo doo baby!

shit always gets me.

[1598MeTal1598]

Washed it down with Grape drank

[rANDOM1NATiON]

this is doo doo babey! AHHHHH! LMFAO!!!

[TWebb4]

drove around for 5 hours LOL

[Jonkata89]

@TWebb4 It was maybe a twix....I would that too lol :P

[dovespin1]

haha.."Chocolate?...This doo-doo baby"

[FiraGun90]

Chocolate? This is doo doo baby! AHHH!!

[Khmer22cambo]

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[axm0z5h]

hahaha im laughing so hard!!

[jezzetv]

"this is doo doo baby!"

[montecarlomayne]

@jezzetv "I said 'AHHHHHHHHH!'"

[CaIlidus]

HAHAHA!!!

[ImIwilliamImI]

I find this hilarious, because one time, a crackhead broke in to my friends car and stole fucking burned CD's... that makes it more annoying.

[scrweduptx]

its doo doo baby lmao

[jordarr4332]

AHHHH lol

[ultamitefighter]

huh ? chocalte...what choc...this is doo doo babyee Lmfao

[brite2nite]

lol its funny the way he says muthafucker XD

[lennymej]

Chocolate? This is doo doo,baby... AHHH!!! LMFAO XD

[PlanBrider100]

THIS IS DOODOO BABY

[darpachief]

loooooooooooool

[amensandomens]

LMFAO!

[remmytemmy]

Baha. MOTHA FUCKA, this is do do baby. =] Never stops getting funny <3

[JordanMRos]

Oh man this guy never disapoints. He's so funny

[onceme2u]

"Chocolate? This is doo doo baby!!" "Ahh!!"

LMAO!! Why the hell is there doo doo on his face?? XD

[BabyC51085]

doo doo? this is chocolate baby hahahaha

[LeBronForTheWin]

@BabyC51085 its the other way around

[iam1in1]

LOL! chocolate?! THIS IS DOO DOO BABY! AHHHH!

[pelsjoem]

Whats a doo doo?

[BabyC51085]

@pelsjoem Doo doo is 'poo' or 'shit' if you want me to say it lol

[ghostbuster323]

Chappelle = laugh out loud funny

[sprack94]

Chocolate...? This is Doo Doo, baby!!!

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Coatul]

What's all this chocolate on your face???? MUTHERFUCKA

[hornyronjeremy69]

it's doo doo baby... AHHHHHHHHHhhh!

[858Zach]

LMFAO

[qfcknndadii]

lmfaooo whats all this chocolate around yo face motha fucka

what? this is doo doo babeyy

[xkupi]

hahahhaa dam soo funny :D

[LilWayneSiick]

this is dudu baby xDDDD

dave's a fuckin genius

[zonith]

i love how he says mother fucker in that part that alone made me laugh !

[olivierkay]

ahahahahahahahahahah. Doodoo baby. I miss Dave.

[FutureWHC]

this is doo doo baby i actually laughed hard for the first time today

[Dancing88Mike]

WORD OF ADVICE: Don't eat and watch Dave Chappelle stand up. I almost choked. Pizza and Coke were almost the end of thanks to the brilliance of Dave Chappelle. The last words I would have heard were "Hey Man Whats all this chocolate on Your face, MOTHERFUCKER!" "Chocoalate!? This is Doodoo Baby!"

[xxfinisherxx]

thats how i wanna die haha

[xdavidbbyx]

Damn I wish chappele still did stand-up comedy.

He was the best comedian this world has ever seen;

or at least that is my opinion.

[destituteillusion]

he still does stand up, i just saw him on sunday in oakland.

[xdavidbbyx]

Really?

Hell Yeah!

[chwy15]

@xdavidbbyx he quit cuz comedy central was making it not fun for him anymore so he just quit and ran away from a 50mil contract from them. greatest move he ever made. i liked him and all but if you dont like what your doing thiers no point in doing it anymore

[HereMikeWas]

@xdavidbbyx

he does there are some clips on youtube search Dave Chappelle - Man Rape

[aaronvespro]

@xdavidbbyx comedy centrals opinion is he is 43rd best

[axm0z5h]

@aaronvespro they are sooo wrong

[blackwolfbrett2018]

@xdavidbbyx i lyk chris tucker

[knightwazhere]

@xdavidbbyx Richard pryor and dave chappelle are funny as fuck.

[PKLC21H30O2]

@xdavidbbyx seems to be everyones man..

[ForceRecon198]

@xdavidbbyx For me it's a tie between Dave Chapppelle and Louis CK.

[NakedSteve4u]

@ForceRecon198 holy smokes you just mentioned my current two favorite comedians