i average about 2 hrs. of sleep too. that's what i was trained to work with in the military and the way i see it is that the less i'm asleep, the more time i have to get shit done...that and now i work rotating shifts
Yah, the excessive fat tissue in his neck can clog his airway, causing him to wake up throughout the night. That's what sleep apnea is in short...this guy should just see a doctor instead of trying a new mattress.
i hate people who make up BS explanations as to why things work. I sleep with the fan on cus the noise helps me sleep. End of story. I dont come up with BS reasons why...it just does!!! oh and p.s. i have to be REALLLLLY tired to fall asleep.
coilception!
Raezeman 1 week ago
I think I shall watch this episode in bed :p
ChickenRamen 3 weeks ago
that big dude should smoke a bowl.
KommunistJesus 1 month ago
Wonder how much that guy has to work to keep his wiener down in the opening scene.
Waine999 1 month ago
I heard you like coils, so I put some coils inside your coils.
debluemonkey 4 months ago
That keyboard playing was actually pretty relaxing....
...until he hit the second note.
Emidretrauqe 4 months ago
@goog96 *queue french horn*
Emidretrauqe 4 months ago
its 4:30am and this is so fucking perfect for me
BloodyDIMISIS55 6 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
The fat guy says...i tried eating right and exercise...um really?
...my bio clock set themselves to the universe...lmao
hellasow 11 months ago 2
Dudes probably got very bad sleep apnea with that weight and that neck.
kirafaye 1 year ago
This will be great to watch as a sleep scientist!
kirafaye 1 year ago
i want that levitation bed, lol!
xaiomanga 1 year ago
BOOBS!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!
SuperSneakySteve 1 year ago 3
The coils salesman looks like a skinny version of Lou Costello.
Teung29 1 year ago
I am an insomniac... The only thing that helps me sleep is Marijuana. And its illegal.
justinge999 1 year ago
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justinge999 1 year ago
Tee hee, when he's on the plane the guy behind him is asleep :P
SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 1 year ago
this is so Fucking Cool
doubletrouble467 1 year ago
On top of all the intellectual pwning, there's never a shortage of sweet tits and ass on this show. Awesome.
anexistentialdilemma 1 year ago 2
i average about 2 hrs. of sleep too. that's what i was trained to work with in the military and the way i see it is that the less i'm asleep, the more time i have to get shit done...that and now i work rotating shifts
jparish62 1 year ago
sucks to be an insomniac, its 3 in the morning here and im not even tired.
MrEnrique223 1 year ago 3
eating right... lol
Uuuuurk 1 year ago
wha!!!i live in encinitas ,ca!!! weird.
youloser432 1 year ago
we need more strip club shots
triviumkid41 2 years ago
@triviumkid41
I agree. However, when the episodes have good nudity in them they usually get yanked from YT right away.
Man, I wish the internet was around when I was a kid!
jimbrown257 2 years ago
I dont think that guy gave exercising or eating right the old college try.
jamesdouglastx 2 years ago 2
Cannabis > Insomnia
ReallyPsilly 2 years ago
Intricate mattresses are a matter of aesthetics and nothing more.
pancakesntacos 2 years ago
Get to bed earlier.
If your sleep rhythm is out of place, stay awake one night and go to sleep to the right time the next night.
Do not fall asleep between.
And avoid doing this trick often. Not good for your immune system and stress level.
But DAAAAAAAAAMN does it feel good to sleep THIRTEEN HOURS on a regular weekday after having sleep problems!
Hjernespreng 2 years ago 3
rofl...."HI, COCKSUCKERS!"
1337DementedOne 2 years ago 6
Best opening ever?
linkuei83 2 years ago 3
bullshit!
JoakimfromAnka 2 years ago 2
IDK about anybody else, but that guy's music really is making me sleepy!
nansflicks 2 years ago 2
hey pat, its called sleep apnea, like me, youre too fat. gat a mask or loose weight, thats the only way.
TheCaptainLulz 2 years ago 3
Hahaha, I love the simple opening.
Hi cocksuckers!!
Jeremy092387 2 years ago 6
Yay! its not censored or flagged!
rogelead 2 years ago 51
@rogelead untill some douche comes alone
gtq838 1 year ago
sleep
Quackerjack44 2 years ago 3
at 7:50 their a billboard with p@t bullsh*t
arcannar 2 years ago 4
a bed that's 90% curly wires and 10% cushion....yea, that sounds REALLY comfy
theMetalNerd91 2 years ago 26
The universe pulses...and we dance to it...oh man...
Horseinthefog 2 years ago
That's how you know it's science!
Nimnoms 2 years ago 4
i think this guys obesity plays a huge role in his chronic insomnia.
toolkills 2 years ago 3
Is it related? I've never heard of obesity causing insomnia.
Schensue 2 years ago
Yah, the excessive fat tissue in his neck can clog his airway, causing him to wake up throughout the night. That's what sleep apnea is in short...this guy should just see a doctor instead of trying a new mattress.
vandelay1029 2 years ago 2
Wow, thank, a competent answer is rather scarce on youtube nowadays. :)
Schensue 2 years ago
salt blood content and water retention associated with poor diet would affect circulation and comfort. Also mood
butchdeadlift10 2 years ago
Yea, I kept thinking the same thing. It was nice at the end that he acknowledged his weight was the problem. That guy was cool.
slytown 2 years ago 4
TITTIES!!!
toolkills 2 years ago 6
And a little more! XD
halidefox 2 years ago
I think this guy has more of a problem with his metabolism than his sleep...if he lost some weight and exercised he might be able to sleep better.
RichieEastside 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i looooooove bill maher. once again penn is a douche
poppler1234 3 years ago
8:56 - "And tonight on Music from the Hearts of Space..."
Sounds from Jupiter? BULLSHIT!!!
TomMSTie 3 years ago
Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over. [rim shot]
BionicDance 3 years ago
yay for boobs and bumn 2 and 4 :D
FabianRulesTime 3 years ago 3
I used to need a joint to go to sleep. :)
Alba12349 3 years ago 2
i hate people who make up BS explanations as to why things work. I sleep with the fan on cus the noise helps me sleep. End of story. I dont come up with BS reasons why...it just does!!! oh and p.s. i have to be REALLLLLY tired to fall asleep.
johnkerry7 3 years ago 4
BULLSHIT!
keynan0000 3 years ago
hahaha. well played sir.
johnkerry7 3 years ago