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  • Achmed btw retards....

  • ok mabye at halo

  • now every time i cought becouse of uncle sam my nuts keep falling off!

  • thats Synyester Gate's dad o.o

  • o holy crap, i think i blow my foot OFF!!!!!!

  • STOP LOOKING YOU PERVERTS! I KILL YOU!

  • Heard this last year (2008) - I still sing jingle bombs every time i hear the tune... love them!! Don't worry about guitar guy - he does drugs!

  • hahahahahaha" u racist bastard" ...

  • hahahaha cant stop laughing

  • be quiet

  • lol thats wen i got shot in the ass by the us military

  • O holy crap

  • lol

  • 'maybe at halo' XD

  • SILENCE night :D

  • hahahahahahahahahaha so funny

  • I kick your ass at guitar hero.... Ok maybe in halo

  • so funny i chocked it was so funny

  • yaj his was my birthday

  • ♭♪*♭ª♭♪♪♪♪→ª♪™ª#®©

  • its spelt ahmed ... but there is a silent c in it ...

  • no offense but its not spelled ackmed its spelled achmed

  • no its not . Ackmed is how you would say it in english, but a person with that name would want to be called achmed not ackmed

  • now that's funny XD

    Ackmed is freaken awesome XD

  • OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

    achmed is funnny

  • what the fuck does imao mean its freaken killin me :P

  • lmao means

    l= laughing

    m= my

    a- ass

    o- off

  • lmao

  • I just looove that guy, But it's Achmed, not Ackmed. ;d

  • rofl

  • i used to be a man but thatnks to uncle sam every time i cough my balls keep falling off lmbo!!! i love that .... dont laugh at me because im dead or ill kill youuuuuuuuuuuu lol

  • 2:39 i got shot in de ass by de US military!!!

  • this guys is good :P

  • ackmed?

  • classic ppl a skool love it

  • man this is the best, where is all my virgins that bin lodin promised me

  • whos the guitar guy

  • Brian Hayner i think...

  • its achmed ch ch ch ch! :P

  • oooooooooooooooooooohh god.  NICE

  • that's when you got shot right in the ass by the u.s. military!

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  • every one should type in youtube:mjnbant

  • lol! you racist basterd

  • achmed you legend lmao

  • lol rofl lmao

  • SILENCE,night

  • LOL i know...

  • lol yea

  • i cant spell if my life depended on it... and yea he is my BIGGEST idol =D

  • i wanna hear o-holycrap

  • i love ackhmed..... HE is My BIGGEST IDLE!!! =D

  • its idol

  • lol. its a-c-phlem-m-e-d! haha

  • that guitar guy looks really familiar...

  • rofl great :D

    "... where are all the virgins that bin laden promised meee" GREAT!!!

  • your so funny

  • This is pure genius!

  • yous bet it is :D

  • LOL! then my favorite,SILENCE night!

  • oh holy crap i think i blowed my foot off so funny 8^)

  • Ok, so if he has to learn how to spell Achmed then you must leanr English too, "rasisit" isn't a word. I think they usually spell it "racist".

  • sounds like he is saying "Jingle bongs".

    XD

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

    I think I got screwed.

    Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

    or I'll kill you...

    I KILL YOUOUOU! hilarous!!!!!! XD

  • LOLLL hillarious XDD

  • lol lmao rofl SILENCE NIGHT

  • i'd really like him to do "SILENCE night" :L

  • thanx 4 dressing like crap 4 my show guitar guy. he dont no he duz drugs.

  • oh holy crap i think i blowed my foot of SILENCE night he does not no he does drugs

  • it was hilarious

    lol

    A

  • SILENCE..........i kill you ;]

    lol

  • i got thru checkpoint a but not thru checkpoint b dats wen i got shot in th ass by the us military

    lol lmao

  • lol LOL!!

  • thts flippin funny as

  • i love the jingle bombs song...freaking hilarious

  • SILENCE! night.. rofl

  • haha very funny i lyk his saying "i'll kill you"

  • the jingle bomb was good:D

  • Silence night lol

  • aswome

  • my favourite bit was when ackmed said he could beat that guy on guitar hero

  • LOL this is jokess buh madd racist... "The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head."

    lol buh funny

  • I did try, lolz! xD

  • very funny loved it

  • fucken funny

  • AWESOME XD!

  • My bombing days are done, I need to find some burg

    Perhaps it would be much safer

    As a convinience store night clerk

    Oh! jingle bombs, jingle bombs

    I think I got screwed!

    Don't laugh at me, because I'm dead..

    Or I'LL KILL YOU!

    <<333

  • he says i need to find some work not burg lolz but great vid XD

  • Oh! jingle bombs, jingle bombs

    Mind blew up you see~

    Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promissed me?

    Oh~! jingle bombs, jingle bombs

    Your soldiers shot me dead

    The only thing that I have left It's this towel up on my head!

    I used to be a man, but every time I coff

    Thanks to uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off

  • Oh! Dashing trough the sand

    With the bombs stached to my back

    I have a nasty plan

    For xmas in Iraq

    I got through check point A

    But not through check point B

    That's when I got shot in the ass by the US military!

  • lol

  • realy funny vidio

  • i hate vilance who ever likes vilance i will personaly kick ther ass ... at a game of wii tennis

  • omg! Jeff D. is a perfectionist!..

    hw does he speak widout movin his mouth?

    n at 2:10..i love it wen ackmed says "be quite"

  • i KiLl u

  • I beat you in guitar hero okay maybe halo LOL

  • pwnage

  • I KILL YOU!

  • its really thoughtful to post the lyrics!! i love Ackmed! I KILL YOU!!

  • thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off! my bombing days are done

  • xD where can i get this in mp3 format? :D

  • backstage he was doing drugs i know he was

    1:10

  • duh thats why hes called a ventriloquist.

  • idiot llol

  • omfg seriously? i thought it was the puppet doin all the talking thx for telling me that :(

  • guitar guy does drugs?

  • I love it :)

  • lol yus!

  • Oh holy crap, i think i blew my foot off

  • DONT LAUGH I KILL YOU

  • ROFLOLMAO

  • I got thru checkpoint A, but not thru checkpoint B, thats when I got shot in the ass by the U.S military

  • he sounds mexican at the begining

  • it's i kill you

  • LMFAO.

  • omg. thsi is insane i love this guy! go do your drugs now!

  • i kill uuu

  • W0000000 go ackmed!!!!

    "you racist bastard,is that what u thinkg i like"

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