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  • THE OVERSDOSEEE! ahaha~~

  • god bless the super hero's! 

  • XD lolz

  • hahaha omg the weed one was hilarious but ii think the sandwich one should have one!!!:D:D

  • don't eat drugs. yeaaaah rock and roll

  • Jimmy Kimmel sucks! no wonder his show got canned quick!

  • @mmiguy2306 It's still on, idiot.

  • Oh my God... that's hilarious!

  • i am fuckin white trash, that hates nigger.... thumbs up if you would give this thumbs down

  • jimmy sucks

  • "You am them?" LOL

  • this is such an awesome video i wonder how come the cops did not arrest them for making false reports like that

  • @john832012

    ... Those are real.

  • The 3rd one is the dumbest. It should be called stoned cop. That idiot calling was a cop. After working as part of the drug task force for years, the idiot stole it from evidence. It's truly scary that somebody could be dumb enough to throw away their career to do something that stupid. Then again anyone who does illegal drugs are idiots.

  • 14 people are idiots!

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  • "okay are you behind them or.."

    'No, I am them"

    she should have added

    "But I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

    LMAO

  • i guess they dont realize that was not a hockey fan but a police officer that confiscated the dope from some punks.... LOL

  • The drunk driver should of won he is unbelievably stupid. Lmao

  • isn't it dumbEST.

    I'm foreign, but I can understand this shit.

  • @Angerfist2 Well it is the "Dumbest" if you are describing HOW, or to what degree, it is dumb, but here it is being used as "Dumb 911 Phone Call", sort of as a singular noun

  • it should be dumbEST 911 call of the decade,also love the stoned cop he's just a light weight..

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  • go redwings 

  • "Okay are you behind them or.."

    "No, I am them" LOL

  • @cherrychic22

    " I WILL STOP DRUNK DRIVING MAN!"

    "NO JOHN YOU ARE THEM"

    AND THEN JOHN WAS THEM.

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  • Let go red wings!

  • HE WON BECAUSE HE WAS AN OFFICER THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKIN FUNNY

  • funny but they shudnt have won

  • @TheOmegaEffect was it fun lol

  • :O drunk driver should of won that

  • I'm related to the mary strey haha Granton Wisconsin Rep it up

  • whatz the name of the hot supergirl in there?

  • oh i thought the person at burger king would have won haha

  • that supergirl was hot

  • it should have been the burger king chick

  • lmao

  • ma'am we aren't going to come to enforce your burger

  • stoned hockey fan was actually a police officer eating pot brownies he made from drugs he stole from a suspect

  • I would care if the Red Wings would lose! Their my hometown hockey team ;)

  • mj overdoes funny as hell lol

  • :) hah,!

  • that supergirl is hot

  • The stoned hockey fan was actually a cop. Haha... I saw that video a while back.

  • i am them

  • The girl with the superman outfit is pretty hot!

  • That was stupid... Including the idiot in the Spiderman suit... It's "Don't do drugs" not don't eat drugs... dumbass...

  • @1DeathEater it was on PURPOSE. it was a JOKE.

  • I am them!! You am them? OMG, can't stop laughing

  • the marijuana call was a cop making it so much worse

  • I am them

  • I love it when people call after they accidentally superglue their fingers to their Angry Rottweiler or Pitbull and expect an EMT to pull them apart.

  • some people are STU-PID lmao

  • LMFAO i love the drunk one

  • that drunk driver is hilarious.

  • It's THINK about it retard. And based on what you said, the first year of the 70's is 1971. What happened to 1970? Is that part of the 60's?

    Think real HARD before you call somebody a retard.

  • to bad your an idiot and don't know what a decade is its to years so 2010 would start a new decade. think about it year 2000,01,02,03,04,05,06,07,08,0­9 theirs 10 years right there dumb ass so start of 2010 is start of new decade

  • lmao and dont eat drugs ahahahaha

  • marijuana isnt a drug its a flower

  • super girl aint half bad

  • She had enough soberness to realize she should be reported to police for driving drunk, but not enough to realize she could've avoided the whole thing by not driving drunk to begin with?

  • Tomorrow I'm going to ask for a Western Burger. LOL!!!

  • the stoned hockey call was really funny they made brownies and he put about a quarter of weed in hte batch lol

  • the drunk 911 call is funny as hell.

  • WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

  • SUPERGIRL IS FUCKING HOT!

  • the girl at 2:09 - 2:10 has a blue tongue?!

  • Ah haha

  • That first girl was blond.

    The second bitch was obviously an immigrant.

    The third dude was a wigger.

    Continue being politically correct, this is what you are contributing to all of you liberal communinist manifesto praising muslim loving pro butt fucking pieces of shit.

  • didn't mccain's brother call 911 to complain about the traffic and end up cussing at 2 911 operators for it? wasn't that in this decade? that's funny

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  • that hockey fan was a cop. so that dude is a double fail.

  • Not to be anal, but technically the decade isn't over yet, since 2010 is the last year of the decade

  • @DonusAmbrose no dumbass 2000 was the first year of this decade. Years start on 0 not 1 asshole. lol

  • @cokeluvr STFU you fucking faggot. years start on 1

  • no 2000 was the millenium year and also the first year of the the decade lol

  • @cokeluvr err no. There is no year 0 A.D. or B.C., you should learn historical dating.

  • @DonusAmbrose err no check Wikipedia - "The 10s decade ran from January 1, 10, to December 31, 19. It was the second decade in the Anno Domini/Common Era, if the nine-year period from 1 AD to 9 AD is considered as a "decade"." The first decade was special!

  • @DonusAmbrose 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 10 years im not dumb
  • the decade is 2001-2010

    when you start counting you dont count 0-9 you start at 1-10

  • @furie1 what?? yeah the year 2000 was not the beginning of the millennium it was 2001? you're an idiot

  • @FotoSpencer Yeah beginning of millennium was 2001, not 2000. Idiot. Historical dating began at Year 1, not Year 0. Year 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, decade 1. Not 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. so 1-1000 first millennium, 1001-2000, second millennium, 2001 is the start of third millennium. Don't be a fucking retard and call other people idiots when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

  • I thought # 2 should of won

  • how the fuck you get an overdose of marijuana dumb cop

  • why is it stoned hockey fan?

    the guy was actually a cop, so it should be stoned cop...

    but I'd give it to number 2

  • @lewghost Because he asked about the hockey game...

  • yeah but the whole point of it being so funny was the fact that this guy is a cop...

    what's funnier, a cop on weed who thinks he's dying

    or a hockey fan, on weed who thinks he'd dying?

    I'd say the former, but if youtube still had the vid up you'd see my point... but they took it down, maybe you can find it somewhere on the interwebs...

  • @lewghost I know, I still thought it was funniest...

  • it was pretty funny

  • hockey fan was actually a police officer too

  • @KollectiveOutburst the lady that called 911 and was stuck inside her car happened right down the street from where i live. i laugh everytime i pass by the walgreens lmao

  • They should have had the 911 call where a woman apparently was stuck inside her car, and she couldn't open the windows or doors. Oh man, the stupidity in some of these calls are beyond hilarious.

    The stoned hockey fan was funny too, I lol'd at the fact that the dispatcher asked him what the score was. xD

  • the worst one was the burger king...i can understand the others cuz they were on something, but common....just for a burger you call the cops?

  • Hahahahaha that was funny... U must be really shitfaced to call urself in

  • oh course it was stoned hockey fan. that story was just stupid when you look into it.

  • that first woman is pathetic, there was another one like this one which was a woman at taco bell, doing the same thing. get a life

  • Oh those crazy Midwesterners have the whole world thinking all Americans are idiots.

  • "No, i am them." AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Would you like a website or a program?

  • the burger king call was also seen on the maury show. it's so pathetic. even worst is the full call when she said the manager wouldn't do anything. oh and to pay insult to injury, she stayed on that spot, probably keeping people waiting for her to move. in the drive-thru btw

  • Flava flav?

  • why is the clapping ppl from the 70's??

  • @peco15 I noticed that lol

  • Yeah... they look like they escaped from the Brady Bunch...

  • iam them pwns

  • geeez, look at the 70's crowd!!!!

  • Don't eat drugs.

  • SNORTING TIME

  • What about the Mcdonalds lady or the girl who was locked in her car???

  • Time is going by really, really, really, really, slow lol

  • they dont have western burgers in burger king

  • not anymore

  • exactly :D

  • isn't it Carl's Jr.? If so, bitch probably had the places confused.

  • I always think that one will be the dumbest ever, but soon I discover that there's always a dumberer one............lol

  • god the audience shots at the end of each one really annoyed the fuck out of me and ruined the whole thing

  • "You am them?"

    Imagine the heart attack an English teacher would have reading that line. hahahaha

  • stoned hockey fan is actually a cop. he got himself busted.

  • LOL @ RED WINGS ONE

  • haha

  • HAHAHHAHHAAH some guy reported himself driving drunk HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA dats just the dumbest thing u can do

  • no iam them....ahahahaahahahaha

  • SuperGirl is fucking hot.

  • "You am them???..."

  • super girl is kindahot

  • @LegendaryMotives KINDA?????

  • I think the DUI one was the funniest XD

  • what?! where's chewbacca?

  • "No, I Am Them" XD fricken great...

  • that stoned hockey fan was a cop

  • Beautiful!

  • ive met that spiderman i have a picture with him :)

  • can someone tell me where i can find the last minute Christmas ideas?

  • google

  • wtf the dui call was the best

    "I am them"

    "You am them?"

    "Yes"

  • that looks like the spiderman rob and big got with the net gun on thier show

  • "are you behind them?"

    "I am them"

    "You am them?"

    "Yes"

    LOLLLL

  • damn that most have been a LOT of space cake.

  • lol don't eat drugs... never heard it that way before

  • Spiderman needs to keep the mask on :D

  • He-he!

  • Stoner Spiderman RAWKS!!!!

  • I really want to try those brownies!

  • they're awesome ^^

  • BOO!!!

    the DUI call was better!!!

  • girl at 2:11 has a blue tongue...wth? did she just eat a fruit rollup?

  • That was nuts. I paused the video so I could do something, saw ur comment looked up and saw the girl with the blue tongue lol.

  • LOL!!

  • LMFAO this is awesome

  • Hollywood Supergirl is kinda cute!

  • Rofl! fucking dude was like "I'd like to report a person drunk driving. Are they behind you, infront? - No, I am them."

  • "I am them."

  • "You am them?"

  • FIR, OHH DAMN!

  • crazy shit

  • Did he say '' Stay in school and don't Eat Drugs'', lol!!!

  • ha sucka

  • =D lmfao!!!

  • lol

  • LMAO

  • HAHA

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