ZX SPECTRUM URBAN UPSTART PT.4

[EvildeadCellar]

Jesus, won't this game finish?

[SPINNYFUCK]

I know that you're looking forward to the end of this! There is one part to come. What are you gonna do with your nights when the last part is uploaded?

[EvildeadCellar]

I really don't know what I can do with my nights after a walkthrough of Urban Upstart. I may slap myself in the face repeatedly with a wet fish or watch paint dry.

No idea how you know the game so well.

Wear boots, W, S, W, W, W

Examine pipes, Take suit, W, N, Enter, Give papers to officer

Give fiver to officer, Enter, Wear suit, Read book

Insert small key in panel, Take off

[SPINNYFUCK]

I am just about to upload the final part for your pleasure. Enjoy! Lol!

[EvildeadCellar]

Can't wait. Pressing refresh like mad. The end message must be something really special. I can sense it. Maybe some nice graphics of leaving the scummy town. Some 3D effects to dazzle us. Not some small crappy message. NEVER!

[SPINNYFUCK]

I need refreshed after playing this one! You will not believe the ending or maybe you will!

[younewt]

Some milk in a large car park? Milk that gives you the power to open doors? What a strange game!

[SPINNYFUCK]

It comes from the famous John Wayne saying from one of his films - "Get off your horse and drink your milk". Can't remember which film though. Maybe someone else knows!

[EvildeadCellar]

Great John Wayne film. It was called The Duke don't Puke. Classic. He played an Indian invading America and taking their land. His name was "2 Dog's shitting". It was actually filmed in Stockport.

[SPINNYFUCK]

Thanks for the info. Must check that film out - not seen it in ages! So where does Rhubarb and General Custer come into it?

[EvildeadCellar]

They played Dutch Cassidy and the raindance man. They were well known for being a terrible shot with arrows and inspired the Strongbow adverts on TV where the arrows hit the bar.

[SPINNYFUCK]

Your're probably thinking of The Curse of Sherwood on the Spectrum! I remember that film with Robert Newman and Paul Redford where they jump off the side of the building and land in a skip. Then William Tell shoots an arrow at a pineapple!

[EvildeadCellar]

Yes I recall that. Good to see we missed no education. William Tell robbed from the poor to give to the rich. Abit like today's government.

[SPINNYFUCK]

I never bothered with education. I learnt all my stuff from playing Spectrum games. William Hague robbbed from the poor! Can't wait until the Tories get back into power! Fat chance!

[EvildeadCellar]

I can't wait till Hitler gets back in power. He made great war films. "The Bridge over the river Kuwait" was great. Burt lancaster starred as Errol Flynn.

[SPINNYFUCK]

He's still alive in Argentina! Just ask the Boys from Brazil! They were into cloning and UFO's and home-brewing.