Critiquing the Critics: "The Cinema Snob" review

[scottieman2]

You should review them now. A follow up review.

[HParker001]

Very cool, at first I thought this was going to be semi-intelligent trolling but... you're clearly such a fan you've emulated that love/hate relationship that most internet critics have with what they're reviewing. Who knows, maybe thatguywiththeglasses could use a critic who... critiques them! Could be funny.

[ThreeComradesChannel]

No offense, man, and you probably won't see this comment cause the video is a few years old, and again im not trying to diss your opinion, but the bad lighting and audio in the snobs old videos was actually intentional. Kind of as a hard-to-get joke, he used to purposely make his videos look like some of the crap he reviews. In fact many people of TGWTG.com make fun of it. Just watch Spoony's review of "Final Fantasy X-2". Again, no offense intended.

[MartialHorror]

@ThreeComradesChannel No worries, but the end result was still the same.

[MrBill0327]

@MartialHorror hey again question i know your busy but when i upload 10 critiquing the console vids will you do a critiquing the critics on me

Thanks

[MrBill0327]

hes balding now

[MartialHorror]

@MrBill0327 Nope, although there might be an exception if actual reviewing is going on.

[MrBill0327]

@MartilHorror do lets plays count as reviews

[MrBill0327]

Cinema snob is awsome ps What song is playing for cinema snobs intro plz reply

[MartialHorror]

@MrBill0327 I dont remember. I just refer to it as Believe it or not

[TheBlitMaster]

@MartialHorror It is Believe it or not. It's by Joey Scarbury. It's also the theme for America's Greatest Hero.

[TheBlitMaster]

@TheBlitMaster Scratch that Greatest American Hero. America's Greatest Hero is the album title.

[ShowRyuKen]

@MrBill0327 A friend told me it's called The Last American Hero...

[DianaGohan]

Thinking about it since you have your new system you should probably re-do reviews on Cinema Snob and NC and go over how they fit into the reviewer trifecta whenever you have the time.

Speaking of the Cinema Snob he actually did give your stuff a plug on an interview he did when asked what talents he would want to see on that guy with the glasses

So congrats on that man.

[MartialHorror]

@DianaGohan Yeah, I intend too(AVGN gets one this season).

Seriously? Can you link me the video?

[blackdove123]

Wow you must despise spoony then he's got one of the best heads of hair I have ever seen

[supersonicsaiyan1]

Do one about film brain. He is fucking awesome.

[demon91]

Cinema Snob, I do like, and I'm a fan of most of the movies he tears apart.... like Violent Shit, Las Vegas Bloodbath, Zomibe 90, etc. etc.

I say that not only because the reviews are funny (and most of the errors are true) but also because he's actually a fan of those movies playing a part... but, you'r video is fun as well.

[eraserman725]

Does anyone else legitamately think Creepy Bald Guy is one of the funniest reviewer on the internet?

I'd say for me he's tied with Benzaie as my favorite.

[jellywillreturn]

I think troll is a pretty cool guy. Eh insults smarter people and doesn't afraid of anything.

[jwhoff619]

you have one kick ass jaket man.

no, seriously that may be one of the

coolest jakets ever.

[XxSpawnmasterxX]

lol u culd try rogain foam :P

[WikiSorcerer]

Review MikeJ. The only reviewer I hate the most.

[ConnDevi88]

@WikiSorcerer What about Film Brain?

[WikiSorcerer]

@ConnDevi88 Him too. His speech impedimate and the way he bobs his head like that really frustrates me.

[TheMagicMannequin]

You should judge with five or ten stars, cuz it's easy to understand

[TheRalphus666]

that bulb on your ceiling must be 500 watts it looks like a spot-light and I too have a full head of hair

[cackalackymovies]

I feel you on the hair.

[Mistertbones]

I think the Snob is funny!

[ManinBlackReviews]

This review earned my first ever Subscription on this Youtube account. Hopefully when I post my first videos on here, I'll earn the reciprocal. If not, know that I plan to watch all of your reviews and hope to earn being the subject of one in the future.

[ManinBlackReviews]

This review earned my first ever Subscription on this Youtube account. Hopefully when I post my first videos on here, I'll earn the reciprocal. If not, know that I plan to watch all of your reviews and hope to earn being the subject of one in the future.

[MartialHorror]

@ManinBlackReviews Glad you liked it. As soon as you make 10 reviews, you can be sure you'll make the list.

[ManinBlackReviews]

@MartialHorror Thanks for giving me a goal for 2010, then, if nothing else.

[Edwinvancleef100]

@ManinBlackReviews me two

[moulinrye]

"Turning the light on" so funny! Great Videos!

[chrispumah]

HAHAHA AWW dude that just made my day when you said cinima snob sucks because he has hair! HAHAHA

[SpazzMaster8705]

...Hold up! I just found a big GAPING hole in your plan to aquire his hair.

Based on your logic, all reviewers that have hair suck! Therefore, if you did in fact go through with this, you would, in turn, no longer be "the best around."

...Don't hate me for this.

[MartialHorror]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

[gfuzzy]

Hey man, it's my first time seeing your videos, well, video. I found you from the cinema snob himself.

I like your style, your enjoying to watch :D. Oh and you review my favorite critics. 5/5 and subbed.

Some tips; a better camera angle, maybe an upright center shot. Having longer cuts, but that comes with time and experience so you'll get that down in no time. Oh and most important, you need a legit name for us to call ya by instead of your YT account name :P

[gfuzzy]

Oh and also, you could always use annotations of youtube instead of windows movie maker. Their font screens and such can be pretty generic. So yeah, annotations might be a nice change.

[YukiLT]

I wish you woudl do less jumpcuts, but still, good fun :)

[MartialHorror]

That's because I keep screwing up my lines.....and my editing skills aren't all that.

[Googopqp]

Great review dude! CinemaSnob is awesome! Keep up the good work! 5*

[xxhangingxx]

hey man i just came here from the cinema snob too, and im subscribing! Very nice review and apparently brad liked it too!

[Pannlord]

Hey, I got linked here from the cinema snob. I really enjoyed this video, and will definitely check back later for more critic criticism.

[dswift]

you should do a review of Moronic Mark's Satan's screener reviews.I get a kick out of his reviews and it would be cool to hear your opinion on him.

[noahhk]

Great review!

I personally prefer spoonyone, but that's my preference.

I've been looking at some of the snob's older reviews, and they do have pretty bad lighting, but he IS improving.

[phantomcreeps]

Yes, Diggerjohn, we do need to buy shampoo. I'm jealous of you bald bastards! The question is though?, Should you go all bald or keep some of the hair? Inquiring minds want to know.

[diggerjohn111]

I enjoyed that. The Snob is one of my favourite reviewers out there, it's about crappy movies and the anger they spawn and Brad does a great job. You did a great job on this yourself and as a fellow bald man, it's okay...the "hair people" have to buy shampoo.

[TheMelonColony]

I laughed, good job

[Doperwtje81]

I love the cinema Snob. He got me into Bruno mattei, Sonny Chiba, and of course the legendary Pierre Kirby.

[StarcrossedPacific]

i wouldnt touch kung tai ted

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

FLAGGED for insulting the cinema snob

[M0VIES4U2]

@jeugdeuroparevolutie Did you watch the entire video?

[thecinemasnob]

That was awesome, thanks for the review!! Yeah I remember that shitty lighting. Believe it or not, the lights actually were on in that old basement room. Thank god I now have better lights AND windows =)

[MartialHorror]

Glad you liked it!

[DetrimentDaSuffering]

Should review yourself. Plus, both you guys rule.

[SpazzMaster8705]

@DetrimentDaSuffering I already have...I'm almost ashamed of it now. The keyword being "almost"

[SpazzMaster8705]

:O

You...reviewed...the SNOB???

...Oh...it's on!

lol

Seriously though, another great vid! But EASE UP. Give me a chance to get mine out.

[MartialHorror]

lol, don't worry. My next few vids will be movie reviews, and I'm probably going to take a break. I was planning on reviewing "Breaker! Breaker!"(Chuck Norris movie), but it wasn't bad enough so I skipped to this. But it will probably be a month before my next critic review.

[SpazzMaster8705]

Good to know.