I Will Survive

[TheGinisangBawang]

mga napopoot sa Diyos...mga antikristo kayo!!

[SuperSkyrus03]

grabe..KYU Pati dios GINagawa nyung kaTATAWANAN.

[VannMiguel15]

Patay ka kay God tatay ni jesus makikita mo lahat ng ginagawa mo magkakaroon ng masama

[animelhady]

wtf?!..mga taong wlang magawa..!..pati ang Diyos pinagtatawanan nyo!!

[cjdeguia]

lol he'll rise again in 3 days

[MsFuckingG]

p0ta ina niyo.. wala kau awa sa god.

[Nathanielbrian1]

GRABEKAYO!

Pati Ba Naman si GOD?

!

[POPYLOLY8]

SO MEAN :(

[decbony]

I 'liked' this....I hope it doesn't mean I'm going to hell, haha

[filmpjesman1]

we meet again 240p

[reginebaltazar]

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[loverats18]

OH MY GAAAA ITS SO FUNNY

[TheAgnosticApe]

respect

[PalakangTooot]

awtz .. ndi na nirespeto tskk

[TheRebau]

macam haram jadah

[zipitster]

disrespect :(



[reginebaltazar]

hahaha

[laci1238]

tic is not gon dollars garnered to ridicule las eg

[herson007]

binabastos nyo naman si lord pls wag nyong e like

[cLINKz349]

waLa kayong mga puso ii noh pati pag gaLang sa diyos waLa na kayo . respeto rin naman kahit sa diyos na lang oh !

[yhubzzzqou20]

@cLINKz349 

[strygwyrechris]

you will survive,,hahaha

[cLINKz349]

@strygwyrechris : nkakatawa ba ? DEMON !!!!

[mrsavrad]

go the train driver!

[DarkGenesis619]

idiots god forgive them !

[gjjunco]

dont do this please

[seohyunsnsd1664]

YOU HAVE NO RESPECT I WISH PEOPLE LIKE YOU GO IN HELL YOUR A BITCH DUDE BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[LLOYD19851012]

@seohyunsnsd1664 There is no such place as hell. Dumbarse

[Mateo2000G]

its not right guys;|

[germaprojo]

O_O WTH...

[Cpnowys1awsome]

This is another reason why LA Is crazy, I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!! (DIE)

[Cpnowys1awsome]

0:35 THAT GUY'S SO STUPID AND DRUNK!!!!!

[cirej015]

parang pinagkakatuwaan lang ng mga gumawa nyan ang diyos tsk tsk tsk

[24yujie]

FCK U

[k3Ck6969]

Jesus sure is doing an awesome job of taking care of the world!

[LN30954]

this impostor didn't.. survive..

[Randel424242]

bakit ka na ka hubad



[MrSamster1990]

jesus is gay ?!?!?!?

[Cpnowys1awsome]

@MrSamster1990 WELL DON'T BE TOO STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK GOD IS GAY!!!!! THE GUY IN THE VIDEO IS ACTING FOR JESUS AND HE WAS GAY AND SO DRUNK

[xsaloot]

Ridicule of the prophets is a bad thing

That Prophet Jesus peace be upon him so don't allow to anyone to make fun of him.

:(

[fhp007]

@xsaloot

Thankfully he isn't a Prophet; he is our God (half-god to be exact) and we are allowed to poke as much fun at him as we like :D

Now... I'm guessing you're Muslim and every religion is allowed one sacred cow; you lot chose Muhammad and I think ours is the idea that cannibalism and blood drinking absolves one of sin ;)

[swiezakbmx1]

Hahahaha, kurwa rozpierdala mnie to !, Polska przejmuje ten film : D

[thehealthyboy1]

epic lolz killed by a bus =D

[Transformarea]

Nu-mi place de loc.Faptul ca unii isi bat joc.Ii urasc pe acei oameni,iar ei sa se astepte la consecinte.

[FrUKrocks4]

OMGOSH! DID ANYONE ELSE SEE SHREK!?

[xXFeardShotXx]

ahahaha this is soooo funny XD

i like how all the religious people are saying your going to hell LOL

[stergios817]

fu ck you bastard sucker moron fucking kiss my big fat ass oh god

[KatokBoyzz]

FOLLL!

[mvcosare]

Do the man acting jesus really hit by that bus? O.o

[BERNWOODFilms]

@mvcosare nono haha. its just special effects trick with computer

[whatwiththehate]

Who made this. Because you're going to a place called heaven.

[rockagee123]

@whatwiththehate Opposite mate...But LOL!

[BreadWithBenefits]

tsk tsk tsk.

[christianbpanen14]

the person hu cr8 this sucks!!!! ur going to hell!!!!

[tksaimon]

i hope that bus crash him for real

[jhjh191]

do you have a brain?

[jaybeeisbord]

this is not good tsk

[LittleMissAngel1231]

why do people think this is bin laden when it clearly says jesus christ at the begining?

[dathr33prncesses15]

who made it your bad go to hell

[caro4909]

WELL I AM HAPPY TO GO TO HELL SINCE I FIND THIS VIDEO IS THE FUNNIEST I'VE EVER SEEN

[iAMlegend272]

FUCK YOU!!! GO to HELL not to HEAVEN , FAGGOT MORON IDIOT

[onthewaytogo1]

creepy



[bluenote1184]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!



[MsAbbY1437]

you will gonna go to hell fuck u

[carloshanne]

OMG Dont Blame Jesus christ

[P2BFilipino]

hahahah lol..

btw i'm going to hell..

[Emmiee777]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L!!!! This is wonderful beyond all belief xD Bloody brilliant! ^^ Thanks for the laughs!! = D

[PoshFC11]

immature, but funny

[Raven4511]

Please do not use religious things just for laugh you hypocrites, heretics, muslims, and son of hell. Well, it is not funny.

[TheXboxplaya]

@Raven4511 grow a funny bone, stop warshipping youre religion like its EVERYTHING in the world, ITS NOT and if it is TO YOU keep it to yourself cause no one cares and people will live their lifes the way they want. This was bloody halarious to me, i saw something making fun of bhuda and i still laughed, im a bhudist

[Raven4511]

@TheXboxplaya Perhaps respect others for you are not alone in this world. You can make fun of everything if you own everything, grow dude, stop becoming immature to the society.

[TheXboxplaya]

@Raven4511 I'm just saying people are gonna do what they're going to do the only thing you can do is grow a funny bone and accept it. I'm sorry for insulting you're religion but no one's going to 'burn' for making something funny...

[Raven4511]

@TheXboxplaya And therefore it proves you to be irrespective.

[TheXboxplaya]

@Raven4511 Damn I give up and I will not reply to the next comment you reply with. THIS VIDEO IS A FUCKING JOKE, THATS ALL

[Emmiee777]

@Raven4511 Let me ask, you are getting upset about someone making a joke out of Christianity, and yet you to single out Muslims in your comment?

[Raven4511]

@Emmiee777 No, I am not upset, I am just sad because peoples like heretics, blasphemers, and muslims were still existing in earth. They means only chaos. Well, in Heaven, these entities (heretics, blasphemers, and muslims) are not present there, because they will be in hell after they die. Well, this fact were all supported anyway.

[D3maine]

@Raven4511 Piss off, idolator. There are no religious "things." There is only God.

[Raven4511]

@D3maine And yiu have no God.

[effyleven]

I have seen it a HUNDRED times, but it still makes me fall off my chair! :-)

[DRIFTZx360]

did he survive ?

[poppyandplume]

Yes I am... tang ina! ikaw na!

[poppyandplume]

I am a Filipino and that's funny! hahahahaahahahahahaha!

[KULATZ01]

@poppyandplume you're not a Filipino, coz they are God fearing, and you're not.

[kentrupert09]

not funny at all. ../.. its not fun to play with God! damn morrons fucking assholes! haters back off! sorry for the words.

[angelalma09]

you fucking assholes!!!! how dare you??!!!

[harish5365]

did he really die?

[longattibro]

he deserved getting hit by that bus

[rain8258]

Jesus is NAKED!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!­?!!?!?!?

[TheStephyy]

LOL!

[DaGrimReaperIl]

what I've noticed most of the people saying its not funny is from the Philippines. wouldnt say its funny as fuck but i got a kick out of it, and lol our creator thats funnier than the vid.

[cliffjhon22]

walang kwenta ang nagpost ne2



[jejefaith1]

its not funny

[elijahmae28]

its not funny..ur making fun of our creator...show some respect..!!!

[DaGrimReaperIl]

@elijahmae28 pftttttttttttttttttt

[MrEvangelio16]

It's a blasphemy to Christianity. I hope the creator of this video is not a Christian...

[pescadordesonhos2929]

fodase



[reisflaviahelena]

DESCULPE, NÃO RESISTI.. ESTE FOI O VÍDEO MAIS HORROROSO QUE JÁ VI NA VIDA. UM PROFUNDO MAU GOSTO E FALTA DE RESPEITO PARA COM A RELIGIÃO CRISTÃ. SOU UMA PESSOA QUE ABOMINA A FALTA DE RESPEITO COM AS DIFERENÇAS RELIGIOSAS E QUERO AQUI REGISTRAR O MEU REPÚDIO ... :(

[yhollie1]

thats not funny.......YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO RESPECT......OUR CREATOR...

[ZyborkTV]

@yhollie1 Respect the creator of Youtube and let people believe in what they want to.

[MrLolcatsXD]

@yhollie1 oh so you're one of these cannibals who worship some old dude on a cloud? (cannibal as in bread is jesus flesh n wine his blood)

[thedudesons55xD]

@yhollie1 Dont take it to srs. Its funny...

[MrsColdplaysuperfan]

@yhollie1 I'm sorry but I think this is really funny!

[yhollie1]

IF..I WERE YOU?....ITS BETTER TO DELETE..THIS VIDEOS...OR ELSE.....WAIT FOR UR BAD KARMA...........

[yhollie1]

..LIFE ITS TOO SHORT ON EARTH....YOU MUST..RESPECT OUR CREATOR...........GOD BLESS....

[yhollie1]

please forgive them..my LORD.....

[iAMWiLABB]

is he dead already? haha

[MrFunnyvids2000]

Jesus and naked men.

A Bieber must see™

[skyletbie]

your insulted our religion and our god you! watch you're doing! dumb you! you're such a looser!!!!!! mga loko atunyaw nuay respeto

[deetriz]

@skyletbie im christian and i love god and all but i think he likes to have fun and laugh too i mean look at some of the stupid things people have done he made tham do thoese things

[hothon4]

vrachtauto chauffeur: toet ! toet ! (new kids turbo)

[MrFunnyvids2000]

show this to beiber

[KhFanaticProductions]

@MrFunnyvids2000 LOL

[peonbiscay]

jajajajajajajajaja 

[KhFanaticProductions]

Lol. I love how no one really gives a fuck about all the retarded christian obsessed dumbasses here. :D Go join Harold Camping and his "end of world" parade, no one else is listening to ya.

[TheAwkwardtuurtle]

Lol at all the jesus rants! you're all going to sorely disappointed when you die and realize you rot in a hole or get cremated like the rest of us "sinners" and realize you wasted your entire life being good little christians :L lighten the fuck up!

[menchiesteven]

SHAME ON YOU!

[rod000811]

youre such a crazy .. like a DEMON !!

[rod000811]

so sad to watch this video .. i cant imagine .. have people like that .. :'(

[rod000811]

how can you do this !! its not funny !! dont you ever insult JESUS CHRiST !!

[Neithie]

@rod000811 Oh humbug. How is he insulted? He survived! Remember that part, where he came back to life? :) Now laugh and be happy. He will survive, hey hey! 

[KhFanaticProductions]

@rod000811 lol. Caps fail.

[chantrueger]

F*ck you! all of you!

[johnian123457]

anti christ all of you

[MhuZTeRhEnZo8]

THAT IS TOO OFFENSIVE FOR US CHRISTIANS MAN ! AND ESPECIALLY FOR GOD. . . . . .

But it is still funny  :)

[ghecute18]

You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.

Exodus 20:7 (NIV)

[95horses4life]

go GOD hahah it was funny but he did create the world and us that how we r still on this earth today.

[Sweetiepie451000]

Umm is it FAIR? that the pepole is treating jesus like that it's not fair to me he created us and we will make a viseo of jesus like that :(

[theagemon5]

ive seen this like years ago? and i got here again? somehow cool

[JayceePLAET]

F*CK THS!

He Think's He can GAiN FAME FROM THIS VID NO BRO YOU SUCK !

[marissareynolds123]

@JayceePLAET hater

[MrSociopath1000]

DIRTY JESUS

[Ghian003]

ur gonna burn in hell.. with ur penis dipped in fire and sulfur.

.

.

.and also a bus hitting ur face all day long.

[michaelolz13]

fuck this!

[Mist4under]

@michaelolz13 why, its hilarious xD

[crimedoll25]

this is sick!!!

[Mist4under]

@crimedoll25 no, its funny

[daemonlajt]

0:48 ;]

[vanessaboyer]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

[11jeffmago]

this is isn't funny at all, how the hell can u make fun of JESUS

[Wolfspirit8]

@11jeffmago Sir, if you would, please remove that large log of wood from your anal cavity, and move along.

[Mist4under]

@11jeffmago hes the only one you can make fun of and then see thousands of people hate on the people who are laughing at this, it hilarious

[Sumacifyed]

i was like wtf, gospel...until the robe came off, Don't think I've laughed so hard before

[TheAmnesia58]

Its Glorias

[MercuryAlphaInc]

Jesus... Survived Romans, spears, getting nailed to a cross, and a thorn crown... Then a bus gets him killed! Where's your God now?

[jxymad]

is it real? when that guy hit a bus,.. seems like so real...

[prinzemark1]

those who make this video you have no respect ot our god .

[TheMisterHeadshot]

@prinzemark1 Learn the reality...

God DOESNT EXIST

term god shouldnt even exist

BECAUSE its not logical

Earth was a random thing happening in the cosmos

A small midget in the universe

[MrGamingOtaku]

@TheMisterHeadshot

if God doesnt exist then why do I have a real life Pikachu in my room?

[DaOldFashionDeath]

@TheMisterHeadshot

Don't say those words,

you don't understand what god is to some of us

[mssonnet26]

@TheMisterHeadshot I think its far more complicated than that.

[N330z]

@prinzemark1 common man its funny

[TeTzKoBoy]

hahahahahha

[quinten367]

hahahahhhahahhahahahahhahaahah­a

[jojo123642]

I HATE THIS FILM

[nikobellic332]

@jojo123642 wich Film is it?

[JessaGrace091887]

Stupid Atheists. You'll all GO TO HELL BECAUSE OF THIS! You have no respect!

[91805jo]

illuminati stupid atheist being....

[91805jo]

bad...

[BinWeevilsHolly]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL >.<



[abbass112]

not funny at all !!! and the stupid guys who like it ! and make it a joke !!

how did you accept this !!! ?

[jamiekrey1]

not funny dont ever do that in jesus!! it is not make any sense!!

[RaikiTaka]

And thus Atheism was born... :D

[MrsColdplaysuperfan]

0:32 is the best!LOL!

[EpicKitty4EVER]

@MrsColdplaysuperfan no, 0:43 HAhAHAAAAAHhAHAhahaAHAHA

[MrsColdplaysuperfan]

@EpicKitty4EVER Ahahahhahaha is true ahhaha!

[cdude1313]

the 1st vid i ever saw on youtube

ROCK AND ROLL