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  • This insolent oaf should not be making fun of one of the worlds best minds.

  • They're 10, 000,000,000,000,000,000 particles we can observe, your mama made the bad ones into a nerd.

  • fucking wanker, why would you joke about the worlds most intelegent man since albert einstien, dont you think he finds it hard enough to do his job with motornuron disiese without people making fun of him!

  • ha, some people just can't take a joke!

  • Hey! Don't make fun of Steven hawkings!

  • @farleypipkins

    Never screw a down syndrome midget!.... It's not big, & it's not clever!

    X

  • This is sick...making fun of somebody that can't help what's wrong with them, might as well make fun of somebody with down syndrome. Steven hawking is smarter than you could ever wish to be you ass holes.

  • very good

  • so mean! i did laugh a bit though.. :(

  • fuck this video! i dont like it!

  • Yes I think we should definatly be taking advice from a guy called BNPtoruntheUK. Coz clearly discriminating against people based on race or religon is fine but don't you dare pick on the guy in the wheelchair. Fucking hipocritical twat.

  • @sahriarogue look at our cities nowadays alot more trouble because of these ethnics ! , drugs , muggings , credit card fraud , murders the list is endless thats why i discriminate and im not ashamed of doing it !

  • Always remeber a joke is not realy a reason its just an excuse , if you were the ones in a wheelchair like stephen hawkings and ross noble or someone took the piss like this you would not find it funny ! . Its all to easy to make these so called jokes about other people like this who are just so unfortunate cos your not the ones in the wheelchair , so just take a while and think about what i just said .

  • @BnptoruntheUk My good sir, how wrong you are. I would laugh so hard ><

  • omg I was crying with laughter

  • As anyone seen Stephen Hawking on The Simpsons. Yes he does have a sense of humour. It's usually people without disabilities that are moaning the most. I have news for you all. Stephen Hawking doesn't need you to be his knight in shining armour, he can stick up for himself.

  • I believe the nurse looking after Hawkins would be more offended

  • For fuck sake I wish people would stop taking everything so fucking seriously >_>.

    The fact that he's doing an impression of Steven Hawking doesn't make him a bad person at all. 1.) He has the RIGHT to say what he wants, and if anyone is offended, so be it, you will live.

    2.) He isnt being serious. How often IS he serious?

    3.) Steven Hawking might be disabled, but do you think he has no sense of humour? Im' sure he would have done something about this if it were THAT terrible.

  • best thing would be to see Stephen Hawking die by blue screen of death

    long live Ross Noble and fuck Stephen Hawking

  • Guys, guys, guys. just remember. 10th funniest comedian of all time. Something like 7 or 8 dvd releases. shows that last 2 - 3 hours. a very different show everytime. Ross is a very very very brilliant comedian.

  • @schitzface wow 7 or 8 dvd releases alread? all I see is unrealtime and randomist, and that short fizzy logic show, never saw the other releases

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  • @MrKayakFisho good.

  • thais makes me want to cry there is nothing funny about that my gran is going through the disease that steen hawkings had its a horrible disease its unbelievable how much it has affected our family go get a life ross noble and actually find something funny you sick arshole

  • @vivian333999 - please subscribe to the self-righteous channel and be sure to watch the top-rated clip "Let he (or she) who is without sin, cast the first stone"

  • @comedychris lmao pwnage XD

  • how can you not laugh you miserable sod

  • this guy physical can do basically nothing. i feel sry for him. i dont further do shit that will upset him.

  • @andrew8833 Aww, poor you - having no sense of humour or irony.

  • @DelphanGruss Why aww?

    Hes not funny end of, its actually quite pitty to the commedian pml.

    I do love how you make assumptions over people who you believe, I dont have a sense of humour, we'll leave that up to muppets like you pml.

    Love ya!

  • @andrew8833 I like how you call me 'Muppet' like it's an insult. The Muppets are brilliant and their humour is accessible to people of all ages. They're an intelligent and universally loved branch of entertainment, and being associated with them makes me proud.

    You however, apparently disliking both the Muppets AND Ross Noble are apparently so devoid of a sense of humour that you're probably one of those PC prats who got the Cookie Monster changed to the 'Veggie' Monster.

  • @DelphanGruss Did I ever say I hated the muppets?

    Muppet in English slang is basically an moron like you pml.

    Its got absolutely nothing to do with the characters on the show, god your stupid.

    This guys not funny, actually your comparing yourself to a load of characters who kids watch, are you sure your not a peado?

    I would think twice about replying, could have you down as a child abuser lol.

    God your incompetent!

  • @DelphanGruss I do actually have a brilliant sense of humour its just this guys like what the fuck?

    He's boring, why dictate the things you already know? Its boring, yawn worthy lol.

    I mean take great commedians, it seems like americans coming out with at the moment at least, with some of the worst commedians in history.

    Its boring, id be asleep within 10mins of watching this boring individual lol.

    Take great comics like morecambe and wise, jack dee, simon amstell, adam hills, bill connelly.

  • @andrew8833 So - you criticise Americans for producing terrible comedians when Ross Noble isn't an American comedian - he is in fact English.

    Every comedian you've named there has at some point 'dictated the things you already know', and while I certainly agree that Billy Connelly is a comedic mastermind - he doesn't involve his audience like Ross does. He gets people in the audience involved and it's quite endearing. Sure, this may not be his best clip - but if you don't like it, don't watch!

  • @DelphanGruss Suppose it matters to you because your life is so empty, you hang on every single word, that reply really did make me laugh.

    Suppose your tiny brain, I mean yes every commedian has to dictate things, but seeing them in a different light, this is striaght forward and boring, makes me want to yawn when I see him do a stand up show pml.

    Its the kind of stuff ya stop doing when your 10 (well at least I did) its called being some intelligence.

  • @andrew8833 Ahh - petty name calling is it? I'd say my work here is done then. As a parting phrase however, I'd like to say: "its called being some intelligence." - Yeah, good luck with 'being some intelligence' mate.

    And clearly my life is empty in comparison to yours - you've clearly done everything there is to do if you're wasting your time attacking a successful comedian rather than making something of yourself. Oh well - back to work.

  • @DelphanGruss Oh shut up the two of you. Nobody cares!

  • @DelphanGruss Suppose its quite amusing, him thinking hes funny thats why I put piss myself laughing.

    Its crap, lol.

  • I mean his point being?

    Absolutely nothing throughout that little shit bit.

    Maybe thats all you stupid retards want from comedy eh? No brain capacity to laugh at something thats worth laughing about.

    LIke 9/11 I pissed myself when the planes flew into the world trade center then america expects us to care when they dont care for others, except making themselves look like idiots.

    AMERICA'S FUCKING HILARIOUS IN THAT SENSE ROFL!!

  • do you think im american or something like?

  • To be really honest I wouldnt care.

  • Do you have a therapist? I'm not saying you need one, I'm deducting from your statements that you would think you know better than a therapist. You were also probobly quiet in school but loud and oppinionated amongst your group of friends.

  • Couldnt be far from the truth to be honest.

    But yes I was very opinionated and I am and thats the way it is lol.

    I do love the way people make judgements of people on youtube with no nowledge at all of the individual, did make me laugh lol.

  • @jimmyshitbags

    How can you laugh you selfish sod.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig because it was and still is funny.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig how can't you laugh at it you slefish sod

  • People attacking those who find Steven Hawking jokes weak resort to hilarious insults and jibes like "you cunt" and "grow a dick". Now there's REAL sense of humour for you

  • how do u analyse a starfish? they dont have a fuckin head?!

  • I play sports and guitar

  • Haha i saw him last night in Perth he was soo good i tried to make him do this skit he wasnt too keen to do it though

  • while i have only recently discovered ross noble, i think thats the longest i have seen his stay still lol

  • "i think thats the longest i have seen his stay still lol"

    did you mean hair?

  • oops, shoulda said *him* not his

    i really need to start double checking my typing

  • *Hilarious.

    A bad speller and a homophobe.

    You are full of win.

  • not gonna lie, lovin your comments, makin me giggle. :)

  • @WhiteythaKing

    So you find making fun of disabled people is funny? You are disgusting.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig Your name is TurboThe Turtwig... 'nuff said...

  • @Linzi9989763

    Wow. Your name is Linzi: What kind of name is that? That is now even how you spell it. LOL you think making fun of Steven Hawkings is funny? He has an IQ of 200, much smarter then you.

    Also he is regarded as the most intelligent person in the whole world. Yup, I wouldn't make fun of a person like that because thats what Jealous fags like you do.

  • "...grow a dick and loosen up" (quoting georgo342)

    Why do I imagine Ross Noble could make me laugh even harder pulling that phrase to pieces? Then he'd make me laugh even harder commenting on my comment about pulling...!

  • I find it hard to believe you can get so worked up about something as trivial as this. It is only meant to be humour not an attack on Steven Hawkins. Everyone just chill out.

  • What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    Steven Hawking after a house fire.

    Take that Chappy0000 ya highbrow cunt.

  • When did highbrow come as an insult?

    The antonym of 'highbrow' is nonintellectual, you you are saying I am clever. I appreciate your comments - very kind. By this I will presume you agree with my comments.

    Love you x

  • this is AMAZING.

  • Who are you talking to?

  • Shut up..........

  • Hey BrainMove ur one those people that piss me off cos u take funny jokes to seriously i mean grow a dick and loosen up

  • This. Is. GOLD.

  • According to his first wife Hawking is a bit of a bastard. He dishes it out so naturally he should be expected to take it.

  • LOL> How does he "dish it out" do you think?

  • AND NOW HES DISABLED!!!!

  • jajajajaja

    xD too fun !! Ni

  • Brilliant!

  • i look like the fonz! lol

  • lmfao 22 thumbs up

  • Haha :D

    I hope people don't take this seriously lol.

    I'm pretty sure Ross Noble is aware that Stephen Hawking could kill him with his mind if he wanted....

  • @stevebeynon haha!

  • you guys are the ones treating him different. i normal person would laugh about getting made fun of...but going, "aww, dont say that...hes physically challenged" ya, yet the ones laughing are treating him different???your freakin rtarted...

  • has anyone noticed steven hawking is a bit lyk davros only not evil?

  • ROFLMAO :)

  • I was beginning to think only I realized that. ^_^

  • all you people taking this shit so serious go watch billy connolly when he talks about the beigeist society we live in, SHUT THE FUCK UP its a joke stop taking this shit to heart.

  • ross noble is anti semetic

  • lol this clip was so funny!!has anyone wonder what steven hawkings would be like on a rollercoaster!!?? W.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.­E.E.!!!hahah!!

  • *SNORT*

  • swebonny...... u say learn to spell even tho u write " but u can't deny that it actually is mean to make fun...." hahaha get a sense of humour u yankee prick

  • Dude... that is soooo cruel!!!!!

  • But then I can't change what you like or do not like.

    Still I just want you to respect others comments instead of saying really dumb stuff...

    I can confess that I made some pretty bad comments on this video and I apologise for them.

    And to the user Sometimesyourwrong... you are really immature. 23 years old and from England? Learn to fucking spell first fag.

  • First of all, i think that if you want to talk about using English correctly, swearing is not the right way to go about it.

    and secondly, USE THE ENGLISH CORRECTLY WHEN YOU ARE CORRECTING SOMEONE.... quote "all i see on youtube is fucking 12 year old twats that doesn't know how to spell." I suggest using correct tense.

    Also i don't think anyone cares about YOUR opinion either, so how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

  • Who don't know how to spell**

  • All of you complaining about this clip - grow the fuck up! No-one wants your opinion; Ross noble is a legend.

  • @Linzi9989763

    He's not. He's a attention seeking fag who thinks he is funny. He's not.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig He's a comedian. Its his job to get your attention. Durpy durp.

  • @madara67

    He's highly intelligent and disabled yet stupid idiots like you find this funny? I don't. I just think we are taking the piss out of steven hawkings. I wouldn't if I were you.

    Your IQ: Probably 100 or more.

    Stevens: 200

    Pwned.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig I do find this funny. Take a joke. It's not like he's got anything against stephen hawkings, he's just making people laugh. And I'm sure someone with such a high IQ is more concerned with unraveling the mysteries of the universe than crying about how butthurt he is because some comedian said mean things.

  • @madara67

    He's highly intelligent and disabled: I don't think it's nice to make fun of someone like that. I wouldn't like it.

  • @madara67

    Think about it. He might actually help us in the future, help us find aliens. Why would you wanna make fun of him? He might help scientists find a cure for some cancers or help them about the understanding of the universe.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig so because of that, we can't have a good time with jokes about him? I don't think so.. god if people want to make fun about me... fine, I'd probably find it funny myself. It's nothing bad.. it's not like he's mobbing him like kids at school.. and as intelligent as Mr. Hawking is, he will understand the importance of fun in people's life. If you find it morally unacceptable.. don't watch a show like that. it's a show that was done in a place where people had to pay to see it.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig it's not like they didn't know what they were paying for. Of course you can argue about that all day long.. but then.. you, we, I shouldn't even be here watching something that people usually need to pay for to see either live or on DVD.. it's not like this was released for the public for free.. so poking a little bit of fun at disabled people is totally unacceptable.. while stealing is ok? Practice what you preach

  • @TurboTheTurtwig furthermore I don't think he will help us find aliens... he is against finding aliens. And a man who "believes alien life not only certainly exists on planets but perhaps even in other places, like within stars or even floating in outer space. He also warns that a few of these species might be intelligent and threaten Earth." lost his credibility to me.. sure he's intelligent but seriously.. this statement is bullshit. 1. within a star it's not only 4000°C hot.. it's millions.

  • @DeanMalenko

    No, no NO. I didn't say find them directly as in flying into space. I meant HELP us understand what they are like and help us find the civilisation, ofcourse he is not going to want us to find them. Because he is smartest man in the world!

  • @TurboTheTurtwig Nothing can live within a fucking nuclear fusion reactor... secondly.. if aliens exist and they wanted to visit earth.. they would need to build an incredibly huge spacecraft and take it on a multiple hundrets, if not thousands years journey to earth.. this means they must be very very peaceful.. they can't have weapons.. 1 gunfight on board their ship and boom there's a hole in it and all the atmosphere in the ship is gone within not much more than a second.

  • @TurboTheTurtwig Hawking was asked about his IQ in a 2004 newspaper interview, and replied, "I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers." Pwned.

  • @sigoord1989

    Well it's not funny to make fun of the disabled! Sick bastards!

  • as much as i respect ross noble i dont respect that act.

    anyone with an iq of over 200 shouldn't be getting laughed at because of their physical impairments

  • That's positive discrimination and not positive in the good sense. He has an IQ over 200, he's an intelligent man then, we know that already, but then you start saying well why is he not fair game, and we are?The point is if you start exclaiming, you can't make fun of him for such and such, or him for such and such you acknowledge that there is a boundary and a difference between us all as humans, and the last thing they want is to be treated differently. Either it's all fair game or it isn't.

  • daviedave u r a sad twat if u r offended by that like hes not doin it in a nasty way he is doin it in a funny way even hawkins himself wud see the funny side thats wot comics do tek the piss oot of every1 u divvent have ti watch the vid if yer don,t like it dee yer

  • he is hilarious and well mint like

  • nonesy12 u r an ignorant tosser and if yer divvent like ross noble r other geordies then fuck off cos nee1 is tellin yer 2watch it u knob he is a belta comic fuckin hilarious just cos u have nee sense of humour yer r a wannabe mackem ros is a geordie legend and he meks is proud2 be a geordie

  • fkn hilarious piss take frm a legendry geordie comic and is 1of the best in england

  • correction...best in the world

  • id say worse ross noble act but other r funny

  • double fag 10xCOMBOBREAK

  • swebony sucks cock 4 tea bags

  • ...I feel so bad when I laugh at this...

  • get ova it he is just havin a laugh

  • LOL

  • bastard aberdine! lol fucking funny as hell!

  • "Sometimes she puts me like this and I look like The Fonz"

    Ross noble's comedy is the most original type of comedy because he just makes it all up right on the spot.

  • i bet the people pay this out were pissing themselves laughing

    hahahah

    loved it

  • LOL God Next thing we know chris Crocker will be on here> 'Leave Stephen Alone'LoL

  • HAHAHA looolll!!! :P

  • if a group of monkeys pointed and laughed at you, you'd be intrigued but not pissed - same with the hawking dude ( we're the monkeys.. its like a metaphor.. )

  • erm..yea, but if u were in a world filled with monkeys, and if they start pointin at u and laughin, i suppose it might bug u...cus u didnt choose to be human in a world of monkeys.. + we dont know what he really feels inside.. anyway i think ron white is better:p

  • it is a bit harsh aint it. anyway chances are he didnt see it. ross is still funny most of the time tho.

  • Ahahaha! Reminds me of Colbert's thing.

    "Black holes. Bleep. Blorrp."

  • I think Dr Hawkins is far above and beyond getting pissed off at people imitating him in comedic sketches. Just because he's disabled does not mean that he has no sense of humour!

  • meh big brain and crappy body or big body and crappy brain, im sure Hawkins doesn't mind too much. Have to approach such things wit sum irreverence or else life gets a bit tragic i think.

  • Steven Hawking has given his pomission to have the piss taken out o him in things like the Simpsons and Family Guy... and he's even appeared in them... so I really don't think he minds tbh.. he is a genious and I think because he is... he's not bothered. so theres no point in saying you don't like Ross Noble coz he uses him as a joke in a show.

  • nevertheless there's quite some difference between hawking presenting himself in a funny way and people mocking about his disease..

  • lol comedy is built on insults u fat twats

  • its comedy u feminist twat(i hate feminists so that was supposed to be an insult lol) Lemme spell sumtin out for u...Y-O-U A-R-E A S-O-O-K

  • did u personally ever have his respect or have U lost all respect For ross

  • akivagluck obviously cares for Mr. Hawking so much... but not enough to even spell his fucking name right (It's Stephen not Steven). And WTF do you mean 'smartest guy in the world'? Yes he is smart, but he is far from the smartest. In academic circles he is known and respected, but he is NOT considered to be a leader in the field of theoretical physics at all by other physicists. He has a high public profile because of his condition, that does not make him 'the smartest'.

  • funni as ewt i canot stop laffin :P

  • lol thats a bit low funny as hell tho :P

  • omg thats fukn hilarious

  • People - if you don't like Ross, don't watch it - you norgs!

    Comic genius I believe is an accurate description.

  • i really dont care if hawking gets made fun of, but that is so fucked up! and might i add, FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • FUck people your treatin this guys joke like it solved world hunger fucking calm down. who gives a shit if this guy makes fun of people i dont, no need to defend it as if its your baby child, shit.

  • guys, look. if Hawkins was offended by people imitating his computerised voice, he wouldn't lend his voice talents to shows like the Simpsons and stuff.

  • sure, let me guess, carrot top fan? ohhh no, maybe Rosie O'Donnell?

  • guys what you've gotta understand is.. taking the piss out of people is funny, doesnt matter who they are. comics hav to up the bar otherwise we dnt get anywhere.

    Ross Noble is a genius, he is completely different to any other comic ive seen and thats why hes so successful... and he does write a lot of his stuff too lol hard to believe i know

  • get a fuckin life. If your offended fuck off

  • Your joking right? I just hope it doesn't take that much to get you angry in real life

  • "he's a twat - and so are you"

    He's a comedy genius, you try coming up with "surrealist eccentric humour" on the spot where you know absolutally no-one, your the only twat here.

  • You can respect Steven Hawking and still find this funny you know. Ross isn't insinuating that Stephens actually like that. Hes just acting out an absurd situation

    You can do silly impressions without them being cruel.

  • oh gosh ross noble isnt dissing hawkins.

    ross noble is jsut one of those fantastical people who get swept away in monkeys and loving them.

  • Making fun of some aspect of someone does NOT mean you don't admire or respect them.

    Or perhaps it does when YOU do it...

  • Let's not get into personal abuse here. Can't we just accept that it's neither good or bad, just subject to people's opinion? One man's fool is another man's genius and all that.

  • do you honestly expect normal people to agree with you?! Look at all the negative feedback you've got... doesnt that tell you something? YOU'RE the one with no sense of humor! Also, get a life and stop commenting on all the ross noble videos you loser