Windows '95 with Greta

[9873459872134234]

How many eyebrow lifts does it take to screw in a Windows 95 computer?

[osamamoto]

......Ah...... Very Sexy Window 95.:)

[chapoladu2]

I bet she hard a hard time to memorize that lol

[JuniorRena1]

Isso nos anos 90 não era uma propaganda, era um vídeo porno sAHSuaHSUaUHsaUHsahUshUAsu

[perroninhu]

7:14 she almost freezed, according to her eyebrows! CNTL+ALT+DEL...

[Willsuitt1]

Holy shit, why did I not know about this back in the 90's.

[xTamaxDarkrikux]

That nostalgic music and her bra design and panties...ahhhh im so old -___-

[daviddegraph]

love that intro music.

Bew bew bew bew bew

Snare

Chord chord chord chord chord chord chord chord

Snare

Bew bew bew bew bew

Snare

Chord chord chord chord chord chord chord chord

Snare

[theraver2020]

looks like porn already...lol

[DarthKalia]

Take a shot every time she mentions "Windows 95". That'll be a night you'll never remember, literately.

[MatrixOfDynamism]

seriously, whats the point of using this kind of method to explain things, people are going to pay less attention to what is being said this way.

[Steampunk915]

I'm hoping they would do this on windows 8...

[WRITEPOWER]

when you double click on my Vagina ..... :DD

[11Kralle]

She must be the custom user for windows - that explains a lot...

[crocodile2006]

What was she talking about again? All I heard was "Tittttiiiiess"

[overclucker]

greta open source and top!

[gardnerbm]

does Greta replace the paperclip??

[appleAddict240872]

does greta come with windows 95???

[NEKOMANEKOful]

i see im in that part of youtube again.

[Kosh800]

What's the problem with her eye brows? Jesus christ ...

[CrappedATriangle]

@Kosh800 Either weird genetics (father brownhair mother blonde) or dyed hair.

[didogazeto]

when u duble-click with u lefm mouse buton the My Computer pops out...isn't that easy?

NOO! DO DAT AGAIN SO I CAN DO IT,NOU

[matthew65536]

The thing that would make this sexier if she was naked

[iliansterBG]

Another Trick. Ctrl+W For sexy Girl

[DJRBBEAT]

it is now a grandma hahahah xd

[TurboNemesis]

wtf 8mb of RAM and 50mb of disk space? this is getting out of hand, microsoft.

[didogazeto]

@TurboNemesis even Windows 7 want less than it

[DrxSlump]

Greta should be a MILF now.

[CabhanListis]

Gates, Jobs, and Balmer never wore bikinis at their conferences. Losers!

[Patterrz]

8 whole MB of RAM? Fuck...

[killersushi99]

486 Processor!! Dang!!! LoLz!!! I caught myself trying to find the DISABLE BIKINI Icon. (>.<)

[Shodex4]

I found it, porn on Youtube!

[galerapesada]

Oh I'd RAM her.....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

[BucketCapacity]

8mb of RAM? Where the hell am I going to find that?!

[rhingston85]

"The Recycle Bin..where you delete all of those nudes you're keeping of me"

[slipknot242666]

THE INTERNET!?!?



[demonpulse2]

Look what the feminists did. Never you will see something like this today.

[Cechas]

jzs.. ;]

[ibprofin100]

Microsoft.... Using sex to advertise their product, cough cough (Cheating) -_-

[paintballgundown8]

My calculator has better specs than the minimum requirements.

[RichGilly]

This would have been 10 years out of date in 1995...

[TheDrunkenMantis]

@RichGilly What are you talking about? Windows 95 was released in 1995...

[RichGilly]

@TheDrunkenMantis

What I mean is at the time of this video's release (1995 I assume) the video would have been 10 years out of date from a production value point of view. The music, the bikini, the effects, everything looks like it was made in 1985.

[TheDrunkenMantis]

@RichGilly Ahhhh, in that case I agree with you! :P

[BeldansFire]

Greta V.s. Siri!!!

[5kCAM]

Man sollte alle Videotutorials auch noch heute so durchführe. Ich habe auf jedenfall was gelernt.

[TheTommyVideos]

8mb of ram required xD

[michaelboett173]

@TheTommyVideos if you install with 8MB, then delete everything that windows don't realy need to run it can run also with just 4mb ;)

[TheloniousKeys781]

Steve Jobs had nothing on this shit.

[dar482]

Al Bundy invented this.

[csegura26]

@dar482 hahahaha ahahahaha ,,,,,

[RicardoCTeles]

Baixaki dominando

[RicardoCTeles]

Wheres the 1080p button?

[jimmyjim1324]

Her eyebrows don't stay still

[vit4um25]

Why she looks like a whore?

[alumaiaukini]

poor girl!!!

[angryDAnerd]

er, my keys all got stuck somehow :3

[caruccio]

Wow! Now I understand how to use those damn icons!!

[jderome1]

Would have loved if they deleted System 32. I don't think Greta would've found this very cute :D

[ilcesCaste]

Nice :D

[gameaover888]

theres something wrong with her eyebrows.

[Langor]

@gameaover888 i say shes a robot

[grantlm]

introduction to windows mo like seduction to windows amirite?

[3zRides]

She's not making me floppy.

[gck86]

this is how i started to love porn when i was a kid in back those days.

[KyzakyJenkins]

1 million its a geek controling the mouse!

[y0urbr3akfast]

BACK TO KITCHEN, $@%&#

[DSDMovies]

I applaud them hiring someone with motor issues to present this.

[xBATTLESHIPx]

@DSDMovies she looks like she's convulsing on ecstasy sometimes

[SQAProd]

90s... Good Times

[schrimsli]

Klick 7 fast and often. NOW !!!

You listen to her making duck sounds.

[flatmarty]

GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS GRAPHICS TITS BLUESCREEN

[LorenAlbrecht]

wow haha



[Cholostase]

To make nerds happier^^

[theMAXX81]

Windows got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[jcamposgomes]

Deixe sexy Greta ensinar-lhe o 'como fazer' do Windows 95. Ela lhe dará tudo o que você precisa fazer o seu Windows '95 ronronar programas. Greta irá compartilhar todos os seus segredos sexy com você. Tirar proveito de muitos atalhos, configurações e truques Greta tem para oferecer. "

[ChrisBenoit4evar]

i would so stick my hardrive into her motherboard

[MicheleWardark]

We want Greta open source! XD

[XillegaltoastX]

Brb switching back to windows 95

[wow1022]

and thus internet porn was born

[poobrainsify]

taskbar? too complicated i'll stick with 3.1

[sharpezor]

dat modest 90s bikini bottom bloomers

[jestrrr101]

damnit I only have 7MB of RAM!!!

[pkidro]

I was hoping she would turn around for a second, but was dissapointed, and i watched the whole video

[7graywolf7]

I think I just developed a new fetish; sexy-bikini-babes-talking-abou­t-windowsphilia <3

[MetaTekReviews]

My father told me he remembers seeing this.

[RealPauper]

Windows 95 ??? I saw no Windows 95 ;-/ he he

[KevInChester0]

Think it would have been less demeaning if she had just sold tricks on the corner.

[angiina]

i think she has no idea what the hell is she saying, like about the megabytes and stuff

[kinmanyuen]

that CAME with the softwarepack....

[voltron821]

all teachers should look like this.

[zneonglowz]

..this video is older then me...

[keg10609]

but waht if you're a straight woman or a gay man? why can't we have sexy men?

[TheWeepingCorpse]

I ejected my floppy

[MaximumRD]

This is how all lessons should be taught!

[MaximumRD]

Er....what did she say?

[coshkun]

Nice voice @.@

[razarsenal180]

Thanks Phraekindee, now I have this on my internet memory.

[razarsenal180]

@razarsenal180 I meant Phreakindee. Whoops.

[phreakindee]

@razarsenal180 You are most welcome, I hope your floppy drive is now a hard drive ;)

[yurikomuro]

I fapped to this.

[gufcampos]

requisitos minimos, 8MB de Ram, 56MB de HD

será que alguém conseguia prestar atenção no monitor na epoca...kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[mbatera21]

axo que a galera não entendeu, no caso de deletar arquivos, foi para mostra que se algum arquivo importante for deletado, pode ser recuperado.... isso em 95 era o mundo... pq até então era fodis. eu tive a oportunidade de usar esse maravilhoso filha da tartaruga , foi meu 1° computer e tinha 32 de mb processador k62 II 300 hd de 1 gb.e ainda assim era maravilhoso, é bom e ruin, bonito e feio, doce e salgado! lembro que na epoca era mt usado o ICQ e o som das msg viam em soms separados . O o u

[marcusxini]

bisarresimo..estava na globo.com

[icehalls]

Please Megan Fox for Windows  8 !!! o.O

[NinjaYoyos]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[vasco123s]

metolhearola

[fielderxei]

How bizarre!

[fjfds]

Dumb blondie, deleting files from the Windows folder.

[mecetnoca]

It was the best 8 minutes wasted in weeks.

[antigen26]

bad acting.

[ludtke337]

Lol this vid begs for raunchy comments

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

@ludtke337 Now thats some 'plug and play' right there. ;)

[ludtke337]

what happens if you get a Virus?

[ludtke337]

is this a Hands On tutorial??

[robertegnacheski]

wow! Apple / Mac doesnt need hot bodies to get you to notice the OS. : )

[tang347]

giggity

[cro508]

pretty sure this video is more then 50Mb big lol

[RobbTime]

95' 8mb of RAM and 50 mb of free disk space

windows 7 atleast 2 gigs of ram to run it.

hahaha

[SurvivingEarly]

She can install my hard drive anyday of the week.

[hiitsLibbyRAWR]

I cant even watch this to make fun of it because her eyebrows are driving me f*cking INSANE. wtf?!

[hiitsLibbyRAWR]

what is going on with her eyebrows???

[voltron821]

@hiitsLibbyRAWR lol i just noticed that they are moving up and down a lot.

[ninjagod1337]

"So sit back with your computer, relax, and I'll try to make it as pleasurable for you as I can." HAH!

[Gamelore]

ALT + TAB is a sexy little trick. That's why it's not in Linux.

[JpFoGaTo]

8mb of ram? 56mb HD? LOL I can run this on my toothbrush now...

[billyyfire]

@JpFoGaTo lmaorofl

[Turban84]

@JpFoGaTo Just shows how we have come from that time. Heck, it was only about 15 years ago.

[l989d]

I got a software package I think you'd like greta.

[joe59788]

Greta where were you for my childhood I needed these "sexy little tricks" to navigate my 95.

[amazing0187]

HELL YEAH HOT BLONDE 90's CHICK

[BishopHatto]

I'll only write this in binary code;

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[bassrawkers]

I'd love to see her in some mom jeans.

[theverybestism]

Sounds like she turned your 3.5-inch floppy into a 5.25

[frostedheart63]

7:14 Wow, whoever told her that moving her eyebrows while speaking to emphasize her point should be shot...

[dustbunster95]

2:59 yes they are...

[frostedheart63]

@dustbunster95 And...the icons are too!  ;)

[Greeeetings]

Man If I where a kid I would fuck windows lessons and jerk of to this babe...man fuck computers.... :)) \m/

[KnucklesARouge]

@renato2kfilms Uhh, no, because Linux has a sweaty man dressed up in a thick penguin suit.

[matdoomn]

'Uh?

[max9832]

THAT'S BULLSHIT!

I've used Windows 95 for the past 3 years and there was no hot girl to teach me how to use it!

[dustbunster95]

@max9832 Man, you're even more behind in the computer world than I am, lol!

[trickyricketts]

well, this is so unrealistic, women dont know anything about technology outside the kitchen. to make toast, push down lever. aint so hard.

[earlmccormick88]

@trickyricketts They belong in the kitchen and should stay in there. Every time I go to Best Buy, or Gamestop, those chicks don't know anything.

[joshamu]

I think she needs to move her eyebrows more

[Nmisling]

The 80's were hilariously awful and now I'm starting to realize the 90's were pretty much the same shit in a different suit.

Also Greta Van Susteren as taken the sexy out of Greta permanently.

[EmperorFishFinger]

"exciting addition"

Oh yeah.

[Martian74]

"You need at least a 486 processor with 8 megabytes of ram and a hard drive with about 50 megabytes of free disk space", who can afford such a beast of a computer to run this Windows 95 software? They say that it is 32 bit software but that is ridiculous as I can't see any need to go over 16 bit software, DOS does everything that I need. I'll leave this Windows fad for the computer geeks in bikinis.

[RkivUnderground]

DON'T BE SEDUCED BY THE WOMAN! She'll trick you into deleting your entire Windows folder! Just look at 4:56 - 5:22! ("Anyone can do that!")

[guitarsecretary]

Oh my god. That's it. Shut down youtube; we've found the greatest video which will ever exist.

[bertthecoolest]

can i get a porn star to teach me linux

[pedrod9basket]

am I the only one for the hot chick??

[nascar51523fan]

women are only good for 3 things... cooking, cleaning, and vaginas. lol

[exodia007]

@5:07 her Jersey comes out.

[tehpwn3dlife]

this is a gay-test

[Wolverazio]

This idea is genius.

[fishystickles]

That underbite is severely unattractive :-\

[mudi1986]

i am sure she don't know what she is talking about, just reading the script!

[cidneyd]

Wasn't that cute...

[ckole11]

This is the best thing Ive ever seen

[sniggles05]

Her Tits are to small...

[Spring2784]

@sniggles05 TOO* learn how to spell

[kinglmssj]

@Spring2784 is there a sexy video for that ?

[Grzeliq]

@sniggles05

TOO small

[cloveland56]

you can tell she knows nothing about computers

[CCCommissions]

Damn, who wants to play some Sega Genesis? This music rocks!

[pantadon]

50 MEGABYTES OF SPACE ON MY HARDDRIVE???, I don't have that kind of space!!!

[nokoDesu]

iCame

[Jkchunt]

I'd love to move around on her desktop...

[brownbunny1000]

Damn this video is complicated

[brownbunny1000]

Best. Song. Ever.

[l33tpete]

I wanna interface with her database in cyberspace.