Dude you think thats fucking bad. When i was doing my jog today, one flu on my fucking NECK. yes my FUCKING NECK. i didn't realize, until i fucking grabbed and shat my self, throw it on the floor and crushed it
Look up flying stag beetle videos on here - they are at least twice the size of maybugs, if not bigger - I defy anyone not to get a bit incy when one of those flies past your open window on a hot summer night :O
are you serius? first of all thats a chafer beetle and secon of all, wtf? how can you be that afraid of a harmless beetle that you nearlyTHREW YOUR CAMERA WHEN IN WAS IN A BLODY JAR FOR GOD SAKE? im sorry to say but MAN UP FOR GOD SAKE! THERE ARE BEETLES AND BUGS THAT ARE OVER 16 CENTIMETERS LONG, LET ALONE SOMTHING AS INSIGNIFICANT AS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A 50 P COIN! youl only get laughed at if you post things like this on the internet.
Here in California's central valley, we call those June Bugs. They love light, and are always flying around the porch light when we try to enter our house in the evening. They hang onto the screen door with their barb-spiked legs, and if you hit the screen door, they hiss at you. If they land on your clothes or hair, it isn't easy to get them off. They are ugly as hell, noisy, and fly around our lights like idiots for about 2 or 3 months in the summer.
yeh, tiny? uh no. that is not tiny. actually, one of these things just flew into my head tonight when i was letting the dogs outside and flew into our house. its bigger than a half-dollar. in no way tiny at all. my cat didnt even know what to do with it. my sister was brave enough to squash it...with my shoe of course. it took several stomps to get it incapacitated. it kept squirming! ugh! i pretty much reacted just like this guy. with some added "jesus christ"'s and wtf's thrown in. UGH.
i was just sitting here with a beer and one of those fuckers came in window i think its the sound thats the worst thing. though was like a lil baby birdy at first lol
Oh man! You are acting like a retard! :\ Its "huge". Okay! Its a bit scary. Okay! But why are you acting like that... Thats more scarier, than that beetle... Anyways... this is an Melolontha melolontha in latin language. :) I hate them too! :) When its flew neer to you ears... aaahhh.. :S But 100 points for that, when you throw him out, and not crash him! ;D
lol you make me laugh XD that bug aint scary and im a teenage girl ^.^; but its not a stag beetle...there pretty common around my parts. but i never seen that kind of bug before, its cute in a weird sort of way.
what he has looks more like a june beetle tho because stag beetles dont fly when they are contained, they stand up with their front legs into a stance thingy
idk, ive never seen a stag beetle before in my life, and 2 flew into my house when i had the door open, i looked it up the day after, and their stag beetles, u can tell by the markings on their back and the antenie which have a tooth brush look, what i think anyways. lol
You remind me of a scene from I Know What You Did Last Summer, you are worse than my girlfriend. Its a beetle a small one at that, whats the big deal, pansey
looks like a female stag beetle or which ever type of beetle you have around you're region. Don't worry it wont bite. Lucky you it was just a female rather than the much larger, stronger, and not to mention horned males.
where are your hairy balls
MegaMajorleague 1 month ago
I don't think these commenters realize you were being overdramatic on purpose. Hey, it made Chris Crocker rich.
totakeke 4 months ago
i bet your cat has more courage than you
ngentotsemua 10 months ago
Dude you think thats fucking bad. When i was doing my jog today, one flu on my fucking NECK. yes my FUCKING NECK. i didn't realize, until i fucking grabbed and shat my self, throw it on the floor and crushed it
TotaIChaos 10 months ago
1:02 Serial killers are scary. This is not.
1:33 A rotting maggot infested corpse is gross. This is not.
On the other hand, well done for letting it go.
cjeam9199 10 months ago
maybe this is the female stag beetle
peepers2468 1 year ago
it has no jaws
peepers2468 1 year ago
Look up flying stag beetle videos on here - they are at least twice the size of maybugs, if not bigger - I defy anyone not to get a bit incy when one of those flies past your open window on a hot summer night :O
bluebolt86 1 year ago
are you serius? first of all thats a chafer beetle and secon of all, wtf? how can you be that afraid of a harmless beetle that you nearlyTHREW YOUR CAMERA WHEN IN WAS IN A BLODY JAR FOR GOD SAKE? im sorry to say but MAN UP FOR GOD SAKE! THERE ARE BEETLES AND BUGS THAT ARE OVER 16 CENTIMETERS LONG, LET ALONE SOMTHING AS INSIGNIFICANT AS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A 50 P COIN! youl only get laughed at if you post things like this on the internet.
neheobthe1st 1 year ago
thats not a stag beetle
superlego74 1 year ago
GROW SOME BALLS YOU LITTLE RAPED GIRL
luigidaman908 1 year ago
its not a stag beetle at all lol... its a may bug... (or Cockchafer) and madebythebird... there not rare at all. (well not in the uk anyway)
sithlordjasont21 1 year ago
Here in California's central valley, we call those June Bugs. They love light, and are always flying around the porch light when we try to enter our house in the evening. They hang onto the screen door with their barb-spiked legs, and if you hit the screen door, they hiss at you. If they land on your clothes or hair, it isn't easy to get them off. They are ugly as hell, noisy, and fly around our lights like idiots for about 2 or 3 months in the summer.
mom2larry 1 year ago
@mom2larry that aint no june bug! not with that huge horn on that things head!
BlinkinFirefly 1 year ago
yeh, tiny? uh no. that is not tiny. actually, one of these things just flew into my head tonight when i was letting the dogs outside and flew into our house. its bigger than a half-dollar. in no way tiny at all. my cat didnt even know what to do with it. my sister was brave enough to squash it...with my shoe of course. it took several stomps to get it incapacitated. it kept squirming! ugh! i pretty much reacted just like this guy. with some added "jesus christ"'s and wtf's thrown in. UGH.
kleigh7692 1 year ago
lol :D
ElWray1985 1 year ago
God i has beetles all over me i collect those things i would buy IT!
Billycrash4 1 year ago
No, its not gonna rape you.
BosnianMilitia 1 year ago
just a bug man.. control your noises next time
reloadmag 1 year ago
weenie. lol
Guessnought 1 year ago
That's a Stag Beetle, they're very rare and pretty cool, they aren't dangerous.
madebythebird 1 year ago
i was just sitting here with a beer and one of those fuckers came in window i think its the sound thats the worst thing. though was like a lil baby birdy at first lol
gaztx 1 year ago
you are gay, Dude!!
Darking22 1 year ago
idiot
DXmmuauaua 2 years ago
its a japanese flower beetle
DevastatingStorm 2 years ago
LOL ur reaction
Tiyong55 2 years ago
It's not a stag beetle
felisdomesticus5676 2 years ago
female stag i thinks maybe im wrong tho :P
bobbins05 2 years ago
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kin95mill 2 years ago
You lack testicular fortitude.
TheNilvarg 2 years ago 11
@TheNilvarg That is the best insult ever
cjeam9199 10 months ago
Dude, you're a little girl if you're afraid of that tiny ass beetle. FFS
icer22x 2 years ago 4
lol! If your afraid of that, then you'll die if you see my insect collection of 100+ bugs : )
arachneman 2 years ago
Oh man! You are acting like a retard! :\ Its "huge". Okay! Its a bit scary. Okay! But why are you acting like that... Thats more scarier, than that beetle... Anyways... this is an Melolontha melolontha in latin language. :) I hate them too! :) When its flew neer to you ears... aaahhh.. :S But 100 points for that, when you throw him out, and not crash him! ;D
Nindzsame 2 years ago
shit, if i saw that flying towards me, i'd punch it in the face! xp
korreal 3 years ago
Yeah, when a beetle flies it is really startling. Even lady bugs!
Though I don't think it's a Stag Beetle.
Lishy1 3 years ago
LMAO CLOVERFIELD 2! your reaction is effing hilarious. really its not all that disgusting, its quite beautiful actually when you look at it.
Trybrow 3 years ago
lol you make me laugh XD that bug aint scary and im a teenage girl ^.^; but its not a stag beetle...there pretty common around my parts. but i never seen that kind of bug before, its cute in a weird sort of way.
Britt4thedemon8 3 years ago
what a wuss
emelynbaik 3 years ago
Ye thats not a stag beetle, but stag beetles can still fly
jbshadow1 3 years ago
seriously...you could crush the damn think with your fingure...dont be scared of it.
Ijustmadethisup4 3 years ago
Can stags even fly?? i don think so.. kinda looks like a maybeetle. Do these appear in the fifth month?? what about the "junebug"?
Well.. this was posted in may..
WarPig15 3 years ago
yes, stags can fly, i caught 2 last nite, on june 5th, 2 female ones, glad i didnt see male ones whose horns are about an inch longer
greenweed14 3 years ago
Two stags in june? Like in June? Far as i know these arent common. But other bugs are very very common to these months.. but maybe you're right.
WarPig15 3 years ago
what he has looks more like a june beetle tho because stag beetles dont fly when they are contained, they stand up with their front legs into a stance thingy
greenweed14 3 years ago
idk, ive never seen a stag beetle before in my life, and 2 flew into my house when i had the door open, i looked it up the day after, and their stag beetles, u can tell by the markings on their back and the antenie which have a tooth brush look, what i think anyways. lol
greenweed14 3 years ago
stagbeetle? are you sure? what about a maybeetle?
stuchly1 3 years ago
It's either a rose or a cock chafer big and noisy but harmless. Have a look at my stag beetles fighting search for 'smalltalk diaries'
Beetles are fab!
pigsbum 3 years ago
your a big wuss and should not pass on your genes
5LbSquirrel 3 years ago
Lmao wtf dude that beetle might kill you watch out... what a pussy
Martin010 4 years ago
epic fail
bvstang1967 4 years ago
its not a stag bettle = =
IKeiichiroI 4 years ago
Oh, it's just a cockchafer beetle. They're completely harmless, and actually kinda cute.
Bry56 4 years ago
wow, you lose.
supernightmaren 4 years ago
AHAH YOUR VOICE WOWOMG!!
wowomg15 4 years ago
You remind me of a scene from I Know What You Did Last Summer, you are worse than my girlfriend. Its a beetle a small one at that, whats the big deal, pansey
IPleadDaFif 4 years ago
looks like a female stag beetle or which ever type of beetle you have around you're region. Don't worry it wont bite. Lucky you it was just a female rather than the much larger, stronger, and not to mention horned males.
foxworthy21 4 years ago
this one has got spiked last segment on an abdomen! it is maybeetle! female stag beetle has hot different antenae and round abdomen, not spiked!
stuchly1 3 years ago
its a Junebug
tedburn88 4 years ago
aka the female stag
Jonbino 3 years ago
what a scared pussy
rich29600 4 years ago
You stupid fuck, it's not a Stag Beetle, it's a Chafer Beetle.
KeoTheGuilmon 4 years ago
you are a little bitch
Hoffster166 4 years ago