Robyn - Konichiwa Bitches

[MrILOVEMICE]

Love it ;)

[Chubunky77]

This scares me ._.

[awlemmon]

Immaculate, the overt messages promoting societal change are glaring and I would assume that after hearing this nearly all listeners found it within themselves to challenge the norms in which we live and take strides towards a better existence. Indeed, "Kon'nichiwa Bitches".

-And so, upon hearing her sermon, the lions of the world found their courage, and salvaged a sinking universe, from "Beijing to Saigon".

[armyblue03]

She is a mess and I like it lol!

[kinachahue]

pretty kick ass tune

[ILUVhorsesandponys]

luv this song and absolutely adore Robyn, she is my inspiration and idol

[ChocolateBootButton]

lol i love this...

[mongonala]

pathetic cencorship... any country who cencors something like this needs to lay down and die so that another more human and not so dictatorial goverment cans take hold and let poeple decide for themselves whats worth watching

[mysonywalkman1978]

Chinese freaky-sweet inspiration, also known by Gwen Stefani

[richiplayercool2]

Just here cuz i was googling "konichiwa"

[semiCph]

LOL American censorship. Half the and the sound track is obscured.

[123isi321]

gimme some like uh uh eh uh uh eh

[H0rd34lif3]

she says like 3 Chinese citys when Konichiwa is an Japanese word...

[1EleM]

meeeeeega!

[KillerWombat2112]

This video gave me cancer...

[IfIWereArtemis]

the decision to put the lyrics sing a long style is brilliant, now we can all enjoy the song even more!

[DeadFairyful]

how cool is that XD

[eojadiius]

@DeadFairyful hahahahaha

[sexywoody5]

this song is pointed at the two of you arguing about intelligence.

say anything admit it! listen to it.

[nieson0727]

Definitely not a favourite (and I LOVE Robyn). However, put into context, this was probably the best thing for her, ever. I imagine it being her saying exactly what she wanted to say to the mainstream industry, but via their own medium. (Well, best thing until the Body Talk hits arrived!)

[KairiAngel000]

WTF



[nightwishin]

horrible

[irzock]

mannnn i could do this too if i had $5 :(

[irzock]

this is soooooooo bad

[tristd11]

Who blurred out the word "bitches" in the opening titles? Grrrr.

[OgGzkun]

this is so stupid in so many ways, for one its not "konichiwa" its "kon'nichiwa" dumb, not to mention the song blows and it dares to steal japanese words? fuck you all

[bieboo16]

@OgGzkun omg get a life xD

[OgGzkun]

@bieboo16 just because i am far smarter than you and clearly the writers of this song, you suggest i am to get a life? being as smart as i am doesnt it not already suggest that i have one? your logic is failing somewhere.

[MumuNessNess]

@OgGzkun dude you aint no where near smart. We like the song no matter of it's flaws, just friggin deal with it and stop trolling.

[OgGzkun]

@MumuNessNess you cannot really judge my intelligence from this. as for dealing with it, why should i have to deal with the stupidity going on around me? i'm tired of countless dumbs of this world, dumbs like you that judge without even knowing a single thing about me. and this song is a disrespect to japan

[oiledshot]

@OgGzkun you have to deal with the stupidity around you, because we have to deal with your stupidity. dumb is an adjective, you cant make it plural. try getting past 2nd grade english before you get on youtube talking about how smart you are

[OgGzkun]

@oiledshot why should i have to deal with the stupidity of others? and you misunderstand me "dumbs" is just a custom word that me and a few others who are sick of stupidity made up as a name to call the many idiots of this world...however you are just another fool who cannot realise this.

[oiledshot]

@OgGzkun It isnt foolishness, or misunderstanding to not recognize a word that doesn't exist. Also, it seems a bit regressive to use a made up word to tell people they are stupid. It is, however, interesting how your comments started moderately smart, and have become more unintelligent with every post. But i digress, to answer your question, maybe you should explain why you should not have to deal with other peoples stupidity. What have you done to deserve this leisure?

[OgGzkun]

@oiledshot i went to school, college and university, working hard to be smart yet i still must live surrounded by others that were just lazy and couldnt be bothered to get up in the morning to learn. as for me seemingly becoming more unintelligent, perhaps it is just you who are misunderstanding me and arent getting my point? it's very common for lesser people to not understand their betters and just place it as the other being stupid.

[oiledshot]

@OgGzkun going to school doesn't make you smart, it makes you educated, but you are coming off as more of a narcissist. I took the liberty of looking up a few traits for you.

Hypersensitivity to insults

Detesting those who don't admire them

Pretending to be more important than they are

A narcissist may secure a sense of superiority

Others either exist to meet the narcissist's needs or may as well not exist at all

Classic tendencies of aggressive narcissism

[mrkv4k]

@OgGzkun I'm sorry to tell you, but you can't work hard to get smart. It's just not working that way, You have to born with it...

By the way I totaly agree with your last sentence, even that You should start with upper case, ("it's very common for lesser people to not understand their betters and just place it as the other being stupid"). Because that is exactly what you are doing, it looks like you don't understand single thing that oliedshot said and just placing it like he is being stupid...

[UglyShlagg22]

-sigh-

I don't know what to say.

[DiabloMercy]

song title = win

[zangief]

dubious at best

[Tinyneca]

if something is original they are 'like Lady Gaga'. Holy fuck people. Stop fucking doing that! She is not the center of the universe! She wasn't the first one there!

[evilkillerpenguin]

私はこの非常に攻撃的な見つけて下さい！

[8ewigesleben8]

einfach nur geil!

[wuorange]

like her style ;)

[scubadev]

365 000 is a drop in the bucket. too bad. most shit vids get most.....but thats cause thats what ppl are told to watch. robyn is most def gifted all natural.

[bieboo16]

@scubadev but Robyn is pretty famous no? Here in Belgium we hear her all the time ^^

[Sn4zzl3]

Robyn's nothing like Lady Gaga. and if you don't like gaga, why bring her up?

[sazzjc2010]

i agree ...robyns the cool verison of lady gaga...gagas just a fuckin wierdo if ya ask me :)

[morchee]

Uncensored is better!

[burly1988]

The real first Lady GAGA :D

[TheGuyne]

@burly1988 Don´t compare - Robyn is way better than that Gaga Lady

[burly1988]

@TheGuyne That's right!

[TheGuyne]

@burly1988 im glad you know that :D

[burly1988]

@TheGuyne thx ;D

[8ewigesleben8]

:lol: robyn darf alles - auch das :)

[LovesLexe]

WTF?

[Mrquinton7]

shit, am i watching this?

[MrFlex1080]

@Mrquinton7 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[MoViEwAtChEr6493]

oh fuck what have you done thats the censored version :P

that sucks... -.-

watch the uncensored which is uploaded "fredrikskogkvist"

thats better than this

cause the censored fuck ruins the song.....

[koktelici]

robyn was rockin outfits before gaga lol

[DasFremde]

wtf is this??? This sucks.

[lacrosser1202]

Ugh. This is really bad.

[flatlab]

New Robyn influenced track =  FLATLAB - STAY Check it out

[70H4NN4URl34N]

HAHHA!!! this is CRAZY! But I love it!! :)

[ImRatherTall]

Hilarious!!!!

[ElectroNonce]

0_0

[DavidWicked]

lol this is so bad its good

[amm1t5]

poor stuff. so much of that garbage today. Too bad for the young people who didn't knoe the 80's

[skeptiker1337]

@amm1t5 Yoe know it's a perciflage, right?!

[amm1t5]

what is there to like?

[SOLdealemana]

sry - boring

[bombboys]

love the video, it's fun, creative, and what a video should be, fun.

[InsideRxBandit]

This would be an awesome underground tune if she didnt make that stupid ass "uh uh" "ah ha" sound she makes all the time. Reminds me of 00's britney pop when I hear that shit.

[K3mp3st]

@InsideRxBandit It's cause of the telephone-thing. It's just like when u'r phoning someone and tellin' stuff and he gets always like "uh" "aha" "rly?" and so on^^

[InsideRxBandit]

@K3mp3st That could be true for the first 2 seconds of the song.. but repeating the "uh huhs" every 2-3 words during the chorus really ruins it for me.

Like you know "uh huh" uh uh.. UH HUH.. UH UH!!.. :S ruined it

[mstoltzy]

so rad.

[majuneul]

This is so tight!! Damn she's hot..

[ImDiscombobulated]

She stomps on lady caca

[koleradaman]

To much M.I.A. 

[annexannexify]

@koleradaman this song is from 2005 and I don't think it's influenced by M.I.A.

[MarrrinicA]

@annexannexify m.i.a.'s 1st single came out in 2004 so it could be influenced by her

[DQue2Habla]

She's too cute.

[Korona1969]

I love how they censor "bitch", a fairly minor swear, but allow or missed "C U Next Tuesday" =D

[kentaroron]

@Korona1969 OHHH LOL I just got that!

[itsovah1]

Call me a weirdo, but this song is so Kool to me lol

[jeterlover03]

is this the same Robyn from the 90's ...the Robyn who had the lame pop record? If so I love the change..she's way more interesting now

[hurnz]

i usually hate comercial sheeeit but this is fuccccccckkinf amazing

[xxavrilisastarxx]

I only just reliazed actually what 'comin in your mouth' means. Ew.

[belladona9]

this song rocks... but whoever mixed it to the Bob Fosse "Snake in the Grass" dance routine is freakin genius. Check out that video!

[yougavemepower]

Kał.

[lewis9070]

OMG!

Craziest thing ive ever seen

[ChristianClarence07]

amazing robyn!!!!!!! i LOVE this!!

[jartist4]

it is official, she is NUTS! : ) i love it!

[11Rbrre11]

lol my brother wants to be the monkey

[KeybladeKorney]

I love how she moves that sting... Like a shemale swings her dick :D

[CandyAndromeda]

konichiwa=hello

[mtlguymtl]

I like how litteral she is in this video..makes it funny :P

[chubbst4r]

huge peaches ripoff if you ask me.

[mtlguymtl]

@chubbst4r Like which Peaches video does it look like?

[TiinaMuffin]

hahaha XDD

[l122007a]

This is going to be the top of Billboard soon. Very creative.

[11Rbrre11]

00:35 or 00:36 the monkey just throws the phone! lol

[BlAcKoUtLiOn]

It sounds like she saying konichiwa biscuits

[cdzdabeast]

ok this is the first time i heard dis chick my f*ck sister love her for some reason . i like real rap n shyt but she got flow but it not rapping it freestyling what ever though but i think she targetin

LIL WEEZY AT THE END BC HE IS A PUNK BUT LIVE DAT NIGGA IN THE TRUNK N DO WHAT EM. OR T.I.P WOULD DO PLZ

[cornflaked]

@cdzdabeast was that english? 

[cdzdabeast]

@cornflaked yep its english y u dont understand it or of shyt

[cdzdabeast]

ok this is the first time i heard dis chick my f*ck sister love her for some reason . i like real rap n shyt but she got flow but it not rapping it freestyling what ever though but i think she targetin

LIL WEEZY AT THE END BC HE IS A PUNK BUT LIVE DAT NIGGA IN THE TRUNK N DO WHAT EM. OR T.I.P WOULD DO PLZ

[pokadotguitar92x]

she's fucking awesome !

[queencitydeathsquad]

She is soo awesome!!! soo hot too!!

[Nukleurfire]

I hope people don't think this is Robyn being typical or even serious.

[bqbm]

yes for this

[doodl3bugg13]

Love this. Yeauh ROBYN! Ow ow!

[zincink]

this is like white missy elliot, cute vid

[sralok]

Robyn stands out! This is unique (in a good sense!)

[1stb1]

lazors do not stun!!! >:( they only cause...MASSIVE DESTRUCTION!!!!

[BenniMuzak]

I take a guess: Daughter of Lady Gaga, auntie of Katy Perry and friend of Kesha.

Yeah... 100 Points!!

[JesusIsMyHomie777]

@BenniMuzak She kicks a**! She even debuted before Britney. :D Woot!

[velourkungen]

@BenniMuzak shes the mother of them all bitch

[Idnarmadur]

"Dum didi dum, didi didi dum dum" xD It's definitely a parody.

[skrabban60]

" Don´t Fucking tell  Me What To Do". New song by Robyn. Check it @ my channel.

[akitolover]

haha this is fun

[pennyiscute84]

'See you next tuesday' lol

[pennyiscute84]

"See you next tuesday" lol

[jgg017]

How is this NOT mainstream?

And, random doesn't mean what you think it means.

[hectixx]

"Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Saigon"?

I hope that was done on purpose, for some unknown reason. Otherwise her geography sucks.

Then again I can't think of any Japanese cities that end in "on".

[natedaub]

@hectixx konichiwa is the record label it has nothing to do with japan

[jjzwak]

this is pretty hot shit

[upurs007]

This song reminds me of something that Fergie came out with. I like this song better, but I wonder if Robyn as swagger-jacked?

[cenpitgu11]

@upurs007 I'm a fan of both, but Robyn's album with this song came out in 05. Fergie's 'The Dutchess' didn't come out until 06. No swagger jacking. haha. i noticed it too though. but no.

[Lerozproductionz]

yayy**

I love this!!

5***** :)

[NemisisTempt101]

XD Love this!

[Saiiii91]

omg this is so wonderfully random < 3 haha x

[iPodNeeerd]

Coming in your mouth. What's the problem with coming? (censoring)

[iPodNeeerd]

One thing that disturbs me is that bitch is censored :S

[phistickie]

@iPodNeeerd It's an offensive word in most contexts, I personally fucking hate it, what's disturbing about that?

[Erypaint]

lol to the song, the video and her. hahaha

[RenaeSan]

Konnichiwa*

[5olidsn4ke]

ò¿Ó

[TheChaosinyourhead]

LMAOOOOOOOOO XD

[Wannabe172]

i fucking love this

[10camus]

@Wannabe172 yeah me too

[TheNylonJacket]

I feel sorry for her. How completely unoriginal.

[DomesticGoddess1]

BRILLIANT!!!

[kleinnora]

the song is cool, but her haircut looks shit.

[Receio]

crazy shit xD

[Sharktale90210]

i like the song but i love this video!

[asowianSonze]

then dont watch it man!!!

why always must be in music clips nacked girls and sex ???

Its original music where the beat is important!!!

[romyvo]

@asowianSonze

totally agree!

[kytanokyle]

this music its made for idiots or what ? Its for stupid kids ... wot a fuckin music is made nowadays :-&

[92samf]

Music is music, a form of expression, no one said you had to like it.

[POkegreis]

somekinda cute! =) But not really good..

[xpoondiggy]

only a yt that dont like rap would like this...

[bloodybonecrusher]

wow i fcking love this song

[sauin1]

omg. wasn das fürn scheiss ?? xDD. aber i-wie lustig.

[zeRfetZzt]

lol.

[PowerManOfUK]

You need'nt hear it :D

[bou055]

:-P

[ShizukuSama]

haha, i think this is really cute and clever

[brimwa1]

this is a track tht is so rubbish that it sooo works and tht makes it great lol

[jwizz51]

how does this shit get airplay/ a label?

we've passed the age where talent is necessary

[liverpoolwill63]

shit...

[sboned]

fuckn wikid jus as good as any other shit on today

[benavesdownunder]

Uffie much??

[googoogagaable]

no to  UFFIE: ROBYN MUCH?

[sassmyfrass]

Best hip hop ripoff ever.

[TjtheTrapper]

Peaches ripoff

[x00x0x00x0xx]

Terrible, just terrible.

[desquard2]

This track is great !! :D

[spiderleg13]

guy or girl?

[myawsomechocomilk]

pure dude

[Dancrof80s]

girl... obviously

[kb214295]

uuh... cool? o.0

[FoxeeSox]

That was..different

o_O

[alexANIETYox]

This Is The Shittest Thing I Have Seen And Heard In My Life

[pissedpecanpie]

i don't even know what to say...

[MmmCouchPotato]

WTF?

I have to admit though, I'd rather watch this video on TV than today's mainstream crap.

[nonilesh3]

this is mainstream

[craziistuchii]

konichiwa means hello.. so its called "hello bitches" :)