Jason Green I Touch Myself

[superfob54]

What was so funny about the "especially with that top" comment?

[kerendoesmakeup]

omgg i love him haha

[choklitkisses9]

And now, the gayest and most hilarious person on American Idol Prize goes to.... *drumroll* Jason Green!

[choklitkisses9]

gays are hilarious

[thelsutigers78]

this stupid fruit works for dairy queen....... figures.

[NostalgicnoZeleno]

+applause+

This is funny!

Gays are funnier then I thought!

[allysheeba]

lets all give a round of applause to justin bieber... weve actually found someone even more gay than him

[allysheeba]

one word... gay

[ItBrandonSilver]

one word... dumbass.

[JayneChongYiFei]

My school teacher ( man) who taught me on 2009 has the total same voice and he told my friend (girl) not to use the fan ( can open and close) but he use it every day and he got his fringe permed, walk like those girls in the cat walk and act the same way as jason green!

[JayneChongYiFei]

All the voices of gays, are like the same. I mean not 'gay' i meant like man who act/ like to be girls

[thepuppyandpanda]

He is by far the creepiest and funniest guy in the world

[coolme94]

creepy

[elteabrian]

His voice is sooo passive, I almost passed out asleep.

[owned242]

go to 1:30 and appreciate Katy's cuteness

[UnicornGlamGlitter]

I dont know why but every time he looks at the camera i feel like he's watching me so i cover my face i feel like im being raped e_e bye his eyessss >_>

[BLcookiesgirlheey08]

Everytime I watch this im really scared..Lmao

[PeerLessGirl]

lol this makes me laugh soo much

[lennydicko]

LOL What the fuck is this twat doing hes makeing me cringe ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[MelonBreadHead]

1:14 He looks like Pippin!

[MelonBreadHead]

He's trying to prove he's not gay by flirting with Katy. Good show, ol' boy.

He reminds me of Harley from Pokemon.

[aznlove15]

@MelonBreadHead he so does o.o now that you think of it

[cealchyth]

If Jason Green were a girl, he'd be the prettiest, sexiest fucking woman alive.

[hellomysillylife]

i don't like his smile ! don't know why!!

[19lionkingfan]

im glad im not one of the judges, i would feel very uncomfortable.

[apf2001]

we didnt see him this year.

[apf2001]

this guy is a weirdo

[apf2001]

i would NOT want a roommate like that.........

[nottellinu100]

hed make a great shopping advisor for me :)

[azzkiller22]

haha the first time I saw this I only stared at Katy's boobs

[emilee494]

I believe in magic.

[anonymous7180]

i love randy's laugh

[HallaHallaFreak1]

he is officially gay... :P

[colitaspa369]

Katy Perry is so f-ing HOT!!! i think ima touch myself right now

[colitaspa369]

Katy Perry is so f-ing HOT!!!

[2129261184]

Another Chris Crocker 

[Getbroad]

i think he has man boobs

[55slice]

What a dick-bump.

[EvilAlligator]

I only watched this because of Katy Perry's boobs

[Superflykid2008]

he made Katy sweaty!!! Keep doing it. Maybe her shirt will get all wet...

[Superflykid2008]

I really hate Simon Cowel right now. Get away from Katy Perry

[abstraktisable]

répugnant



[jenshu7]

Don't hate just cuz you can't get these!

[cocoabunzrok110]

i no hes gay and he kept on hitting on simon (HAHA) but he did really good

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

Look up psycho in the dictionary. You'll see his mugshot next to it.

[AdrianaForeverrr]

he's gay

[vaishalatube]

@AdrianaForeverrr how long did it take you to figure that out cause at first sight it was so obvious



[AdrianaForeverrr]

@vaishalatube not long.

[vaishalatube]

@AdrianaForeverrr just saying if people have a brain they dont need you to point that out

[AdrianaForeverrr]

@vaishalatube but some people don't even have brains, just half.

[yuppieguppy14]

ROFL!! @ 2:54 XD

[azzkiller22]

@yuppieguppy14 hahahahaha 

[BrainGuy45]

Notice how long Seacrest stared at his number, he memorized it then TRIED to play it off. lol

[gothicmess97]

If he didnt act like that, he probably would be somewhat attractive....

[eerie1214]

He reminds me of that guy/girl who auditioned once

[Jordie0220]

DIVA lmao

[Jordie0220]

i can watch this over and over again

[Kikyogirl]

Why is Katy there? She can't sing for shiyat lol

[roockowacko]

he looks like a gay retarded version of jerry seinfeld.

[julian11gab]

he is unforgettable

[sweetiegrl41]

I believe in magic too (NOT)

[urabumboi123]

$5 that seacrest called him

[spatchanator]

Holy fuck I went to school with this kid in the 5th grade... I knew something was wrong when he kept grabbing my ass during dodge ball.

[superfuckayou]

@spatchanator dead set?

[MelAndLayna9998]

@spatchanator R U serious??

[spatchanator]

@MelAndLayna9998 actually yeah... he went to Our Lady Of Miraculous Medal in Montebello, California. He was even gayer and creepier when we were younger :O

[MelAndLayna9998]

@spatchanator I feel so Bad for u :"(

[MelAndLayna9998]

@spatchanator I don't think you can get any gayer than this

[CryLoveDance]

@spatchanator I like to grab your ass when you thrust me hard ;]



[spatchanator]

@CryLoveDance i love to grab your hip bones while i insert my cock into your pussy in and out slowly and hard as fuck you sexy amazonian woman... fuhhh 8====D~~~~~~

[CryLoveDance]

@spatchanator Mmmmm why dont you just come to my house and make me sore as fuck with your big cock<333

[spatchanator]

@CryLoveDance i will grab you up against the wall rip your chonies off and shove it in from the back thrusting you grabbing your head by ur hair and as i fuck you doggy style i whisper "you want this dick you dirty fucking slut?"... then we go eat spamusabi :3

[CryLoveDance]

@spatchanator omg.. mental image and i loved it <33

[RetroPotter]

lol katy is adorable.

[4CoOkiEmOnStEr4]

i think the jugs r like what the hell is going on

[funnymonkey2054]

this is creepy

[SophPierceLasc]

you should believe in magic

[MattSvH]

LMAF at the end WTF!!!!

[silatguru]

jesus cheist

[DJSaintBrendan]

He had to have known that he had no chance of going to Hollywood ....

[elsnappypickle]

hahaha this is one of my fave auditions! so funny and quirky!

[mannysag1290]

he's pretty lol

[nottellinu100]

and i believe in magic.....WEL THAT AINT GANA HELP U LOOKS LIKE MICKY IS A HOMOPHOBIC TOO

[BoiledFingers]

GAY SENSEI

[lennydicko]

well fucking A this prize twat thought he was on american next top model

[JovyDotCom]

AHEEHEEHEEEHEEE -u-

[RS4n1tr0]

My name is Jason Green, I am 21 years old and I am a (gay) student.

[music1guru]

I cant stop watching it. I'm lmao lol

[XCutePupa]

Even the music indicate that he's scary XD

[KaskadaXxXXx]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE END !

[TheDb181]

You sir..are a homosexual...

[IbraheemalZawahiri]

wow, he thinks he's soooo sexy; yeah right, his zits make him REALLY attractive; NOT!

[JayneChongYiFei]

Gay!!!

[cubehead978]

That is a little "queer"... :3

[xxRandomAznxx]

lol oh my goodness

[Flaviorodrigoboy]

Bixamá

[XXXMUXICISLIFEXXX]

I love him for insulting katy perry <3

[clevercloggsboy]

He was funny as anything. I watch it all the time.

[Bobthebuildermustdie]

@hieijaganshiroxursox Wheres his facebook page? i wanna see it

[potatowatermelon]

He can't even get the WORDS right! What a freak. XD

[KH4RDSK]

I THINK HE HAS A CRUSH ON SIMON O_O

[ThePYT1991]

@KH4RDSK ya think?!

[KH4RDSK]

I THINK HE HAS A CRUSH ON SIMON

[RunAwayCuzzy]

whenever i watch this i get the shivers for some odd reason :{

[kkkKaseyyy20]

Katy Perry was insulted....this freak talked to her...and yea...this is weird and gay.

[TravieDarkie]

he cant talk to katy perry like that!!

[Gudulpif]

THAT'S CREEPY GODDAMN IT!!!!!!

[peach22coco]

i'm a lil bit scared.

[xXForeverFourteenXx]

He's an actor. But at least he is funny.

[archiebunkerfan]

so many weirdos in this stupid fucking world ! that woman beside Randy thinks she is funny...she is not, more fucking stupid``o`` than funny !!!! Total respect for Randy and Simon though !

[marinedoc92]

Hell, with some make-up and a a drink.... i'd fuck that face....

[crystalroy]

i actually liked it it sounded really good

[rujakcingur]

funniest gay!!

[lnaurisl]

google jason greene.. he is an actor... lol

[bacamd]

You can't get these!

[xXForeverFourteenXx]

i love him!!!!!!!!

[singingzebra]

katys face at 2:25 :D 

[tahj677]

He believes in magic but it sure didn't get him to Hollywood!

[a96489]

this guy he dont understand he dont got it to austin power

[hat491]

hahaahahahahahahaaa

[crystalroy]

he was pretty good lol i bet katy had her panties wet at the end XD

[MikkiLuvsMusic]

This guy scared me O.O

[lk0micho]

katy perry is so haaaaaaaaaaaaaawt

[ElectroPeanut]

He's smooth ahhahahaha

[halez17rokondudes]

what tha gay dude alert

[simonthechipmunk00]

hes a creepy hippy........he creeps me out...

[MzDutCHEss1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOL I TOTALLY PISSSED MYSELF WATCHING THIS!!!!!!!! i cannot wait to see him next year with ELLEN!!1 ROFL

[crystalroy]

@MzDutCHEss1 ellen is gonna be on next year

[ArtisticStyles]

lol ryan at the end

[kenn3dy1]

what the hell magic gots to do with anything

[kenn3dy1]

ewwww

[Yadaniichan1991]

lol pretty gay =D

[hypnotize221]

this guys so good at acting like a girl i might actually fuck him

[babeeequeens]

"i'm sure it does.. especially with that top"

hahaha hilarious 

[Naama178]

eww he actually almost made me throw up! haha i'm not kidding!

[PYSTAZandEmilyShow]

rofl! I love that song! rofl!! He was funny! smoot, and omg! lol! call my ryan.. anytime lol!

[priszi3]

WEIRD!

[codyzoffa345]

lol this never gets old katy:im sweating :) lol jason: katy you make me feel dirty lolz

[codyzoffa345]

lol this is funny i think that he was talented i mean gay guys and girls are fun there freaking funny so come on dont make fun of them try hanging with them there funny :)

[ElectroPeanut]

LOOOOOLLL 1:50 his pose

[jsc1215]

Some songs were never meant to be covered by men.

[hellafan]

this dude is so great

[bhfudbal]

2:43 , so that's why Simon Cowell isn't coming back next year LOL

[lalasuga]

i feel dirty!

[OMGsexymichael]

LOL!! i love it and when pola did that dog face it was so funny lol

[cowanwise]

jason green likes dick up is ass

[princeebz1]

i hate fags

[Smonjirez]

@princeebz1 RACIST. BURRRRRN! SACRIFICE TO SATAN!!!!

[Beentakenaway123]

his voice wasn't that bad. but of course they only care about the looks in this show.

[airaj09]

@Beentakenaway123 wtf . ? ! well . his voice is just worst . loolz

[whoppers]

"do not hit on my friend!"

[Tannerahaha]

what....the.....fuck

[Gudulpif]

... O_O I feel kinda raped...

[doycohamco]

I wish he got in! lol I'm a fan. :)

[00bleeding]

half man half woman

[edisonsun21c]

son of a biaaach

[ttcp10]

he is gay

you can see on the look of his face in the begining

0:02

[streetsurfer419]

whos the stupid bitch with the red shirt

[cheezluvrs]

@streetsurfer419 thts katy perry if u didnt noe. what r u g@y or sumtin

[streetsurfer419]

@cheezluvrs lol. what if i was? your a judgemental fuck who has no balls and talks shit on his computer all day. you spelled thats wrong, no wrong, and something wrong. btw. and i dont know who that is...i dont watch tv all day and devote my life to ignorant rich fucks who have nothing to do with me.

[cheezluvrs]

@streetsurfer419 well duh i have no balls i am a girl u moron

[streetsurfer419]

@cheezluvrs well....katy perry is stupid.

[cheezluvrs]

@streetsurfer419 ya kinda but she has a good voice

[yourhardcandyz]

@streetsurfer419 your FACE is stupid.

[streetsurfer419]

@yourhardcandyz ohhh...you got me.

[yourhardcandyz]

@streetsurfer419 i couldn't resist.....

[artisticlatino07]

hmph, homophobes..

[mabooable]

hahahahhahah..end was fuNNaaY!! =D

[Elizabeth1497]

Omg! This is horrible! He is transsexual !!!!

[frangkar]

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[lilross76]

i love you jason green, you are legendary!