I always thought that episode resembled Sonic Adventure 2 a little. Wily getting a hold of a giant space laser in order to blackmail world leaders...but at least Robotnik was a little smarter about his plan and tried to kill Sonic at every chance he got, like a proper evil genius.
i also know why you wont do future shock 2 words.metal,man.he made more cut puns than cutman.and 2 cut pun creators would make it worse am i right?i should have cut down on the big description.wait,WHAT THE FUCK!?now cut's got ME doing it! *door bell rings* hold on. answers door. Me:O_O CutMan:>=L) Me:can i help you? CutMan:"cut" out what you just said,MOTHERCUTTER!!! Me:*in scouts voice*NO!so you gonna cry now?! Cut:ROLLING CUTTER! Me:RECOIL ROD! Cut:NO!!! Link:I Won! Me:SHUT UP!
Zero, this is by far the most creative episode I've seen to date. The obvious parody/homage to the nostalgic critic and nitpicking your own abridged episode is just the icing on the cake. serious props to you man! :-) odd_box
Now, I feel like I need to write an addendum to my review of your series. Why you ask? An addendum is usually for something major to a document (or in this case my review) In fact, I would probably put this episode by itself in a review, because it goes to show, exactly what I mean by awful derivative humor. See, not only is this unfunny, but it shows that you honestly believe stealing from people who IMO aren't that funny to begin with, and take their content, plaster your face on it, and take
it as your own. You see, things like that aren't "homage" or a "tribute." See, you don't get it. You need jokes. Which you STILL don't have. It's not about writing great humor, or even sitting down and writing. You just need some kind of jokes. I mean, that's why people like Nostalgia critic in the first place. They like his jokes, which you obviously knew when you stole his jokes in the first place to make the episode.
You STILL lack cohesion. You STILL lack writing. You STILL don't have any endearment to any characters. You just have an overall unenjoyable series. I haven't seen your other series (from what I hear it's between 8 and 10 other series) and if this episode is an indication of your newer series, I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed at all.
A tribute is doing something SIMILAR TO him, not LIKE him. Not taking his jokes verbatim and placing them in a different setting, not mimicking his EXACT mannerisms.
i'd say it is a tribute hence how i said "hello i'm zeromaster, i abridge it so you don't have to " instead of saying "hello i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you don't have to" I'd say those are both different statements that sound "similar".
also since when did the burger king get gutsman's ass'd? or when did the NC use a cutman fail counter? if he did please direct me to it ;)
Well my penis thinks you should leave Guts Man's Ass alone. You've abused it to the point that every time it goes through an act of humour rape. Also my penis thinks that the Cut Man's fail counter would've been much better if it were the ACTUAL Cut Man saying it and not you throwing out needless Cut Man puns. A botched circumcision if there ever was one.
But ah, they may be different, but they're still small exceptions to what was a spectacle that left my penis flaccid.
I block them because there's no need for further discussion. I know how they feel and i appreciate the criticism but there is no need for them to keep reiterating their opinion. Besides i'm not here to impress you or anyone else, if you really don't like this so much why waste your time watching it? The back button on your browser is easy to use, so why not make use of it and just not watch if your not interested?
Now, you thought you would block my account, and I wouldn't make a deal of it. If you don't like criticism, turn off comments. Don't just block the naysayers. There's a lot to be found in their comments, both good and bad. See, people like Jurpentine and myself are two in the same. We both love this idea, we both like this culture. We're trying to increase the quality of the entire "Abridging World." But see, people who throw a tantrum every time there is a criticism...
really hurt the community as a whole. It's stuff like this that goes to show that you ARE here to impress people. Otherwise, you wouldn't just block the people who say bad things. So instead of looking at us like we're "out to get you" look at it with a constructive view point. For christ sake, it's not that hard to look at common criticisms and try and fix the things MULTIPLE PEOPLE are complaining about. It really isn't all that hard.
well I've unblocked those accounts but i'm here to tell you that, no, i'm not here to impress anyone, I make these parodies because their fun to me and my friends enjoy them too. As for this speaking for my other work, it doesn't. Most other work i'm not the sole writer, it's a team effort meaning I put forth as much as any other team member would. In terms of criticism you spent all this time telling me what;s wrong, what's right about this video then? What did you like?
@MegamanAbridged That's the beauty in it. I don't really need to like anything, however, I think it was more a laugh in showing how retarded putting extra shit on the screen is, when at 7:14. It made me laugh in a Tim and Eric fashion.
At first I thought the bomb was a fire extinguisher. I thought, "Why did MegaMan throw a fire extinguisher? Wati! Why did the fire extinguisher explode?" lol
Holy Jesus....A new Megaman Abridged Episode, took you long enough. I told you to edit, but noooooo! You just had to disobey...BACK TO EDITING YOU! XD Nice job though
You know that was worth the wait and effort and thinking hard on it , I understand why you went NC on this episode. Jokes were funny and Cutman is now my fave character xD
I just wished that SoDA and Your webcamera was A little bit of a better quality But hey with what you guys did covered it a lot. Great Job Zero you deserve Cake
well i will be doing reviews of anime and video games soon, not NC style like i did this episode, but yeah i'll be doing reviews, so keep a watch on that
I'm sorry to say but in all seriousness this episode was just sub-par for me. I liked the SystemOf_ADork cameo but other than a few clever jokes, the NC bit didn't really work out for me. The NC bit felt a little awkward and forced in my opinion and it just didn't really add to the episode. I would have preferred the traditional method with some innovation, though it would hard since this episode is extremely reminiscent of Austin Powers, making it a hard joke to pass up.
meh, i knew not everyone was going to like this episode, it's a tough experiment to do. rest assured future episodes will be back to the regular format, this was just a one time thing
Oh, Zeromaster, you're such a cut up! *ping*
Great NC impersonation, by the way. The shouting is spot on.
FlandreScarletTepes 3 months ago
Why did u jus rip off the nostalgia critic.
Will4of5 4 months ago
A Big Lipped Wheel Gator Moment. Dude you are awesome! =D
BuzzsawtheHedgehog 5 months ago
hurry up with the next episode! XD
sontia1 5 months ago
hey dude if you whant a nerd you shod see darkstalkers the amarican vershon
p.s was that bison from street fgithe?
MsOdale 7 months ago
Oh goody that forum is dead too. Update your description boxes!
mattwo7 7 months ago
please someone give me the name of the song in the beginning
deathsoul101 8 months ago
KUT PUN
TsubasaNoAMVPro 1 year ago
Wait... 6:55. How can Megaman fall... when he is in SPACE!!
bolllzack 1 year ago
@bolllzack moons gravity pulled him?
joonasm10 10 months ago
AFTERBURNER!!!!!!
NinjaKage100 1 year ago
What is the Movie clip from?
Arthur09608 1 year ago
cutman not making a cut pun. such a rare event
wtf6793 1 year ago
I always thought that episode resembled Sonic Adventure 2 a little. Wily getting a hold of a giant space laser in order to blackmail world leaders...but at least Robotnik was a little smarter about his plan and tried to kill Sonic at every chance he got, like a proper evil genius.
RyuTora2808 1 year ago
you need to make a leeroy jenkins pun soon!
sharingan652 1 year ago
IT WAS AFTERBURNER!!!! lol
MajorX9999 1 year ago
Not sure I like the NC reference for the whole episode...
kanaku 1 year ago
5:54 says "WATCH AIR ABRIDGED"
AtmaX9 1 year ago
is it dead yet?
MrDiplol 1 year ago
I love Nostalgia Critic
jetanton 1 year ago
i wonder why all of these reviewers think everyone thrives off of their opinions?
piccologuy14 1 year ago
This is fun your right
You should comment about the time of the bomb he ran out to fast
Megamen should bin evaporated i men the water was but a small target not
But still i like the cartoon even if it's not understanding some times
TheDeadCobra 1 year ago
Ok, nerd rant dose not make up for bad script... I wish it did, but no... Cuts Man actually funnier so far....
otakux5 1 year ago
I actually said this while I was going down the stairs in my house.
"Running from me is sheer stupidit- woah"
And I fell.
NicholasTheLugia 1 year ago
@NicholasTheLugia OMG THAT'S AMAZING XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged I know, right?
NicholasTheLugia 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged you should but the subtitles on apperantly you say alot of crazy stuff you say that does not make sense
thisisnotafake 1 year ago
tkturner1 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged pwned!
sharingan652 1 year ago
um i want to tell you something you know that your insulting a 6 foot 13 year old
Roxasofmalice 1 year ago
Oh cut pun why are you so funny
Tonyzx15 1 year ago
Zero, this is by far the most creative episode I've seen to date. The obvious parody/homage to the nostalgic critic and nitpicking your own abridged episode is just the icing on the cake. serious props to you man! :-) odd_box
MrOddBox 1 year ago
I didnt get the "sheer stupidity" pun. Can someone explain it to me plz ?._.
shujinkoMK 1 year ago
One of the best episodes yet! Worth the lay off for sure!
Plasmawarrior 1 year ago
Look on the bright side... Jeffery Scott didn't write the next episode lol XD
DarkGam3r 1 year ago
watch this with subtitles on its even funnyer
coolcat318999 1 year ago
For some reason, the Cut Man cutting the cards gag really made me laugh. More than is reasonably sane. GJ!
xahldera 1 year ago
thanks XD glad you enjoyed ^^ and yeah i couldn't resist keeping that poor dub line in XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
I don't get anything about Jeffery Scott. seriously who is he?
GamerLink5 1 year ago
trust me, you don't wanna know XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
@GamerLink5 i think he help made the script for Seinfeld or something
pyrolee17 1 year ago
Now, I feel like I need to write an addendum to my review of your series. Why you ask? An addendum is usually for something major to a document (or in this case my review) In fact, I would probably put this episode by itself in a review, because it goes to show, exactly what I mean by awful derivative humor. See, not only is this unfunny, but it shows that you honestly believe stealing from people who IMO aren't that funny to begin with, and take their content, plaster your face on it, and take
XerostyleFilms 1 year ago
it as your own. You see, things like that aren't "homage" or a "tribute." See, you don't get it. You need jokes. Which you STILL don't have. It's not about writing great humor, or even sitting down and writing. You just need some kind of jokes. I mean, that's why people like Nostalgia critic in the first place. They like his jokes, which you obviously knew when you stole his jokes in the first place to make the episode.
XerostyleFilms 1 year ago
You STILL lack cohesion. You STILL lack writing. You STILL don't have any endearment to any characters. You just have an overall unenjoyable series. I haven't seen your other series (from what I hear it's between 8 and 10 other series) and if this episode is an indication of your newer series, I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed at all.
XerostyleFilms 1 year ago
that's fine, i didn't ask for your approval and i never really needed it anyways
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
I think it's more a tribute to NC.
natefromcanada 1 year ago
A tribute is doing something SIMILAR TO him, not LIKE him. Not taking his jokes verbatim and placing them in a different setting, not mimicking his EXACT mannerisms.
jurpentine 1 year ago
i'd say it is a tribute hence how i said "hello i'm zeromaster, i abridge it so you don't have to " instead of saying "hello i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you don't have to" I'd say those are both different statements that sound "similar".
also since when did the burger king get gutsman's ass'd? or when did the NC use a cutman fail counter? if he did please direct me to it ;)
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Well my penis thinks you should leave Guts Man's Ass alone. You've abused it to the point that every time it goes through an act of humour rape. Also my penis thinks that the Cut Man's fail counter would've been much better if it were the ACTUAL Cut Man saying it and not you throwing out needless Cut Man puns. A botched circumcision if there ever was one.
But ah, they may be different, but they're still small exceptions to what was a spectacle that left my penis flaccid.
Aachum.
JurpentinesPenis 1 year ago
glad to see you enjoy the gutsman's ass joke, i'll be sure to include it in many more episodes to come =D
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged Also, why do you block people who criticize you?
XerostyleFilms 1 year ago
I block them because there's no need for further discussion. I know how they feel and i appreciate the criticism but there is no need for them to keep reiterating their opinion. Besides i'm not here to impress you or anyone else, if you really don't like this so much why waste your time watching it? The back button on your browser is easy to use, so why not make use of it and just not watch if your not interested?
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Now, you thought you would block my account, and I wouldn't make a deal of it. If you don't like criticism, turn off comments. Don't just block the naysayers. There's a lot to be found in their comments, both good and bad. See, people like Jurpentine and myself are two in the same. We both love this idea, we both like this culture. We're trying to increase the quality of the entire "Abridging World." But see, people who throw a tantrum every time there is a criticism...
djxero195 1 year ago
really hurt the community as a whole. It's stuff like this that goes to show that you ARE here to impress people. Otherwise, you wouldn't just block the people who say bad things. So instead of looking at us like we're "out to get you" look at it with a constructive view point. For christ sake, it's not that hard to look at common criticisms and try and fix the things MULTIPLE PEOPLE are complaining about. It really isn't all that hard.
djxero195 1 year ago
Also notice that everyone who says stuff I do sucks, I directly ask them why it was bad, and how I can fix it.
BTW, if you were too dense to get this one too, I'm XerostyleFilms.
djxero195 1 year ago
well I've unblocked those accounts but i'm here to tell you that, no, i'm not here to impress anyone, I make these parodies because their fun to me and my friends enjoy them too. As for this speaking for my other work, it doesn't. Most other work i'm not the sole writer, it's a team effort meaning I put forth as much as any other team member would. In terms of criticism you spent all this time telling me what;s wrong, what's right about this video then? What did you like?
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged That's the beauty in it. I don't really need to like anything, however, I think it was more a laugh in showing how retarded putting extra shit on the screen is, when at 7:14. It made me laugh in a Tim and Eric fashion.
XerostyleFilms 1 year ago
well not that u need to like it but i'm glad u got a laugh out of it at least XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
At first I thought the bomb was a fire extinguisher. I thought, "Why did MegaMan throw a fire extinguisher? Wati! Why did the fire extinguisher explode?" lol
dantedoomsday 1 year ago
"Waaaah, you copied the Nostalgic Critic, you STEALER"
I can't wait to see a comment like this later.
nyjfan5000 1 year ago
DAMN YOU! You chose THAT song for an opening? I was gonna use that :(
(But I liked it! IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! And so was this episode!)
DuelingAlter72 1 year ago
Holy Jesus....A new Megaman Abridged Episode, took you long enough. I told you to edit, but noooooo! You just had to disobey...BACK TO EDITING YOU! XD Nice job though
Shadic23 1 year ago
what is this song
Tarviti73 1 year ago
omg im so happy :D.............*faints*
bangaa 1 year ago
OMG YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
Lexilla 1 year ago
lol juggernaunt bitch refrence !
NaruDub 1 year ago
Epic Episode 0_0
Sausuke1 1 year ago
1:37 brings a whole new meaning to gut-locker.
TeamFartTaco 1 year ago
Were you wearing a tie? I have a formal dress fetish...
LyriaScheherazade 1 year ago
does this mean i should wear ties more often? XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Best episode so far.
shadow55552 1 year ago
It was Afterburner!
TFLegendReborn 1 year ago
Nice episode, man. Good to see your "sharp" wit in action. Also, very nice "cut"-away at the end.
Ha ha ha somebody please shoot me.
LordQuadros 1 year ago
lolz glad you liked it Quadzie :p
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Great episode, man!
Whip0fAlchemy 1 year ago
thanks ^^ glad you enjoyed
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Funniest thing I've have ever seen. Shut down the internet. You win!
natefromcanada 1 year ago
oh nathan XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
i woke up this morning with a strange feeling telling me zeromaster made a new MMA episode. LMAO NC impression
afterburner
CanadianBlaze137 1 year ago
lmao cutman's puns.
UzyMcFry 1 year ago
i really liked that chair u were sitting on it looked european!
cuccoruler2 1 year ago
badguys dont need money... its not like you can go outside and buy something... your gonna be a wanted criminal... they always want money tho...
maat1996 1 year ago
you know, you make a very good point
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
it's the nostalgia critic marshmellow man
greenboy07 1 year ago
Wonderful! You never lose your touch Zeromaster!
crosswire40 1 year ago
that was awesome. my all time favorate megaman abridged so far.
godzilla419 1 year ago
5:46 I think nick is... MU'FUCKIN DISPLEASED
isnanesavant 1 year ago
hilarious.
ScytherFanatic93 1 year ago
glad you think so =)
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Lmfao. Such a fucking amazing episode.
"Crystal Meth..."
"OH I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
WITH METAL!11111111111111!!!
lol. Zero. I loved this episode. :)
Borinyukami 1 year ago
glad you enjoyed TRY NITPICK MY LIP SYNCING NOW BITCH!!!!!!
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged
Okay. :D
Borinyukami 1 year ago
@Borinyukami This is what happens when we script with Zero XD
isnanesavant 1 year ago
This was awesomesauce, and well worth the wait, 5/5
KitsuneShugo 1 year ago
thanks Shugo ^^
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
It says Watch Air Abridged XD As you should....
HoshizoraInc 1 year ago
You know that was worth the wait and effort and thinking hard on it , I understand why you went NC on this episode. Jokes were funny and Cutman is now my fave character xD
I just wished that SoDA and Your webcamera was A little bit of a better quality But hey with what you guys did covered it a lot. Great Job Zero you deserve Cake
Darkshitsuji 1 year ago
yeah he recorded at night and when their's bad lighting his camera has issues
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Finally we are going to see X.
I think you should let the flash messages on for a bit longer. I have no idea what it said when System of a Dork finished talking.
Rahhelthethird 1 year ago
I Agree with Rahhelthethird , I never saw the message as well.
Darkshitsuji 1 year ago
that was the point XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
actually the next ep doesn't fast forward to X, it only goes ahead i think 10 or so years
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
I guess I mistook it for the episode with Vile and X coming back in time for some reason.
Rahhelthethird 1 year ago
O_O wow glad to see u back but wow...u copy NC XD
RomHunterBlueSilver 1 year ago
hahaha crystal clear.that funny.
KillerThunderStorm 1 year ago
I gotta say, this was unexpected.
ZionKraze 1 year ago
o rly? was it unexpectedly entertaining? XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Indeed.
ZionKraze 1 year ago
awesome XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
i hope the next ep is like this. it was funny as hell!!!!!!!
thor55121478 1 year ago
This was an awesome episode Zero XD
jpace92 1 year ago
You may get this alot nao...but i think u should try another episode like this...then again what do i know.
Im not a demander,just an opinionist.
ZeroFang3724667 1 year ago
well i will be doing reviews of anime and video games soon, not NC style like i did this episode, but yeah i'll be doing reviews, so keep a watch on that
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Awesome,im glad i subcribed.............some odd years ago!?
ZeroFang3724667 1 year ago
LOL wow criticing on your own ep is funny. Maybe u should have doen ep uploaded it then critic on it. But thats jsut silly me
ChimeraYuri 1 year ago
Yay for time travel!
flameonboi 1 year ago
big lipped wheelgator moment!
Spideygai 1 year ago
Watch air abridged
narutardted 1 year ago
Looking forward to Future Shock
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
I'll order a pizza.
Gindelbi 1 year ago
Very good NC impression...ish...thing. I don't know what to call it, but it was good.
OLSAbridged 1 year ago
NICE thats was funny
Nick3889 1 year ago
lmao wow this was so worth the wait
gdechert007 1 year ago
ahh zero your so silly XD
GrimReaperSakura 1 year ago
Well... on the bright side the next episode isn't written by Jeffrey Scott. ^_^;
Thermora 1 year ago
thank god XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
I'm sorry to say but in all seriousness this episode was just sub-par for me. I liked the SystemOf_ADork cameo but other than a few clever jokes, the NC bit didn't really work out for me. The NC bit felt a little awkward and forced in my opinion and it just didn't really add to the episode. I would have preferred the traditional method with some innovation, though it would hard since this episode is extremely reminiscent of Austin Powers, making it a hard joke to pass up.
ChadVisionAbridged 1 year ago
meh, i knew not everyone was going to like this episode, it's a tough experiment to do. rest assured future episodes will be back to the regular format, this was just a one time thing
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
@MegamanAbridged It's fine, I'm glad your trying new things and that is all that matters.
ChadVisionAbridged 1 year ago
jajaja It was After Burner
T3Mo 1 year ago
Hello I'm Zeromaster, I abridge it so you don't have to. - I lol'd
SketchDub 1 year ago
i bet you did XD
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago
Thirty-Third!
banmenow16 1 year ago
First!
MegamanAbridged 1 year ago