Japanese Toilet Ad - Apricot Washer?

[fanfan515]

Rwj has to see this

[honeydewthesecond]

Some one send it to ray!!!

[Mcginnmc]

What the hell did i just watch O.O

[Ethan71703]

What the hell was that...

[MrYorkshireFella]

VSauce sent me here.

[InternetSenation]

First comment before the faggots from vSauce show up.

[Angelinatheloving]

lol this is SUCH a weird commercial 

[stift333]

Lol hahaha

[Marieloveschocolate]

Hahahahaa awesome!

[Quamlen]

Japan is such a weird country when it comes to bathroom emergencies. Vote thumbs up if you agree.

[croatiaa4ever]

@Quamlen japan is weird country when it comes to pretty much ALL xD

[JulePictures]

Ich hab zwar kein Wort verstanden, aber ich fand's geil! X0D

[kim4738]

But will it blend?

[FeedEgg]

they need to make something that goes to the bathroom for you, im tired of it!

[wind4wind]

torimasu means something about taking ... and tori means bird

kaerimasu means to return -the seat returns itself to be put- and kaeru means frog

the shortened those verbs to tori-kaeru which also sounds like bird-frog, you see how the seat gets down by itself? then the toilet also cleans ITSELF. My japanese is sooo rusty but im pretty sure some game between those words is going on :)

[nintendo1941]

Holy fuck people are lazy!

[Cutebunny666]

The Fuck happened to Kermit?

[ToxicTurquoise454]

@Cutebunny666 Japan divided him by zero.

[007Weeman]

silly japanses people toilets are for people

[CrafterBazimon]

Chicken. Toilet. Frog. Flush. Apricot. O_O I need to get off crack.

[crazydang101]

dont you wish we had japanese tv!

[deowardiman]

even their toilet is awsomer then my country

[joshuapitao]

the auto toilet invention is great but a chicken and a frog????

[Elfrast]

How lazy can u be if u need your own toilet to open, flush and close by itself 0.o

[ultraboy222]

@Elfrast It isn't bad though :D Less trouble lol

[starshine50000]

Kermit?

[alexistheman102657]

0:22 The toilet got a boner. XP

[JazCat09]

@alexistheman102657 Lol!!!!

[nevaldry111]

I need those kind of toilets

[TheBountyhunter1994]

Jajajajaja are they from the muppet show

[daiquirikiss]

hahaha. Bird in Japanese is "tori" frog is "kaeru"

"torikaeru" means to change. They made a pun. Change from a normal seat to one that opens on its own when you approach it. Or flushes automatically. All built into one seat. These seat are for real. I've seen them.

[adeadfish67]

I would be scared if a toilet opened it's self

[nenekha24]

XD I want one of those too ^^

[flixo17]

catchy!!! :D:D damn. :D

[kylebroflovskiiscool]

pause at 17

[pilotsim]

@kylebroflovskiiscool Bahahhaaha! Good call



[kylebroflovskiiscool]

@pilotsim yah thankz i just had 2 point that out lol

[jenatheninja]

@kylebroflovskiiscool Haha! I like how he points at it too!

[kylebroflovskiiscool]

@jenatheninja yah i know lol

[TamaraWest100]

Japan now has new toilets made in 2010, that wash u, drie u, play mp3, flush automaticly, open automaticly, warms itelf up, has an LCD light, closes itself, saves water, checks ur blood pressure and heart rate, and cleans itself.... it cost 20,000 yen! thats a lot, but i would buy that

[ToLoveAKiwi]

@TamaraWest100 You do realize that's only about 250 dollars right? xD

[DiegoPuppetJones]

To think this was in 2006! Do they have automatic sex dolls? :3

[cristianrockerchick]

that would prevent me from using the bathroom XD

[uwish7771]

Kermit the frog gained some weight.



[Iife]

Because if your toilet wasn't installed by Big Bird and Kermit it's shit

[flubbeflabber]

Why would you ever make a TOILET commercial? xD

[foxarasta]

for some reason this seems very typical..... & i woudnt want to have my happy poopy time in an automatic shit eating machine!!

[pitatotaco28]

Is there anything in Japan that's not advertised somewhere? o.O

[maggiemay466]

well it looks like there messed up version of kermet with the frog and apparently in japan ppl incorporate apricots with automatic toilet seats

[om3g4z3r0]

IF it HAS a BUTTON that CLEAN my ass THEN i buy it for SURE

[captainbadd]

LOL, awesome.

[kitaliente]

Wtf

[mryoshi1221]

Kermit and the chicken from family guy must have moved to Japan.

[UncleStanky]

@mryoshi1221 ROFL TRU DAT BRO

[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

Lol Japan owns Kermit xD

[combobasha]

so the 2 animals are code for....cowards and slimes?

[RandomKPluver]

You may wanna lay off the plumber hats, Kermit. They make you look fat.

[xtremerida239]

dear god Kermit. you've gotten tubby...

[TheWMEforever]

That chicken just flushed its own egg? Bleeding idiot.

[Canada9990]

this rates a 2 on the crazy scale

(japanese units of course)

[Leekduck]

its the same chicken out of family guy

[funkster10676]

What if your a man?

[narlzp]

Finally Hermit the Frog has a new contract to star in toilet washer ads.

[nikkimemb]

@narlzp its kermit not hermit...

[RayRoark2009]

It is nice how the japanese have love for their toilets cause when we do a toilet commercial in america its like "Oh yeah, thats just a shit hole with water in it" and the japanese people are like "Wow I love toilets!!!!!! I wish I had a frog and a chicken to fix my toilet seat!!!!!

[MrDenigi]

wooow can it wipe your ass too ?

[wakkoswish123]

@MrDenigi yes. ive done research.

[XxMissxCometxX]

@MrDenigi There are a toilet brand only in Japan that sprays a stream a water to clean you off. Talk about hands free!

[s328169347]

@MrDenigi some do...weirdly enough, but its with water. It kinda sprays water up your but and i think thats supposed to clean it somehow...?

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

You gotta love those crazy Japs, I mean they ARE the only ones who would put a hot chick in a toilet commercial. 

[3EEEthan]

the frog reminds me of kermit the frog. God that would be funny if that was his job

[yaoiobsetion]

It's atomatic?!?!I so love the japanese!!!

[taishune]

their commercials are already so fucked up im surpised that it didn't show that random chicken taking a crap

[hoo555hoo]

'torikaeru' in Japanese means 'exchange' in English.

And 'tori' is bird. 'kaeru' is frog.

'torikaeru' does NOT mean 'bird+frog', but it sounds like 'bird+frog' for Japanese.

[JaqueChance]

kermit the frog gained a little.

[cheetahlikescheese]

@JaqueChance XD

[decode4841]

lol

[Pehobbes]

Does this mean big bird and kermit are present in every japanese bathroom?

[pot0tin]

@Pehobbes scary :( never will go to japan now :(

[rythmistarlight1]

it pretty much them saying bird and frog! bird and frog! bird and frog! X15

[jomon324]

BAD PUN BAD PUN BAAAAAD PUUUUUNNNN!!!!

*facedive*

[FerretDude15]

I could swear I saw another Japanese commercial for a toilet that shoots water up your.. err.. Rather not say..

[ggguzman]

finally a toilet for cocks and frogs

[ElementField]

lolwut?

[MrKarppi]

damn kermit is a sellout

[LagBoy86]

why dont us americans have this yet?

[funkyassholes]

i would do the chick

[TheNeverNews]

they have weird commercials that aren't funny

[GenediDofus]

why we must have an automatic toilet?

[silverstar3333333]

WTF!?

[goscization]

LMAO

[Kyoshin89SLAVE]

TOTOOOOOO

[Kappatekki]

I only understood "Tori" which means chicken and "Kaeru" which means frog....O_O and I don't see what chickens and frogs have to do with ANYTHING!

[ErinrinTheSwede]

@Kappatekki yes but Tori + kaeru = torikaeru, which means 'to replace' :) so the point is that they're switching to automatic :3

[AkeruiRaion]

I wanna one of those :)

[Laguna135]

Kermit the frog has gain weight

[gOoComeDy]

chicken shit?!

[Mileyfanforeal]

WUT WAS THE CHICKEN AND FROG FOR

[Zypygski]

Where are the tentacles on this bitch? Very un-japanese if you ask me.

[sotokorro]

wtf

[ChibiHoboProductions]

Kermit dee frog here, reporting live your bathroom.

[iksarguards]

If an enormous damn man-chicken takes a dump in my toilet, it better damn well have an auto-self-destruct, cause I'll be goddamned if I'll use that thing again.

[THISNAMEOWNS]

I call it...the auto shitter

[randompplzdoinrandom]

kermets brother is on tv too!!!

[kalsetchii]

this woman is marina watanabe.

she was a member of japanese famous idol group Onyanko Club.

[HunterDezanove]

ah~ KAWAII!

[mrstaylorlaunther]

WTF Why can't we get comercials like that in america

[PeperoBoy]

because of the language and kind of humor! xD

[flippers229]

toti kye toti toit kye

[Bambodinho]

WTF !!! xD

[MindsAblaze]

We be trippin'.

[tallplay7777]

tori kaeru = take up `n change = easy to replace

tori = chicken (bird)

kaeru = frog

[Tcosp]

I am totaly agree with reyals565

[ShindaDesu]

god forbid people have to go through the hastle of raising a toilet seat. D:

[reyals565]

personally i think no person on earth should be so lazy to the point where they need a automatic toilet seat i mean c'mon

[ukiya16]

usuallly senior citizens buy this kind of toilet seats. its not because they're are lazy, its because it makes you life easier.

[reyals565]

i somewhat agree my grandfather was 95 years old overweight with cancer and used a walker and even he would have said what kind of f**ktard made this shit! but i know not all old ppl are like my grandfather

[PeperoBoy]

no, it's because is more hygienic

[KawaiiGambas]

Girl so cute!

[1TotallyRandom1]

japan has all the good stuff :(

were just making stuff crappier and crappier ....no offense....

[Gotmilk0112]

An automatic toilet seat?

....Why is this in Japan, and not America?

[LittleAlbania1]

because America is more focused on stupid stuff like filthy skanks,criminals etc.its not my fault the U.S is run by idiots.accept itt

[YesIm10]

Because whenever America seems to advance in technology it almost always has to do with a cellphone, in Japan they add technology to random stuff we wouldn't even look twice at, like toilet seats.

[LittleAlbania1]

yeah one day Japan will be a superpower & the U.S will crumble under its Stupidity.cant wait.lol

[ainghaniff]

because america only thinks about attacking other country. haha. jk

[Colortiniz]

The S400 TOTO Washlet (with automatic seat) is available in America.

[Crissyrocks101]

Cuz japan is good with tecnolegy Not the U.S. THE US is good at making gus and stuff.

[Netugi]

@Gotmilk0112 America is obese enough as it is. That's why.

[lpsluv312]

@Gotmilk0112 youre lucky we didnt get the earthquake

[pat20105]

@Gotmilk0112 or Europe 

[danicalifrnia17]

ROFL! I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[dontdodrugs217]

too bad that's totallly high tech

[MPSecare]

this is the stuff of nightmares

[x3KHloverx3]

ROFL MY ASS OFF THATS AMAZING!!!!

[greedo1973]

AWESOME!!!

[PIV0CHKA]

It simply delirium!

Very ridiculously!!

[supdawg444]

...Does it come with the chicken?

[DeaNovo]

yeah, i need a halloween costume

[CuteYummy4]

lol i ant one XD

[LimeLime99Zone]

*****If I had a Auto-Matic Toilet.....******

Girl: Congratulutions! You won a Toto apricot Auto matic toilet! It has Just been installed in Your House!

Me: awesome! Im going to Try it Out!

Girl: *Smiles and says Ok*

*All of a Sudden the chicken comes out*

Chicken: I wouldnt go in there In a Few years. (Coughs)

me:...... is there any chance I could get a Refund?

[MrN3pStylz]

ROFL

[GlobX]

scary..

[TheShinigami95]

O.O

[kivikoproducshuns]

im just going to go fly to japan to get one of those

[cornholio114]

you could probably order one off the internet.

[Cranoks]

Ainda bem que sou brasileiro e não tenho que assistir isso na televisão.

[connectedbyemiko]

Wooow, how lazy can we get? I wish we had commercials like this in Singapore. Only some of the commercials from Japan make it here only cos they're selling the products.

[abhitron]

So nice to see the Japanese taking pride in their toilets.

[medbskjaejoong]

scary

[estefanycabrera]

waaah i need one of those since im to lazy to open the toilet seat lol :D

[Maliceofplague]

wt£?

[McKack]

what the pound, indeed

[ThePhoneUpdate]

My thoughts exactly XD

[jazmynjaguarrx3]

i wish we had these kind of commericials in america.

[MarathePrincess]

and in germany

da würd man malnicht wegzappen bei der werbung,ausser du hast angst dich tot zu lachen xDD

[Baka2Otaku]

woow where can I get one of thoes! next they should make one that self cleans the rim, for when you have guest that like to pee on it.

[TokyoNerd]

It was supposed to be a joke. Don't get so offensive!

[corsica0dw]

So chicken and frogs can use it ...?

[999justforfun]

TORI=chiken, KAERU=frog and TORI+KAERU= Exchange, swap or replace (its just word game)

[JTTW]

smart

[corsica0dw]

Ok :p thx

[TokyoNerd]

Was that Kermit the frog?

[Chibiicap]

if you think thats kermit... then you obviously dont know kermit well

[sulemgothica]

My favorite Commercial!!! ^___^ i love it!♥♥♥

[xDebittox]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[darkstarund]

automatic toilet seat and automatic flush XD

[ugka27]

You wont ever have to touch the toilet! xp

[rendreme]

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHH ROFL IM DYINGG

[digidog506]

sweet auto opening now i can piss faster lol

[hatekleemann11]

kermit really let himself go at:06

[XxRoxorasXSweetieXx]

LOL thats funny!!!!

[xXRoconzaXx]

I think it's kinda nice how they can make light of commercials no matter the subject.

[irenneair]

LOL!!!!!!!xDxDxD

[oiioxxxoiio]

Japanese toilets are actually pretty amazing.

In most middle-class homes they're all electronic, heated seats, bidet (optional),