Vlog 18: ladies get your shit together!

[kittylittlecatty]

then you might end up looking like me hahahahah

[HungryLama]

you sound like a friend i have from the Bronx.

[KyriaDWP]

im sick and feeling like absolute crap, but your vlogs cheered me up better than chocolate :D thanks (:

[hannahhortonx]

you are like jlovesmac's twin haha, such similar personalities! :)

[hippiskippilover]

Your funny as hell! :) I like. :)

[MyKPopForever]

love this guy ^_^

[purplelover234]

Magic School Bus! :DDDDDD

[starbg92]

Yeah you don't wanna end up like me... Hm?!

[Chocolate1lover2]

Sha ma tang tang LOL ahha

[qwerty11x11]

yes it scares me....*shiver*

[foreversunshine161]

you should check out jlovesmac you guys are kinda alike

[LoveMagicAngel]

HAHAHA Oh david, i really love your jokes XD!

[willath]

Hey David, do you ever burst into laughter after saying things like "HOOCHIE COOCHIE" or "SHIMITANGTANG"?

[mangaxotaku]

1:22 OH GOD DAVID I KNOW.

[Captiannintendomania]

Orangutan shit

[kimmidoll24]

i just wanna say that i wanna fight ya :P

JUST cuz i would meet ya ahahahaa

[SuperPLATINUMTV]

it's all about personality bro really not on looks man

[temarisand]

hahaha thank you!

[annieebo0]

shimmy tang tang. ahahahah

[ikilledurmama]

I think we got the same desk...did you get it from staples? LOL

[castillod7351]

LMAO orangutan shit!

[bByashya]

don't be mad at me when your hair looks like ms. Frizzle and they wanna throw u in front of a magic school bus LOLOLOL!

[kookoo4kimchi]

ugh... YOU DONT NEEDA MAN! i feel like the more you try the more youll detract =.=

[WarriorWasser]

the girls and guys 'get your shit together', nice work.

[fuzzmonkey12345]

I FEEL YOU BRO I HAVE THE SOME PROBLEM WITH MY GIRL

GHEZZ ;)

[Teksuo]

YES! YES! YES! EXACTLY!!! ESPECIALLY that shit about chicks with the cleavage; If you put the cakes in the window do NOT get made at me checking out the display. :D

[grungifiedtwo]

Ms. Frizzle LOOOOOOOL.

Someone's a Magic School Bus fan =D

[jjay0x]

Actually i wouldn't mind lookin like you lol

[andwhatsnew]

haha, very true.

[RinakaAiko]

'Remember Ladies i grew up in a Beauty Supply Store! maybe i shouldnt have given that information....' XD

[kyuubie8]

i have never laughed this hard in years. XD

[epkchristabelle]

you are full of orangutang shit ... XD

[hummiemd]

krusty the clown lol

[Invin86rs]

THANK YOU THANK YOU... IM HAPPY NOW... I LOVE IT.... KEKEKEKKE



[KatGoesRawr16]

"The bees buzzing around them flower petals" LOL

[guitarheroaddict2]

HOOCHIE COOCHIE

[lvrose10]

haha the phone keeps disappearing!

[Lacyloureilly]

tehe, i laughed so hard i got teary x'3



[jeezjustleavemealone]

WHOAAAA i love your vides, BUT WTF?!? Assuming all black women have bad hair is not cool!! Im black and i have long curly hair, dont hate david!

[ctiscan]

@jeezjustleavemealone

lol yeah right...in your dreams.

[jeezjustleavemealone]

@ctiscan lol, or in my reality....

your ignorance of another race and what appears to be your hatred for black women is unnerving and quiet disrespectful. We're all human, so is it not possible to simply love one another without this kind of disrespect and hatred. I have no reason to lie about my hair. It is what it is. I have Asian, White and black girls tell me how beautiful my hair is and yess i AM BLACK. Please educate yourself before you begin to spew this kind of disrespect to me.

[xsuperumbrella]

...I have the same desk as you.

[chachachachilie]

And clean up your cooter pie.

[picadowilgen]

which chipotle is that? is it in long beach or los angeles area??

[otaku0219]

I feel stupid for asking this but what's a hoochie coochie?!?!

[tstamakiberry114]

@otaku0219 I think it means slutty.

[Dredayne]

Anybody else notice his shirt or jacket moving in background around hoochie koochie?

[NobodybutLiz]

Ultimate words of wisdom: Just effing be yourself. If the guys don't like it, they're not for you. Self- respect: get some, bitch.

[Malakaiea]

i love the way i look im overweight but i think it works for me plus im tall im sexy and i dont care I go for personality and if a guy doesnt do the same and he doesnt like me fuck him

[MapleLozer]

If I was funny and talented making that youtube money,I would be happy.

[alyssaisasian23]

"don't blame me if people call you ms. frizzle and want to throw you in front of the magic school bus!" LMFAO!

[MsClaireMicheal]

2:20 EXCUSE ME EYES UP HERE. LOL !

[mc2GENIUSsometimes]

I swear he sounds black

[MilaBanilla]

I thought I was subscribe today this whole time and was wondering why you haven't had a video in 3 weeks. *Facepalm*

[estherpixiehorse]

Whats a Hoochie Cootchie?...

[yummmyyyCake]

@estherpixiehorse Think it means slut.

[BabyFortuneCookie]

LOL orange-tang shit

[Richybabezx]

The ending of your videos is always funny

[xxxMelodyOfDawnxxx]

oh my god... where's the subscribe button? I LOVE THIS GUY HAHA!

[PicoPicoHammah]

"If I wash my hair too much, it would be dry." Well there's something called Hair Conditioner.

[ShauneeCL]

maybe i shouldnt share that information LOL

[alina5851]

Yea itdoes scare me!!! Lol jk

[lzyshortiegal]

"OR U MIGHT END UP LOOKIN LIKE ME DOES DAT SCARE U?" unfortunaly no David cuz u one fine man! (on da other hand i already look a little like u just minus da haircut....)

[Dannimunster]

Lmfao. I'm sitting here with unbrushed, uncombed hair like "fuck you too, Broean."

[LittleWannaB]

I feel beautiful the way I look. I think I look even more beautiful with a pimple on my face. Make Up won't do shit to me (Especially since I don't have any) but a pimple will make me shine!

[TheBrokensinger]

The jacket in the back keeps moving o.o heheh

[positronicum97]

i come for the brains and stay for the boobs lolol

[mychemicalromancegrr]

mrs.Frizzle xD ahahaha

[ForeverAmee]

I always look forward to your videos David! :)

[zemen51]

krusty the clown LMAO

[YoungPrinceYPTV]

I didn't HAVE to have a nice looking girl growing up as long as the heart was right...

[eyelawview01]

Eyelawview.tumblr.com

Follow (;

[WWERocksfool]

@naturesbrew he did vlog 19

[naturesbrew]

Why DUH hell don't you make any videos about what men say?mhmmmm thats what I thought.

[Soudchay3]

I go for looks... but personality makes me stay :)

[Xhaterlover]

@Soudchay3 lol so they need to have looks AND personality...bro you have some high standards :P

[Soudchay3]

@Xhaterlover lol

[KND970]

@Soudchay3 i agree ^_^

[Soudchay3]

@KND970 ^_^

[MrJerk720]

@Soudchay3 Psh, what a fag you are! Thats too much for a girl :P Go for looks, screw personality.

[Soudchay3]

@MrJerk720 Wow really? Your gonna trash talk me over a Davidso video? Psh too much?! Dude i'm asian in case you haven't seen from my profile and videos. To much for me would be.... a girl who's smart, who can cook rice, awesome family, athletic. Psh you have no class man! Grow up.

[MrJerk720]

@Soudchay3 Lols

[xXAmoLuuzerXx]

aha my fav part was when he said "cause if you just complain and dont make a move you might just look at me does that scare you HUH?!"

[Fuzzball000]

A - FRIKIN- MEN! D:

My sister is the example of HOOCHIE COOCHIE with a lotta DOSAGE ON HER FACE! -____-

And she wonders why old men stare.......

[emoboyfan17]

:D Makes me laugh every time.

[jennxl33]

hhaha i love you david!! ur aweosme

[lol2012babe]

His phone disappears like *poof* at 2:38

[unagi449]

I LOVE CHIPOTLE!!!

[kialivue]

The Magic School Bus!! 

[CuzImaAzn]

What camera do you use? O:

[Hotsuma13]

Why has this video been removed

[Spriggs77]

was that victorvictorkim?



[EleanorM]

I think I love you.

[kaysie89]

Lol. I go to Cold Stones when my friend is working and purposely tip them. Cuz they're suppose to sing every time someone tips them. haha

[gtakashima]

I'm in love.

[iStellaRosa]

by the way he's describing beauty care... it's obvious he's talking to black women

lmfao.

[midnull]

The last bit was hysterical, "you might just end up like me, does it scare you?" LOL!

[soliisis]

How funny! Love you...

[dreameryplease]

WAS THAT VICTOR KIM WITH HIM AT CHIPOTLE?! :D

[MissSapnasty]

CHIPOTLE!

[melia317]

I would soooo date you!!

[awesomemexd]

hoochie coochie :3

[Nujabeast]

ending up like a funny-ass youtube famous comedian who can sing?? no, that doesn't scare me... actually it's a fair trade

[sajahbabes99]

u are full of arangatang shit! xD

[woohoojazelyn]

HA HA OMG OMG SO TRUE SO FUNNY :D

[diva4Jesus28]

The gel drawstring ponytail! Lol lol soooooo funny! So funny!

[mrstaylorlaunter831]

PUAHAHA.  SOOOOOO TRUEEE.

[Berrymonnn]

BUT David, I maintain my hair and not dressed all hoochie but I know that guys are still not attracted me. What am I doing wrong?? D: lol

[danicaxsommer]

@Berrymonnn confidence is everything!

[ericamichelle123]

Amen to the make-up rule. Some girls look like they got gang-banged by Crayolas.

[gaaralover7688]

@ericamichelle123 Bahahah! Thats fucking amazing! :D

[OutcastShadow7]

@ericamichelle123 In my opinion, pretty girls don't need make-up. Nonetheless it does help for a LITTLE touch-up.

[BishYouWish]

@ericamichelle123 Yeah. Like..."Excuse me, miss. You seem to have face on your make-up". LOL

[ericamichelle123]

@BishYouWish Ha that made me smile.

[Hyukjaex3]

@2:13 - 2:22 is so true >__>"

[sinmagnion]

holy cow, so true lfmao

[meiwren]

Is that chipotle on the corner of Grand and 7th?

[bymbasauren]

DUDE your are halarious ;D

[uhTheVic]

LGI son,lets get it ,lets go

[estherisyummilicious]

first time watching your video! YOU ARE SOO FUNNY!!!

[mhmcupcakes]

HAHAHA " ease up the dosage" lol great advice from a crackhead :D

[KTJNPMCSQT]

HAHA, so true.

[legnd300]

rofl

[nnhancy]

lmfao !!!!!!!

[Darkangel22134]

Representation of some girls that I go to school with: "Sluts. Will bang anyone for five dolla."

[mylifesings]

Omgosh!! David you are Hilarious! real, but Hilarious! "SHIMMY TANK TANK" LMBO!

[xstncd]

Haha, well said man.

[sanadaHIRO]

best video by far:D

[jasonjones474]

dude ur way funnier than nigahiga, kevjumba, etc. :P

[CaptainLamby]

@jasonjones474

Only funny asians on youtube : Luan, Timothy, and David.

[QueenDefina]

I love his choice of words LOOLLL

[taylorthompson013]

David! Hilariously funny!!! :) I was just wondering how a white girl can get an Asian guy?

[chiirox]

love ur LGI :]

[cheerios4canaries]

I ain't scared if I end up like you, you have a HUGE fanbase and you are YT partner. What's there to lose?! HUH?

[whaddupes]

Haha i actually laughed out loud at "EYES UP HERE, EYES UP HERE" you're so funny and down to earth :)

[emoboyfan17]

:D

[Gam3rzAzn]

Asian + Ebonics = DavidSoComedy

This guy is awesome.. :D

[HippyAndMe]

Lol, you said go wash your hair. I got up and had a shower :B

[Believerette]

shimma tang tang 

[wediscobear]

lol

[adaraw13]

MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

[blairedemort]

omg just omg, you act so black xDD

[PR0D1GYRap]

1:54 - 1:56 sweater moves ...

[vpeun]

I don't have anything against makeup, but don't use it as a weapon girl! lmao

[cosplaymaniac01]

ALRIGHT!!! FINALLY SOME ONE SAYS IT XD YES!!!!

[yukipham18]

Haha my favorite part is "hey lady, eyes up here! Eyes up here!"

[retroxkid89]

he said prostyle...LMAO.

[Deioproductions]

this guy is funny as fuck without seeming gay, it's really odd.

[priscilla21475]

i guess an Asian guy acting like hes black is funny.

[rdytohavesomethaifun]

chipotles in nyc are run by authentic mexicanos lol

[VivienneRenae]

ur hilarious

[2davidyang]

did he get skinnier.?

[superdahoho]

I can't find the dislike bar

[boojakscha]

i can't help it, but you are freakin funny! Keep it up !

[LeLionNoire]

how come your chipotle servers are hotter :(

[MyAngel9644]

ladies, learn to love yourself :)

[emoboyfan17]

:) Finally someone said it.

[GangstaG38]

What if i was hanging out my shama tang tang, and got mad at u for staring at it ? "Hey excuse me, eyes up here, eyes up here..... ya !!" LMAO !!

[petchichellii33]

lol...lmao



[metrocard09]

i love this kid!! to funny

[xxElseStarxx]

Ms.Frizzle disliked 22 times.

[cherista]

lmao...i freakin love you david...so funny and right...lol<3

[glammergurl17]

I am a broke college student are you going to give me free hair products lol?

[garcia13952]

i love how the fone appears and then disappears its to funny!

[hibanarei]

LOL This is why I think I'm a dude if I didn't have boobs and was straight. I think too much like one XD

[xxKTxx00]

i agree with what you said about the clothing and makeup. i hate those girls who slut it up real bad then cake face themselves. it makes really no sense at all

[dopemcee]

1:44...a camera magically appears behind him lol