Meet the Sniper

[loweydude220]

0:30 How most people play TF2

[AlterBridgeJericho]

we need a team fortress 2 TV show :P

[jackthwolf100]

demo-man at 0:30 always cracks me up XD

[SonicThePizza]

have a nice cup of pee

[YXYDanteYXY]

HOLD ON. Meet the sniper was made before the flare gun..?

[irg1231491]

@YXYDanteYXY Yeah, if I remember correctly it was part of the pyro update, it was the first look we got at it.

[robly17]

Sniper:...and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Me:*looks at title* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU

[gantok2]

The demoman scene is so fucking funny

[SurprisinglyStraight]

just realized that as he drinks his coffee in 0:55 the jars gradually fill up...

[gantok2]

@SurprisinglyStraight Yeah thats Called Jarate or otherwise known as pee

[Snowgerable]

@gantok2 Piss.

[djgeeza]

41 people are the victims of a well played sniper in TF2

[WoAProximity]

Keep in mind.

Wait for when the still screen switches.

Notice how he drinks coffee, and then fills up jarate bottles.

Jarate=Piss. for those of you who were curious.

[loweydude220]

Sniper: Australian

Medic: German

Heavy: Russian

Demoman: Scottish

Spy: French

Scout/Soldier/Engineer: American/English

Pyro: Who knows?

[lassefan]

@loweydude220 scout is italian-american isnt he?

[SrWichoGM]

@lassefan Scout's from Boston according to TF2Wiki

[mangastar666]

@loweydude220 Scout, Soldier and Engineer are all from America: Engineer is from Texas, Scout is from Boston and Soldier? From America, generally. Have no idea what's his country of origin =/

[MrBlackhawking]

@loweydude220 a women 

[thejohnnycage]

@loweydude220 pyro: foreign

[desmondli007]

Why his accent is so different from the game??

[player007jb]

HEADSHOT!

[JanembaDude72]

0:30

DEMOMAN GOTZ OWNED

[LtCrunch42]

Team Fotress 2 logic: 1 cup of coffe can equal 4 jars of urine...

[ghostingCREATOR]

boom headshot WTF

[savt16]

Pause at 0;11, and thumbs up if you see "Copyright LOLOLOL" :D

[TheJustUsLague]

sniper:have a plan to kill everyone you meet

we never meet the pyro

[theoxtheory]

@TheJustUsLague Valve's still devising a plan to stop him.

[Battlepro1247]

thumbs up for australian shut up haters

[JanembaDude72]

4 bottles of piss.

[TCCflow]

I like the part where he shot the guy in the head.

[Sanghelios5]

I used to be a sniper, then i took a dishonourable discharge to my career after being shot in the knee.

huh?

[mastercheif1031]

@Sanghelios5 I saw what u did there...FUS ROH DA!!!!

[Celticgammer]

Look at me, i'm the sniper! I'm polite, i'm efficient, and I THROW MY PISS AT PEOPLE

[armageddin112]

thumbs up if you saw the copyright LOLOLOL.

[irvykinneas]

he looks so classy

[irvykinneas]

that demo was funny

[SuperSpongebobRulz]

@VAlve I could be a GOOD sniper if I could find a good sniping position

[hunterlumrocks]

thumbs up for most played character. strange machina FTW

[ChristoExecutor]

anyone notice the jarate jars filling when he camps?

[blacklantern711]

because of 1:19 i need a new screen

[purrifier]

he has problems with phones 0:45

[SeikenLegend]

I love how he kept filling Jarates.

[kohlensucher1]

Boom headshot

[Hbakid]

Boom Rage quit

griefing a good job mate

unchallenging work indoors

I gaurentee you might go happy as long as theres still 2 people on the server someone's gonna want someone dead

Dad I'm not a business man I'm griefing. the difference being one actually gets money the other is a twelve year old

I'll be honest I still with my parents *shows a clip of the griefer struggling to climb downstairs*

I think he just rage quit, yes, yes he did.

[clockwise3559]

Australians drive on the right side of the car btw

[LordBlockV]

@clockwise3559 You mean, Ausssies drive on the left side of the road, and the steering wheel is in the right side of the car.

[MegaTheTruth777]

@clockwise3559 Yep we sure do. i'm aussie btw.

[clockwise3559]

@MegaTheTruth777 sames

[thelinuxman94]

Notice that the standards are all achievements.

[2ilsenzacuore9]

Be polite. Throw piss at people

[killer11114444]

so thats how blue demo man lost his eye

[XhunterDragon96]

ok if there is a pee jar then where is the...jar NUMBER 2 ?

[kewbewm]

I dont care to post something here I just want to brag dat I got a signature from him! One of my favorite classes, too! :3

[Epicvideos333]

Follow these steps.

1: press 2, wait for him to say this "Ill garentie he wont get angry"

2: Press 3

3: Enjoy.

[paintballslime]

@Epicvideos333 he dosent say ill garante he wont get angry he sais

"ill guarentee you wont get ungry"

whitch in australia is how people prenounce hungry

[Epicvideos333]

@paintballslime Oh, well....my mistake :P

[Splaaaaty]

1:18 to get owned by sniper

[Boomstick898]

No! NOT THE OTHER EYE!

[PenguinCOD]

Like if you think sniper is britsh because he sounds like it

[MultiMandarijn]

@PenguinCOD Hell no... Obvs aussie

[DoctorReflux]

@PenguinCOD Sniper is austrailian. It says it in the description.

[Btushinsky83]

Magnum Force anybody? more like Sniper Force

[john305305]

So I seen meet the: Medic, Heavy, Spy, Scout, Engineer, Solider, Pyro, Demoman and Sniper. Am I missing one?

[TheAquaCrack]

@john305305 Yes, meet the Sandwich.

[VideoGamerPianist]

@john305305 Er, there is no pyro. Not an official one yet, at least.

[RumblezMan]

@john305305 Sandvich

[RumblezMan]

"Be polite. Be efficient. And have a plan to kill everyone you meet." So... I think pyro has to wait to be killed.

[g70460us]

i lole at the yellow sig at the VERY beggining

[darththork99]

Sniper: Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

*Looks at title.*

Me: Oh Shit!

[kalnthehegie]

boom,headshot. dad dad put mom on the phone like if these were ur fave part

[ANYMAN22]

0:56-0:1.02 An avrage day of a camper

[ANYMAN22]

@ANYMAN22 I mean 0:56-1.02 and average

[Khemrikhara]

I do hope he's supposed to sound like a Brit who's been living in Australia briefly, because that is NOT an Aussie accent. =P

[TheBobblefighter]

@Khemrikhara Well, it has been said that the whole thing is supposed to take place in the view of a 1960's America. Thus, no non-American is going to sound right. Not to mention the voice actor is an American. His accent resembles something like a rough London accent, obviously not Australian. I think everyone realises that. I hope.

[dustnut1]

@TheBobblefighter yes! someone else who hears the english accent!

[whyyoustaring]

>Sticking your gun barrel outside of a window

>Professional assassin

Pick one.

[ACX352395]

anyone know the name of song?

[symonsolar]

@ACX352395

Ladies night - Mustafa Akbar

[ColaKnight]

@ACX352395 a Valve modified version of the music "Magnum Force" i guess

[SSVAV]

They're going to have to create bullet spinning competitions. The sniper would win.

[ibpwngckc]

Wow, he is one of very few people who know how to use a turn signal. Even though he can't stay on his side of the road.

[FreakyJake85]

1:01 the irony lololol the sniper gets his revenge and backstabs the spy

[ucax1234]

anyone saw the "copyright lololol" at the moment 0:11 ?

[superlupasarous]

@ucax1234 good spot!?!

[CrimpyCracker]

sometimes I think valve hates the blue team more then the number 3.

[MegaIhateit]

@CrimpyCracker This is why I play red...

[themarcus321]

@CrimpyCracker next to the Pyro

[VorconOSX]

@CrimpyCracker As do I.

[finalfantasy50]

@CrimpyCracker or the color blu instead xD

[NMCLPokemon725]

thanks to the "meet the" tile and "have at plan to kill everyone you meet" i now need to think of a plan to kill the sniper .... and everyone else i know 

[Fiery64]

His dad is Saxton Hale because they're both Australian.

[nielsisback]

41 people are Crazed gunman

[Ratciclefan]

@nielsisback *Crazed Gunmen

[nielsisback]

@Ratciclefan ye

[Pokeolin132]

1.Start the video

2.Turn on captions

3.Transcribe Audio

4.Go to 00:45

5....

6. PROFIT!

[awesomegirl3223]

i think one of his mates saw me ........yes yes he did

[elgounderground]

Anyone notice that the street sign at 00:03 is a guy getting shot in the head?

[NerfMaster000]

FOAD on the billboard at the start, F.O.A.D( Fuck Off And Die )

[not4bum]

So that's where jarate comes from.

[cafmi5178]

WHAT THE HECK 0:30 demoman got his eye hit by the bottle stuck Hahaha

[Shadow91786]

at 0:30 , demoman looses his other eye! LOL

[MrDjaype]

Valve, Y U NO MAKE BACKSTABBABLE KUKRI

[theguywhoannoysme]

I feel sorry for that Demo, that looked like it fuckin' hurt.

[shotshark22]

Why does he only have a glove on one hand?

[TheLyokoWarriors]

@shotshark22 Because it looks badass that way.

[killa13675]

fuck u simplyminecrafterz go 2 hell

[pivotPG]

Mate!

[Remerai]

Be polite, be efficient, throw piss at people.

[TheBastorus]

I like how when he stabs the spy with the kukri it makes a gunshot

[3DarkLord]

"Dad, I'll be honest with you. Ones a job, and the others mental sickness!" LOL!!!111

[flyingdog670]

Like if you knew the jar of yellow liquid was actually his piss.

[3DarkLord]

@flyingdog670 That's why it does mini-crits to enemies.

[friiksquirrel]

@flyingdog670 Thank you Captain Obvious...

[Splaaaaty]

@flyingdog670 but wheres his shit?

[harryo94]

@flyingdog670 No shit, man. (see what I did there)

[TheCrazer666]

@flyingdog670 gtfo

[Flucksor]

@flyingdog670 no shit

[Cooljay1991]

@flyingdog670 Look it's a bird it's a plane. No it's Captainnnnn Obviouahaaaaaass

[lekft]

Featured Video: Final Combat

i swear i will lead a riot to their offices and take down this plagerized game

[ianthebrown]

aimbot right there XD LOL!!!!

[Rexxyn]

0:10 right next to Team Fortress 2 COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL

never noticed that... wow easter must be the favorite part of the year for valve

[SuperFetaCheese]

0:28 not sure if pee bottles, or jars of jarate...

[TheMLVideos]

@SuperFetaCheese you DO that jarate is pee, right?

[RandomZace]

@SuperFetaCheese Jarate is jars of piss -__-

[SuperFetaCheese]

@RandomZace D: I had no idea. Why would anyone do that!?

[AdorablyTough]

@SuperFetaCheese They would use it as a weapon later on. I freakin hate those getting on me DX

[Mario4812]

I love how nobody in the Meet The videos ever comes in contact with their counterpart.

[shotshark22]

@Mario4812 meet the spy...

[Mario4812]

@shotshark22 That's just it, RED spy was disguised and BLU Spy was killed before he uncloaked. It's like they can't exist at the same time in these videos.

[TheLyokoWarriors]

@Mario4812 Well, Spy technically did but he was disguised as Scout at the time.

[Mario4812]

@TheLyokoWarriors Yeah, it's really more that they're never onscreen at the same time.

[Purpleskyam]

at 0:02 if you look at the sign it is the headshot sign in the game

[SuperGameFreak561]

I GOT Tf2!

[TheCol111]

How does he poo?

[hichamtoons]

this is so realistic 0:51

[FrYLocK41]

@hichamtoons liquid does not transform into solid inside your body

[TheGamesFoe]

he named him self a assassin right? and had a tfc civillain bobble head right? if you ever played tfc you know what that means

[SimplyMinecrafterz]

Boom. I'm banned.

Trolling's a fine job mate.

It's challenging work, indoors.

I guarantee you wont go hungry.

As long as there is still 2 people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone mad.

Dad i'm not a hacker i'm a troller. What would the difference be one's a hobby and one's a 12 year old being annoying!

I'll be honest. My parents, do not care for me.

I think his mate banned me. Yes, Yes he did.

Trolls have standards. Be annoying, be efficient, and have a plan to Annoy the internet.

[Seedotguy]

@SimplyMinecrafterz Trolling is a hobby?

[bioshock0junki]

@SimplyMinecrafterz good... but not as good as the engi one :/

[Megaproductions302]

@SimplyMinecrafterz lol

[SNIP3RXxKILL]

@SimplyMinecrafterz ive got blocked by 2 people

[enteen1]

@SimplyMinecrafterz Best....Speech....EVER!!!!!

[YourbuddyFhfghtu]

@SimplyMinecrafterz This, this is grade-A internet

[symonsolar]

@SimplyMinecrafterz

WhoOoooA. Piss your pants funny really. Cant wait Baby bobwhite qails, muskovy duckies, more pheasants( this time from hatchling ,more handling, better birds not scared of man)Draft horses are so powerful pretty. farm and land like strong man and fertile wife. MMMMMMM. I remember the farm where we bought the geese last time? THe woman there very much resembled you. nice privacy that family homested. dont you find it interesting what different farmers do with their places?

[ramnauthful]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Muddman4]

@SimplyMinecrafter Copy.Paste

Being unoriginal's a fine job mate

It's unchallenging work, indoors

I guarentee you won't go without top comment

As long as there is still 2 people left on the planet, someone's gonna copy someone else

Dad Im not a thief Im unoriginal, the difference being one actually gains material things and the others a 12 year old seeking attention

I'll be honest.My parents don't care for me

I think his mate just thumbs down my comment,yes,yes he did

[SimplyMinecrafterz]

@Muddman4 Hello, Fail Troll #99999. Just kidding, I know what you mean, but I did make it myself.

[Sypiie]

@Muddman4 Haha, you're a legend!

[nachoson1]

@Sypiie No its Not

[Sypiie]

@nachoson1 what?

[Strixlord]

@Muddman4 You have forever gained my respect.

[masterofre51v2]

@Muddman4 meh i think u copied and pasted that but if u didnt then well done that was creative xD

[Animeflagger143]

@Muddman4 Feelings you know who has alot of feelings blokes who copy and paste other peoples comments. Commenters have standards. Be polite, Be humorous and have plan to be original on every video you see

[chromzepher]

@Muddman4 Copy.Paste

Being unoriginal's a fine job mate

It's unchallenging work, indoors

I guarentee you won't go without top comment

As long as there is still 2 people left on the planet, someone's gonna copy someone else

Dad Im not a thief Im unoriginal, the difference being one actually gains material things and the others a 12 year old seeking attention

I'll be honest.My parents don't care for me

I think his mate just thumbs down my comment,yes,yes he did

[LOBSTERPwn]

I just noticed that the Pyro he shoots has a flare gun.

[ninjaco99]

My dad's job in a nutshell :L

[ZFaGZ]

1:01 i think i now know what jarate is D:

[kidfreashxful]

he can make documentaries

[PSISpecter]

Strange, my comment about this voice actor has over 100 thumbs up, and yet it's not in the top comments. No, instead, there's a comment with 83 thumbs up, and another with 8 thumbs up.

Youtube screwed up.

[KingDiamondHead]

@PSISpecter

The top comments don't stay there forever. If they did the first person to ever get a lot of thumbs up would be at the top permanently. Stop whining over meaningless shit, you baby.

[PSISpecter]

@KingDiamondHead Whining? What'cha mean? Looks like I got a hater here. This oughta be fun.

I really don't care about such things all too much, but I thought it'd be interesting to point it out, as your classification of how top comments work is incorrect. I've seen top comments stay up for over 3 years with over 250 thumbs up, and mine's only a week old with a little over 100.

Thus it seems more like a bug rather than something to give attention to others.

That help ya understand my point?

[KingDiamondHead]

@PSISpecter

It depends on traffic of the video and the frequency at which comments are posted. It isn't a bug at all. Top comments on a video like this don't stay on top for very long.

Deal with it

[127sexyboy]

Anyone notice how at 0:11 it says "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL"?

[rugimes1]

@127sexyboy it says every time

[link4585]

do you think the teams have fun with each other while no one is playing?

[RadzioTheGreat]

Sniper drives a "Camper"... Accident?

[UnaMenteEstresada]

This character is a reference of Allan Quatermain , im pretty sure.

[Sporeriffic]

@qwertysam36 well at least it's efficient and it's killing people

[RECKOGNING1]

thumbs up if u play sniper always online

[jabbernaut52733]

Hmm...... I wonder if Bungie stole Emile's Kukri from this guy?

[SuperMightypirate]

@jabbernaut52733 I wonder if Valve stole the Snipers Kukri from the british Gurkha's who have traditionally been using this blade since their inception?? Dumbass...