NewsBusted 8/29/08

[Shargrailar]

Al Franken? really? how about one of the guys from jersey shore next? maybe lindsey lohan?

Idiocy in America is getting rampant when people will vote in ANYONE to office, I am just thankful I am not associated with a state like that.

[4kn]

As usual, neocons are so very wrong all of the time. This is a bad joke. Franken BTW will be the one thing that Republicans love to hate. They had him dead so often that now that he's won, he's great. Whatever happened to that loser that demanded all those recounts, only to find out he lost every one of them?

BTW, Babe, plastic surgery is your friend. Until then you have a face for radio and a voice that dogs howl to.

[albee1000]

"Al Franken's faltering Senate campaign"

Heh.

Heh heh.

Hehehehehhehe

Hahahahahahahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA!!!!!!!

DON'T DAT JUST BURN!!!!

[Yoganao]

A bad case of the shits is smarter than the GOP & crazy Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, Flush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter are the main reasons why the GOP lost 56 Senate & House Seats 2 years.

[smjjohnson]

That was pretty hilarious - what was this from?

[tommyers]

The Quran joke would make sense if Obama was sworn into his Senate seat on a Quran. In fact, he was not. It was a member of the House of Representatives from another state.

[EbonHawke]

Geez, what's with all the comments from the typically humorless lib haytas? Shouldn't you be out protestin' something instead? I think I saw somebody eating a steak, smokin' a stogie indoors and spending cash the government hadn't taken from him and given to the "less fortunate" just a minute ago....

[SW34R3NG3N]

Jody's stuff seems hit or miss. Sometimes very funny but others, well, just flat and dull.

[genYprogressive]

This is as funny as a fly landing on shit.

[pwf2412]

it's way funnier than that. Why hell, it's almost as funny as Joe Biden asking a crippled guy to stand up. Now that is some funny shit. You can't buy comedy like that, nope, You have to nominate him for VP.

[genYprogressive]

I will tell you waht is funny as hell. Is this Bimbo Sarah Palin claiming to be an energy expert when she is on record for saying that she believes the earth is 6000 years old, because of her religious view.

Basic geology says that fossel fules like oil, gas, and coal, take hundreds of millions of years to form from fossalized plants.

All you have to do is give people as stupid as Sarah Palin enough rope and they will hang themself.

[pwf2412]

amazing, because you disagree with how the fossel fuels got there you are going to call her an idiot. Her plan isn't to put more into the ground it is on how to get it out and guess what? it doesn't matter how the fuel got the in the first place.

seems to me you just grabbed a big old length of rope yourself

[genYprogressive]

I said that she claims to be an energy expert but doesn't know anything about it. If her plan was to get more out she would have known that 80% of offshore wells result in dry holes. And it is expensive to operate.

DRILL BABY DRILL!!! is the most retarded bumper sticker ever.

She also did not know what Peak Oil is and now she does not believe in Peak Oil.

And the VP does not run the Senate. Like she said they do.

Sarah Palin - to stupid to be prez, period. End of story.

[SirProphet]

this is awful... not funny at all..

[Fish880]

you make a video that you think is funny, watch all the naysayers tear your ass down. Atleast she is trying, and she is quite original and amusing. not everyone watching is as humorless as you are...

[howapel]

Barack Obama: the lamb of God who taketh away the sin of the world.

[red5llaw]

Really? WOW! aaaah! Wait a minute, wasn't there a guy that did that schtick bit over two thousand years ago?

[edricha15]

Apparently . . . it's ok for Jodi to tell jokes about other people but it's not ok for other people to tell jokes about Jodi.

LOL on the "laugh track" machine. Now THAT'S funny!

[spiderbaby1958]

You can always tell when Jody's joking, because she has a laugh track machine.

[pwf2412]

lol, a "laugh track machine" lol is that like an ATM machine?

[HMDerek2]

She's good!.... Even though the jokes aren't thát funny.

[skirbyr]

cant stand that obama, such a stuck up arogant sob, hope mccain beats his ass good!

[edricha15]

I love the "herky-jerky" neck and head movements . . . also, did you shave the "uni-brow"? Why are your eyebrows so thick? Wow you have big hands . . . and I love the "nasal" way you talk.

[pwf2412]

Bitter much?

[edricha15]

It was meant to be funny . . . I guess I accomplished the same result as her jokes . . . not funny when she mentions Mcain linked to a saber toothed tiger and not funny when I mention her middle shaved uni-brow. That was my point - only funny people should tell jokes.

[pwf2412]

"That was my point - only funny people should tell jokes."

and you're right, when Jodi tells a joke it comes across as a joke, everyone can tell that is what she is doing. They may not like the joke or may not think it is funny, but they all know it is a joke.

you on the other hand, not so much, when you have to tell people "It was meant to be funny" guess what? you failed in the attempt

you come across as a mean spirited, bitter, liberal hater.

[red5llaw]

Liberal Hater? What the...? I take it YOU are a Liberal?

[pwf2412]

i take it YOU are trying to be amusing?

[rememberglen]

The Dixie Chicks! *LOL*

[SisyphusOne]

Jodi... you're a much better news reader when you've had sufficient sleep !! Excellent !!

[IntelligentCreature]

Haha...Great stuff Jodie...

so creative....

swearing on the Quran...haha...

even though i like the dixie chicks that was hilarious....

bring the shopping cart home...

[Rajaat99]

Not as good as usual, but still funny.

[n8dross]

HaHA!

[JoshHawkinsMK]

Dude, why are you guys making a big deal of the kuran joke? That was funny. You guys need to chill the crap out. It's his own fault for being such a position changer on religion and other matters so chill the crap out.

[jonwlowe]

by your words it would seem your a bit highstrung, maybe you should chill out?

[JoshHawkinsMK]

No, I just simply don't understand what the big fuss is about? Why do they care if they made a joke about Obama? It's really not that bad a joke. He deserves it, and you people just can't accept that. Btw, I'm chilled... lol

[pwf2412]

Because liberalism is their religion and BHusseinO is their Lord Messiah. Any slight to BHusseinO is a slight to them. Any joke towards him is a denial of everything they believe in.

It's the same thing as if the MSM and the left suddenly started making jokes about Jesus and Christianity. Making fun of a central tenet of so many peoples lives and reducing it to a joke....... OH, wait... the left has done that for years

I guess it just means it's ok for the left to do it but not the right

[jtkirkfan2002]

The Koran joke made me so mad and bitter that I might have to cling to religion and guns.

[IntelligentCreature]

are you kidding...

i think you are kidding...

b/c the religion and guns part is funny...^_^

[jtkirkfan2002]

Yes, I was kidding. It was a callback to one of Obama's many, many verbal gaffes. I personally think Obama is a walking joke and make no secret of that fact.

[mykol13v]

The liberal comments are part of the fun. They come in here, get angry and post all kinds of lame reasons they still watch the shows, trying to show how superior they are. Newsbusted should say something for their benefit, after all they help bump up the numbers and free test subjects. It is funny x 2. I say, engage them, and watch them come back again and again.

[K2Tanner]

The Koran joke was a low blow. I can't stand obama but newsbusted disappointed me with that.

[4jacksFort]

Pretty good, but yeah, I was hoping for Palin commentary, even though, i know these take time to produce.

[SirReptitious]

Geez, just HOW lazy are you? You must look at the back of a microwave meal and read: Remove from box, place in m/w, cook on high for 5 min, let sit for 2 min, remove from m/w, stir, and eat: and scream out "FUCK THAT! I'M NOT GOING TO DO ALL THAT JUST TO GET SOME FOOD!!!". I would tell you to just unsubscribe, but then you would just whine about how much work THAT is...

[crazy650c]

turn up the volume on your videos please. I'm getting tired of turning up the main on my computer just for one video. please!

[Atoyota]

weak jokes this time...

But i'll still check ya out, slow week i guess :p

[mykol13v]

Yea, prbably is, the whole Dem convention was a Bitch Fest, complaining about Bush and how they would give us Socialism instead of our system. They won't Drill Here, Drill Now. If fact, Pelosi yelled to Oil Drilling Supporters outside the Denver Convention Hall:

"I'd like to DRILL your heads!"

(Reported on Fox News)

-She'd rather torture Americans into conformance, than drill American oil.

[Atoyota]

Nah not much class. With the Greek backdrop at his acceptance, I pegged Obama as Cesar, Bill as Brutus, and Hilary? Well something from Babylon.

The democrats have a fractured party, but that's symptomatic of their whole liberal psychology. They have no understanding of loyalty, just self interest. I saw this coming way back in February LOL

[Pseudonym10]

The Qur'an joke was a low-blow.

[pimpdalyrical]

Now that Slick Bill Clinton is done with campaigning, Heff is having to call off parties at the mansion!

[emineid]

I'd rather be nailin' Gov. Palin.

Guess "Bush" is still on McCain's ticket!

[Robert697]

That's hilarious LMAO

[skyrere]

sabertooth tiger!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

[tjexcite]

little week this time. With the DNC, MSNBC spat, and all other stuff out of Denver.

Still great and funny Cow energy funny.

[a4near]

Loved the bit about the D chicks! Great job as always.

[schooltrashers]

I don't know what I love more...the comedy or Jodi's hotness...:D

[azrael8585]

Obama was more un-inspirational, than...

5stars NewsBusted

[SechyoolarYOOESAY]

I think it's sad that you took the time out of your day to actually do this... Do people really get a kick out of this??? This is the worst attempts at political comedy I've ever seen...

Don't quit your day job...now that's funny

[Kwestshunmarq]

I think it's even sadder that you're such a pathetic loser that you CHOSE to come to a video of something you know you dislike just to make such an ignorant and immature comment about it. And don't act like it was your first time, because you know it wasn't.

[CletePurcell]

Jodi, you get hotter everytime I watch you.

[red33410]

Poor carny worker!  *laughter*

[oilhammer04]

Jodi, you are funny. Great job.

[red33410]

Great stuff, Jode et al!

[OneGyT]

Audibles, haha.

[mcoop221]

Absolutely hillarious!

[rogermoore27]

Ouch, ouch and ouch!

[WERTY317]

You've done better

[rogermoore27]

you cant do better.

[WERTY317]

That's not the point. This wasn't about me. When it's good I say so... that's not about me either

[Kwestshunmarq]

Actually that is in fact the point. If you can't produce anything half as decent as what they produce then you've got nothing to say contrary to it. When you say "you've done better", you're implying that you can in fact do better. So, either do so or leave it alone.

[WERTY317]

No, actually that isn't the point. I have no desire to put out vids. She does. Then there is a space below that asks explicitly for comments. I commented. She has done better. It's not about me.. she put it up and then had a place for comments. There is was. Lighten Up. Don't be so touchy. You sound like a desperate Mc Cane supporter.

[Kwestshunmarq]

"You sound like a desperate Mc Cane supporter". LMAO!!! You can tell all that from a few words I stated, none of which have to do with McCain? LOL Just when I thought you couldn't become anymore of a pathetic loser, you go and make an immature and ignorant blanket statement like that and prove me wrong. See, it was about YOU or else YOU wouldn't have felt the need to reply and validate YOURSELF, just like you WILL again in YOUR next comment. LOL

[WERTY317]

I feel safer now that your ass is laughed off. BTW do you actually register on a scale now??

[Kwestshunmarq]

I hope you're like 10 or 12 with that kind of comment. Anything older and that's just sad.

[WERTY317]

I am 10 years old and in fifth grade at Jackson Elementary so what do you mean?

[Kwestshunmarq]

What I MEAN is that you are willing to say ANYTHING to validate yourself, which you continue to prove and also proves what you tried denying, that this IS in fact about YOU.

[WERTY317]

You are so removed from reality that you continue to participate in this like some kind of over the top/aged former wrestler who just cannot admitt that he is finally outclassed.